Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Adventures with Omochao ❯ School House Rock ( Chapter 11 )

Author babbling on like an idiot: Hiya minna-san!! How are you?! Once again, sorry for the long wait..skool..almost as annoying as Omochao. Anymoo...umm what was I gonna type? Oh yea...no wait I forgot. Oh well, ^_^ I want to thank Bar-Ohki and Patamon25 for giving me this idea! I hope you get un-grounded soon, Bar-Ohki!! I wish Tails was real, so I could stalk him...I mean oo;;; *ahem* I think I've babbled enough for one lifetime! On with the fic! Adventures with Omochao ~School House Rock~ Hi! My name is Miles Prower But everyone calls me Tails. I felt like yesterday would never end..literally!! Metal Sonic had stolen the Master Emerald, and Knuckles and Rouge went to Eggman's not very well "hidden" base to get it back. Somehow, Eggman had this wand and card that could rewind time. After numerous attempts we finally got the Master Emerald back! I'm glad the is all over and done with. Maybe now I can relax... ********************************************* *Inside Amy's apartment* Amy: Ha!! You landed on my railroad station, Shadow. That'll be 200 dollars. Shadow: Well, your railroad station sucks!! I'm not paying! Sonic: Here we go again -.-;; Omochaa: *randomly appears in the room* Maybe Shadow doesn't want to pay, because he is insecure of himself. Shadow: o0 What?! Omochao: Maybe Shadow doesn't know how to count! Sonic: *points and laughs at Shadow* Shadow: Grrrrrrr... Tails: Now it all makes sense... Omochao: And the only reason Tails works on the Tornado is because he knows he will never accomplish anything else in his miserable life. Tails: -.-; Gee, thanks Omochao. Omochao: *to Amy* Do you want your kids to remain like this?! With no future?? Amy: ;-; No!! What should I do?? Omochao: Enroll them in Station Square High School! The only school that actually cares about your children! Spread the word!! *disappears* Sonic: That was....disturbing. Amy: Omochao is right! I don't want my babies to have no future!! Shadow: We're not your babies!!!!! Amy: *hugs Shadow and Tails* Don't worry, Mommy will make everything alright! Sonic: Remember kids, crack kills. *The next day* Shadow: *sleeping in his bed, and he's snoring..ooo* Tails: *sleeping with a pillow over his head...you try sleeping next to someone who snores! Its not fun* Amy: Look at them, sleeping so peacefully. WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Tails and Shadow jump out of bed* Shadow: Amy, what the hell is wrong with you!? Amy: ^_^ It's time for you to go to school. ;-; Your first day of high school..they grow up so fast! Tails: ....but I'm too young to go to high school. Shadow: *gets back into his bed* Well, I'm not going. Amy: *bashes Shadow on the head with her Piko Piko Hammer* Shadow: *-* Amy: ^_^ Now, you two better get going! You don't want to be late for your first day of school! Sonic: *points and laughs at Shadow and Tails* Amy: *hands Shadow and Tails a Barney lunchbox* Here are your lunches, Omochao made them. Shadow: *dully* Goody. Omochao: I'm Omochao and I'm here to help you! Amy: Omochao, keep an eye on my boys while they're at school, okay? Omochao: Donuts are made for dunking! Amy: ....okay! ^_^ Be good in school!! Sonic: Yea, have fun! *snickers* Shadow: Yea, have fun being here all alone with Amy. *leaves* Amy: ^__^ Sonic: o0!!! Wait, come back!!!!!!! Don't leave me alone with her!!!! *Cut to: Infront of Station Square High School* Shadow: Ya know..we could of just skipped. Tails: Doh! -.-;; Well, let's just get this over with. Omochao: Did you find the digging tool yet? Shadow/Tails: ...... Omochao: Remember, the principal is your PAL! Get it?! