SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ I Hate My Name! ❯ Hook Up ( Chapter 4 )

I'm having a `type a funny fic' craving right now. I haven't typed a fic in almost over a week and my fingers and my imagination a dying to be let lose. I just kinda got back from Key West today….and we drove….which is a 25 hour drive without stopping….I feel like crap. >:( But I'm glad to be back home and I'm ready for some more MediaMiner action! ^_^

 

This fic is based on Sayla's idea and I'll be doing the Chaos/GunEagle gross out plot in the next fic! ^_~ This one's for you Sayla! :D

 

DISCLAIMER: I don't own the original S.D. Gundam Force characters. But I do own Zeth and Chaos. ^__^

 

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I Hate My Name!

Chp.4: Hook Up

 

Shute's Work Shop

 

Zeth: *fiddles with a pencil on Shute's desk* So why am I here again Shute? 9.90

 

Shute: I need your help. This rocket kite has been broken for quite a while and I need some help with it.

 

Zeth: Why do I have to help you with your stupid kite, why not Captain? He's better with his hands anyways.

 

Shute: Captain and GunEagle are getting their monthly system check up and Zero, Baku, and Chaos aren't capable with handling these kinds of electronics. T_T+

 

Zeth: Fine, but you owe- *eyes a picture of Sayla with heart shaped stickers slapped all over it on Shute's desk* OOooOOooOOoo, Shute's gotta crush! >:)

 

Shute: *blushes and snatches picture away from Zeth* N-no I don't! She's just a friend! O_O

 

Zeth: *puckers his lips* Yeah, just a really, really close friend! >:)

 

Shute: S-shut up! >_< *shoves Zeth out of work shop and slams the door*

 

Baku: *eyes Zeth from his spot in a chair* What was that all about? O.o?

 

Zeth: Oh nothin', I just found out that Shute has a huge crush on some blonde girl.

 

Zero: You mean Sayla?

 

Zeth: *walks up to Baku, Zero, and Chaos* You guys know her name? O__o?

 

Chaos: Of course, Shute does kind of a bad job of hiding his feeling for that girl. >:l

 

Zeth: Well why haven't you guys tried to get them together or something?! O.O?

 

Zero: Zeth, it is often a wise choice to not meddle in others personal affairs *poses dramatically with a flashy back round* If we stuck our faces in places that they shouldn't be in then the natural order shall falter, causing mass chaos and unbalance. v_v

 

Chaos: You really need to stop watching Pokemon because that Team Rocket stuff is really starting to get on my nerves. T_T+

 

Zero: But I can't help it, the flashy back rounds and dramatic poses just get me so excited! ^_^

 

Baku: …Pokemon is lame… T__T0

 

Zero: Stop making fun of me! >__<+

 

Zeth: Um guys, we're kinda gettin' off topic. 7_7;

 

Zero, Baku, Chaos: Sorry. ^^;

 

Zeth: But anyways I was thinkin' that we should get Shute and this Sayla girl together. :)

 

Baku: Weren't you just listening to Zero a few seconds ago…Or was that posy-back round thingy distracting you? O.o?

 

Zero: …One day I'm going to make you pay Bakunetsumaru. T_T

 

Zeth: Yeah, but don't you think that Shute would really appreciate a favor like this? I mean com'on he's your friend for crying out loud.

 

Baku: He does have a point…I guess. O.O

 

Zero: Shute has always been there for us when we needed him most, so I guess that we could return the favor. 9.9

 

Zeth: But now to think of a plan… 6.6?

 

Chaos: If this plan of yours is going to be as good as snow boarding off the roof then I want no part in this scheme of yours! You three can go ahead and get your selves in trouble or what not, but I'm just going to sit here and finishing reading my Edger Allen Poe poems! T__T+

 

Zeth: *completely ignoring Chaos's demand* I got an idea, but I'm going to need every bodies help…And that includes you too Chaos. ^..^

 

Chaos: *about ready to explode* I already told you, I want no part in this! ><+

 

Zeth: *grins evilly* Who said you have a choice? >:)

 

A Half An Hour Later…

 

Shute: *stretches as he walks out of his work shop* Well, the kite is nearly done no thanks to Zeth. Hmmm, I wonder where he went anyways. 9_9?

 

Zeth: *runs up to Shute* Shute, Shute, come quickly! :O

 

Shute: Wh-what's wrong?! O_o?

 

Zeth: Them Dark Axis dudes are on your front yard holding Baku, Zero, and Chaos hostage!

 

Shute: What?! O0O!

 

Zeth: *runs and hides behind bushes* Hurry before they kill them!

 

Shute: *runs madly to his front yard* I'm comin' guys! >__< *stops when he finds a table neatly set up with a vase of flowers in the middle of it* Huh, where's the Dark Axis? O__o?

