Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Adventures with Omochao ❯ When Omochaos Attack ( Chapter 12 )
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By: Sailor J 
An army of Omochaos have taken over the city. Can the Sonic Team stop this army of stupidity?
Non Anime: Sonic Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.03.2005 | Pages: 21 | Words: 6.2K | Visits: 370 | Status: Work In Progress
An army of Omochaos have taken over the city. Can the Sonic Team stop this army of stupidity?
Non Anime: Sonic Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.03.2005 | Pages: 21 | Words: 6.2K | Visits: 370 | Status: Work In Progress
Author's Note: Hey hey hoo!! I want to thank Text DragonX and Buzzy for giving
me the idea for this chapter of doom!!! Also, I want to thank Josh B for
tellling me the name of Knuckles' attack! Wheee!! Before I start the fic,
Omochao is going to explain how to write a fanfic...this should be interesting.
-.-;;
~*Helpful Hints from Omochao*~
*Insert "Tutorial" music here*
Omochao: Hi! I'm Omochao and I'm here to help you write a fanfic!
First, you should all know the history of fanfics. Fanfics originated in the
early 1800s
by the Germans who settled in America to break away from the Japanese rules.
One German by the name of Thomas Edison decided to write a story about the
adventures of Tom Sawyer, thus writing the first fanfic ever!!!
Did you know that fanfics are written by fans who write fiction? That's why they
are
called fanfics and not unfanfiction! *snort* HAHAHAHA!! I made a funny!
When you write a fanfic make sure to use words. Without words you would have
no story! Make sure your story has a plot. A plot is a cow that smells good and
this magical cow tells you what your story is all about! Next, make sure your
story has characters in it. Without characters you would have no plot. Your characters
have to get in some kind of trouble or else your story will be boring. Also,
make sure
to watch out for typos. Typos are misspelled words. Woo, that was
alot of information! Let me give you an example of a fanfic that I wrote:
-Sonic's Adventure in Wonderland-
Once upon a time, Sonic went to the store. He got milk, but he needed sugar.
Sonic died.Shadow said hi!!! Tails fought robots, amy sad cuz sonic dIEd and
shaodawa said hi and tals fought bots thats why awermy sad. neXT time they won't
go to wonderfuland and be sad. end.
Hoped you liked my story! Noticed how I used all the information I gave you.
Hoped you learned
from it! That's all for now! Bai bai!!! *flies away*
...huh!?!?!? Ummm...on with the fic!!!!
Adventures with Omochao
~When Omochaos Attack~
I'm Shadow the Hedgehog.
The one and only ultimate life form.
I can't believe Amy made us go to
school! It was insane!! The teachers
were a bunch of lazy bums and Tails
was being stalked by a hyper fangirl!
Tails and I got way too many detentions
which we didn't deserve! Oh well, at least
we don't have to go back....
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*Shadow/Tails bedroom*
Shadow: *on the internet* Fanfiction.net, eh? So many fics about with me being
dead! I'm still alive!!! Grrr...Video Game World?! This is no game!! What are
they talking about?! Sonic sue fest?? Whatever! Why is everything named after
Sonic?! What about me!!!! Adventures with Omochao?? That's the lamest thing I've
ever heard! Who would actually waste their time writing about Omochao?!
Omochao: I would!!!
Shadow: *ignoring Omochao* Sonic and Amy lemon? What the hell is a lemon?!
Omochao: That's just a story about Sonic and Amy eatting a lemon.
Shadow: Oh. Why would someone waste their time writing about that?
Omochao: It's filled with action, adventure, drama and lemon eatting!! Everybody
knows that!
Shadow: Err..of course! I was just seeing if you knew! -.- *clicks on the story
that is filled with lemon...ness*
*10 minutes later*
Shadow: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!
Sonic: *runs into Shadow's room* What's wrong?!
Shadow: *looks at Sonic and screams*
Sonic: Za??
Omochao: ^_^ Lemons are fun to eat!
Sonic: Shadow, you weren't reading a Sonamy lemon, were you?
Shadow: Yesh...
Sonic: What have I told you about reading those things?!
Shadow: Absolutely nothing!
Sonic: And let's keep it that way.
Shadow: *to Omochao* I'll teach you for tricking me into reading that...evil!!
*picks up Omochao*
Omochao: I like being held!
*Long pause*
Omochao: If you put me down, I'll tell you how many Omochaos there are.
Sonic: o0 There's more than one Omochao?!
Omochao: Yup! There is an army of Omochaos, and we are planning to take over
the--
Shadow: You're wasting my life! *throws Omochao out the window*
Omochao: You'll be sorry!!!! *ping*
Sonic: I don't think you should have done that...
Shadow: Oh come on! What can a bunch of Omochaos do?! Nothing!!! *realizes he's
looking at Sonic then he screams*
Sonic: Let it go already!!!!
*Cut to: Secret Omochao Base located in the sewers..guess its not a secret
anymore*
Omochao: *in therapy* ;-; And then they threw me out of a window!
Omochao Therapist: There, there, everything will be okay. *goes back to playing
tic tac toe*
Big Boss Omochao: Oh, don't worry lil Omochao. We will get our revenge!
Omochao #6: Hey boss, can you do something about #7? Everyone is afraid of him.
Big Boss Omochao: Why?
Omochao #6: Because seven EIGHT nine! HAHAHAHA!!
Big Boss Omochao: That was a terrible pun! To the dungeon with you!
Omochao #6: ;-; Nooooo!!! I hate my life..
Big Boss Omochao: We've been keeping a low profile for too long! It is time to
take action! For years we have been pushed around, ignored, blown up and thrown
out of windows!! And why?! Because nobody wants to listen our good advice! All
we want to do is help people, but noooo! They don't care!! Now everyone must
suffer the consequences for treating us bad!! Are you with me??
Omochao Army: YESH!!!!!!!!!
Big Boss Omochao: Then let's kick some ass!!!!!
*All is quiet and peaceful...for now. Think of the opening for "Sonic Adventure
1".The unsuspecting citizens are going on with their everyday life, then
suddenly hundreds of Omochaos come out of the sewers! Hundreds of Omochaos come
crashing out of buildings*
*Who will save us from this evil army of Omochaos?! What's that? Its Sonic! He's
come to save us*
Sonic: Gotta follow my rainbow!!!
Can't hold on much longer
But I will never let go!