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Shadow: *smacks forehead* That was sooo lame. Tails: I guess we should report to the principal's office to get our schedule. Omochao: I'll take you there! *10 minutes later, they arrive infront of the principal's office* Shadow: Thanks Omochao for leading us into the girls' restroom!!!!!! Tails: That was so embarressing! Omochao: Oh yea, well yo mama!!! Shadow/Tails: *exchange confuzzled expressions...then they walk into the principal's office* Principal: ^_^ Hello!! You two must be the new students! My name is Ima Goodlady, I'll be your principal for the evening! I'm your princiPAL!! HAHAHAHA!! Omochao: Good one! ^_^ Shadow: Freaks... Principal: ^_^ Looks like you two don't have any clothes! That's not good, we can't have any nudists walking around our campus. Tails: But we're furries...we don't need to wear clothes. Principal: ^_^ Aren't you a funny little girl! Tails: I'M A BOY!!! Principal: ^_^ You just keep telling yourself that! Now, why don't you two try on these uniforms. *A few minutes later, we see Shadow wearing a black sailor-collar shirt with white strips, and tight black pants that go up to his knees. Tails is wearing a black sailor collar shirt with white strips and a short white skirt.* Shadow: I feel like a dork.. Tails: ;-; I hate my life! Principal: ^_^ You two look lovely! Here our your schedules! Have a wonderful day, filled with love and happiness. Shadow: Someone has been taking too many happy pills. Omochao: Happy pills are good for your digestive system! *Shadow and Tails leave the principal's office...whee!!* Tails: So, what class do you have now? Shadow: Team Sports....hurray. Tails: Hey, so do I! ^_^ We get to be in the same class together! Shadow: I'm giddy. *Cut to: The gym..of doom!!* Ms.Pain: Oh, so you must be the new suckers...I mean students! Welcome to hell!! Now, go into the lockers and change into your gym clothes!!!! *5 minutes of changing clothes later* Ms.Pain: Listen up, you pathetic bunch of losers! We're going to play a game, its called "Frisbee Golf", all the top colleges play this game. Everyone else: ¬¬ Ms.Pain: .....okay, I got it off the "Omochao's Great Ideas" website. Shadow: -.-;; Figures. Omochao: Love makes the world go 'round!! Ms.Pain: Anyways, the rules of the game are simple. You see these poles? There nine, count 'em, nine of them! Throw the frisbee at the pole and you win! Tails: *to Omochao* Only you would invent such a stupid game!! Ms.Pain: *glares at Tails* Oh, so now my games are stupid!? Tails: o0 No, I was talking to Omochao! Ms.Pain: Drop and give me 100!! Tails: /:, *does one push-up and passes out* Ms.Pain: Anyone else think my games are stupid?!!? Everyone else: *silence* Ms.Pain: That's what I thought. Now, go play while I do abosolutely nothing. Shadow: *stares at his frisbee* Omochao: To throw a frisbee, set it on fire!! Shadow: *picks up frisbee* How about I don't do that. *throws his frisbee and it accidentally hits someone* Someone: OW!! Who threw that?!! Omochao: *points to Shadow* He said that you're a sissy and that he'll kill you when you're not looking! Shadow: o0!!! I never said that!!! Someone: *cracks his knuckles* Oh, is that so! Shadow: What, you think you can hurt the ultimate life form? Omochao: *pins Shadow down....magically* ^_^ Now you can hurt him. Shadow: Get off of me, you bastard!!! OO!! *30 minutes filled with pain later* Shadow: ;-; I hurts to breathe.. Tails: *panting* Damn...push ups....I..*passes out again* *The bell rings. That means class is over! Hurray!!!* Ms.Pain: You can go change in the locker rooms now. -.-;; *In the Boys' Locker Room* *Boys glare at Tails as he puts on his skirt* Tails: ;-; Why me? Omochao: ^_^ Hiya Shadow!! Shadow: *glares at Omochao* I'm sooo gonna kill you. Omochao: Two wrongs don't make a flight. To make up with the guy that beat you up, smack him on the butt then say "Good game." Shadow: ........ Omochao: Do you want to make any friends or not?! Shadow: Fine! *walks up to the guy that beat him up and smacks him on the butt* Good game! Someone: o0!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Someone and a group of his friends make a circle around Shadow* Shadow: Wow..I guess Omochao was right. *Meanwhile on the other side of the locker room* Tails: *putting on his shoes* Well, I'm ready to go! *hears someone giggling and a weird clicking sound* oo; Umm.... *Something is moving behind the lockers. What is it?!!? I dunno..* Tails: o0! Shadow!!!! Where are you?? *runs to the other side of the locker room* Shadow? *Tails opens Shadow's locker and Shadow falls out* Shadow: *coughs up his shoe* I really hate Omochao. Tails: Let's get out of here...I feel like someone is watching me... *Cut to: Algebra 2 class...of doom!