Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Adventures with Omochao ❯ Mall Madness ( Chapter 2 )

Author's Note of Doom: ^^ Heylo!! Time for some more Omochao bashing and..stuph! Wow..this is my shortest author's note ever! Wow..nobody cares! On with the fic! Omochao: To read the disclaimer you should lock yourself in a freezer. Mako-chan: Or you can read it in the first chapter...you decide. Adventures with Omochao ~Mall Madness~ Hi, I'm Omochao and I'm here to help you! Well, that's what I want people to think.. Last time Eggman tried to blow up Station Square with his flying eggman machine! I tried to give Sonic and his buddies some advice but they wouldn't listen to me, and that was mean! And then they tried to kill me!! I was very pissed off, but I forgive them Now on with the next adventure!! *************************************************************** *Amy is knocking on Sonic's apartment door* Shadow: *opens the door* Amy? What do you want?? Amy: Shadow, what are you doing here?! I thought you were dead! Shadow: *sigh* I was in the last chapter, remember? Amy: *blank expression* Can I come in? Shadow: Whatever. *let's Amy in* Amy: Hey, I thought you were dead, Shadow. Shadow: -.-;; I explained that in the last chapter too, you idiot! Sonic: No you didn't... Shadow: Oh...well I had a chaos emerald with me, so I used chaos control, and here I am! Sonic/Amy: Ooooohhhh. Amy: Why do you live with Sonic? Sonic: Damn, you're so nosey!! Shadow: I had to live somewhere....anyways how about you answer my orignal question. What do you want? Amy: Oh, this kewl new mall opened and *grabs Sonic* I want you to come with me!!!! Sonic: o0 Get it off!! Tails: *he lives with Sonic too..because I say so* What's going on..o0 Amy!?! Sonic: *breaks free from Amy's grasp* Tails, why don't you come with me and Amy to this new mall. Tails: I would but....ummm...oo; *runs back into his room and locks the door* Sonic: Damn....Shadow, buddy, bestest friend.... Shadow: *siigh* Okay, I'll join you two. Amy: ^o^ Yeah, let's go!!! *At the mall, and Amy is making Sonic and Shadow carry her bags. Just when you think things couldn't get any worse, Omochao appears* Omochao: I'm Omochao and I'm here to help you!! Sonic: o0 NOOO!!!!! Omochao: A stitch in time, saves nine. Shadow: What the hell.... Amy: *ignoring Omochao* Ooooo Macy*s, I love Macy*s!! *turns hyper* Let's go into Macy*s !! I wanna go now now now!! Sonic: *kicks Omochao* Tell us something that will get us away from Amy! Omochao: To avoid shopping with Amy, simply run away. Shadow: I could have told you that! Sonic: Then why didn't you?! Shadow: ....shut up! Amy: *still babbling* Sonic: Ready.... Shadow: GO!!!! *Shadow and Sonic run away, leaving Amy talking to herself* Amy: And that's why pink lipstick rules! Hey, where did they go? Omochao: Try using the Light Speed Dash to collect rings! Amy: .....you're a freak, Omochao. I'm gotta find those Sonic and Shadow! Omochao: If you believe in yourself, you can do anything!! Amy: *runs away from Omochao* Sonic: Amy will find us standing here in the middle of the mall. Shadow: We don't stand out at all... Amy: SONIKKU!!!!!!!!!! Omochao: If you close your eyes, you will disappear! Shadow: Only an idiot would believe that. Sonic: *closes his eyes* I'm invisible!! Amy: *hugs Sonic* >o< Waaaa!! I thought you guys got lost, and I missed you!! Sonic: Shadow, get it off of me!!! Shadow: I would but ya know...I don't feel like it. *All of a sudden the lights turn off and all the people in the mall disappear, except for Omochao, Sonic, Shadow, and Amy* Omochao: My favorite color is dark, dark clear! Amy: Hey, that's my favorite color!! *Eggman appears in his....Egg Viper, ya know from Sonic Adventure 1, the last boss Sonic fights..yeah I'm original* Eggman: I am the enemy! I will succeed! My mission, yeah I must complete! My name is Eggman, don't forget my name-- Omochao: Who are you? Eggman: I'm the Eggman, that's what I am. Omochao: Eggs are bad for your heart. Eggman: ....anyways, looks like you fools fell for my trap! Shadow: Apparently.. Eggman: I knew if I sent Amy a flyer about this new mall opening she would drag you two with her, and now I will destroy you, and then I can destroy the world and build my empire! Sonic: What is up with you and your stupid empire?! Omochao: To defeat the Egg Golem jump in the quicksand. Eggman: Man that thing is so annoying! Anyways, time to die!! See, 2:30 is always the time for dying. *The floor starts to fall apart, revealing to us lava at the bottom, and there is a platform high up in the middle and this is a terrible description* Omochao: E.T. phone home! Amy: Phone home...gives me an idea!! *She happened to on a platform by the exit, and she leaves* Sonic: Where's Amy going?? Oh, who cares... Shadow: So, Sonic..how are we suppose to beat this thing? Omochao: To defeat the Egg Viper, simply jump in the middle of a road and use yourself as a speed bump. *Shadow and Sonic exchange disturbed expressions* Sonic: I seriously think this guy is out to kill us. Eggman: *tries to attack them, but his aim is waaay off* Shadow: Eggman sucks..wait that's good! Sonic: I remember now! We gotta use our homing attack in order to hit him! Shadow: Sound like a plan! *So, Shadow and Sonic use their homing attack and hit the Egg Viper a couple of times, and the Egg Viper is destroyed!