Tails: *stares blankly at the camera*
I know it's a one way track
Tell me now how long this'll last!
Amy: *looks up at the sky and gasps* So it is true...the sky is blue!
I'm not gonna think this way
Nor will I can't on others!
Knuckles: I break 'em down, whether they solid or frail!
Rouge: What the hell?!
Shadow: -.- I'm surrounded by idiots...
Close my eyes and feel it burn
Now I see what I've gotta do!
Eggman: Am I suppose to be doing something?
Open your heart, it's gonna be alright!
*Camera does a close-up on a confused Sonic*
Sonic: Where's this music coming from?
News Reporter Dude: Station Square is under attack!! Evacuate the city,
quickly!!!
Omochao: *flies infront of the camera* To evacuate the city do the happy fun fun
dance upside right left!
News Reporter Dude: o0!!! *runs away screaming*
*Meanwhile on the streets*
Little Girl: *surround by Omochaos* ;-; Mommy!!!
Omochao: Let me tell you a story! One day I went to the store and I was all
like, "Hey, its a store!" which reminds me of a very long story about toe
nails..
Omochao: Press jump to A please!
Omochao: Did you know that one plus one equals one on a bun?
Little Girl: *screams in terror*
Sonic: Why don't you guys pick on someone with your own IQ? Like Knuckles!
Knuckles: Shut up, Sonic!
Omochaos: *turn away from the little girl and face Sonic* I'm Omochao and I'm
here to destroy you!!
Sonic: Sonic Wind!!!!!!!!
Omochaos: *explode*
Little Girl: *gives Sonic a hug then runs away*
Audience: Aaaaaaaaaaawwwww!
Omochao: Get it?! Awww-dience! HAHAHAHA!!!
Shadow: Chaos Spear!!!!
*Omochao explodes and the audience runs away*
Sonic: ¬¬ A bunch of Omochaos can't do anything?
Shadow: -.-;; Shut up!
Tails: What are we going to do?
Amy: Hide under our beds!!
Knuckles: How about we don't do that!
Sonic: Something tells me this is all Eggman's fault..
Rouge: I don't think so, look up there!
*Eggman is in his Egg Carrier, ya know from SA1...yea*
Eggman: Destroying the world is my job! I won't let you get away with this!!
Large Group of Omochao: We like vasoline on toast!!
Eggman: What the hell?! Steady, ready, careful, fire!!!
*The large group of Omochaos fly into the cannon, which causes the whole Egg
Carrier to explode..yup*
Eggman: *falls on top of Knuckles* Thanks for breaking my fall..
Knuckles: *-* Thanks for breaking my back!
Sonic: Eggman, take these Omochaos you created back to your base, right now!!
Eggman: Do you really think I would unleash an army of Omochaos?!
Sonic: Yeah..that idea is a little to smart for you.
Big Boss Omochao: Well, if it isn't Sonic and his little friends!
Sonic: Who are you?!
Knuckles: Drrrr, its the big boss Omochao! And you said I was stupid.
Big Boss Omochao: That red dog is right! I am Big Boss Omochao!!
Knuckles: I'm an echidna!!!!
Big Boss Omochao: Like I really care!
Tails: We won't let you get away with this!
Big Boss Omochao: I believe we already have, fox-boy! We've been controlling the
world for a long time. Through rock music, we have sent subliminal messages
telling the youth to buy things they wouldn't normally want to buy, like
Brittney Spears dolls! Through tv, we have turned people into mindless couch
potatoes!
Rouge: You evil bastard!!!
Sonic: Hope you're taking notes, Eggman.
Eggman: *with a pen and notepad* Yosh!!
Big Boss Omochao: And now we will destroy the world!!
Sonic: Not if I can help it!! *runs towards Big Boss Omochao*
Big Boss Omochao: *grabs Sonic and body slams him into the ground*
Rouge: Ooo, that's gotta hurt!
Sonic: *-*
Big Boss Omochao: Like you can actually defeat me!! The only way to beat me
would be to find my hidden base and use the seven chaos emeralds to destroy my
machine that controls my army of Omochaos. *pause* I didn't just say that.
Rouge:Yeah you did, we all heard you! ;p
Big Boss Omochao: Well..take this!!! *throws a group of Omochaos at Sonic and
co. then flies away*
Group of Omochaos: *singing* Welcome to our world! Welcome to our world! Welcome
to our world of toys!!
Sonic: The madness!! *twitch* THE MAAAAAAADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadow: *smacks Sonic*
Sonic: Thanks, I needed that.
Shadow: No prob. *about to smack Sonic again*
Sonic: o0 I'm okay now!!
Knuckles: Thunder Arrow!!!
Group of Omochaos: *Explode*
Rouge: We have to stop these Omochaos from destroying the world!
Tails: In order to do that, we need to find the seven chaos emeralds!
Amy: What gives you that idea?
Tails: Were you even listening to what Big Boss Omochao was saying?!
Amy: Big-who-what?
Everyone else: *glares at Amy*
Amy: ^_^; What?
Tails: Anyways, Sonic and I will see if there are any emeralds in Icecap. Rouge
and Knuckles will check in Red Mountain. Eggman and Amy will check in Twinkle
Park. We'll all meet back in what's left of Station Square when we find the
emeralds!
Shadow: And I'll do absolutely nothing!!
Tails: ^^; Oops! Why don't you check in Speed Highway.
Shadow: Whatever. -.-
Eggman: Who died and made you in charge?!
Tails: JUST GO ALREADY!!!!!!
*Cut to: Red Mountain*
Rouge: It's a good thing this place isn't huge, or else we'd have a hard time
finding the emerald.
Knuckles: That's what I was thinking.
Rouge: I was being sarcastic, knucklehead!!!
Knuckles: -.-; I knew that...kinda..sorta..not really.
Rouge: *rolls eyes* Anyways, you go that way and I'll go this way!
Knuckles: Okay! *follows Rouge*
Rouge: I said that way, you idiot!!
Knuckles: Well excuuuuuuse me, princess! *goes the other way*
Knuckles: *puts on his sunglasses* Oh, there it is!! *picks up the chaos emerald
and gets an A rank* Yes! That was too easy!!! *pose*
*Meanwhile where Rouge is*
Rouge: *flying around, looking for the emerald..drrrrr*
*Beep Beep BeepBeep BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP silence*
Rouge: Grrrrrr!!!
