Saiyuki Reload Fan Fiction ❯ Saiyuki Chapters ❯ Fire! ( Chapter 2 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Goku sets the kitchen on fire and Goyjo trys to help put it out. Will these two save the kitchen and the town from burning down from of their stupidity? Read and find out.

Anime/Manga: Saiyuki Reload Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 03.30.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.1K | Visits: 490 | Status: Completed

Chapter 2: Fire!

* Goku is in the kitchen looking for something to eat *

Goku: Awww….I'm by myself and there is no food that is already made for me to eat. That means…..I HAVE TO MAKE SOMETHING!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

* Goku goes through a “How to make simple foods for Monkeys” book*

Goku: Yes…. I found a chapter on how to make egg roles for a monkey! This is my lucky day! Let's see here *reads the book* WHAT, they don't put enough grease in the recipe! Oh well, I'll just add more, what can it hurt?

* Adds a bottle of grease into the pan with the egg roles he had made *

Goku: I can't wait for it to be done! But while I wait…… I'm going to go through Goyjo's old magazines!

* Runs into Goyjo's room and starts looking though some disturbing magazines*

*20 minutes later *

Goku: Hey…what is that icky smell???

* Walks over to the kitchen and sees that his egg roles are on fire*

Goku: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT DO I DO???

* Goyjo walks in *

Goyjo: What the….GOKU, WHAT DID YOU DO???

Goku: I was just making egg roles…..ok……I made really greasy egg roles! Then I left the room looking for um….something.

Goyjo: YOU STUPID MONKEY, YOU NEVER ADD MORE GREASE THEN NEEDED AND LEAVE THE ROOM AT THE SAME TIME!!!! IT ONLY CAUSES A FIRE!

Goku: I CAN SEE THAT!!!!! What do we do??? How do we make the fire go away?

Goyjo: Lets add water…water always kills fire!

* Throws water into the pan and then the fire grows, to the stove and to the floor *

Goku: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! YOU STUPID KAPPA, THAT ONLY MAKES THINGS WORSE!!!!!!

Goyjo: Ooops, I forgot that water is more-dense then grease, so it just sinks to the bottom….making the fire worse!

Goku: YOU THINK!!!!!

* Goyjo starts to think *

Goyjo: I remember hearing something about how powder can kill fires, why don't we add some powder.

Goku: Why not?

* Runs off to Sanzo's room and gets a barrel of some kind of powder *

Goku: I wonder what kind of powder this is. It has a smudge on the name, oh well, its powder, what can it harm?

* Goku throws the barrel of the mystery powder into the fire and the hotel room blows up *

Goyjo: What the…let me see that!

* Takes the empty barrel from Goku and looks at it, he then sees the smudge and wipes it off with his sleeve then he reads it again *

Goyjo: YOU REALLY ARE A STUPID MONKEY…THAT'S GUN POWDER!!!!!

Goku: Well….you said get a powder, you never said which kind!

Goyjo: I was thinking about baking soda or salt or sugar….something that doesn't cause things to blow up!!!!!!!

Goku: Well…the only things we have are these sugar cubes.

* Takes a whole mess of sugar cubes from his pocket *

Goyjo: And why do you keep sugar in your pockets?

Goku: Because…..

Goyjo: Never mind….start throwing them!

Goku: Fine. On for the fire, one for me*eats a sugar cube* one for the fire, one for me, one for the fire one for me…..

* 5 hours later *

Goku: One…..for….the….fire……and….one….f or…me. I'm getting sick of sugar and the fire is still not dying down!

Goyjo: Then there is only one other way to solve this fire's end.

Goku: And what's that???

Goyjo: RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!

* Goku and Goyjo run out side, just as Sanzo and Hakkai walk by. Goku grabs Sanzo and runs away while Goyjo grabbed Hakkai and runs away. Never to return again *

THE END

((This story is in memory of the village and all of the village members who where killed/ destroyed from Goku and Goyjo's stupidity!))