Saiyuki Reload Fan Fiction ❯ Saiyuki Chapters ❯ Goku and girl troubles ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Chapter 1: Goku and girl troubles.

*Sanzo and the gang are at Houmei and her father's inn spending a couple days to get ready to keep going on their mission West*

*Goku is in the kitchen eating (as usual)*

Goku: FOOD!!!! Finally, I am so hungry! Thank you Houmei!

*Starts stuffing his face with food while Gojyo walks in and sits down *

Houmei: Why thank you. If you need anymore, I will be more than happy to make you some more egg roles.

Goku: Great!!!!!!! MORE PLEASE!

Houmei: Alright! Anything for you Goku! *winks*

* Houmei runs off and Gojyo smiles*

Goku: Why are you smiling?

Gojyo: Isn't it obvious, Houmei has the hots for you.

Goku: What does that mean?

* Gojyo anime falls *

Gojyo: You stupid monkey, it means she likes, LIKES you.

Goku: She does…..AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT DO I DO?

*Goku runs around in circles, not knowing what to do with the opposite sex*

Goku: I MUST GET ADVICE!

*Runs off and finds Sanzo praying in a room by himself *

Goku: SANZO, YOU GOT TO HELP ME!

Sanzo: *sighs* What is it now…don't tell me you ate all the food again.

Goku: No……. Goyjo says Houmei has the “hots” for me and I have no clue how to act around girls. Can you help me?

Sanzo: Goku, get out of here, I can't waste my time with you.

Goku: You don't know what to do around girls either do you?

Sanzo: *sighs* Not a clue……

* Goku walks away and then finds Hakkai*

Goku: Hi Hakkai, can you help me?

Hakkai: Of course….what is it dear Goku?

Goku: Well…..Goyjo says that Houmei has the “Hots” for me and I have no clue how to act around girls. Is there any chance you know what to do?

Hakkai: Oh my. Well Goku, I would help you but you see, I don't know how to act around girls either because well….I'm attracted to men.

* Hakkai puts his hands on Goku's shoulder *

Hakkai: You know Goku, the best relationships start with a hand on the shoulder.

Goku: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT MY MOMMY!!!

* Runs away screaming like a little girl*

Hakkai: Oh well….there is always Goyjo.

* Goku runs into Goyjo *

Goyjo: Watch it monkey, I don't what to get any fleas from you.

Goku: Oh, shut-up. I sadly….need your advise on girls.

Goyjo: Oh you do, do you? Well then you have come to the right guy.

Goku: I wish I had known that before I asked Hakkai.

Goyjo: Oh…you found out then.

Goku: Yep.

Goyjo: Well anyways, come Goku, I will show you all there is to know about girls.

* Three hours later *

Goyjo: You got that Goku?

Goku: THIS HAS GOTTEN ME EVEN MORE CONFUSED! IF I HAD KNOWN HOW COMPLICATED THIS WOULD BE, I WOULDN'T HAVE WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT GIRLS! I know a better way of dealing with girls.

Gojyo: Oh, and how is that?

Goku: Watch! Hey Houmei, come over here for a second.

Houmei: Of course Goku!

*Runs in and looks at Goku all googly-eyed *

Goku: Hiya!

* Goku gets his Nyoi-Bo and slices Houmei in half*

Goku: That was easy! I should have done that in the first place. I can't have girl troubles if there is no girl.

* Goyjo faints *

THE END