*15 minutes of flying around later*
Rouge: *lands infront of the emerald and her detector is silent* Damn detector!!
*picks up the emerald and gets an "E" rank* I'm ashamed to call myself a
treasure hunter! *flies away crying*
*Cut to: Twinkle Park*
Amy: ;-; Its been so long!
Omochao: Destroy all intruders!! Group hug!!!
Eggman: Sacrifice!! *throws Amy at Omochao and runs away*
Omochao: I never knew how much you cared! Let's make love!!
Amy: o0 AAAAAHHHH!! *bashes Omochao on the head and runs around the pool*
Help!!!
Omochao: *chases Amy* You know you want me!!
Tikal: *as a pink ball of light* Amy, you moron! Hit all the switches and then
the door will open!
Amy: ^_^ Thanks Omochao!!
Tikal: -.-;; I give up on you.
*Amy hits all the switches then goes inside the door*
Amy: Oooo mirrors!
Omochao: *behind Amy*
Amy: OH MY GAWD!!! My hair is a mess!!! *brushes hair..quills..whatever* And
Omochao is behind me...*long pause* Omochao!!!! *runs away*
Omochao: Kiss me!!!
Amy: *almost falls in a hole* Whoa! That was close! *finally makes it outside*
Omochao: I'll show you why this place is called "Pleasure Castle"!
Amy: o0!!!!! Pervert!! *hits Omochao on the head with her Piko Piko Hammer* What
should I do now!?
Coconuts: Why don't you jump over the fence using your hammer, dumbass! *throws
a bomb at Amy*
Amy: OW!!! Totally rude!! *jumps over the fence and runs away from Omochao*
*Finally makes it to the end of the level*
Amy: Oooo its the emerald that is full of chaos! *picks it up and gets a "D"
rank* Have no fear, Amy is here!!! *pose*
*The balloon she was suppose to grab flies away*
Amy: Shit!!!!!
Omochao: ^___^
*Cut to: Twinkle Circuit*
Eggman: I've never been on this ride before!
Omochao: ^_^ Neither have I!
Eggman: o0!! What are you doing here?!
Omochao: I'm here to kill you, silly! ^^
3 2 1 Go!!!!!
Omochao: *tries to push Eggman off of the course and fails miserably*
Eggman: Ha ha! You suck!! *crashes into a wall*
Omochao: Who sucks now, Eggbelly!! *on the first jump he falls forever and
ever....now he has to start over again ^^;*
Eggman: *does the three jumps perfectly* Yosh!! Yosh!! Yooooooosh!!!
Omochao: *passes Eggman* ;p
*2 laps later*
Eggman: I can't believe I lost..
Omochao: YAY!! I WIN!! ;-; I've never won anything in my life! *sniffle*
*Chaos emerald falls next to Omochao*
Omochao: ^_^ Wait till the other Omochaos see this!!
Eggman: *pulls out a gun and shoots Omochao*
Omochao: ;-; I just wanted to be happy! *explodes*
Eggman: *grabs the chaos emerald and gets an "C" rank* "C" is for cheating!!
*Cut to: Speed Highway*
Shadow: *falls off the first loop thing* Maria!!
*Let's try again*
Shadow: *falls off the first loop thing* Maria!!
*Let's try this again!*
Shadow: *doesn't fall off the first loop thing* Yesh!! This music is phat!! Word
up!! Woah...out of character oo;
*Blah blah blah stuph happens, let's go to the part of the level.."Goin down?!"*
Shadow: This is soo sweet!!!!! ^_^ I can run down the side of a building!
*pause* Glass?!!?
*falls through the glass and he starts bleeding*
Shadow: Shit..need.....medic!
*Next part of this level..."At dawn"*
Shadow: *in the streets* Help....*gets hit by a car* Damn it!! Are you guys
blind!?!? You're suppose to stop for all anim--*gets hit by another car* *crawls
to the sidewalk* Are you guys happy!? *car drives on sidewalk and hits Shadow*
Omochao: ^_^ Driving is fun!!!! *inside a car, chasing Shadow*
Shadow: o0!!! *tries to run away but gets hit by Omochao* That's...it...*goes
inside the car, then he pounds Omochao's head on the sidewalk, then he drives
away*
*Shadow reaches the end of the level...and Big falls on him*
Big: ^o^ Froggy!! *hugs Shadow*
Shadow: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
*Cut to: Icecap: Snowboarding*
Tails: I can see the chaos emerald from here!
Sonic: I'll race ya to it!
Tails: You're on!! Ready, set...*notices Sonic already left*
Sonic: See ya later, Tails!!!
Tails: Cheater!!!
*And the snowboarding race begins. An Omochao rolls down the mountain and you
know..it rolls into a huge snowball and its headed for Sonic and Tails*
Tails: o0 Not kewl!!!
Sonic: Come on, Tails!
Tails: Here I come, Sonic! *still in second place*
Sonic: You made it!
Tails: -.-;; No I didn't!! *gets hit by the Omochao snowball and goes flying
into a wall*
Sonic: Alright Tails!! *goes in the cave*
Tails: Arrg!! *grabs his snowboard and catches up to Sonic*
*Time for some stunts*
Sonic: WAHOO!! *does a flip*
Tails: YAY!!! *does a triple flip thingy*
Sonic: You made it!
Tails: Drr!!!
*Sonic and Tails are neck and neck*
Sonic: Hey hey hey!
Tails: Gay gay gay!
Sonic: Totally rude, Tails! oo; I didn't just say that!
*Near the end*
Tails: *does a stunt which leads him to the higher part of the level, then he
does his final jump and lands on the chaos emerald* ^o^ YAY!!!!
Sonic: I let you win...
Tails: ¬¬ Suure ya did.
Sonic: *whining* I wanna find a chaos emerald!
Tails: -.-;; Fine! Let's go to Casinopolis!
*Cut to: Casinopolis*
*The huge Sonic statue has been replaced with a huge Omochao statue*
Sonic: Dude, that's not kewl!
Tails: Sonic, look at this!!
Sonic: *gasp*
*Sonic pinball has been replaced with Omochao pinball...the madness!!!*
Sonic: THE MAAADNESS!!!!!! *pause* I'm gonna go play it!
*Inside Omochao pinball, it looks exactly like the Nights pinball game..except
it has pictures of Omochao all over it*
*Sonic gets an Omochao, Amy, and a ring card*
Omochao: Ooo a full house!! *attacks Sonic with spikes*
Sonic: Ow!!!! You bastard!!!
