Saint Seiya Fan Fiction ❯ The Chinese Zodiacs ❯ Chapter seven ( Chapter 7 )

Authoress' notes : Hello again. Finally it's come to chapter seven, ne?

Thank you Eiko Makimachi-san!!! I know you could hardly wait for this chapter, hehehe! Your Chinese sign, right? ^_^

Thank you Blade-chan, Psycho Violinist of Silentwood, Crazy4YuYuHakusho, and all of the other reviewers ^_^. Thank you minna!!!!

Tifa : Hm, hm, hm... Shaka?? Where are you?

Shaka : [hides behind the door] Sstt! Please readers!!! Don't tell her where I am, okay?

Tifa : SHAKA??!! Hm?? [looks around the room] Shaka?? So you want to play hide and seek, eh??

Shaka : ……

Tifa : Readers?? Do you know where's Shaka? … What?? Don't know?

Shaka : [whispers] Thanks!

Tifa : Hmm? Heh?? O well, this fic will not begin then… eh?? What??? Shaka is hiding behind the door? Oh, thank you!!! [sees behind the door and drags Shaka out]

Shaka : Mumble… mumble…

Tifa : Hah!! The disclaimer, can read it, Shaka?

Shaka : …… Tifa owns nothing except for the computer, the idea and her room!!

Tifa : … Hey, did you go to my room??

Shaka : Oh, you mean the one with many anime posters?

Tifa : Shaka!!!!! It's not polite to enter the room of a lady!!!!

Shaka : Which lady??

Tifa : SHAKA!!!!!!!!! POW!!!!!!!!

Shaka : [falls unconscious]

Tifa : Ups?? Err... o well, enjoy the fic, doso doso…

Chapter Seven

After leaving... ehem... that sick lion... I mean, dragon, the bronzies go all the way up to the sixth temple. On their way up …

Seiya : Are we there yet?

Hyoga : No.

Seiya : …Are we reaching the temple yet?

Shun : … No Sei… Hyoga already said that five seconds ago.

Seiya : ……. Ok, now do you see the temple yet?

Shiryu : ……NO!

Seiya : ……… [opens his mouth wanting to say something]

Ikki : SHUDDAP!!!!

Seiya : But I …

All : SHUT UP!!!!!

Seiya : Eww…

Finally, after several minutes…

Seiya : Ah… we are here.

All : [look sharply at Seiya]

Seiya : Meow… :3

Shun : … All right, we are here now… SHAKA, ARE YOU THERE?!!

Hyoga : Eckk… don't shout like that!

Shun : Sorry, I just want to get this thing done, and fast.

Ikki : Hmm, no one?

Shiryu : Ahh. Just go inside.

Ok… the bronze saints enter…Once inside the temple, they go to the big hall.

Hyoga : Heyy, where is that Buddha?

Ikki : What Buddha??

Hyoga : You know, the big Buddha statue here!

Shiryu : You're right, where's that Buddha??

Shun : Seiya??? Seiya???!!! Seiya is not here!!

Hyoga : Oh no!! Where is he??!!!

Ikki : SEI!!!!! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU??!!!

Shiryu : …… Where is he??

Seiya : …Inside here!!!!

All : [quickly go to where the sound came from]

Shun : What are you doing?

Seiya : Well, I'm just curious. What is this??

Shiryu : Huh?? [sees a big basket in front of him]

Hyoga : He's right… what is this??

Ikki : Hmm?? [see a button on the basket and pushes it]

Suddenly they hear a song coming from the basket …

Seiya : Wow, cool!

Shun : … What's up?… What is this music for?

Shiryu : What is this thing??

Hyoga : This sounds like... errr… yes, it is like an Indian flute??

Ikki : … Indian??? Eck, what is that?? [pointing at the basket]

The basket starts agitating and… from the basket comes out the head of a cobra and it's dancing (of course a cobra dance). And slowly the cobra comes out, and then smoke covers up the basket. Then the flute's sound stops. The smoke begins to disappear, the big cobra figure is standing there… it's Shaka…

Seiya : Prfff... OHAHAHAHAHAHA!! NICE DANCE SHAKA!!!!

Ikki : HAHAHAHA!!! WHAT IS THIS THING?!!!

Hyoga : OH HELL, HAHAHAHA!!!! Let me borrow the flute sometime! HAHAHA!!!

Shiryu : Hahahaha!!!!

Shun : ARGHH!!!! I HATE SNAKES!!!

Hyoga : [sweatdrop]

Shaka : ………

Ikki : Hey Shaka??!!! Keep dancing man!! Ahahahaha!

Shaka : Sob…

Ikki : Err... Shaka?

Shaka : [leans on Ikki's chest and starts crying] WHY SHOULD I DO THIS?!!! HOWAAAA!!!!!

Ikki : Errr…Shaka??

Hyoga : Errr... sorry Shaka…

Seiya : [whispering to Shiryu] Err, I didn't know Shaka could be such a cry-baby...

Shiryu : Ssttt!

Shaka : I HEARD THAT!!!!!! HYPNOTISED!!!!!!

