Authoress note: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOMEN MINNA!!!!! SUCH A LONG DELAY >< but I'm really busy preparing my last paper. And Tifa thinks this fic is becoming more and more stupid... but, oh hell… Tifa didn't have any idea at all for this… this… horse thing ><. Sorry again minna!!!! Gomen gomen m(_ _)m
Chapter Eight
The bronzies go up all the way to Libra's temple, or what should be Libra…still running...
Shiryu : Ok, this should be my Roshi's temple.
Hyoga : Indeed…
Shun : What is the seventh sign of the Chinese zodiac??
Shiryu : Errrr... after, after, errrr... after what??
Ikki : Snake…
Shiryu : Errr... horse??
Seiya : Horse??? You mean, like me??
Shun : Maybe?
Shiryu : Hmmm...
Ikki : Nah… our writer here has too many ideas to shock us, and she has a lot of friends that help her with her crazy fics.
Hyoga : Indeed, her bro too.
Shiryu : … we already spent about four hours… [looks at the fire clock tower]
Shun : Only four hours, but I'm tired.
Hyoga : Yeah, 'cause we've laughed too much!
Seiya : Okay!!!! We're here!!!!!
The bronze saints already reach the seventh temple…
Shun : No changes here…
Ikki : No changes outside, but inside…
Hyoga : [sighs] Okay… ready to laugh again????
Shiryu : Right… [then goes inside]
Inside the temple…
Shun : Ahn??? A desert???
Shiryu : A desert??? Horse with desert? What's the connection???
Hyoga : It is hot here!!! [already sweating all over his body] Can't we just pass this and go out quickly?
Shiryu : Hmmm?? Roshi???? Are you here??
Shun : ….
Seiya : No voice.
Ikki : Nah, maybe he is sleeping again, or on the mountain.
Shiryu : He's not sleeping!!!!
????? : Old McDonald has a farm … [singing voice]
Seiya : Huh???
????? : Hiya, hiya, oh…
Shiryu : Roshi??
From the distance, the figure of a horse is moving towards them. The helmet is shaped like a horse wearing a cowboy hat. He is carrying a guitar, and there are guns on his belt, and there's a horse tail fastened on his back.
Shiryu : Errr, is that you, Roshi??
Dohko : Hmm, hello sonny!
Seiya : [sweatdrop] He called you sonny?
Shiryu : Errr, grandp- I mean, Roshi? Are you all right?
Dohko : Yeah, I'm all right sonny… behh!!! This stupid writer forced me to act like this.
Ikki : But it sure fits you, grandpa. [grins]
Dohko : Do not call me that!!!!
Shun : Ok grand- I mean Roshi, can we pass?
Dohko : No!!! Not until he stops laughing!!! [pointing at Ikki]
Hyoga : But grandpa!!! It's hot here!!!
Dohko : WILL YOU STOP CALLING ME THAT???!!
Ikki : Hahahahaha! Grandpa, give me a pony!!!! [starts behaving like a 3-year-old child]
Dohko : GRRRR, AND OLD McDONALD HAS A PAIR OF GUNS!!!!!! HIYA HIYA OH!!!! [gets his guns]
Shiryu : Uh-oh, wait Roshi!!!
Hyoga : Oh no!!!
Shun : NII-CHAN!!! STOP LAUGHING!!!
Seiya : He's serious!!!
Dohko : AND BANG BANG HERE AND BANG BANG THERE!!!!! [shoots his bullets, and after twelve bullets he throws away his guns. From behind he gets his AK-41 and fires the bronze saints. Subsequently he throws away his empty AK and gets another machine gun from his back, fires again, then throws some grenades at them and then gets another shotgun and a grenade launcher. Then throws them away and shoots the final blow with a bazooka.] HERE A BANG THERE A BANG EVERYWHERE A BANG BANG!!!
Since Dohko is shooting everywhere like crazy, he can't catch sight of the bronze saints. The area looks as if having been hit by a sandstorm (I mean, a little sandstorm ^^). Little by little the sand goes away and finally five figures can be seen. And they still are standing.
Shiryu : … Hey? Am I all right?
Hyoga : … Too hot!!
Shun : …
Seiya : … Guys, tell me… can I open my eyes now??
Ikki : …… Shun? Are you all right?
Shun : I'm … fine, I guess.
Dohko : WHAT??!!! NOTHING HAS BEEN HIT!!!!!
Ikki : You're a bad shooter, Grandpa!!!!
Dohko : GRRRRR, I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT!!!!!! OLD McDONALD …
Shun : He started singing again!!!!
Ikki : Grrrrrrr!
Shiryu : Let me take care of him...
Hyoga : Too hot!!!!!
Seiya : Guys?? Can I open my eyes???
Dohko : I HAVE A FARM!!!!! HIYA HIYA HOO!!!!
Shiryu : [looks at his left and finds a rope ^^ (same as the cage in the 4th chapter = can't be easily broken by saints, woo-hoo!!), takes the rope and makes a lasso!!] HIYYAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Dohko : [sees what Shiryu is doing] UH-OH! ANDOLDMcDONA- GECKKK!!!!! [Shiryu's lasso ties his neck]
Shiryu : [ties Dohko's hands and legs] YIHAA!!!! FOUR SECONDS!!!!!! I'M A REAL COWBOY!!!!!
Dohko : Heyyyy!!!!!! I'M YOUR MASTER!!!!! [being tied like a cow on a rodeo ^^] UNTIE THIS NOW!!!!!!!
Shiryu : Sorry, Roshi, I'll untie this later.
Hyoga : SO HOT!!!!!!!
Seiya : Can I open my eyes NOW??!!!!!
Ikki : Grrr, yes, you can open your damn eyes!!!!
Seiya : O yeah? Ok! [opens his eyes] Huh, what happened to him? [pointing at Dohko]
Ikki : Shut up, come on, let's go!!!
Hyoga : Finally!!!!!!
Shun : I think watching cowboy stories has been very useful to you, Shiryu. [starts running with the others]
Shiryu : … Yeah, but I don't know what Roshi will do to me because of that… x_x
Finally, after the bronze saints disappear (again) from the seventh temple, Tifa comes in with the others (you already know who, right?)
Tifa : [sees Dohko tied] Ahh hiya, grandpa!!! How's your day?
Dohko : HOW'S MY DAY???? YOU %$^&*^^*&^*^&%^$#^$^#$%^%^%$& STUPID WRITER %^#%^%^$%^$^$% !!
Mu : Uhh, Roshi? Those were really terrible words!
Saga : Hmmm, you should not say that in our presence, right?
Shaka : Cursing? Oh Budha, please forgive him!
Deathmask : Yeah, I thought he would never curse...
Aiolia : ASHOOO!!!! Grandpa, can you give me some medicine to cure this ashooo!!!!
Grandp… err, Dohko : GRRRRRR, STOP CALLING ME THAT AND UNTIE ME!!!!!
Tifa : O well, before that, let me take your pic.
Dohko : WHAAAAAT????!!!!!!! NOO!!!!
Tifa : [takes his pic] And make the medicine for Oli-chan please. ^^
To be continued
Authoress' notes : Tifa wonders where she got this idea from??? Umm, review please, and thank you for reading. Sorry for this and that complaint. Tifa isn't in a good mood right now because of that PAPER!!!! Um… sorry again. ><u