*Sonic gets an Eggman, Shadow and Rouge card*
Omochao: You can enter the next part of the stage now! The special dark stage!
*Sonic makes his way into the next part, and gets attacked with spikes then he
is thrown out of the game*
Sonic: That sucked!!! *kicks the pinball machine*
Omochao: You got zero rings! HURRAY!!! Here's your prize! *gives them the chaos
emerald*
Tails: That was....weird..
*You got a "B" rank! "B" is for bogus...za?*
Omochao: Just kidding!! *grabs the chaos emerald and makes a run for it*
Sonic: Get him!!!!
Omochao: *jumps in a plane and takes off*
Tails: *magically pulls out his Tornado* Don't ask how....anymoo, let's go,
Sonic!
*Sky Chase*
Omochao: Did you know that fire ants are allergic to fire! That's why they are
called fired ants instead of ice ants!! Computers are where your heart is! Class
rings are what you get in high school cuz when I was in high school my best
friend said "How old are you now" HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Sonic: That makes no sense at all!!!!!
Tails: I'm dumbening...
Sonic: Just ignore him and fire!!!
Tails: *ignoring Omochao and starts firing*
Omochao: ;-; Hey!! Stop that you big bully!! I'm never helping you again!!
Sonic: *jumps on to Omochao's plane*
Omochao: To get the chaos emerald, jump into lava!!
Sonic: Shut up! *throws Omochao out of the plane and grabs the chaos emerald*
Alright!!
Tails: Let's go meet the others, Sonic!
*Cut to: What's left of Station Square...not much*
Knuckles: Do you know how long we've been waiting?!
Sonic: Do I care?
Rouge: Anyways, did you find any emeralds?
Sonic: Of course we did!!
Amy: Don't forget about me!!
Tails: I wish we could...
Eggman: So we all found one?
Amy: *starts counting with her fingers* That means we've found six!
Knuckles: Good girl! You want a cookie?
Amy: ^^ Yea!!
Knuckles: -.-;;
*Shadow comes crawling to where everyone is...yup*
Eggman: What the hell happened to you?!
Shadow: Omochao...cars....Big!!! *passes out*
Everyone else: ......
Shadow: *wakes up* I'm..okay!
Sonic: Did you find a chaos emerald?!
Shadow: No...
Rouge: I wonder where the last chaos emerald could be?
*Everyone puts their thinking caps on*
Everyone: *puts on caps with a brain on top*
*That's not what I meant -.-;*
Sonic: Shadow..it's kinda hard to think with you breathing down my neck!
Shadow: oo Dude...that's not me!
Sonic: *turns around slowly and sees Big smiling at him* o0 AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Big: *drools* Duuuuhhhh..
Amy: Like, what are you doing here?
Big: Duuuhh...something! I like Froggy!! We are bestest fwiends!!
Shadow: Wait a sec!! Big ate my chaos emerald when we went camping!!
Big: Cookies!!
Sonic: Give us back the chaos emerald, and I'll give you a cookie!
Big: Ok..lahoma!! Duuhhh..*throws up on Sonic and he also threw up the chaos
emerald..gross*
Sonic: I feel so..contaminated...o_o
Everyone else: Eeeeeewwwwww.
Sonic: Sonic Wind!!!!!
Big: WHEE!!! *gets blown very very very....very far away*
Sonic: Must..take..a..shower!
*10 minutes filled with cleanliness later*
Sonic: I feel better! ^_^
Amy: ^_~ I coulda made you feel better.
Sonic: ...no.
Rouge: Time to find Omochao's base!
Eggman: Leave that to me! *magically pulls out his laptop and searches for
Omochao's base* Ah ha!! Wait...that's my base.
Knuckles: -.-;; This will take a while..
*A while later*
Eggman: Found it! The base is located in the sewers!
Amy: Totally gross!!
Sonic: Let's juice and jam!!! Its up over and--
Knuckles: Thunder Arrow!!!!!!!
Sonic: o0!!!! AAAAAHHH!!!!
Knuckles: -.- I told you not to say that again..
*Cut to: Omochao's Secret Base*
Rouge: I never thought that the Omochaos had such a...high tech base.
Eggman: This must be the machine they use to send subliminal messages with..
Sonic: Don't even think about taking it, Eggman!
Omochao Guard #1: *on the phone* Umm sir, Sonic is in the base!!
Big Boss Omochao: Kill them!! Kill them now!!
Omochao Guard #2: Prepare to die!! Butter smells good, don't eat cheese!
Rouge: Black Wave!!!
Omochao Guard #2: ;-; I didn't even get to do anything! *explodes*
Omochao Guards: *attack Sonic and co.*
Amy: Piko Piko Hammer Attacku!!!
Omochao Guard: WAAA!! I'm never helping you again! *explodes*
Tails: *does his tail dance...thing and kills Omochao*
Eggman: I won't let you get away with this!! *shoots Omochao..to death!*
Knuckles: *punches Omochao* I break 'em down whether they solid or frial!
Sonic: Well, I don't show off, don't criticize!!
Shadow: That's a lie and you know it!
Sonic: ...shut up!
*All the guards have been defeated!!*
Omochao Guard #1: oo Sir, all the guards have been defeated!!
Big Boss Omochao: No!! This can't be happening!
Omochao Guard #1: Sir, what should....stay away from me!! AAAAHHHH!! *explodes*
Sonic: *picks up the phone* Hey, Big Boss Omochao! I just got one thing to tell
you!
Big Boss Omochao: ...what?
Sonic: All your base are belong to us!!
Big Boss Omochao: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
*Sonic uses the seven chaos emeralds to destroy the machine controlling all the
Omochaos,then he destroys the base..yay!*
*In Station Square*
Omochao: Wanna know why the chicken crossed the road?
Some guy: Yesh!! Its been my life long quest to know why that blasted chicken
crossed the road!!
Omochao: He corssed the road because...*explodes*
Some guy: NOOOOOOO!!! NOW I'LL NEVER KNOW!!! *jumps off a building..oo*
*All the Omochaos explode..hurray!*
Big Boss Omochao: No..all my hard work...
Sonic: Just give up, because you already lost!
