Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Adventures with Omochao ❯ Survival of the Idiots ( Chapter 9 )

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Author's Note that is filled with MOOO: Hiya minna-san!!! Thank you ScrambledEggman and Neoqueen Mikiko for telling me the name of Rouge's attack! "Black Wave"...I knew it started with a "B"! ^^; Omochao: "B" is for helping, which comes from a tree. .....okay. Anymoo, time to give credit to Neoqueen Mikiko for giving me this idea! ^_^ Omochao: Is she related to Neoqueen Serenity? Ignore Omochao..he's an idiot! Anymoo, yeah, I know the chapter title is soo original. ^^; I stole it from Spongebob Squarepants..hehehe *ahem* I've babbled long enough! On with the fic!! Adventures with Omochao ~Survival of the Idiots~ Hi, I'm Omochao and I'm here to help you! Well, that's what I want people to think... Last time, Amy was sick of seeing Sonic and Shadow sitting infront of the t.v. all day, so I suggested that they all go on a camping trip! They actually listened to me! While driving to the jungle, a G.U.N truck was following us. Sonic blamed me for it! All I was trying to do was help. Anyways, we got to the jungle and we met Big the Cat there!! Big is the smartest person I know! Together we're going to help Sonic! ************************************************* *Somewhere in the Green Forest* Sonic: I think we lost them. Tails: oo; I think we're lost too.. Amy: Don't worry, Mommy will protect you!!! *hugs Tails* Tails: o0!! Knuckles: Ummm... Sonic: -.-; Don't ask! Shadow: We have nothing to worry about! I'll just use the chaos emerald to get us out of here. *Just then, Omochao and Big appear...whoop-dee-freakin-doo* Omochao: I'm Omochao and I'm here to help you! Big: Duuuuh, has anyone seen Froggy? Rouge: o0 Get us out of here now, Shadow!!!!! Shadow: Chaos--- Big: Ooooo cookie!!!! *takes the chaos emerald away from Shadow, and eats it* Shadow: NOOOOO!! YOU IDIOT!!!! Eggman: Does this mean we're stuck here? Knuckles: ¬¬ What do you think! Shadow: *jumps on Big* Give me back my emerald!!!! Amy: Shadow! Violence never solves anything! Shadow: Oh, screw you, Amy!! Amy: *bashes Shadow with her Piko Piko Hammer* Don't talk that way to your mother! Eggman: .....mother? Sonic: You really don't want to know. Tails: Anyways, how are we suppose to get out of the forest now?? Omochao: Don't worry! You should follow Big!! He will lead you to the city. Big: Duuuh, I live here so I know da way out. Knuckles: You don't live here! You live in the Mystic Ruins!! Omochao: ......do you want his help or not?! Amy: Sure, I don't see why not! What have we got to lose? Big: We'll be outta here in no time. *2 weeks later* Big: We'll be outta here in no time. Eggman: You've been saying that for the past...days!!!! Rouge: Are you sure you know where you're going? Omochao: Yeah! We've been following these footprints, see? Sonic: *smacks forehead* These are our footprints, you dumbass!!!!!!! Shadow: You mean we've been walking around in circles all this time!?!!?! Big: Duuuh yup! Shadow: AAAARRRGGG!! *jumps on Big* DIE!!!!!!!!!! Big: Duuuuuuuuuuuh....*drools* Sonic: *pulls Shadow off of Big* Now is not the time to attack eachother! We must work together, if we want to survive! Shadow: Whatever. *Suddenly, Froggy jumps on Knuckles' head...why, because he can* Knuckles: o0 GET IT OFF!!!!! *screams like a sissy* Rouge: Knuckles, you're such a wuss! *takes Froggy off of Knuckle's head* Big: FROGGY!!!!! Froggy: oo!!! *tries to hop away, but its too late* Big: *hugs..well actually squishes Froggy* I missed you so much!!! Froggy: *-* Omochao: Alls well that ends well! Tails: What the hell are you talking about?! Omochao: Cows are for dessert, but I don't like it very much. Everyone else: ............. Eggman: I'm so hungry.... Omochao: *hands Eggman some poison ivy* Eat this, it will make you feel better. Eggman: I'm not that stupid! *takes poison ivy and stuffs it in his pocket* I'll save it for later.. Tails: Need....food... Amy: My poor baby!!! Omochao: Try breast feeding him. Amy: Yeeeaaaahhh.. Tails: o0!!!!! *runs behind Sonic* Don't let it get me, Sonic! Sonic: Amy, leave Tails alone! Shadow: I say we eat Big!!! Rouge: I say we eat Knuckles!! Knuckles: No, let's eat the whore!! Rouge: How dare you call me that!! BLACK WAVE!!!! Knuckles: AAAAAHHH!!! *-* Big: *drooling over Froggy* Bestest fwiend.. Sonic: Would everyone please...SHUT UP!!!!!! We all need to just calm down! Eggman: Don't listen to him!! He just wants to eat us when we're not looking!! Sonic: I'm just gonna ignore you, Eggman. Anyways, is there any food here that we can actually eat? Omochao: Rocks and mud provide protein! Try eatting them! Sonic: ...no. Big: Duuuh I have some lint! Shadow: Wow..that's so not helpful!!! Sonic: Okay, so we have no food. That's okay! As long as we don't think about food, we'll be okay! Amy: Sonikku, you're so smart!! *hugs Sonic* Sonic: Can't...breathe... Tails: Must not think of food... Omochao: So anyways, I was watching this cooking show and they were making pizza, and tacos, and they even showed us how to make ice cream! They made pepperoni pizza and meat lovers pizza and.... Shadow: SHUT UP OMOCHAO!!!!! Omochao: ;-; I was just trying to help!!! Rouge: We're going to die from starvation! Amy: Maybe Omochao can send for help! He can fly!! Omochao: Yeah, I can do it! You can count on me! See, one two three.. Sonic: Just go already!!!! *Omochao disappears* *1 hour later* Omochao: I'm back, didja miss me?! Eggman: Who'd you get to help us?! Omochao: ....I went somewhere? Knuckles: So you didn't get help? Omochao: Oooh help! Here ya go *pulls out a tissue* Knuckles: -.