SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ SHOCK: Continued ❯ Zakos are White and Nerdy! ( Chapter 5 )

Weird Al Yankovic would KILL me if he found out I was doing this…

 

ZAKO TIME!

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Neko hopped onstage. “Hey all, and welcome to SHOCK! In case you are wondering why I am announcing for a Dark Axis performance, Tomo is still trying to escape from the rubber ball. Anyhow, listen and be entertained by the one, the only… ZAKO HOUR HOSTS!”

 

The hosts of ZakoZako Hour walked onstage to thunderous applause and laughter. From somewhere, the Zakos had found little nerd costumes, complete with pocket-protectors and glasses with duct-tape on the bridge. A rap beat came on over the speakers as the Zakos struck a pose and started singing.

 

You see me mowin' my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so
White and nerdy

 

Costume-less Zakos came onstage and started dancing in the background.

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

The beat slowed down slightly, the crown focusing on the Zakos.

I wanna roll with the gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too
White and nerdy

 

The crowd was laughing and screaming their approval.

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Really, really white and nerdy

The Zako hosts began to dance, pulling out the items the lyrics were referring to as they did.

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C.
Keep you're 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library

Blue pulled a laptop out of nowhere and began dancing with it.

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

The background-Zakos ran offsatage, leaving the Zako hosts alone.

There's no killer app I haven't run (run)
At Pascal, well I'm number one (one)
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what?)
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

Here's the part I sing on...

The dancer-Zakos came back on, all of them riding Segways into the laughing crowd.

You see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I'd like to roll with the gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy

Red pulled out a box of comic books and began to read them as he sang.

I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics
You know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect them
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

Yellow pulled out his own laptop and began to dance as he sang.

I got a business doing websites (websites)
When my friends need some code, whom do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a homepage for my dog, yo
I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a role of bubble wrap
Pop, pop - hope no one sees me gettin' freaky

The dancers and props went away, leaving the Zako hosts center-stage. The rap beat got heavier.

I'm nerdy in the extreme
Whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and glee club
And even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire

 

Yellow pulled a pair of underwear with the word `Shute' on the nametag and threw it to the crowd.

Got my name on my underwear

 

The crowd screamed with laughter as Shute slid off his chair and down to the floor in embarrassment.

 

They see me strollin', they're laughin'
And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so
White and nerdy

Just because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All because I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy

The dancer-Zakos came back out and started dancing again.

I wanna bowl with the gangstas
But oh well, it's obvious I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

 

As the crowd screamed with laughter, one member waving the pair of underwear, all the Zakos bowed and left the stage.

 

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ROTFLOL!

 

No, I did NOT write this. I did not mean for Shute to be humiliated, and I am sorry to any `Shute' fans who read this.

 

Well, what did you think? R&R!