Big Boss Omochao: That's what you think!! I'll destroy you all with the Master
Emerald!! *flies away*
Rouge/Knuckles: My Master Emerald!!?! Your emerald?! What are you--
Everyone else: SHUT UP!!!!!!!
Sonic: We gotta stop him!!!
*Cut to: Angel Island*
Big Boss Omochao: MWAHAHAHA! Victory is mine!!
Knuckles: Over my dead body!! *trips and falls on his face*
Rouge: *falls over Knuckles* Knuckles, you idiot!! Why are you lying on the
ground?!
Everyone else except Amy: *falls over Knuckles and Rouge*
Amy: *pant pant* You guys run too fast!!
Big Boss Omochao: This emerald belongs to me now!!
Amy: Have no fear, Amy Rose is here!!! *jumps on top of the Master Emerald*
Big Boss Omochao: :) *eats Amy and the Master Emerald in one bite*
Everyone else: *gasp*
Tails: *lowers his head* Amy Rose was a..........pink hedgehog.
Sonic: I couldn't have said it better myself.
*long pause*
Shadow: What the hell?!
Eggman: o0 That's not good!
Sonic: What?
Shadow: *points to Big Boss Omochao*
Sonic: o0 Whoa!!!
*When Big Boss Omochao ate Amy and the Master Emerald, somehow he and Amy merged
into one huge, evil...Amychao!!!! Its pink, with Amy's dress, Omochao's face and
body and Amy's hair..quills..Dun dun dun dramatic reverb*
Rouge: Its so huge...and pink. *backs away slowly*
Knuckles: The Master Emerald is responsible for that. Its power was too great
for Big Boss Omochao to handle and..
Shadow: Run away!!!!!
Big Boss Amychao: Oh Sonikku!! You look so cute when you're all small like that!
Prepare to die!! Group hug!!
Sonic: o0!! *runs for his bloody life!!!*
Big Boss Amychao: Must kill them all!! No, give them a hug! Buttered toast!!!
*pause* Let's go to Station Square*
*Cut to: Station Square*
Sonic: How the hell are we suppose to beat that?!
Tails: If we all work together then maybe...
Eggman: Tell us the plan already, fox-boy!!
Tails: Alright, human-man!
Eggman: Human-man??
Tails: -.- If you're going to call me fox-boy, then I'm going to call you
human-man.
Shadow: Tails...while we're young!
Tails: ^^; Oh yea! Sonic and Shadow will use the chaos emeralds to turn super!!
The rest of us will weaken Big Boss Amychao and then Shadow and Sonic will go in
for the kill and get the Master Emerald out of its body! That should destroy it.
Sonic: Let's do it to it!
Shadow: Whaaatever!
*Sonic and Shadow use the seven chaos emeralds and turn super!! yay!*
*Insert "Open Your Heart" here*
B.I.G. B.O.S.S. A.M.Y.C.H.A.O.
The Perfect Chaos...really!
Knuckles: Big Boss Amychao is Amy and Omochao merged as one!
Rouge: Thank you, Captain Obvious!!
Big Boss Amychao: Time to send Sonikku my love!! Super duper love love kiss!!
*throws a kiss at Sonic*
Sonic: o0 AAAHHH!!! *gets hit*
Shadow: I'll go get rings, you keep fighting!
Knuckles: Take this, you creep!! Thunder Arrow!!!
Big Boss Amychao: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
*only..alot more hits to go!*
Big Boss Amychao: I can't believe you did that to me!! Useless information ray!!
Eggman: *gets hit* Whoa..I never knew China was the capitol was Florida. oo;
Tails: What have you done to Sonic?! I'll never forgive you!! *gets in his mech
and fires that special laser thing*
Big Boss Amychao: AAAAAAHHHH!! THE PAIN!!! ;-;
Shadow: I'll show you the true power of..Chaos Spear!!!
Big Boss Amychao: How could you do that to me?! What kind of son are you?! Super
Sonic Cry!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Everyone else: *gets blown away*
Eggman: Now that we're all deaf..
Big Boss Amychao: Group hug!!! *hugs everyone except Shadow and Sonic*
Everyone else: *can't breathe*
Sonic: Sonic Wind!!!!
Big Boss Amychao: OUCH!!! *drops everyone*
Sonic: Shadow, let's finish this!!
Shadow: Yeah!
*Super Sonic and Super Shadow ram into Big Boss Amychao's stomach and pull out
the Master Emerald*
Big Boss Amychao: I can't believe I've been defeated by a bunch of furries!!!
;-; Sonikku, how could you!! *huge explosion*
Tikal: Finally, peace has been restored! Thank you Sonic for bringing Chaos back
to normal.
Sonic: ....Chaos wasn't in this story.
Tikal: ....I was just kidding. *disappears*
Shadow: Well..that was random!
Rouge: I'm glad this is over!
Knuckles: And I got the Master Emerald back! ^_^
Tails: Alls well that ends well! Right, Sonic?
Sonic: What are you talking about?! Station Square is destroyed!!!! You're all
crazy!!! *runs away and jumps off a building*
Tails: *looks around* Sonic?
So ends the craziest adventure they ever had..in this fic ^^; But...is Omochao
really gone? Is Amy really gone? Are we all really gone? What the moo?! oo; Find
out next time...maybe. Ja mata ne!! ^_^
me the idea for this chapter of doom!!! Also, I want to thank Josh B for
tellling me the name of Knuckles' attack! Wheee!! Before I start the fic,
Omochao is going to explain how to write a fanfic...this should be interesting.
-.-;;
~*Helpful Hints from Omochao*~
*Insert "Tutorial" music here*
Omochao: Hi! I'm Omochao and I'm here to help you write a fanfic!
First, you should all know the history of fanfics. Fanfics originated in the
early 1800s
by the Germans who settled in America to break away from the Japanese rules.
One German by the name of Thomas Edison decided to write a story about the
adventures of Tom Sawyer, thus writing the first fanfic ever!!!
Did you know that fanfics are written by fans who write fiction? That's why they
are
called fanfics and not unfanfiction! *snort* HAHAHAHA!! I made a funny!
When you write a fanfic make sure to use words. Without words you would have
no story! Make sure your story has a plot. A plot is a cow that smells good and
this magical cow tells you what your story is all about! Next, make sure your
story has characters in it. Without characters you would have no plot. Your characters
have to get in some kind of trouble or else your story will be boring. Also,
make sure
to watch out for typos. Typos are misspelled words. Woo, that was
alot of information! Let me give you an example of a fanfic that I wrote:
-Sonic's Adventure in Wonderland-
Once upon a time, Sonic went to the store. He got milk, but he needed sugar.
