Saint Seiya Fan Fiction ❯ The Chinese Zodiacs ❯ Chapter ten ( Chapter 10 )

Authoress : ^_^ Well, how are you readers? Hehehe, finally it's come to chapter ten!! Hurray!! Ups! Hehehe, okay, Aiolos-san? Can you? The disclaimer, please?

Aiolos : Ukiki?

Tifa : Uuh? Hey, the disclaimer!!!

Aiolos : [sucks his thumb and grabs an apple from nowhere] Ukiki?

Tifa : Ano ne! Could you please read the disclaimer???

Aiolos : ??? [looks at the script, then throws it away]

Tifa : ????????? AIOLOS!!!!!!!

Aiolos : Ukiikii ukiki ukikiii kikiki uuki. (This human is crazy.)

Tifa : What did you say?

Aiolos : Kiki kiukiki ukiiiikiii ukikiku. (How can a monkey read the scripts?)

Tifa : You wanna make fun of me, heh???

??? : Hoy!!! Give my cloth back!!!!!!!!

Tifa : Huh? [realises that there is something strange with the Sagittarius cloth] HEYYYY, you are a real monkey!!!!!!!!

Real Aiolos : That's my cloth. How stupid you are, mistaking me by a monkey!!!

Tifa : Ohh sorry, ehehehehe! But in this chapter you are the monkey!

Real Aiolos : NO!!! I will put my Sagittarius cloth instead!!! Now give my cloth back, monkey!!!! [chases the monkey but it successfully escapes] HEH!!!!!!!!

Tifa : [stops Aiolos] Stop right there!! Read the disclaimer!!

Real Aiolos : But my cloth...

Tifa : Forget about that cloth right now. Read the disclaimer!!!

Saori : [appears from nowhere] What??? That is a gold cloth !!!!!!!! Catch that monkey, you stupid writer!!!!!!! [swinging her Athena staff]

Tifa : Uh-oh! [runs away]

Saori : What are you waiting for? [looks at Aiolos]

Aiolos : Errr, I …

Saori : Catch that monkey, you stupid!!!!!!!!!!! [still swinging the staff]

Aiolos : AHHHHHH! [runs away]

Saori : This saint is of no use at all… o well, I'll read the disclaimer: this authoress doesn't own me, mwahahaha! Nobody owns me!

Tifa : [looks from behind the door] …… Konomi sensei owns her.

Milo : Are you afraid of Saori?

Tifa : No, I will just leave her alone by now. By the way, I'll go out of here.

Milo : Huh? And leave this fic?

Tifa : No! I just want to finish another fic… I'll leave this fic under your control, Milo, but do not mess with it!!

Milo : Yes ma'am! So let's begin this fic… yay, I'm in charge!!!!

Chapter Ten

Ikki : I hate running all the way up!!!

(Milo : and she doesn't like writing these running scenes over and over again)

Seiya : Can you skip it? And say that we already reached the ninth temple?

(Milo : okay)

Hyoga : [sighs] Finally!

Shun : … I hate this authoress…

Shiryu : Come on, let's just finish this. [then goes in, followed by the others]

Ikki : This temple should be… [looks at Seiya]

Seiya : Hmm, Aiolos.

The bronze saints look around the temple and see many, many plants.

Seiya : Okay… many plant, then what?

(Milo : Hey!!! You should be surprised!)

Shiryu : Bah, after all we have seen before, this is not surprising.

(Milo : But in this script...)

Seiya : Bah, forget about that, Milo!

(Milo : [sighs] Fine.)

Shun : Emm, these are tropical plants, so what is the ninth of the Chinese zodiac?

Shiryu : Hmmm, a monkey…

Seiya : A monkey??? Ahahahahaha! Aiolos, a monkey??? Ukikikikiki ukikiki! [acts like a monkey]

Hyoga : Ehehehehehe! You know, maybe this cloth would fit you too.

Ikki : You mean this monkey here? [pointing at Seiya] Yes, indeed.

Seiya : Heyy, I'm not a monkey!!!!

Ikki : But you share the same zodiacal sign with him.

Shiryu : Actually he doesn't.

Ikki : Really?

Shiryu : Yes, the counting of the Chinese zodiac is by years, like, if you were born in 1980 then your sign is monkey, if you were born in 1979 is lamb, and so on and on.

Shun : Then I don't share a zodiacal sign with Shaka.

Shiryu : No, you don't.

Shun : …… You all cheated me earlier!!!!

Hyoga : That was because you didn't want to rescue Shaka.

Shun : MEAN !!!! [runs away and goes in the tropical forest]

Ikki : Wait, Shun!!!!

Hyoga : This is your fault, Shiryu!

Shiryu : WHAT?!!! Who was the one to cheat Shun?!!

Ikki : Yeah, who??

Shiryu : The two of you!!!! [pointing at Ikki and Hyoga]

Seiya : [sweatdrop]

Suddenly a scream comes from the forest.

Ikki : SHUN!!!??? [quickly runs in] AEH!!!!!!!!

Hyoga : HEY!!!! ARE YOU TWO ALL RIGHT??? [runs in followed by the others]

Seiya : Huh??? What's this!!!??? [sees Shun and Ikki struggling with a big plant]

Shun : HELP!!!!!!!!!!

??? : That is a human eating plant.

Shiryu : Human eating plant??? Is there any?

Seiya : Aiolos!!! Is that you?

