Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Adventures with Omochao ❯ A Camping We Will Go ( Chapter 8 )

Author's Note: ^.^ moo!! -.-; My chapter titles are weird. Where did I get this idea, you ask? One day my brother was telling me aboot a camping trip he went on, and then I was thinking "What would it be like if Sonic and his friends went camping?" So, umm that's where I got the idea from, my brother. oo; There will be a surprise at the end of this fic..no its not another musical number..its something much worse!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA...enjoy! Adventures with Omochao ~A Camping We Will Go~ I'm Rouge the Bat.I'm the world's greatest treasure hunter! Last time, Sera randomly appeared on Angel Island. She started flirting with Knuckles and I couldn't take it anymore!! I got mad at Knuckles for letting Sera kiss him. Then I went to cool down for a while... I came back later and found Knuckles unconscious!! And Eggman stole the Master Emerald! That's my job!! So, it was up to me to get the emerald back. Oh yeah, I also saved Sera from falling to her death.. After Sera left, I waited for Knuckles to wake up. When he did, he accidentally kissed me! How dare he kiss me!! But I must admit, I did enjoy it.. Err..I mean, on with the next adventure! *********************************************** *We find Tails in Chao World* Omochao: *flying around Tails' head* Welcome to Chao World! Tails: o0!!! Get away from me!!! *runs into the Chao Garden* *Knuxsonails is the name of Knuckles, Sonic and Tails' chao. It has Knuckles' dreads, Tails' three hairs on his head and is blue like Sonic. Kyle (kooper113) and I made it up* Tails: Hiya Knuxsonails!! Knuxsonails: ^_^ Tails: *pets Knuxsonails* Everything will be okay! *gives Knuxsonails some fruit* Knuxsonails: *starts eatting* Mmmmm *heart* Eggman: Come on, sing you stupid chao!!!! Eggdow: *Guess whose chao this is. Come on, guess!!! Kyle and I also made this one up. It has Eggman's mustache and Shadow's quills..doh I gave it away!* ? Tails: Eggman?! I didn't know you raised chao! Eggman: Yeah, yeah! These creatures can help me take over the world!!! Tails: You're a sad, little Eggman... Eggman: Quiet fox-boy!! *to Eggdow* I took you to that stupid kindergarten to learn how to sing, now sing!!!!!! Eggdow: ? Eggman: AAAARRRGGG!!!! Eggdow: La la la la la..*starts humming* Eggman: *pets Eggdow* Yooooooooooooossshhhh! Eggdow: !!! *runs away crying* Tails: Way to scare your chao! Knuxsonails: ;p Eggman: Oh, shut up! *Cut to: Amy's apartment* Sonic: *watching tv* Ugh, "Butt Ugly Martians" marathon!?!?! Noooo!!! Shadow, change the channel!! Shadow: I changed it yesterday. You change it! Sonic: No, you change it! Shadow: You change it! Sonic: You change it! Shadow: You--oh screw it! I'm going to sleep. Amy: All you two ever do anymore is watch tv!!!!! Shadow/Sonic: What's your point? Amy: You guys need to go outside! Get some fresh air! Excercise!! Sonic: We'll do it tomorrow...maybe...nevermind. Omochao: You guys should go camping!!! Everyone else: o0!!! Where'd you come from?! Omochao: Blame my creator...whoever my creator was. *pause* Amy: Anyways, that's a great idea!! I'll invite Knuckles, Rouge and Eggman too! Whee we're going to have fun! Omochao: Roasting marshmellows, ghost stories, and getting attacked by monsters that live in the woods! *turns demonic* All of you will go to hell!!! Shadow: You have major issues Omochao. Omochao: I'm Omochao and I'm here to help you! Tails: *comes back from Chao World* Hey, what's going down? Sonic: -.-; We're going on a camping trip. Tails: Yay...I think... *Cut to: Infront of Amy's apartment* Knuckles: I got the sleeping bags! Amy: I got the tents! Eggman: I got the snacks!! Omochao: I have your souls!! Everyone else: *slowly backs away from Omochao* Shadow: I borrowed this van, so we can put our stuph in it! Lucky for me the guy left his keys in the van..hehehehe sucker! Tails: Isn't that stealing? Shadow: Steal, borrow, same difference! Rouge: Whose going to drive? Knuckles: I will! Sonic: NOO!!! You almost got us killed in space, remember?! Knuckles: Geesh, you almost crash a shuttle and they never let you forget it! Eggman: -.