* Omochao: To defeat the Egg Viper, use your homing attack. Sonic: Go to hell Omochao!! Eggman: Damn it!! I won't let you win so easily. *drops a bomb on the platform* This bomb will go off in five, count 'em, five minutes!! Not four, but five! Not three, but five! Not-- Shadow: Okay, we get the point, dumbass! Eggman: *ahem* yeah....well I'm off now! It was nice knowing ya! *flies through a wall* Omochao: Eggman is a villian. Sonic: *throws Omochao, and he lands in the lava* Well, that takes care of that! Now to get rid of this bomb. *tries to pick it up, and fails* Shadow: You sissy, let me try. *tries to pick up the bomb, and fails as well.* Sonic: ¬¬ Now who's a sissy? Shadow: Bite me! Sonic: *bites Shadow* Shadow: Ow!! You bitch!! Sonic: I'd love to fight with you, but we should really get going! All we have to do is jump to that platform that's by the exit. Shadow: Its kind of a long jump... Sonic: Come on, we can do it! *Sonic runs then jumps and lands safely on the platform* Sonic: Come on Shadow! Jump!! Shadow: Okay.... *Shadow jumps and lands on the edge of the platform. He's trying not to fall off, but then Omochao appears* Omochao: *flying around Shadow's head* Be careful not to fall off. Shadow: o0 Ah!!! *obviously Omochao surprised him, and he lost his balance and fell off the platform* Sonic: SHADOW!!!! *grabs Shadow's wrist* I've got you... Shadow: Sonic...forget about me, and save yourself!! Omochao: Time for a flashback... **Flashback** *Super Sonic and Super Shadow are about to defeat the Final Hazard* Sonic/Shadow: CHAOS CONTROL!!!! Shadow: *falling towards Earth* Sonic: SHADOW!!!! *grabs Shadow's wrist* Don't worry, I've got you.. Shadow: Sonic..forget about me and save yourself! Sonic: No way! I'm not going to let you die! Shadow: Sonic, if you don't leave now, you're going to die too! There is no reason for both of us to die! Sonic: *losing his grip on Shadow* We're going back together!! *Sonic completely loses his grip on Shadow, and Shadow falls to earth* Sonic: SHADOW!!!!!!! **End Flashback** Sonic: No, I won't let you go this time.. *Sonic loses his grip on Shadow* Shadow: *falling towards the lava* Sonic: *jumps after Shadow and grabs his hand* Shadow: *shocked* Sonic, what are you doing?! Sonic: I'm not going to make the same mistake twice! Omochao: A plane would be nice right about now... *Right on cue, Tails' Tornado comes crashing in with Amy in it, and Tails catches Sonic and Shadow. They fly out of the mall, then they hear an explosion* Sonic: *confused* Ummm...how did you... Amy: Omochao's randomness gave me the idea of calling Tails, so he could fly us out of here! Sonic: Thanks Amy! And thank you Tails for saving us! Tails: No prob ^_^ Omochao: Hey, I helped too!! *Omochao then crashes into the Tornado, and the Tornado explodes* Shadow: AAAHHH!!! Sonic: *grabs Shadow's wrist..this is getting redundant* I've got you! Shadow: But whose got you? Amy: *grabs Sonic's wrist* I got ya!! Tails: *grabs Amy's wrist, and he can fly..well drr, you already knew that* Good thing you guys don't weigh alot.... Amy: ^^ So my diet is working! Tails: I'm being sarcastic! Amy: >o< WAAAA!!! I'm not fat!!! Omochao: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but birds can never eat cheese. Shadow: Chaos Spear!!!!!!! Omochao: *explodes* Sonic: Now's our chance! Fly Tails, fly!! *They arrive safely back at Sonic's apartment* Amy: That was fun!! Maybe we can do it again tomorrow?! Ya wanna-- Shadow: *slams the door in Amy's face* Tails: Well I'm tired, if ya need me I'll be in my room. Sonic: Okay, and thanks for saving us! Tails: Many friends help me out, in return I help them.. Sonic: Okay, we know your theme song.... Tails: ^^;; Oyasumi! *goes to his room* *Insert "Event #13" music here* Shadow: ummm Sonic... Sonic: Yes? Shadow: Thanks for not letting me go. You saved my life.... Sonic: Tails was the real hero... Shadow: If it wasn't for you I would have burned in that lava..and that would have been a painful death. Sonic: Well I wasn't going to let you die. Shadow: Ya know what Sonic? Sonic: What? Shadow: I just realized I had a chaos emerald in my "pocket". Sonic: WHAT!!!?!?!?! You mean you could have just warped us and we could have avoided this whole mess!!!!?!?! Shadow: Whoooops. ^_^;; Sonic: Grrrrrrr... Shadow: Well, thanks again for saving me. Sonic: What are friends for. ^^ Shadow: I don't know.... Sonic: -.-;;; Omochao: With friends like these, who need banana mint foot cream? Sonic/Shadow: Shut up Omochao!! Shadow: Doesn't this thing ever die?! Sorry Shadow-sama, nothing can stop the Omochao. On to the next adventure of doom!!