Saint Seiya Fan Fiction ❯ The Chinese Zodiacs ❯ Chapter nine ( Chapter 9 )

The crazy authoress' note : Haiya!!! Lack of ideas, I really lack ideas and I don't know how to write this chapter! >< But anyway thank you for your reviews, thanks and thanks!

Tifa: Oi Milo!!! The disclaimer!!

Camus : Milo is not here, he'd rather die than reading the disclaimer here!

Tifa : Huh??? Really? No no no, Milo can't die, especially in my fanfic!!!

Camus : So be it, he is already dead.

Tifa : …… Mu!! Can you teleport him here?

Mu : Oh okay! [teleports to somewhere and suddenly appears with Milo]

Milo : What the -beep-???? Why you!!!! MU!!! I hate you!

Shaka : Enough, you coward! We already did that and it's your turn!!!

Milo : Grrr, but I... NO!!!

Tifa : [sighs] Why does everyone have to act like this??

Milo : Because you're crazy!!

Tifa : Really??? O well... huh?

Eiji : Hoy hoy?

Tifa : Hey!! Eiji-chan??? Neko-chan sama! XD

Eiji : Neko ja nai! Uh... where am I?

Tifa : Err, you came to the wrong fic.

Milo : So is he your new toy? I hate you!

Eiji : Hoy! What did you said? Toy??

Shaka : … [whispers to Mu] I thought he didn't like Tifa...

Fuji : Sa~na .

Mu : Who are you?

Fuji : Eiji koi. ^_^

Eiji : Nyah Fuji!!! I'm not your koi.

Tezuka : Indeed, he's mine.

Eiji : O_O Eh!!

Oishi : No, Eiji is mine!

Eiji : Unyah!!!! Why does everyone like being paired up with me?

Tifa : Because you're just so adorable! ^_^ So Milo, could you?...

Milo : … This lovely Tifa owns nothing, she doesn't owns me, nor Camus, nor Shaka, nor Mu and etc.

Tifa : Ara? And "The Prince of Tennis" is not mine either.

Eiji : Help!!!

Tifa : Huh? [sees Oishi, Fuji and Tezuka fighting each other] O well, enjoy the fic while I stop the fighting. ^_^u

Chapter Nine

After the western action by Shiryu in the seventh temple, now the bronze saints go all the way up to the eighth one, reaching it in no time.

Shun : I hate these stairs.

Hyoga : … Just say : this is a training, ok Shun?

Shun : … I hate these stairs and that snake!!

Ikki : Funny, I had never heard that you hated snakes, Shun.

Shun : Hmmpff !

Seiya : Doesn't your chain look like a snake too?

Shiryu : Indeed.

Shun : How could you say that? My chain is not a snake!

Ikki : O well, enough of snake thing.

Hyoga : What is the eighth in Chinese zodiac?

Shiryu : Em, I think it's a lamb.

Shun : Lamb? Like cappy?

Hyoga : Bah, who knows?

Seiya : Yeah, who knows what's going on later…

Ikki : All right, here we are!

Shun : Seiya??

Seiya : Come on! [already going in]

Hyoga : [sighs] Here we go again...

Shiryu : I've got enough of this... [goes in]

Ikki : … I'll wait here…

Hyoga : What??? No, you won't. Come on!

Ikki : No way, I had enough of this. I'll go home.

Shun : Oh no, you won't. Come on, nii-chan. [pulls Ikki's ear]

Ikki : Ouch, all right!!!

Inside the temple…

Ikki : Hey!!!

Shun : So much smoke here!

Hyoga : Not smoke, it's a cloud.

Shiryu : Cloud?? In... errr, the ground?

Seiya : GYAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Shun : Sei??? Where are… WAAAA!!!!

Ikki : Shun???

Shiryu : Wait Ikki, don't move until the cloud... I mean, smok... err, fog disappears.

Hyoga : ………

They wait for several seconds, and then little by little the fog begins to disappear.

Shiryu : What???? [looks around] We are at the top of a mountain!

Hyoga : Mountain??

Ikki : Shun???!!! Where are you?

Hyoga : How? How can this be? A mountain inside the temple?

Ikki : Shun???

Shun : Down here!!!!!!

Ikki : Down? [looks down] Oh, there you are!

Shun : …… Would you mind coming down here?

Ikki : Okay. [jumps down with the others]

Hyoga : Why? What? Where am I?

Shiryu : … Do you get amnesia or something? We're in the eighth temple here in Sanctuary …

Hyoga : I know, but why is … er, the mountain and... er…

Seiya : Duhh, it hurts, I landed really hard… with my butt... ouch!

Shun : So this should be Scorpio temple then … er, who?

Shiryu : What?

Shun : Who is the guardian... errr... o yeah, Milo!!

Milo : Somebody calling me?

Bronzies : Milo?

Milo : Yes, what is it? [appears wearing his Lamb cloth. Well, let's just say it looks like the Capricorn cloth]

Shun : … Nothing strange with your cloth…

Milo : Yeah I know, bless me… that Tifa lacked ideas for my cloth.

Hyoga : So then, can we pass?

Milo : I think you can.

Shiryu : Really?