- I'll drive. Amy: ^_^ Glad that's settled! Let's go!! *Insert "City Escape" #1 here* Sonic: Rolling around at the speed of sound.Got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow!!!!! Tails: Can't stick around, have to keep movin on! Omochao: Guess what lies ahead, only ten ways to find out! One would be to look, the second would be-- Amy: Shut up Omochao! You ruined the song!! Omochao: Take my lead, I'll kill you all! I mean..help.. Eggman: La la la, hey look there's a huge GUN truck following us. *pause* o0 Huh?! Rouge: Why is GUN following us?? Omochao: I called GUN and told them you guys stole one of their top secret plans! Knuckles: Why the hell did you do that?!?!?! Omochao: I'm helpful!! *Insert "City Escape #2 here..whee!* Sonic: Try to lose 'em Eggman!! Eggman: Yosh! *goes 100mph* Tails: o0 GUN is getting closer!! Go faster!! Omochao: You'll never lose them like that! Go through this building! Eggman: *crashes van through a building and GUN follows them* oo; Not working! Omochao: Make a left here and keep going straight. *long pause* Rouge: Wait, doesn't this road lead to the ocean?? Omochao: Sonic and his friends should crash and burn!!! *disappears* Amy: We're gonna die!!!!!!!!!!!! Eggman: *tries to stop the van but the pedal is jammed..oh dear* Well...we're screwed!! Knuckles: I can't die yet! There are so many ice cream flavors I haven't tried!! Rouge: So many gems I haven't stolen. *sniffle* *Everyone screams as the van head towards the ocean* *Cut to: Green Forest* Shadow: Its a good thing I had this chaos emerald in my "pocket". Tails: Yeah! We all did it together! Shadow: Be quiet, fox-boy -.- Amy: Rouge, you put up the tents. Eggman, Tails, and Shadow will go fishing for some food. And Sonic and I will go for a romantic walk in the forest! Sonic: Who died and made you boss?! Amy: *pulls out Piko Piko Hammer* Sonic: ^_^; Nevermind. Knuckles: What about me? Tails: I know something you can do. Start a fire! Knuckles: Aaarrrggg!!! You blow up one apartment and they never let you forget it! *Everyone goes to do..stuph* Omochao: I'm Omochao and I'm here to help you! Knuckles: Whatever. Omochao: To start a fire, rub a rock against your foot! Knuckles: That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard! *20 minutes later* Rouge: I'm all done putting up the--*sees Knuckles rubbing a rock against his foot* Let me guess...Omochao told you to do that. Knuckles: It seemed like a good idea at the time! Rouge: You're sucha knucklehead! You rub two sticks together to start a fire, not a rock and your foot. Knuckles: I knew that... Rouge: *rubs two sticks together for 2 seconds* This is taking too long! *blows up Omochao and causes a fire* ^_^ There we go! *Cut to: the lake Tails, Eggman and Shadow are at* Eggman: *to Tails* When I was a little eggboy, my grandfather and I would always go fishing together. He seemed so happy back then. I always looked up to him. But did he really want to destroy mankind? Tails: *pause* Huh?! Err...I don't know, but we all did it together! Eggman: Yeah, I guess you're right. Wait a sec, you weren't listening to me, were you?! Tails: ^_^;; Heh heh...no. Shadow: I'm using the ultimate bait! Eggman: What is the ultimate bait? Shadow: Omochao!!! Omochao: *at the end of Shadow's line* Help me!! Tails: Hey, I think I got something!! Eggman: Reel it in, already!! Tails: Okay! *reels it in..he caught a Floridian lobster* What's a Floridian lobster doing..here?? *For those who don't know, a Floridian lobster looks like a normal lobster..except it doesn't have claws! It has long antennas instead, and they really hurt oo. also they get angry easily* Omochao: Floridian lobsters are the nicest lobsters in the world! Go ahead and pet it! *Shadow pets the lobster and the lobster hits Shadow with its antenna.