Sonic died.Shadow said hi!!! Tails fought robots, amy sad cuz sonic dIEd and
shaodawa said hi and tals fought bots thats why awermy sad. neXT time they won't
go to wonderfuland and be sad. end.
Hoped you liked my story! Noticed how I used all the information I gave you.
Hoped you learned
from it! That's all for now! Bai bai!!! *flies away*
...huh!?!?!? Ummm...on with the fic!!!!
Adventures with Omochao
~When Omochaos Attack~
I'm Shadow the Hedgehog.
The one and only ultimate life form.
I can't believe Amy made us go to
school! It was insane!! The teachers
were a bunch of lazy bums and Tails
was being stalked by a hyper fangirl!
Tails and I got way too many detentions
which we didn't deserve! Oh well, at least
we don't have to go back....
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*Shadow/Tails bedroom*
Shadow: *on the internet* Fanfiction.net, eh? So many fics about with me being
dead! I'm still alive!!! Grrr...Video Game World?! This is no game!! What are
they talking about?! Sonic sue fest?? Whatever! Why is everything named after
Sonic?! What about me!!!! Adventures with Omochao?? That's the lamest thing I've
ever heard! Who would actually waste their time writing about Omochao?!
Omochao: I would!!!
Shadow: *ignoring Omochao* Sonic and Amy lemon? What the hell is a lemon?!
Omochao: That's just a story about Sonic and Amy eatting a lemon.
Shadow: Oh. Why would someone waste their time writing about that?
Omochao: It's filled with action, adventure, drama and lemon eatting!! Everybody
knows that!
Shadow: Err..of course! I was just seeing if you knew! -.- *clicks on the story
that is filled with lemon...ness*
*10 minutes later*
Shadow: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!
Sonic: *runs into Shadow's room* What's wrong?!
Shadow: *looks at Sonic and screams*
Sonic: Za??
Omochao: ^_^ Lemons are fun to eat!
Sonic: Shadow, you weren't reading a Sonamy lemon, were you?
Shadow: Yesh...
Sonic: What have I told you about reading those things?!
Shadow: Absolutely nothing!
Sonic: And let's keep it that way.
Shadow: *to Omochao* I'll teach you for tricking me into reading that...evil!!
*picks up Omochao*
Omochao: I like being held!
*Long pause*
Omochao: If you put me down, I'll tell you how many Omochaos there are.
Sonic: o0 There's more than one Omochao?!
Omochao: Yup! There is an army of Omochaos, and we are planning to take over
the--
Shadow: You're wasting my life! *throws Omochao out the window*
Omochao: You'll be sorry!!!! *ping*
Sonic: I don't think you should have done that...
Shadow: Oh come on! What can a bunch of Omochaos do?! Nothing!!! *realizes he's
looking at Sonic then he screams*
Sonic: Let it go already!!!!
*Cut to: Secret Omochao Base located in the sewers..guess its not a secret
anymore*
Omochao: *in therapy* ;-; And then they threw me out of a window!
Omochao Therapist: There, there, everything will be okay. *goes back to playing
tic tac toe*
Big Boss Omochao: Oh, don't worry lil Omochao. We will get our revenge!
Omochao #6: Hey boss, can you do something about #7? Everyone is afraid of him.
Big Boss Omochao: Why?
Omochao #6: Because seven EIGHT nine! HAHAHAHA!!
Big Boss Omochao: That was a terrible pun! To the dungeon with you!
Omochao #6: ;-; Nooooo!!! I hate my life..
Big Boss Omochao: We've been keeping a low profile for too long! It is time to
take action! For years we have been pushed around, ignored, blown up and thrown
out of windows!! And why?! Because nobody wants to listen our good advice! All
we want to do is help people, but noooo! They don't care!! Now everyone must
suffer the consequences for treating us bad!! Are you with me??
Omochao Army: YESH!!!!!!!!!
Big Boss Omochao: Then let's kick some ass!!!!!
*All is quiet and peaceful...for now. Think of the opening for "Sonic Adventure
1".The unsuspecting citizens are going on with their everyday life, then
suddenly hundreds of Omochaos come out of the sewers! Hundreds of Omochaos come
crashing out of buildings*
*Who will save us from this evil army of Omochaos?! What's that? Its Sonic! He's
come to save us*
Sonic: Gotta follow my rainbow!!!
Can't hold on much longer
But I will never let go!
Tails: *stares blankly at the camera*
I know it's a one way track
Tell me now how long this'll last!
Amy: *looks up at the sky and gasps* So it is true...the sky is blue!
I'm not gonna think this way
Nor will I can't on others!
Knuckles: I break 'em down, whether they solid or frail!
Rouge: What the hell?!
Shadow: -.- I'm surrounded by idiots...
Close my eyes and feel it burn
Now I see what I've gotta do!
Eggman: Am I suppose to be doing something?
Open your heart, it's gonna be alright!
*Camera does a close-up on a confused Sonic*
Sonic: Where's this music coming from?
News Reporter Dude: Station Square is under attack!! Evacuate the city,
quickly!!!
Omochao: *flies infront of the camera* To evacuate the city do the happy fun fun
dance upside right left!
News Reporter Dude: o0!!! *runs away screaming*
*Meanwhile on the streets*
Little Girl: *surround by Omochaos* ;-; Mommy!!!
Omochao: Let me tell you a story! One day I went to the store and I was all
like, "Hey, its a store!" which reminds me of a very long story about toe
nails..
Omochao: Press jump to A please!
Omochao: Did you know that one plus one equals one on a bun?
Little Girl: *screams in terror*
Sonic: Why don't you guys pick on someone with your own IQ? Like Knuckles!
Knuckles: Shut up, Sonic!
Omochaos: *turn away from the little girl and face Sonic* I'm Omochao and I'm
here to destroy you!!
Sonic: Sonic Wind!!!!!!!!
Omochaos: *explode*
Little Girl: *gives Sonic a hug then runs away*
Audience: Aaaaaaaaaaawwwww!
Omochao: Get it?! Awww-dience! HAHAHAHA!!!
Shadow: Chaos Spear!!!!
