SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ Madness of the DARK AXIS! ❯ Craziness around every corner ( Chapter 4 )

Arisasora- …….Dandelions are scarier than brain eating clowns?

Baku- Yup! *shivers *

Shadow- (-_-) You gotta be kidding me that the du-

Arisasora- *covers Shadow's mouth * Don't say that! You can end up in a fictional hospital! May-Veggie1 has power of torturing SD Gundam characters!

Gundams- * shivers*

Mona- We do not own anything! So don't send any cops after us!

Cops- Awwwww man, At least we still get donuts!

Pink zakos and……dandelions?

All of the group are FINALLY separated. Now to check up one group 1……….

Guneagle- Are you sure this is the right mountain?

Arisasora- Positive.

Zero- You know this….how?

Arisasora- *points at a sign that says in big flashy letters. "THE FIRST CLUE IS HERE!" on it *

Zero-……..just pretend I never asked that.

Guneagle- Ditto.

A bunch of PINK zakos suddenly appears out of who knows where….(a/n…….)

EOE-* exchanges glances and falls down laughing. *

Guneagle- hahahaha……their, their PINK!AHAHAHA!!!

Zako #1- I knew we shouldn't have let Commander paint us pink!

Zako#2- It was either that or we had to wear a tutu from swan lake!

Zakos-………

Arisasora- Hahaa….what are you guys doing here anyway?

Zakos- Are you the almighty authoress?

Arisasora- I'm not almighty, but yes I'm the authoress.

Zakos- We were sent by the commander to destroy you! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

Arisasora- How long do you think they'll last?

Guneagle- I bet ten dollars that this will go on for 5 hours.

Zero- We're not taking that bet.

Guneagle- why?

Arisasora- Cause we know you're right.

Guneagle-……I want ten bucks………

5 hours later…………

Zakos- HAHAHAH* cough * *pant *

EOE-………

Zako#1- Enough chit chat! Bring out the weapons!

Zako#2- What weapons?

Zako#4- The weapons!! Remember?

Zako#3- I thought you had it!!

Zako#1- You IDIOT! You forgot the weapons?!

Zako#5- Run! Retreat!* runs but are a bit slow because they're short *

Group 1- *sweat drop *

Arisasora- Why don't we just follow them to the hidden clue?

That was odd…looks like commander is getting crazier as we speak….now to check on the other groups….

Group 3

Baku- Are we there yet?

Shadow- no.

Baku- Are we there yet?

Shadow- No.

Baku- Are we there yet?

Shadow- FOR THE LAST TIME NO!!! IF YOU KEEP DOING THAT I'M GOING TO BLOW YOU UP INTO PIECES!

Baku- (^_^)

Shadow- why are you smiling?

Baku- Cause I pissed you off.

Shadow- (don't kill him, don't kill him, don't kill him……..yet)

Gundivers- * who decided to stay out of this * (is he always like this?)

Baku- (rice balls…) (a/n is that all he thinks about?)

Shadow-Baku? Where's the map?

Baku- *sweats nervously * What map?

Shadow-…..baku………..

Baku- You mean this one? *holds up a map with a huge hole in it *

Shadow- WHAT DID YOU DO WITH IT?!

Baku- uhhhhh….Fenn burned it!

Shadow- Sure *cough * lair *cough *

Baku- What?! I'm not a lair!

Shadow- Do you have any idea of what you did?

Baku- Nope!

Shadow- Ha! So you admit it!

Baku- I did?

EOE- *anime crash *

Baku- *something pokes him* It's…it's!

Shadow-Huh?

Baku- IT A DANDELION FIELD AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!* attempts to run away *

EOE- * sweat drop *

Shadow- (-_-) It's JUST a dandelion!

Baku- MAN-EATING dandelion!

Gundiver- Huh?

Dandelion- WARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

EOE- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!* runs away to nothing but dust *

Dandelion- *takes off their costume * Was that good enough?

Random Director- Yup! Now the the next scene! (A/N by the way this movie is called the Blazing Samurai led by the mayor…….remember when they fought that evil ferris wheel?)

That man eating dandelion was inspired by May-veggiegirl1, give her credit for this awesome idea. Now moving on to group2…..

Sakura- We been walking for quite a long time don't you think?

Captain- I agree.

Shute- I'm tired.

Sakura- Hey I think I see something over there.

They end up seeing, a group of demons dancing around a fire. There were also two people, one playing a trombone and the other playing the trumpet.

EOE- (o.O)

Sakura- *walks up to the person with the trombone* Hey can you distract them while we sneak by?

Person with the trombone- Sure! Hey you demons! There are people who are going to sneak by while You guys dance but don't pay any attention to them. (^_^)

Demons- *stops dancing and glares at group 2 *

Group 2- AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs off in different directions *

Demons- *chases after them *

Person with the trumpet - Why did you do that?

Trombone player- Do what?

Trumpet player- (-_-)

Where Sakura is……

Sakura- IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME CANDY RIGHT NOW I'LL BLOW YOU UP!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!

Demons- *cowarding in fear * (remember the last chapter?)

Demon#1- This isn't fair! I'm going to call my lawyer!

Sakura- You don't have one.

Demon#1- I'll get one!

Sakura- SILIENCE!! *blows up demon#1 * MWAHAHAHA!!

Captain & Shute…………

Captain- * fires his gun and there's sizzling noises * I think that is the last one according to my radar.

Shute- Great……..

Sakura- hi!

Shute- You're alright!

Captain- How did you defeat them?

Sakura- I blew them up……

Both-……………

Shute- Hey look. A door?

Captain- It has a sign that says……second clue here?

Sakura- How dumb can they be?

Shute- But we need a key. *looks at captain *

Captain- Why are you looking at me for?

Shute- I thought you had some kind of machinery that'll open this door!

Captain- I was designed to fight! Not to open locks!

Shute- Now what do we do! We don't have the key!

Sakura- Oh found it! *points at the key right between Shute and Captain *

Shute & Captain- * looks down * (-_-;;;;) Oh.

END OF CHAPTER!

Arisasora-That was chaos and craziness.

Shadow- Come on! We still need to work on the Naruto fiction!

Arisasora- Yeah, who knew that May-veggiegirl1 was a naruto fan.

Sakura- Um….R&R?