SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ The Insane and Random SD Idiocity! ❯ Trans-sexual dragons ( Chapter 4 )

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B: "...So...you're a girl now?? Neat! I've always wanted a daughter!!" ^_^
Z: *stares at Baku for a moment* "Um...WHY did you get a sex change???"
D: "Because I wanted to attract boys!" ^ ~
Z& B: O.o
Z: "That's it young ma---I mean lady! You're grounded!" Zero grabs Georgia by
the arm and drags her off.
D: "Wait---NO!! I have a date with Rio!!"
Z: "RIO?! OMG! You are more than just grounded now!"
B: "Can I lick the bowl??" Zero and Georgia look at Baku and sweatdrop.
D: "...Mom's weird..."
Z: "Just as weird as the him being your mother!"
B: ...-.- "Wait, does that mean we're married!?" Zero twitches. "..."
*blinks* "We are??"
Z: "No, you moron!"
Rio: "Yo hot stuff, what's takin ya'?" An adult man with a greasy haircut
walks in.
Z: "Why are you interested in her?! She's a man-eating-dragon!!" Georgia
whacks Zero upside the head.
G: "Daddy, your so cruel!!" Georgia runs off, bawling her eyes out.
B: "...That was a bit harsh Zero. After all, she's just a chicken..."
Z: ~X( "You IDIOT!!! SHE'S NOT A CHICKEN!!" Tears welded in Baku's eyes and
he runs off crying also.
R: *blink blink* "Uh-huh."
Z: "Baku, Georgia...Aw man, this isn't my day..."
Captain walks up to Zero.
C: "I've evacuated the city...er...basically." ^^;
Z: "Good! Go get Georgia! I'll get Baku back here!"
C: "Georgia?"
Z: "The dragon had a sex change...." Captain sweatdrops. "Okay, bye!" Zero
walks off to find Baku sitting on a duck. O.o "WTF?! Baku, WHY are you sitting on
a duck!?"
B: "Cuz you hate me!" ;_;
Z: "I don't hate you!" *pauses* "Wait...I do."
B: "WAAAAAAA!!" *cries* "I want a divorce!!"
Z: "What?!"
B: "I can't believe I married you, Zero!" Zero sweatdrops.
Z: *is resisting the urge to hit his head against something* "Baku, we are NOT MARRIED! And we need to make sure Georgia isn't any more corrupted than she
already is!! ....I wonder if she's still a virgin..." O.o
B: "No!" *pouts*
Duck: X_______x
Z: "...you're killing the duck...."
B: "I dun care!"
Z: *slaps his face* "OK, if you help me I'll do whatever you want for a
day!!!"
B: >:) "aaaaaaaanythhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiing???"
Z: O.o "Um....yes?"
B: "Okay!!" *gets off the duck*
Duck: "I think my legs are dead..."

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