Milo : … As if you could pass it...

Seiya : As if?

Ikki : What do you mean?

Milo : See behind me?

Ikki : … [sees a huge mountain there] Hmm, so?

Seiya : We just have to climb that, see? Like this. [quickly climbs the mountain]

Milo : …… [notices that the others wanna climb it too but stops them] Wait here, he will be back in some minutes.

Just like Milo said, several minutes later, Seiya comes back from behind them.

Seiya : What? You guys are so quick, have you already passed the mountain?

Shun : We didn't move at all, Sei..

Seiya : WHAT???!!!

Milo : … Illusion Sei, illusion.

Seiya : Why didn't you say so??!!

Milo : You had already climbed that mountain before I could warn you.

Shiryu : ……… mumble mumble.

Ikki : So? How can we get out of this?

Milo : How could I know?

Hyoga : yDon't you know how to get out of this??!!

Milo : Actually … no, I don't.

Seiya : Honestly?

Milo : …

Hyoga : Liar, I can see it in your eyes, Milo.

Milo : …Really? Is there anything in my eyes?

Shun : Quit playing like that, now can you tell us how to get out of here?

Milo : [sighs] All right, first stand here.

Seiya : Here? [pointing at a yellow line on the ground]

Milo : Hm hm. [nods] Fine, then touch the ground with your hands, and please do not move nor look back, okay?

Shun : I have a bad feeling about this.

Hyoga : Can this method work?

Shiryu : Shun is right. I have a bad feeling about this too.

Ikki : …

Seiya : Well, what can he do to us anyway?

Milo : Well, I can do this… LAMB CRAWL!!!! [move really fast to Seiya's BUTT!!!!]

Seiya : [already flying really high] GYAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Ikki : WHAT THE!!! OUCH!!!!!!! [his butt is crawled and he flies fastly]

Shun : … I THOUGHT SO!!! AEHHHH!!!

Shiryu : [closes his eyes] AAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Hyoga : [quickly turns back] WAIT YOU… AAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!

Milo : … Ups! Sorry Hyoga, you should not turn like that… luckily for him I hit his stomach, not his… [looks at Hyoga] What? You're still here, o well, LAMB CRAWL!!! [suddenly Hyoga disappears and Milo hits a pillar, and his horns get stuck in it!!] What the hell!!!!!

Meanwhile… the bronze saints land hard in the other side of the mountain, with their heads this time.

Seiya : [singing] Twinkle… twinkle… little… star...

Ikki : Mom… I still want that candy.

Shun : … I'm a bird…

Shiryu : Hah… just a bird, I'm a plane!!!

Hyoga : I see Superman flying around my head, there is one and two and three…

Seiya : Huh??? [finally conscious] Ouch, my head and my butt!!! Guys, wake up!!!

Ikki : That Milo!!! $%$#^#$

Seiya : Uh? [sweatdrop]

Shun : My butt!!!!!! %^$&%^&$%^$

All : SHUN??!!!

Shun : Ups!

Shiryu : Grr! Forget that, come on, we have to go on. I had enough of this, I'll punch that Tifa later!

Shun : …… Dear God, I'm so sorry I've cursed! You can take my life now!

Hyoga : SHUN!!!!???

Ikki : Stop that nonsense, come on, let's go.

Back to Milo's situation…

Milo : Grrr, these horns are stuck, damnit!!! [struggles to realease his horns]

Tifa and the other gold saints : [suddenly appear and see Milo stuck on the pillar]

Saga : Gyahahahaha! A lamb stuck his horns in the pillar!

Milo : %$&%^&$% Stop that laughing, you damnit!

Mu : Are you all right?

Milo : …… you see this? These horns are stuck!!!

Tifa : Mu? Move from there, I wanna take his pic.

Mu : All right.

Milo : WHAT!!!!!

Tifa : [takes his pic] Okay, poor Milo, stuck in the pillar… mwahahahaha!

Milo : Grrr, this thing must be your work, right?

Tifa : What? [gives Milo an innocent look]

Milo : That Hyoga illusion!

Tifa : [grins] So what?

Milo : …… [sighs] First I had to hit their butts, now I'm stuck here.

Tifa : It's not that bad, you know?

Milo : … Fine, could you take my horns out of here? I'm tired.

Tifa : Why should I?

Milo : Please!!!!

Tifa : Okay okay, Shaka, give me that axe!

Shaka : Here.

Milo : Hey, what do you wanna do???

Tifa : Cut those horns.

Milo : GRAHHHH, NO!!!!! IF YOU MISS IT YOU'LL CUT MY HEAD!!!

Tifa : Hem, I've never missed befor. Well, I should ask Thor how to use this axe.

Milo : GACKKK!!!! HELP!!!!!

Tifa : Just joking, Milo, just pull your head out of that helmet anyway.

Milo : ^%&%^&%^&, As if I could!!

Tifa : What?

Milo : This helmet is stuck on my head!

Tifa : I see. O well, then we'll use this axe.

Milo : HELPPPPPPPP MMMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!


To be continued


Authoress' note : I admit that I lacked ideas for this chapter… really. But review please. ^_^ O yeah, I already stopped the fighting ^_^u