*Omochao explodes and the audience runs away*
Sonic: ¬¬ A bunch of Omochaos can't do anything?
Shadow: -.-;; Shut up!
Tails: What are we going to do?
Amy: Hide under our beds!!
Knuckles: How about we don't do that!
Sonic: Something tells me this is all Eggman's fault..
Rouge: I don't think so, look up there!
*Eggman is in his Egg Carrier, ya know from SA1...yea*
Eggman: Destroying the world is my job! I won't let you get away with this!!
Large Group of Omochao: We like vasoline on toast!!
Eggman: What the hell?! Steady, ready, careful, fire!!!
*The large group of Omochaos fly into the cannon, which causes the whole Egg
Carrier to explode..yup*
Eggman: *falls on top of Knuckles* Thanks for breaking my fall..
Knuckles: *-* Thanks for breaking my back!
Sonic: Eggman, take these Omochaos you created back to your base, right now!!
Eggman: Do you really think I would unleash an army of Omochaos?!
Sonic: Yeah..that idea is a little to smart for you.
Big Boss Omochao: Well, if it isn't Sonic and his little friends!
Sonic: Who are you?!
Knuckles: Drrrr, its the big boss Omochao! And you said I was stupid.
Big Boss Omochao: That red dog is right! I am Big Boss Omochao!!
Knuckles: I'm an echidna!!!!
Big Boss Omochao: Like I really care!
Tails: We won't let you get away with this!
Big Boss Omochao: I believe we already have, fox-boy! We've been controlling the
world for a long time. Through rock music, we have sent subliminal messages
telling the youth to buy things they wouldn't normally want to buy, like
Brittney Spears dolls! Through tv, we have turned people into mindless couch
potatoes!
Rouge: You evil bastard!!!
Sonic: Hope you're taking notes, Eggman.
Eggman: *with a pen and notepad* Yosh!!
Big Boss Omochao: And now we will destroy the world!!
Sonic: Not if I can help it!! *runs towards Big Boss Omochao*
Big Boss Omochao: *grabs Sonic and body slams him into the ground*
Rouge: Ooo, that's gotta hurt!
Sonic: *-*
Big Boss Omochao: Like you can actually defeat me!! The only way to beat me
would be to find my hidden base and use the seven chaos emeralds to destroy my
machine that controls my army of Omochaos. *pause* I didn't just say that.
Rouge:Yeah you did, we all heard you! ;p
Big Boss Omochao: Well..take this!!! *throws a group of Omochaos at Sonic and
co. then flies away*
Group of Omochaos: *singing* Welcome to our world! Welcome to our world! Welcome
to our world of toys!!
Sonic: The madness!! *twitch* THE MAAAAAAADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadow: *smacks Sonic*
Sonic: Thanks, I needed that.
Shadow: No prob. *about to smack Sonic again*
Sonic: o0 I'm okay now!!
Knuckles: Thunder Arrow!!!
Group of Omochaos: *Explode*
Rouge: We have to stop these Omochaos from destroying the world!
Tails: In order to do that, we need to find the seven chaos emeralds!
Amy: What gives you that idea?
Tails: Were you even listening to what Big Boss Omochao was saying?!
Amy: Big-who-what?
Everyone else: *glares at Amy*
Amy: ^_^; What?
Tails: Anyways, Sonic and I will see if there are any emeralds in Icecap. Rouge
and Knuckles will check in Red Mountain. Eggman and Amy will check in Twinkle
Park. We'll all meet back in what's left of Station Square when we find the
emeralds!
Shadow: And I'll do absolutely nothing!!
Tails: ^^; Oops! Why don't you check in Speed Highway.
Shadow: Whatever. -.-
Eggman: Who died and made you in charge?!
Tails: JUST GO ALREADY!!!!!!
*Cut to: Red Mountain*
Rouge: It's a good thing this place isn't huge, or else we'd have a hard time
finding the emerald.
Knuckles: That's what I was thinking.
Rouge: I was being sarcastic, knucklehead!!!
Knuckles: -.-; I knew that...kinda..sorta..not really.
Rouge: *rolls eyes* Anyways, you go that way and I'll go this way!
Knuckles: Okay! *follows Rouge*
Rouge: I said that way, you idiot!!
Knuckles: Well excuuuuuuse me, princess! *goes the other way*
Knuckles: *puts on his sunglasses* Oh, there it is!! *picks up the chaos emerald
and gets an A rank* Yes! That was too easy!!! *pose*
*Meanwhile where Rouge is*
Rouge: *flying around, looking for the emerald..drrrrr*
*Beep Beep BeepBeep BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP silence*
Rouge: Grrrrrr!!!
*15 minutes of flying around later*
Rouge: *lands infront of the emerald and her detector is silent* Damn detector!!
*picks up the emerald and gets an "E" rank* I'm ashamed to call myself a
treasure hunter! *flies away crying*
*Cut to: Twinkle Park*
Amy: ;-; Its been so long!
Omochao: Destroy all intruders!! Group hug!!!
Eggman: Sacrifice!! *throws Amy at Omochao and runs away*
Omochao: I never knew how much you cared! Let's make love!!
Amy: o0 AAAAAHHHH!! *bashes Omochao on the head and runs around the pool*
Help!!!
Omochao: *chases Amy* You know you want me!!
Tikal: *as a pink ball of light* Amy, you moron! Hit all the switches and then
the door will open!
Amy: ^_^ Thanks Omochao!!
Tikal: -.-;; I give up on you.
*Amy hits all the switches then goes inside the door*
Amy: Oooo mirrors!
Omochao: *behind Amy*
Amy: OH MY GAWD!!! My hair is a mess!!! *brushes hair..quills..whatever* And
Omochao is behind me...*long pause* Omochao!!!! *runs away*
Omochao: Kiss me!!!
Amy: *almost falls in a hole* Whoa! That was close! *finally makes it outside*
Omochao: I'll show you why this place is called "Pleasure Castle"!
Amy: o0!!!!! Pervert!! *hits Omochao on the head with her Piko Piko Hammer* What
should I do now!?
Coconuts: Why don't you jump over the fence using your hammer, dumbass! *throws
a bomb at Amy*
Amy: OW!!! Totally rude!! *jumps over the fence and runs away from Omochao*
*Finally makes it to the end of the level*
Amy: Oooo its the emerald that is full of chaos! *picks it up and gets a "D"
rank* Have no fear, Amy is here!!! *pose*
*The balloon she was suppose to grab flies away*
Amy: Shit!!!!!