 

Zero: *appears next to table with a white cloth hung around his arm like a waiter* Please take a seat Master Shute; Lady Sayla shall be arriving shortly. v_v

 

Shute: *walks up to a seat* Wha-what's going on here? O.O?

 

Zero: *pulls out chair for Shute* You're on a dinner date sir.

 

Shute: *sits down in chair* I am? Well, I don't remember planning this out.

 

Zero: …You didn't. ^_~

 

Clip Clop Clip Clop

 

Shute: *looks to see Entengo with Sayla on his back and being led to the table by Baku*

 

Baku: *stops Entengo in front of table* Whoa, good boy Entengo. :)

 

Sayla: *slides of the horse* Thank you Mr. Bakunetsumaru, I really enjoyed myself. ^_^

 

Baku: *begins to walk away with Entengo* I'm glad to hear that, I hope you enjoy your dinner. ^..^

 

Zero: Hello madam *pulls out chair for Sayla* your date is waiting for you.

 

Sayla: *sits down in chair* This is a dinner date? Hmm, it's very nice, did you plane this Shute?

 

Shute: Umm, not really. This was kind of a surprise. O.O

 

Zero: Welcome to the…um…Front Yard Bistro. My name is Zero and I will be your waiter for this evening. Tonight we are serving turkey with stuffing.

 

Sayla: Wow that sounds nice. ^_^

 

Zero: *begins pouring their glasses with soda* If you two need anything just let me know. I will be out with your meals shortly. *flies into house*

 

Zeth, Baku: *pop their heads out of some bushes near by and spies on the two `lovers'*

 

Zeth: This had better work.

 

Shute: *fiddles with a fork* So…How are things going?

 

Sayla: Just fine. Except I'm still a little tired from that report that your mom made us do last week.

 

Shute: Really, me too! I told her that a six page report on the Civil War was too much. T_T

 

Sayla: I stayed up for hours finishing it up; it's hard translating all of that information into something readable.

 

Shute: I know what you mean.

 

Baku: I think this going very well, don't you?

 

Zeth: Yes, this is turning out better than I expected. ^__^

 

Shute: Wow, it's nice to finally know that some one agrees with me on that. :)

 

Sayla: Yes, I'm glad that we're togeth-

 

Zero: *puts large plat in front of the `love birds'* Here you are sir and madam, I hope you enjoy your meal *slowly lifts lid*

 

Shute: Thanks Zero, I can't wait to- oh my God! O__O!

 

Zero: *fully lifts lid, revealing some hideous looking pile of goop and chunks* Oh mana, what the heck is this? O.o?

 

Sayla: Is-is that…Edible? O___o?

 

Shute: I don't know *pokes the `thing' with a fork, making it twitch and wiggle like a living thing*

 

Zero: *drops lid* Ewww, I think it just moved!

 

*the `thing' continues to twitch and it begins moving off the plate like a snail*

 

Sayla: *disgusted* It is moving! O____o0

 

*the `thing' suddenly jumps out and suction cups itself to Sayla's face*

 

Zero, Shute: *jump back* It's alive! :O

 

Baku: *jumps out of bushes with one of his swords in his hand* Spawn of evil; I shall make you taste my blade! *slices the `thing in half, causing it to slide of Sayla's face*

 

Sayla: *runs back to her house* I'm becoming a vegetarian! ;__;

 

Shute: Well, so much for the romance. o_o0

 

Zeth: *storms out of bushes* What the heck happened to the five star dinner?!

 

Baku: *points to the remnants of the `thing'* It turned to the dark side of the force.

 

Zero, Shute, Zeth: What? .-.

 

Baku: Don't ask, saw that on t.v. last night. I forgot, was that Star Wars or Battle Star Galactica?

 

Zeth: Who cares?! All I want to know is what the heck Chaos was doing! ><+

 

Shute: You had Chaos cook dinner….Not the most brilliant idea. T_T0

 

Chaos: *walks out side and stands next to the boys* Hey guys, what's with all the ruckus? ^-^

 

Zeth: *pointes to Chaos* I thought you said that you could cook! T__T+

 

Chaos: Well I can't cook a turkey, they're too hard.

 

Zero: Then what can you cook? O.O?

 

Chaos: Macaroni and cheese from the box, but other wise that's just about it. ^_^

 

Zeth: Can we hand her over to those Dark Axis idiots while we still have a good excuse for it? T__T+

 

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Yay, all done! I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter because I loved typing it. I got the `living ucky food thing' from Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide and who better then to stir up chaos then well, Chaos!

 

Please leave your reviews and ideas because they are always helpful. If you have an idea for a chapter then please leave it down and I will definitely use it as soon as possible. But in the next chapter I'm gonna use Fenn's idea because it sounds to friggin' funny to put aside!

 

T, T, F, N, ta, ta, for now! ^_~