SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ I Hate My Name! ❯ Snow Boarding and Concussions, Another Typical Day ( Chapter 3 )

Time for some more random humor guys! Yeah, I just finished watching `America's Funniest Home Videos' and got inspired to type up another chapter of `I Hate My Name!'. All of those stupid things that people did on that show just gave me some pretty good ideas for this chapter. Let's see how these little brain storms worked. ^_^

 

Well enough with the chatter and onto the chapter!

 

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I Hate My Name!

Chp.3: Why Did You Do This?

 

In Shute's Back Yard

 

Zeth: Shute…

 

Shute: *looks over to his cousin* Yes Zeth? ^_^

 

Zeth: *slouches deep into chair* I'm booOOoored! -o-

 

Shute: Well don't whine at me about it, find something to do! T_T0

 

Zeth: But what can I do?

 

Shute: *growing impatient* I don't know, what do you want to do? T__T

 

Zeth: *puts finger on mouth* Well…I do like to snow board. 9.9

 

Shute: Fine then snow board, now would you just go whine somewhere else! T___T+

 

Zeth: But it's not winter yet. ;_;

 

Shute: *last of his patience gone* Improvise! ><+

 

Zeth: Hmm, what is steep like a hill and has a soft landing spot…*looks to roof* Eureka! :D

 

Shute: *watches Zeth hop out of his chair and run to the garage* Uh oh…o.o

 

Five Minutes Later…

 

Captain: *walks up to Shute with Zero, Baku, Chaos, and GunEagle behind him* Good morning Shute! ^_^

 

Shute: Morning guys! :)

 

Baku: *looks around* Hey, where's Zeth? 9.9?

 

Shute: Actually that's a good question, he took off a few minutes ago and I kinda lost track of him. ^^;

 

Chaos: You lost your cousin in your own back yard…That's pathetic. >:l

 

GunEagle: Oh be nice Chaos! Zeth probably has ADHD or somethin' so give poor Shute a break! 7_7

 

Chaos: …You do know that ADHD is just an excuse made by parents so that they can `explain' the reason why their kids act so badly. T_T

 

Zero: What does `ADHD' stand for? O.O?

 

Captain: Attention Defecate Hyperactive Disorder. v_v

 

Baku: Attention what? O__o?

 

Zeth: Hey guys! ^__^

 

Everyone: *looks to find source of voice and finds it…on the roof*

 

Zeth: *sitting on roof wearing snow boarding gear* Look, I'm goin' snow boarding! :D

 

Shute: Zeth get down from there, you're gonna kill your self! O0O!

 

Chaos: *smiles evilly behind her mouth piece* If we're lucky. >:)

 

Captain: *gasps* Chaos that was mean! O.O

 

Chaos: Like I was made to be nice…T_T

 

Zero: No worries Shute, GunEagle and I shall fly up to the roof and retrieve Zeth. ^^

 

GunEagle: Yeah no prob, let's go-

 

Zeth: Here I go! ^___^

 

Everyone but Chaos: NO!!! :O

 

Zeth: *begins sliding down the roof at a very fast speed* Weeee! :D *flies off the end of the roof and lands on the ground* Oomph. >__O

 

Chaos: *points and laughs at Zeth* Ha, ha, ha, DORK! >:D

 

Shute: Zeth, are you o.k.?! O___o?

 

Zeth: *sits up* Mama, where's grandma and grandpa's hot-dogs? x__x

 

Captain: …Should we take him to the hospital? -.-“

 

Shute: But how am I gonna explain this to my aunt?! I mean, yeah taking him to the hospital would be the right thing to do, but my aunt Rose is going to flip out! O____O!

 

Chaos: Actually, it'll be pretty entertaining to see you explain how you allowed your cousin to snow board off the second floor of you house. >:)

 

Zero: Wow, you are a lot like the Dark Axis trio aren't you? T.T

 

Chaos: *points to Zero* No, I'm nothing like those three and I'll prove it to you! >_<+ *storms over to Zeth and props him up on his feet*

 

Zeth: The world- is spinning- ugh, I think I'm gonna puke. @__@

 

Chaos: *sets him in a chair* I'll be back in a sec, I'm going to get some ice for your head. T_T0 *runs into house*

 

GunEagle: *slaps Zero's back* Way to go Z, you got Chaos to temporarily evade her evil ways. ^_^

 

Zero: I did? Well I guess honesty is the best policy…I suppose. o__o?

 

Baku: So what you said you mean? You really do think she's a lot like the trio? O.o?

 

Zero: Well yes but only sometimes an- ^^;

 

Baku: *sighs* Good, at least I know that I'm not the only one who thinks so too. ^___^

 

Chaos: *marches out of house with a bag of ice and a glass of lemonade* What did you say about me Baku? *she placed the ice on Zeth's head and the lemonade in his hand*

 

Baku: Um, that you're pretty and smart and-and a sweat hearted soul. O___o0

 

Chaos: *looks at him evilly* Are you sure? Because I thought I heard that I was `a lot' like the trio…. T___T0

 

Zero, Baku: We didn't say that! O.O”

 

Chaos: You two do know that I was made to destroy all of you right? >:)

 

Zero, Baku: …Crap. -.-0

 

Shute: Well, thanks a lot for taking care of Zeth Chaos! ^^;

 

Chaos: Don't get used to it…I only did this because Zero provoked me to do it. 7_7+

 

Captain: Provoked or not, that was still a nice thing to do. ^-^

 

Chaos: Chaos and nice don't go together… Chaos and nice are like cat and dog in the same room… I don't do nice. T_T+

 

Captain, Shute: Don't hurt us. o_o0

 

GunEagle: I swear Chaos, one day you're gonna end up in the insane asylum. 9__9

 

Zeth: Hey guys!

 

Everyone: *looks to Zeth*

 

Zeth: *jumps out of chair* Can I snow board again! Q(^_^Q)

 

Shute: …Aye de mi…T___T0

 

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Yay, all done! ^___^ I wanted to get this done and posted before I left for my vacation to Key West, which was accomplished! I'm actually leaving today. Yup, we've got the car packed and ready to go, I even bought some c.d.'s for the trip! It's nice because I get my own personal d.v.d player in the back seat so I can watch S.D. Gundam and Titanic to my heart's content! :)

 

P.S.- Hey Sayla, having Zeth try to get Shute and Sayla together is a great idea! I'll feature that little plot when I get back from the Keys in a new chapter. ^_~ Thanx for the idea! If anyone else has any ideas for this fic, please let me know in your reviews and I'll definitely make it into a chapter! ^_^

 

Well guys, see ya after vacation! Q(^_^Q)”

 

T, T, F, N, ta, ta, for now! ^_~