* Mr.Addition: *ya gotta love the creative names..not* I want you all to welcome our two newest students! Shadow and his sister, Tails! Shadow: -.-;; He's not my sister. Tails: ;-; I'm a boy!! Jessica: ^O^ OH MY GAWD!!! ITS TAILS!!! I LOVE YOU TAILS!!!! *shows pictures of Tails changing in the locker room* *-* For Tails fangirls everywhere. Tails: So you were the one who was watching me!! Freaky... Mr.Addition: You two can sit anywhere you want. Jessica: OOOO!! Tails come sit next to me!!!!! Kid: But I'm sitting here. Jessica: *throws the kid sitting next to her out the window* ^__^ Tails: oo;; *sits next to Jessica and smiles nervously* Shadow: *sits behind Tails* This will be a good class ot take a nap. Jessica: *moves her desk really close to Tails* *-* I love you!! Tails: o0 Now I know how Sonic feels! Mr.Addition: Let's start off with an extremely easy probelm, okay? Hmm...Shadow, what does one plus one equal? Shadow: *sleeping* Omochao: *pokes Shadow* Shadow: o0 Huh?!! Omochao: *whispers the answer to Shadow* Shadow: ....one on a bun. Everyone else: *gasps* Shadow: What? Mr.Addition: How dare you disrespect math like that!! One on a bun?! I'll give you one on a bun!! *gives Shadow a detention* Shadow: Grrr! This is all your fault Omochao! *throws Omochao at Mr.Addition* Mr.Addition: *glares and gives Shadow two more detentions* *40 minutes of boredom later, the bell rings! Its lunchtime!* Jessica: Come eat lunch with me Tails!! Tails: No way!! *flies away* Shadow: *follows Tails* *Cut to: The Cafeteria...of doom!!* Tails: That kid is so creepy! Shadow: All fangirls are. -.- Let's see what we have for lunch. Omochao: ^o^ I made it especially for you! Shadow: *opens his lunchbox* What the hell is this?! Omochao: ^_^ Its fishhead, mustard and sour cream and toe nails! Tails: I think I'm gonna be sick! Shadow: Are you trying to kill us?! Wait..don't answer that. Jessica: *pops up from under their table* I'll make you feel better, Tails!! Marry me!!!! Tails: Leave me alone!!! Kyle: Yosh!! Hey, Its Tails!!!! HIYA TAILS!!! Tails: AAAAAAAAHHHHH!! *flies away* Jessica: You can hide, but you can't.......hide. *chases after Tails* Group of kids: *points at Kyle* There's that kid that's always saying "Yosh"! Let's get him!! Kyle: o0 *runs away* Shadow: This school is weird. Omochao: The wheels on the bus go up and down. Shadow: You're so damn annoying!! *throws Omochao and it hits...some person* Some person: *glare* So, you think its fun to throw stuff at people? Shadow: *glare* Yeah, pretty much. Some person: Okay, just making sure! *goes back to eatting his lunch* Omochao: *grabs Shadow's lunch and throws it at...some person* Some person: Grrrrrrr!! Omochao: *points to Shadow* He did it! He's crazy, I tellz ya!!! Shadow: What?! You're the--*gets hit with food* That's it!! *grabs some kids lunch and throws back at...some person..thus, the food fight of doom begins!* *Principal walks in the cafeteria and gets hit with food. The food fight stops...yea* Principal: ^_^ Who started this food fight? Everyone: *points to Shadow* Principal: ^_^ Come with me young man. You're getting a detention! Shadow: Shit!!! Principal: ^_^ No cursing is allowed at this school, looks like another detention for you! Shadow: *grumble mumble* *A few minutes later the bell rings! Time to go to your next class...yay* Shadow: *walking to his next class and sees Tails hiding in a garbage can* Tails, what are you doing? Tails: *paranoid* It keeps following me!! It won't leave me alone! Its all around us, not safe. *twitch* Shadow: Dude, get over it! Tails: You'd be paranoid to..if it happened to you. *gets out of the garbage can* Shadow: Whatever. Tails: So, what class do you have next? Shadow: -.-;; Chemistry. Tails: Ha! I have AP Chemistry! I'm smarter than you are!! Shadow: *punches Tails in the stomach* Tails: ;-; Ouchies! *Cut to: Shadow's Chemistry Class..of doom!* Eggman: Hello students, did--o0 Shadow?!!?!? Shadow: Eggman?!!?!? Eggman: Shadow!?!? Shadow: Eggman?!!?! Omochao: ^o^ Omochao!!! Eggman/Shadow: *stare blankly at Omochao* Shadow: I didn't know you were a teacher! How pathetic! Eggman: -.