-; I give up on you! Tails: Now what are we going to do? Sonic: Don't worry, I'll think of something. *Everyone is now sitting in a circle, glaring at eachother* Big: *hugging Froggy and thinking..wow he can think?!* Duuh Froggy and me are best friends! Me Iove him! Froggy: *thinking* Please kill me now!! Knuckles: *thinking* Now that I'm stuck here, what's going to happen to the Master Emerald? Wait a sec...Rouge and Eggman are stuck here too. I've got nothing to worry about! I mean, who else is going to take the Master Emerald?! *Cut to: Angel Island* Metal Sonic: *looks at the Master Emerald and grins evilly* *Cut to: Somewhere in the Green Forest* Rouge: *thinking* The things that I'm thinking about are classified! Tails: *thinking* I could just fly away, but ya know...too much work. Shadow: *thinking* I'm watching you Eggman! I can read your mind. Eggman: *thinking* You know what's on my mind, hedgehog. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow... Amy: *thinking* I'm the one who listened to Omochao! Because of me, my family is in danger! This is all my fault!! Sonic: *thinking* This is all Amy's fault!! Voices in Omochao's head: If you really want to help them, kill them! KILL THEM ALL!!! Eggman: I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!! *rips off his clothes, so all he's wearing is a Tarzan-like cloth...eeeww* Amy: *covers Tails' and Shadow's eyes* Not infront of the children!! Sonic: o0 AAAHHH IT BURNS!!! Eggman: Its every man and..animal for themselves!! Shadow: I agree!! Knuckles: *magically pulls out a black marker and draws lines under his eyes* *starts making wild animal noises...yup* Amy: Stop it right now!!!! Look at us!! We're acting like a bunch of wild animals! Everyone else: /:, Amy: We should be ashamed of ourselves! We know better than to act like this! Now, are you guys going to act civilized or not?! *10 minutes later* *Insert "Event #10" here* Amy: *tied up to a tree, and there is a circle of fire around her* ;-; You guys, this isn't funny!! Everyone else: *acting like a weird tribe and are dancing around the fire* Omochao: Hedgehogs make a nice car seat! Big: *doing his extremely lame victory dance with Froggy...which causes the ground to shake* Duuuuuuuh I'm so happy and I don't know why! Everyone else: *look at eachother then look at Big* *10 minutes later* Big/Omochao: *tied up to a tree with Amy* ^o^ Yay!!! Froggy: Freedom! *hops away* Sonic: *starts speaking in some made-up tribe language, while pointing to Amy, Big and Omochao* Everyone else: *grunt* *Then everyone jumps on Big, Omochao and Amy and start biting on them* Amy: o0 AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! Omochao: I like it when people bite me! Big: *drools* *Suddenly a helicopter is flying over them* Guy in helicopter: Hey, you people down there!! A little freaky robot said you needed rescuing!! Omochao: ^_^ I told ya I went to get help! Tails: No you didn't!!! Guy in helicopter: *throws down a rope ladder* Here, climb up this ladder!! Rouge: *climbs on ladder* Wow, I can't believe Omochao actually did something helpful. Knuckles: *climbs on ladder* Yeah...I'm scared too! Eggman: *climbs on ladder* Yosh... Tails: *climbs on ladder and looks up and sees Eggman's..ahem* o0 AAAAAHHH!!! I'M BLINDED!!!!!! Shadow: *climbs on ladder* Yeah, yeah, hurry up already! Sonic: *climbs on ladder* I'm glad this is over!! *Cut to: Amy's Apartment* Tails: Well, that was the worst camping trip I've ever been on! Sonic: It was the only camping trip you've ever been on. Tails: ^^; Oh yeah. Shadow: I can't help but think we're forgetting something. *Long pause* Everyone: FOOD!!!! *goes in Amy's refridgerator and start eatting all her food* *Cut to: Somewhere in the Green Forest* *Omochao, Big, and Amy are still tied to a tree* Omochao: This is gonna be the best Christmas ever!! Big: Oh boy!! I better get out my basket, so Santa can drop da eggs in them! Amy: SONIKKU SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So ends another chapter of this fic!! I..*falls asleeps* Shadow: I'll be closing this chapter! *ahem* Will Amy ever get out of the forest?! Probably. Did Metal Sonic really steal the Master Emerald? I dunno. Find out the answers to these questions and more in the next chapter...maybe! In the meantime..WORSHIP ME!!!!!
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