* Shadow: o0 AAAAHHH!!!!!! It tore some of my skin off!! *lobster gets angrier and attacks Shadow, Eggman and Tails* Tails: The lobsters gone mad!!!!!! Eggman: RUN AWAY!!!!! *Cut to: Wherever Sonic and Amy are* Amy: Sonikku, isn't this romantic? Sonic: I'm hungry! Amy: -.-;; Sonikku... Omochao: If you're hungry, eat these berries! Sonic: Mmm...berries! *starts eatting berries* Amy: What do they taste like? Sonic: They taste like burning *-* Amy: Sonikku, are you okay? Sonic: oo Wheeeeeeee..ugh, I don't feel so good. I think I'm gonna be sick! *runs away screaming* Amy: *hits Omochao with her hammer* How dare you make my Sonikku sick!!! Omochao: ;-; Amy: I better catch up with him! Omochao: To catch up with Sonic, go through this patch of poison--I mean..leaves. Amy: ^_^ Okay! *10 minutes later* Amy: *scratching herself* Damn you, Omochao!!! I know you did that on purpose!!! Sonic: Whee!! Hiya Amy! Amy: *still scratching herself* Come on, Sonikku, let's get you--*pause* Sonic: What??? Amy: *sees a pair of yellow eyes staring at her* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! MONSTER!!!!! Omochao: I am not!! Amy: Not you!! *points to the eyes* Sonic: There's only one thing to do. Amy: oo What?? Sonic: RUN AWAY SCREAMING LIKE A SISSY!!!!! *And they do just that!* *Cut to: Camp site* Rouge: So, what did you guys catch? Eggman: Nothing! Knuckles: Alright! Wait a sec...that's not good. Shadow: We have snacks. If that's not enough, we could always eat eachother. Tails: You're scaring me, Shadow.. Shadow: Good. -.- Eggman: ^^ Let's roast marshmellows!!! *Amy and Sonic run to the camp site screaming* Amy: It had yellow eyes!!!!! It was scary!!!! It...hey marshmellows!! Tails: What happened? Sonic: Amy saw a yellow eyed...thing! I wasn't scared though... Shadow: Sure you weren't. Now shut up and roast a marshmellow. Rouge: Aaah, this is the good life. Omochao: Milkshakes can go through your nose! Do Re Mi Fa Sol!!! Eggman: *throws Omochao into the fire* Much better! Sonic: You guys know who was really helpful? Tikal. Tails: Yeah, she was always there when you needed her. Knuckles: And she always gave helpful advice. Amy: Now we're stuck with Omochao -.- Sonic: And you... Amy: ;-; Meanie!! Shadow: Whose Tikal? Sonic: It was before your time. Shadow: Whatever. Amy: o0!!! S-S-S-Son--Son--S-S-Son-- Sonic: What?!?!?!!? Amy: THE MONSTER IS BACK!!!!!!! Everyone else: *turns and see a pair of yellow eyes staring back at them* Knuckles: *screams like a girl and jumps on Rouge* Save me!!! Sonic: *grabs Amy* Sacrifice!!! Amy: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Shadow: Show yourself!!! *The monster comes out of the shadows..hehe. Anymoo the monster is really....* Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Big: Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh, where's Froggy? Sonic: That stupid cat kept stalking me in Sonic Advenutre 2!! Big: Duuh, I like fishing! Omochao: I'm Omochao and I'm here to help you! Big: Help, find Froggy? *Froggy jumps into the fire* Rouge: Err...no Froggy here ^^; Big: Me fail English? i'm possible. Omochao: Me fail English ten!!!! Big: Duh!! *stares into Omochao's eyes* Omochao: *stares into Big's eyes* I think I'm in l-q-x, love! Big: Me fourteen! Tails: But he's a robot, and Big's a cat, and... Sonic: Don't think about it, Tails..it'll only hurt your head. Omochao: Wanna help give advice to Sonic and his friends? Big: Duuuh, okay! Knuckles: o0 Can't handle the stupidity!!!! Eggman: I'm dumbening just listening to them! Sonic: This is all your fault, Amy!!! Amy: I'll never suggest going on a trip ever again! ;-; Omochao: Me and Big are going to help you! Big: Frogs like jump! line Everyone else: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! *run away* Told you that was going to be scary! Will Big disappear by the next chapter? Will Amy suggest going on another trip? Find out next time...maybe.