- If I can't take over the world...I'll make everyone fail Chemistry! *evil cackle* Shadow: You're one sad, little Eggman. Eggman: Shaddap!! *ahem* Omochao, I'll let you put up the notes, while I play on the computer! Omochao: *turns the egg-overhead on* Make sure to write down all these notes, because they'll be on the test tomorrow. *1 second later* Omochao: All done? Everyone else: No!!!! Omochao: Okay! *takes down the notes* Everyone else: *adlib* We weren't done! That's so lame! Buttered toast! Eggman: Shadow, come here!! Shadow: What do you want? Eggman: You never turned any of the worksheets I assigned! Shadow: Maybe that's because..I dunno...THIS IS MY FIRST DAY HERE!!!!!!! Eggman: I guess you're right. *gives Shadow an "F"* Shadow: What?!?!!?!? Eggman: XD I love being able to control your fate!! Shadow: I'll teach you for trying to fail me! *Cut to: Tails' Chemistry Class..of doom!* Mr.Atom: *oooo more creative names -.-;* I want everyone to give a warm welcome to the new girl in school, Tails! Tails: I give up. -.-;; All the guys: *drooling over Tails* Mr.Atom: Just take a seat..somewhere. Some guy: ^_~ Come sit next to me, cutie. Tails: o0 I'm a boy!!!!!! Some guy: If you didn't want to sit next to me, all you had to say was "No". Gawd... Tails: -.-;; Why do I even bother. *sits in the back, then he realizes this was a mistake..huh* Jessica: ^o^ Hiya Tails!! Mr.Atom: ....Jessica, you don't have this class right now. Jessica: Don't care! Tails: ;-; Quit stalking me!! Mr.Atom: Anyways, get a lab partner and start working on this insanely hard lab. Kid: *to Tails* Want to be my partner? Jessica: NOOO!!! HE BELONGS TO ME!! *throws the kid out the classroom* Tails: oo;; Help me. Omochao: I'm Omochao and I'm here to help you! Tails: Good gawd, why!!!!! Jessica: Let's start on this lab, my love *about to give Tails a hug, but he moved out of the way..yup* Tails: You stay over there, and I'll stay over here! Jesscia: Anything you say..my sweet! *-* Tails: -.-;; What exactly are we suppose to do? Omochao: First you must pour these two chemicals into eachother and mix! Here ya go! *hands Tails the chemicals...ooo* Tails: Thanks, Omochao! *Tails pours the chemicals into eachother, which caused a explosion!* Tails: *cough choke* Damn you, Omochao!!!! Omochao: ^_^ I'm full of helpfulness and gravy! Mr.Atom: Tails, you got some s'plainin to do! Tails: ;-; WAAAAAAAAAA!!! Jesscia: Tails can do no wrong! I love him!! *passes out* *long pause* Mr.Atom: *gives Tails a detention* Tails: But..Omo..and....he...I give up! -.-; *The bell rings, only one more class to go!* Tails: -.- So, how was your chemistry class? Shadow: I got a detention for attacking Eggman. -.-;; Tails: ;-; I got one for blowing up the classroom, but it was Omochao's fault!! *pause* Eggman works here?! Shadow: Yup..anyways, where are you going next? Tails: Chorus?! Why me!!! Shadow: Ha ha! *pause* Great, I get to go to dance class. *siiigh* Jessica: *high pitched fangirl scream* TAILS!!!! Omochao: The audience is now deaf! Tails: o0!! *flies away quickly* Jessica: *chases after him* *Cut to: Shadow's dance class...of, oh screw it* Ms.Step: Hello Shadow, welcome to this dance class. Shadow: Yea, whatever. Omochao: To make more friends, kiss all the students!! Shadow: No!!! Now, go away!! Ms.Step: Let's start class with prancing in a circle. Shadow: Kill me now!! *Cut to: Tails' Chorus class* Mrs.Pitch: Tails, all students must sing a solo infront of the class. Are you ready? Tails: No... Mrs.Pitch: Okay, let's here you sing! Tails: I don't know what to sing... Omochao: I know what you should sing!! *whispers to Tails* Tails: ....are you sure? Omochao: Go for it! Connect four!!! Tails: .....okay. *starts singing* F is for friends who do stuff together U is for you and me N is for anywhere and anytime at all, down here in the deep blue sea!!! *Tails does a cartwheel then does a split..the end* Everyone else: *exchange disturbed expressions* Mrs.Pitch: Listen, Ms.Prower-- Tails: ;-; I'm a boy!! Mrs.Pitch: We don't sing that nonsense here! How dare you insult this schools vocal department like that! *gives Tails a detention* Tails: *glares at Omochao* When you least expect it, I'll kill you! Jessica: *falls out of the ceiling and everyone stares at her* You say nothing! *runs away* Tails: ;-; Why won't she leave me alone!! *Cut to: Shadow's dance class* Shadow: Ballet dancing ain't so bad. *pause* Did I just say that?! Omochao: I'm telling ya Shadow, smacking Ms.Step's butt will definately get you an "A" in this class. Shadow: No!!!!!! Omochao: Fine, be that way!! *smacks Ms.Step's butt* Shadow did it!! Ms.Step: I've never!!! *smacks Shadow* Shadow: OW!!!! *The entire class joins in on beating up Shadow* Omochao: My work here is done.. *The final bell rings. School is over! Freedom!