Seiya : What the... oh, my eyes... zzzz...

Shaka : GRRRR, YOU ARE A CHICKEN!!!!!

Seiya : Cluck…cluck…cluck… [acting like a turkey]

Shaka : I SAID A CHICKEN, NOT A TURKEY!!!!

Seiya : I'm a chicken!!!!! Cluck…cluck…cluck…

Shiryu : … You should say chic…chic…chic…wait a minute, that's not a chicken!

Seiya : Really? Okay, cluck…cluck…cluck…

Hyoga : No use…

Shaka : Hey, not bad for his level of skill. Shun??? Now you are a frog!!!!

Shun : No way!!!! Rib bit…ups…I mean… rib bit…

Shaka : Nice one, hehehe! I'm a cobra, nice meal…

Shun : ARGHH!!!!! [climbs a pillar on Shaka's temple] GET RIB BIT… AWAY RIB BIT… FROM ME!!!!

Shaka : Hey, frogs can't climb that thing!

Shun : Shu… rib bit… Shu…!!!

Ikki : Shun!!!! Shaka, wipe out that hypnosis!!! Now!!!!

Shaka : No… you have already laughed at me… Hyoga, you are an ugly duck!!!

Hyoga : No I'm not!!!! ……WAHHHHH, I'M AN UGLY DUCK, WAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

Shiryu : Oh, no... Shaka, quit playing around, will ya?

Shaka : Hmpp. Now, what will fit you, Shiryu??? [looks at Shiryu]

Shiryu : Uh-oh, oh no, argh!!! [runs away]

Shaka : Oh no, you won't escape! [chasing Shiryu]

Ikki : [stands still and does nothing] Hmmm, I must do something, and fast!!

Shaka : [finally catches Shiryu] Aha… you are …

Ikki : [suddenly places a mirror between Shiryu and Shaka's face] ..an owl!!!!

Shaka : …… Zzzzzzz...

Ikki : That's better!!!

Shiryu : Uhh, thanks Ikki! How can you have a mirror???

Ikki : Who knows?? Now I must get Shun down here. [walks towards the pillar Shun has climbed] Shun, get down here!!!!!

Shun : Rib bit… no!!! NOT WHILE rib bit… THAT COBRA IS HERE rib bit…!!!!

Ikki : COME DOWN HERE OR I'LL MAKE YOU DO IT!!!

Shun : NO!!!! RIB BIT!!!!

Shiryu : Now how can we neutralise this hypnosis???

Shaka : Zzzzzzz... uhuuu… zzzzzz...

Seiya : I'm a chicken… I'm flying!

Shiryu : … Sei, chickens can't fly!

Seiya : I see… cluck…cluck…cluck…

Hyoga : I'm an ugly duck…WAAAHHH!!!!

Shiryu : Duh… now what… [a lamp pops beyond his head] Shaka?? Wake up!!!!

Shaka : Zzzzzz... uhhhuuu???

Shiryu : You are Shaka!!! Right now I'm your master, neutralise your hypnosis!!!

Shaka : Yes, master… [neutralises the hypnosis]

Hyoga : Wahhhh… errr... what am I doing here???

Seiya : Huh… Cluck…cluck…cluck…ehh... what this cluck thing??

Shun : Ah, finally no rib bit… but that COBRA IS STILL HERE!!!!

Shiryu : Hemmm, that's better.

Ikki : SHUN!!!!??? GET DOWN HERE AND FAST!!!!

Shun : Hmmm... BUT THAT COBRA IS STILL HERE!!!!

Seiya : Cobra??? where???

Ikki : Is he still hypnotised, Shiryu?

Shiryu : I don't think so. Does Shun hate snakes?

Ikki : I don't know, he never acts this way!!!

Shiryu : Oh well, maybe he is still hypnotised, we need a lumberjack here.

Shaka : I'M A LUMBERJACK!!!!! [brings an axe]

Shiryu : Wait, no!!! You are not-

Shaka : THIS IS THE TREE!!!! I WILL CUT IT DOWN!!! [cuts the pillar where Shun is]

Shiryu : My gosh!!!!!

Shaka : TIMBER!!!!!!!

The pillar (with Shun) goes down and the temple start rumbling… and it collapses. Meanwhile on Athena's temple up there...

Saori : WHAT?!!! AGAIN!!!!

Shion : Uhhh, where am I? Saori-sama??

Saori : Hmmm, I'll cut their salary twice this month.

Shion : Saori-sama!!!! You shouldn't act like this!!!!

Saori : [looks sharply to Shion] Now you shut up! [grabs her big hammer again]

Shion : [grabs Saori's hammer] Err... let me do this myself. [hits himself with that hammer and goes unconscious again]

Saori : That was nice of yours… back to the monitor…

On the sixth temple…

Shun : Owww, that hurts!

Seiya : Ouch! Where... cluck... ehh, am I?

Shiryu : Where is Shaka??? Oww, my head!!!

Hyoga : Grrr, my head is always hit by something, I'll become stupid in no time.

Ikki : Owww, you're already a fool!

Hyoga : What did you said???

