Saiyuki Reload Fan Fiction ❯ Saiyuki Chapters ❯ The hot springs ( Chapter 3 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Rikkuclone 
Sanzo and co. stop and rest at a hot springs. What happens when they meet a group of lovley women and they ask for the boys to join them? Will Goyjo admit his secret to everyone? Read and find out!
Anime/Manga: Saiyuki Reload Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 03.30.2005 | Pages: 6 | Words: 4.1K | Visits: 469 | Status: Completed
Sanzo and co. stop and rest at a hot springs. What happens when they meet a group of lovley women and they ask for the boys to join them? Will Goyjo admit his secret to everyone? Read and find out!
Anime/Manga: Saiyuki Reload Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 03.30.2005 | Pages: 6 | Words: 4.1K | Visits: 469 | Status: Completed
Chapter three: The hot springs.
* Sanzo and the gang stop for a while and rest *
Goku: So…hungry, must eat….EGG ROLES!
Goyjo: Oh, shut-up you stupid monkey, we are all hungry!
Goku: I'm even more hungry.
Goyjo: Are not!
Goku: Are too!
Goyjo: Are not!
Goku: Are too!
Sanzo: WILL YOU BOTH SHUT-UP BEFORE I SHOOT YOU!
Goku and Goyjo: *silence*
Sanzo: Peace at last!
* Hears girl giggling in the back ground *
Goyjo: Alright…chicks!
* Runs to where the giggles came from *
Hakkai: NO, GOYJO MY LOVE, REISIT THE TEMTATION OF GIRLS AND COME BACK TO ME!!!! * Follows Goyjo *
* Goku and Sanzo sweat drop *
Sanzo: I think we should follow them….who knows what they will do to those women!
Goku: Good point!
* Sanzo and Goku run to where Goyjo and Hakkai went and then they stop to see a hot spring*
Hakkai: This is convenient!
* Notices the 7 girls in the hot springs and Hakkai frowns *
Sanzo: Aw, perfect, a hot spring sounds quiet. Just what I need…peace!
Girl # 1: Oh, hi guys, want to join us?
Girl # 2: Yeah, the water is fine!
Girl # 3: What are 4 hot guys like you doing in the middle of no where?
Girl # 4: *looks at Goyjo* Hey, do you know any fun games? *hint hint wink wink*
Girl # 5 : You are so cute!
Girl # 6: What are your names?
Bob: Hi, I'm Bob…yes…I'm a girl!
Hakkai: Oh, darn!
Goku: Don't mind him!
* The 7 girls look at Hakkai, then at each other and then back at the other three guys*
Girl # 4: Come on in, you know you want to!
Sanzo: *sighs* Fine, I need a place to relax!
* Undresses himself( except for his boxers), goes into the water and sits down to girl #'s 1, 2 and 6 *
Goku: Games? I like playing games! Do you know Parcheesi?
* Undresses himself (except his boxers) and hops in and sits next to girl # 3 and 5*
Girl # 5: OMG, YOU ARE SOOOOOOO CUTE! *hugs Goku*
Goku: Can't…breathe!
Sanzo: Let go of my monkey! * points his gun at girl # 5*
Girl # 5: * lets go of Goku right way* Oh…sorry! Didn't mean to hug your monkey!
Sanzo: That's better!
Hakkai: Hey, do you ladies know any gay guys?
Bob: My Brothers gay!
Hakkai: AWSOME!
* Hakkai undress himself (except for…..A THONG) and sits next to Bob *
Hakkai: So, tell me about this brother of yours!
* Goyjo starts sweating nervously *
Goku: Hey, Kappa, are you coming in or not?
Sanzo: Yeah, I thought you would never pass up an opportunity like this!
Goyjo: Well, I would except for well…..I CAN'T SWIM!
* Everyone anime falls *
Goku: YOU IDIOT, YOU ARE A WATER KAPPA, DON'T TELL ME YOU CAN'T SWIM!!!!
Sanzo: That is pathetic!
Hakkai: Hey, don't make fun of my lover!
Goyjo: I'm not your lover Hakkai!
* Hakkai starts bursting in tears *
Bob: There, there. Don't cry! There is always my brother!
*Goyjo walks off, trying to find out what to do *
Goyjo: What to do, what to do? *paces back and fourth* SEND ME A SIGN, A HINT, ANYTHING!!!
* Yaone who was hiding in the bushes throws a “How to swim for dummies” book at Goyjo's head *
Goyjo: Wow, this is convenient! Hey Yaone, why are you here? I thought you where in the next chapter!
Yaone: I am?
Goyjo: Yes, yes you are.
Yaone: Oh, my bad! I better be going, wait, where am I going?
Goyjo: To the mountains.
Yaone: Oh, right! Where are the mountains again?
* Goyjo sweat drops *
Goyjo: Look up!
* Yaone looks up and is facing the mountains *
Goyjo: And do you see those tall rocks?
Yaone: Yeah!
Goyjo: GO THERE!
Yaone: Ok! I must return to my Lord Kougaiji! *skips off * Where am I going again?
Goyjo: Follow the yellow brick road!
Yaone: Ok! Follow the yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow the yellow brick road, I'm off to see Lord Kougaiji, the wonderful Lord of OZ!
Goyjo: *sighs* Well, I better get reading.
* 3 hours later *
* Goyjo is asleep but wakes up from the girls squealing*
Girl # 1: Goku, you are so cute!
Girl # 2: Yeah, I know!
Girl # 3: So Goku, are you doing anything this weekend.
Girl # 4: What do you say me and you get to know each other a little better, if you know what I mean! *hint hint wink wink *
Girl # 5: I love your little crown thing, it's so adorable!
Girl # 6: Will you marry me?
Bob: I love you!
* Goyjo faints and then regains conciseness a moment later *
Goyjo: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Goku must not get all of those girls, he doesn't even know how to act around girls! They are mine!
* Just then a random demon attacks him and pushes him into a puddle of mud, then slices his skin so his body is covered in blood and then runs away *
Sanzo: What was that?
* Everyone walks up to Goyjo and sees him like that *
Girl #'s 1-6 and Bob: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RUN AWAY!!!!!!!! TOTAL GROSSNESS!
* They all run away, Hakkai faints, Goku runs around in circles screaming and Sanzo throws Goyjo into the hot springs *
Goyjo: AHHHHHHH, I CAN'T SWIM!!!! I'm going to drown, some one save me!!!!!
Hakkai: Is that you, Goyjo my love?
Goyjo: I can't swim, I'm going to die!
* Goku, Hakkai and Sanzo sweat drop *
Sanzo: Um, Goyjo, you do know your in the shallow end right?
* Goyjo stands up and the water only goes to his knees *
Goyjo: Oh, I knew that!
Sanzo: And again, we all suffer from Goyjo's stupidity!
The End!
Author's note: I'm still working on the next chapter but I'm almost done so I'll update it when I'm done!