* Tails: *walks out the classroom and sees Jessica waiting for him* I need to tell her that I don't like her the way she likes me! If I don't, she'll keep bothering me! But...I don't have the heart to tell her. Omochao: Want me to tell her for you? Tails: Really? You'd do that for me? Omochao: Of course!! Tails: Thanks Omochao, you're a real friend! Omochao: *flies over to Jessica* Tails wanted me to tell ya something. Jessica: *-* What? Omochao: He wants you baaaaaad, like sheep! He's just too shy to make the first move. Jessica: Must...not...pass out.... Omochao: *flies back to Tails* She took the news quite well. Tails: Really? I'm gonna make sure she's alright. *walks over to Jessica* I'm sorry I didn't tell you this from the beginning. Jessica: *-* It's okay! I understand everything now.. Tails: Great, because I----OO AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! *Jessica pounces on Tails and starts kissing him passionately* Shadow: ^o^ Way to go, Tails!!! Principal: ^_^ What's going on here? Omochao: Tails is raping Jessica! Principal: What!? *grabs Tails and throws him into her office* Jessica: I kissed Tails! I can die happy! *passes out* *Cut to: Amy's apartment* Sonic: Thank God, you're home!! Don't you ever leave me alone with this...thing!!! *pause* Nice..outfits..*tries not to laugh..and fails miserably* Shadow: Oh, shut up Sonic! Amy: ^_^ So, how was your first day of school? Omochao: *hands Amy all the detentions Shadow and Tails received* Amy: o0 Tails, you raped a girl?!?!?!?!?! Tails: No!!! It was Omochao's fault!! ;-; Amy: Shadow, you harrassed a teacher?! Shadow: -.-;; I give up... Sonic: They caused so much trouble in one day. *sniffle* I'm so proud! Amy: If you're not going to try to learn, then maybe you shouldn't bother going back to school!! Shadow/Tails: ^o^ YAY!!!!!! Amy: And...YOU'RE GROUNDED!!!!! Tails: What are you going to do? Put bar on our windows, and lock us in our room with Omochao?! *Shadow and Tails are locked in their bedroom with Omochao, and they would jump out their window, but Amy put bars on them...oh yea!* Shadow: *hits Tails with a pillow* You just had to open your big mouth! Tails: ;-; I'm sorry!! Omochao: 100 bottles of buttered toast on the wall, 452 bottles of buttered toast! Take one down and did you find the digging tool yet? Shadow: Kill me now!!!!!!! ********************************************************* Shadow: So ends another chapter filled with...stuph. If you're wondering where Mako-chan is, she's dead.....or she fell asleep. Which ever you prefer. Sonic: Ya wanna know what the next chapter will be about?! Shadow: No... Sonic: Too bad!!! **Preview of next chapter** *All is quiet and peaceful...for now. Think of the opening for "Sonic Adventure 1".The unsuspecting citizens are going on with their everyday life, then suddenly hundreds of Omochaos come out of the sewers! Hundreds of Omochaos come crashing out of buildings* *Who will save us from this evil army of Omochaos?! What's that? Its Sonic! He's come to save us* Sonic: Gotta follow my rainbow!!! Can't hold on much longer But I will never let go! Tails: *stares blankly at the camera* I know it's a one way track Tell me now how long this'll last! Amy: *looks up at the sky* So it is true...the sky is blue! I'm not gonna think this way Nor will I can't on others! Knuckles: I break 'em down, whether they solid or frail! Rouge: What the hell?! Shadow: -.- I'm surrounded by idiots... Close my eyes and feel it burn Now I see what I've gotta do! fs20 Eggman: Am I suppose to be doing something? Open your heart, it's gonna be alright! *Camera does a close-up on a confused Sonic* Sonic: Where's this music coming from? **End of preview...of doom!!** Shadow: That was...scary. oo Sonic: Yea! We'll see ya next time! I got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow!! Shadow: Freak...