Saiyuki Reload Fan Fiction ❯ Saiyuki Chapters ❯ Sake! ( Chapter 4 )

 

Chapter four: Sake.

 

*Sanzo and Co. are crossing a forest, trying to find a way out *

 

Goku: I think we are lost!

 

Sanzo: What makes you think that?

 

Goku: I think I've seen that rock before!

 

Sanzo: Goku….we are in the middle of a forest, all of the rocks look that same.

 

Goku: Are you sure?

 

Sanzo: Yes.

 

Goku: Are you positive?

 

Sanzo: *sighs* Yes I am.

 

Goku: Do you swear your life on it?

 

Sanzo: JUST SHUT-UP GOKU!

 

*Sanzo shoots his gun at Goku's head, but only shoots a lock of hair*

 

Goku: Your mean! *Runs off and then hits a tree, becoming unconscious*

 

Hakkai: That was just a little harsh, don't you think?

 

Goyjo: Awwww….I wanted you to shoot him in the head. That would have put us all out of our misery!

 

Sanzo: True…..but…

 

Goyjo: But that's not mommy like! *starts laughing*

 

Sanzo: Do you have a death wish?

 

Hakkai: Now now you two, we have to figure out what we should do about our unconscious Goku here!

 

* Lirin comes out from no where and snatches Goku*

 

Lirin: Lirin is following Onii-chan's orders! Lirin is a good little sister!

 

*Lirin runs off*

 

Sanzo: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY MONKEY! She will pay if it's the last thing I do!

 

Goyjo: Geez, I didn't know you cared for him this much!

 

Sanzo: Shut-up! *points gun at Goyjo's head* This time I won't miss!

 

Goyjo: Ok, ok, I get the picture, let's go save Goku!

 

Hakkai: Hm, I wonder why Lirin took Goku…..

 

Sanzo: I think that's a question that we don't want to find an answer for!

 

Hakkai: Good point!

 

*They run off to where they saw Lirin take Goku*

 

*With Kougaiji and friends*

 

Kougaiji: Good work Lirin, for once! After all of this time I have found the Sanzo party's weakness! Goku!

 

Yaone: Really, I though it was booze and drugs!

 

Kougaiji: No, that's just Goyjo's weakness. But, for my plan to work, we must use my secret weapon for Goku!

 

Yaone: *gasp* Oh no Lord Kougaiji, anything but that please, he is just a kid after all, he is too young!

 

Kougaiji: It must be done, besides, better get him started now instead of later! Bring it in Dokugakuji!

 

Dokugakuji: Alright then! *Walks in with a barrel of Sake*

 

*Goku's nose twitches and he slowly wakes up*

 

Goku: I smell Sake…….MY ONE WEAKNESS!

 

Kougaiji: See, told you!

 

Goku: OUT OF MY WAY! HERE I COME MY BEAUTIFUL SAKE!

 

*Goku jumps into the barrel*

 

Goku: My precious! *starts eating it*

 

Lirin: Total grossness!

 

Goku: At last, with my super hyperness I can take over world, BWAHAHAHA!!!

 

*Goku runs around in circles *

 

* Where Sanzo and company are*

 

Sanzo: Did you hear someone screaming?

 

Hakkai; Oh no, Goku is being tortured!

 

Sanzo: MY BABY…..I mean *clears throat* my monkey is in trouble, we must save him.

 

* Run to where they heard the voice *

 

* Back to Kougaiji and friends *

 

* Kougaiji and friends are tired up, with a force field around them *

 

Lirin: Where did this force field come from?

 

Dokugakuji: Goku's hyperness.

 

Lirin: Oh…..

 

Yaone: I warned you not to give Goku sake!

 

Kougaiji: Shut-up Yaone!

 

Yaone: You can't tell me to shut up!

 

Kougaiji: Yes I can!

 

Yaone: No you can't!

 

Kougaiji: Yes I can I own you!

 

Yaone: Oh right. Sorry my Lord.

 

*Back to Sanzo*

 

Hakkai: Goku! We found you at last!

 

Goku: Stay away from me……..I have sake and I know how to use it.

 

Goyjo: Oh no. Some one shoot me now and put me out of my misery!

 

Sanzo: Wait….I have a plan!

 

Goku: You can't get me, heeheeheeheeheehee! *runs in circles*

 

Sanzo: Hey look Goku, egg roles! *points to a huge redwood tree*

 

Goku: Where? *runs into the tree and gets knocked out again*

 

Hakkai: That was easy.

 

Goyjo: And to think….he might take over the world some day!

 

Sanzo: This world is a scary place!

 

Yaone: Can some one free us?

 

Hakkai: Oh, sure! *Unties them*

 

Lirin: What about the force field?

 

Hakkai: What force field?

 

*Kougaiji and friends anime fall*

 

Hakkai: What?

 

Kougaiji: Never mind….Lets go team!

 

Yaone: Right! But remember the promise you made me Kougaiji! We have to leave just like I showed you guys!

 

Kougaiji, Lirin and Dokugakuji: *sighs* Fine!

 

* The link arm and arm *

 

Kougaiji and friends(singing): We are off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz. A wonderful wiz, a wiz of a wiz if ever a wiz there was. If ever ever a wiz there was, the Wizard of Oz is one because, because, because, because, because, because……because of the wonderful things he has done! We are off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!

 

Sanzo: We will kill them next time!

 

The End!

 

Authors note: Well that's it until I update again! I hope you enjoyed this chapter and please review!