Ikki : We are already fool enough to let this thing happen to us.

Shiryu : I see what you mean…

Seiya : Where is Shaka??

Shiryu : Hmmm, Shun?? Can you…

Shun : NO!!!

Ikki : But??

Shun : I will not let my lovely chain touch that thing… I mean. a snake!!!

Hyoga : But Shun, he is Shaka, not a real snake.

Shun : Still a snake!!! NO!!

Ikki : Or do you want us to have our clothes changed like that?

Seiya : Please, Shun?

Shun : NO!!! You heard that, I R-E-F-U-S-E!!

Ikki : Fine, then the Chinese zodiac will be here forever, and Shaka may be dead just now. So you are the one who will wear that thing.

Shun : WHAT?!!!

Hyoga : That's right, you and Shaka share the same zodiac sign, and who else would wear this zodiac cloth?

Shun : ARGHH!!! ALL RIGHT!!! GRRR! [begins searching Shaka with his chain]

Ikki : Hmmm, that's nice of yours, Shun.

Seiya : Yeah, a monkey!

Ikki : SAY THAT AGAIN!!!

Seiya : Errr... I mean, I'm a monkey, ukikii…[does a monkey move]

Shiryu : [chuckles]

Shun : He's here. [drags Shaka from the ruins]

Hyoga : He's unconscious! The clothes built by Mu aren't really that strong.

Mu : WHAT DID YOU SAY??? [suddenly appears with the other gold saints and Tifa]

Seiya : HOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [again laughing because he sees Deathmask]

Deathmask : DO YOU WANT ME TO BOMBARD YOU AGAIN????

Tifa : Hi there, did Shaka sleep?

Shun : He has fainted... hey, haven't I already met you before?

Hyoga : Yes, you look familiar…

Tifa : Tee-hee, I'm the authoress here, and have already interviewed you all in the other fic. ^^

Ikki : You make us look like idiots!

Shiryu : Yes, you do!!!

Tifa : Errr, we don't have the time for this, you wanna stop this or not? [grins]

Ikki : GRRR, ALL RIGHT, COME ON!

Shiryu : We'll deal with ya later…

Tifa : As if they could, hwahaha!

Hyoga : Come on... Seiya???

Seiya : HOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Ikki : Idiots… [drags mad Seiya up and continues onto the seventh temple]

After the bronze saints disappear from Tifa's sight…

Tifa : Hmmm??? Now, Shaka… is he still sleeping?

Mu : He is not sleeping, Tifa!! [places his hand on Shaka's chest and tries to wake him up]

Tifa : Hmmm… (thinking of writing a fic about Mu x Shaka)

Mu : HEY!!!!! I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT!!!!

Tifa : Wow, I can do telepathy!

Mu : NO!!! I JUST KNOW THAT!!!

Tifa : Ahahaha, sorry, sorry... hmm... [looks at Saga and Kanon]

Saga : WHAT?!!!

Kanon : DON'T YOU DARE THINKING ABOUT THAT!!!!!

Tifa : Oh, all right…

Shaka : …… Oww, my head……

Mu : Are you ok?

Shaka : AHHH, A RAT!!!! NICE MEAL!!!!

Mu : ARGH!!!! HEYYY, IT'S ME!!!! [wanna run away, afraid of Shaka's look]

Tifa : Hahahahahahaha!

Mu : ARGH, HELP!!! TIFA!!!! [is caught by Shaka, and Shaka is ready to bite him]

Tifa : Ok, ok, sorry. Shaka!!! Your hypnotisis is not functioning anymore.

Shaka : …Huh, where am I? Ah, hello Mu…

Mu : Hah…hah…hah… I thought I was going to be killed!

Tifa : Shaka? I wanna take your pic, can you dance again on that snake's basket?

Shaka : What???!!! NO!!!!

Tifa : I will leave you alone after this, so you can meditate. (sleep)

Shaka : Really?

Tifa : Yes.

Shaka : Aren't you using me in your other fics???

Tifa : Hmmm, maybe one or two, yes, but not forever. [grins]

Shaka : Errr... okay, one or two is enough, I'll do that.

Mu : Not fair!!!!!

Saga : Yeah.

Canon : Us too.

Deathmask : Just Shaka???

Tifa : Ahh, all right… the next fic the victims will be the bronze saints or charas from another anime series. This should be enough, right?

Gold saints : YEAH!!!!

Mu : You know? You should write serious fics more often.

Shaka : Yeah, for those I'd be a volunteer.

Tifa : Okay…serious fics... what about yaoi?

Mu and Shaka : NOT ABOUT THAT!!!!!

Tifa : Ahahahaha! Okay, can you do that now, Shaka?

Shaka : THE YAOI!!!!!???

Tifa : Duh… of course not, that dance!!

Shaka : Oh, all right…[goes inside the basket and does the cobra dance to the sound of the flute]

Tifa : Great pic! [takes Shaka's pic]

To be continued

Authoress's notes : La la la... Thank you for reviewing! Hm, hm, I hope this chapter has amused you ^_^. Please review and criticise if you want to. Thank you for spending your time reading this crazy fic.