Aiolos : AUOOO!!!! [swinging like Tarzan] Hello, guys... uh-oh! [BAUM!!!! Hits a trunk] Ouch, my head! [Aiolos is wearing a monkey helmet and monkey tail fastened on his back, and carrying a banana]

Seiya : HOAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA! [falls down laughing like a mad man]

Shiryu : AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [holds his stomach]

Aiolos : Hey!!! Sto-

Hyoga : Heyyy!!!!! Stop laughing!!!!! Help them!!!!

Aiolos : [sweatdrop] Those should have been my words.

Shun : Is this a human eating plant???!!!!! ARGH!!!! HELP!!!!

Ikki : HEY!!!!!! COULD YOU PLEASE HELP ME AND FAST?!!!

Shiryu : All right geezzzz! [quickly helps Shun and Ikki along with Hyoga]

Seiya : HOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hyoga : SEIYA!!!!!! [knocks his head]

Seiya : Ouch!!! All right!!! Geez! [he is helping, but steps on a human eating plant's mouth and is captured] ARGHHH, HELP!!!!!!

Hyoga : WHAT?? Geez… AEH!!!!! [unfortunately steps on another human eating plant's mouth]

Shiryu : My gosh!!!! Heyyy Aiolos, can you help them?

Aiolos : [smirks, then eats his banana]

Shiryu : >_<u

Shun : … Could you please just CUT THAT DAMN TREE?!!!

The others : [sweatdrop]

Hyoga : Shun? This is not a tree… it is a kind of... errr... bushes.

Shiryu : … Yeah, it doesn't have cambium.

All except for Shiryu and Hyoga : [sweatdrop]

Seiya : Ano… we have an emergency here.

Shun : …Whatever.

Ikki : … I give up working with all these morons…

Aiolos : … Duh! How can people like them become Athena's saints? >_< [shakes his head, but still eats another banana]

Ikki : [stares at Aiolos] And how can you be a gold saint??!!!

Aiolos : What do you mean by that??

Ikki : Geez, right now you only eat banana! Could you just help me, monkey?!!!!

Aiolos : Monkey???!!!! Damn you… wait a moment… I'm the monkey…

The others : [huge sweatdrop]

Aiolos : Ah, forget it… [wants to eat another banana but stops] AEH!!!!!! [suddenly the human eating plant catches him and another plant's mouth gulps his banana] Errr... what?!!!! My banana! >_<

Shun : Now we finish… ehh? [is released by the plant and sees another mouth doing the same thing]

Ikki : Hey!!! Is it releasing us?

Seiya : … How can…

Shiryu : … Whatever… come on, let's go… [runs to the tenth temple]

Hyoga : Yuck, I'm covered with phlegm! [runs with the others while cleaning his cloth with his hands]

Aiolos : What?!!! WAIT !!!! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!!!!!!

(As the bronzies disappear, the others and I appear, after Tifa had successfully released my head from the helmet. Well, huh?? The method? Errr… well… Tifa went to her room and came back bringing baby oil. -//-u)

Milo : Yo Aiolos!!!!

Aiolia : HOAHAHAHAHAHA, YO BRO!!!! UKIKIKIKI! [acts like a monkey while the other gold saints giggle, some even laugh]

Aiolos : Stop giggling like a girl!!! HELP ME!!!!!

Milo : Fine, fine, let me take your picture first! For Tifa. [takes the pic]

Aiolos : This is the most embarrassing event I've ever taken part in. >///<

Saga : Bah, in the whole Saint Seiya series, you just appear once or twice.

Aiolos : That's not true!!!!

Milo : It's true.

Aiolos : THAT'S NOT-

Aiolia : STOP IT!!!! Can you just help my bro, emm... Milo?

Milo : Sure… it's simple... err, wait… where's that script? [opens the script and reads it]

Aiolos : So you now worry about me? Hmm? Bro? [stares at Aiolia]

Aiolia : Of course I worry about you!

Deathmask : Bah, who was the first one to mimic a monkey?…

Aiolia : All right!!! I'm sorry. So, Milo??

Milo : All right, emm… there is only one way to release him.

Mu : Cut the plant root?

Milo : No… listen, this is a very dangerous method.

Shaka : Really???

Aiolos : Oh no!!

Milo: Well… just toss another banana to the plant, like this. [gives it a banana]

The others : [falling down]

Milo : [laughing like crazy] That plant only eats bananas, not humans.

Aiolos : [already being released and staring sharply at Milo] ……

The others : [take more bananas from Aiolos and then throw them at Milo] THAT IS NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!

Milo : ARGHH!!!!! STOP THAT!!!!! [tries to avoid several bananas]

To be continu-

??? : WAIT!!!

Milo : Huh? Who are you?

??? : I'm a fan who is concerned about Aiolos.

Milo : So? What do you want?

Fan: Why doesn't Aiolos have any stance? I won't accept this, call Tifa!!!!

Tifa : Huh??? What happened? [suddenly appears]

Milo : Errr, this person asks why Aiolos doesn't have any stance?

Tifa : Huh? He got his move.

Fan : What?

Tifa : He can produce unlimited bananas. ^_^u

Fan : ……… Oh, I see.

Tifa : So, can I close this chapter?

Fan: …… Uh, yeah. [eating bananas]

Milo : Can I?

Tifa : Oh, ok

Milo: Hehehe, to be continued!!!! Next will be Shura!

Shura : I hate you for imitating my cloth [appears from nowhere and chases Milo with his Excalibur]

Milo : Uh-oh! Easy, Shura!!!!!!! HELPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!

Tifa : …… Oh, well...


To be continued