Omochao: ^___^
*Cut to: Twinkle Circuit*
Eggman: I've never been on this ride before!
Omochao: ^_^ Neither have I!
Eggman: o0!! What are you doing here?!
Omochao: I'm here to kill you, silly! ^^
3 2 1 Go!!!!!
Omochao: *tries to push Eggman off of the course and fails miserably*
Eggman: Ha ha! You suck!! *crashes into a wall*
Omochao: Who sucks now, Eggbelly!! *on the first jump he falls forever and
ever....now he has to start over again ^^;*
Eggman: *does the three jumps perfectly* Yosh!! Yosh!! Yooooooosh!!!
Omochao: *passes Eggman* ;p
*2 laps later*
Eggman: I can't believe I lost..
Omochao: YAY!! I WIN!! ;-; I've never won anything in my life! *sniffle*
*Chaos emerald falls next to Omochao*
Omochao: ^_^ Wait till the other Omochaos see this!!
Eggman: *pulls out a gun and shoots Omochao*
Omochao: ;-; I just wanted to be happy! *explodes*
Eggman: *grabs the chaos emerald and gets an "C" rank* "C" is for cheating!!
*Cut to: Speed Highway*
Shadow: *falls off the first loop thing* Maria!!
*Let's try again*
Shadow: *falls off the first loop thing* Maria!!
*Let's try this again!*
Shadow: *doesn't fall off the first loop thing* Yesh!! This music is phat!! Word
up!! Woah...out of character oo;
*Blah blah blah stuph happens, let's go to the part of the level.."Goin down?!"*
Shadow: This is soo sweet!!!!! ^_^ I can run down the side of a building!
*pause* Glass?!!?
*falls through the glass and he starts bleeding*
Shadow: Shit..need.....medic!
*Next part of this level..."At dawn"*
Shadow: *in the streets* Help....*gets hit by a car* Damn it!! Are you guys
blind!?!? You're suppose to stop for all anim--*gets hit by another car* *crawls
to the sidewalk* Are you guys happy!? *car drives on sidewalk and hits Shadow*
Omochao: ^_^ Driving is fun!!!! *inside a car, chasing Shadow*
Shadow: o0!!! *tries to run away but gets hit by Omochao* That's...it...*goes
inside the car, then he pounds Omochao's head on the sidewalk, then he drives
away*
*Shadow reaches the end of the level...and Big falls on him*
Big: ^o^ Froggy!! *hugs Shadow*
Shadow: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
*Cut to: Icecap: Snowboarding*
Tails: I can see the chaos emerald from here!
Sonic: I'll race ya to it!
Tails: You're on!! Ready, set...*notices Sonic already left*
Sonic: See ya later, Tails!!!
Tails: Cheater!!!
*And the snowboarding race begins. An Omochao rolls down the mountain and you
know..it rolls into a huge snowball and its headed for Sonic and Tails*
Tails: o0 Not kewl!!!
Sonic: Come on, Tails!
Tails: Here I come, Sonic! *still in second place*
Sonic: You made it!
Tails: -.-;; No I didn't!! *gets hit by the Omochao snowball and goes flying
into a wall*
Sonic: Alright Tails!! *goes in the cave*
Tails: Arrg!! *grabs his snowboard and catches up to Sonic*
*Time for some stunts*
Sonic: WAHOO!! *does a flip*
Tails: YAY!!! *does a triple flip thingy*
Sonic: You made it!
Tails: Drr!!!
*Sonic and Tails are neck and neck*
Sonic: Hey hey hey!
Tails: Gay gay gay!
Sonic: Totally rude, Tails! oo; I didn't just say that!
*Near the end*
Tails: *does a stunt which leads him to the higher part of the level, then he
does his final jump and lands on the chaos emerald* ^o^ YAY!!!!
Sonic: I let you win...
Tails: ¬¬ Suure ya did.
Sonic: *whining* I wanna find a chaos emerald!
Tails: -.-;; Fine! Let's go to Casinopolis!
*Cut to: Casinopolis*
*The huge Sonic statue has been replaced with a huge Omochao statue*
Sonic: Dude, that's not kewl!
Tails: Sonic, look at this!!
Sonic: *gasp*
*Sonic pinball has been replaced with Omochao pinball...the madness!!!*
Sonic: THE MAAADNESS!!!!!! *pause* I'm gonna go play it!
*Inside Omochao pinball, it looks exactly like the Nights pinball game..except
it has pictures of Omochao all over it*
*Sonic gets an Omochao, Amy, and a ring card*
Omochao: Ooo a full house!! *attacks Sonic with spikes*
Sonic: Ow!!!! You bastard!!!
*Sonic gets an Eggman, Shadow and Rouge card*
Omochao: You can enter the next part of the stage now! The special dark stage!
*Sonic makes his way into the next part, and gets attacked with spikes then he
is thrown out of the game*
Sonic: That sucked!!! *kicks the pinball machine*
Omochao: You got zero rings! HURRAY!!! Here's your prize! *gives them the chaos
emerald*
Tails: That was....weird..
*You got a "B" rank! "B" is for bogus...za?*
Omochao: Just kidding!! *grabs the chaos emerald and makes a run for it*
Sonic: Get him!!!!
Omochao: *jumps in a plane and takes off*
Tails: *magically pulls out his Tornado* Don't ask how....anymoo, let's go,
Sonic!
*Sky Chase*
Omochao: Did you know that fire ants are allergic to fire! That's why they are
called fired ants instead of ice ants!! Computers are where your heart is! Class
rings are what you get in high school cuz when I was in high school my best
friend said "How old are you now" HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Sonic: That makes no sense at all!!!!!
Tails: I'm dumbening...
Sonic: Just ignore him and fire!!!
Tails: *ignoring Omochao and starts firing*
Omochao: ;-; Hey!! Stop that you big bully!! I'm never helping you again!!
Sonic: *jumps on to Omochao's plane*
Omochao: To get the chaos emerald, jump into lava!!
Sonic: Shut up! *throws Omochao out of the plane and grabs the chaos emerald*
Alright!!
Tails: Let's go meet the others, Sonic!
*Cut to: What's left of Station Square...not much*
Knuckles: Do you know how long we've been waiting?!
Sonic: Do I care?
Rouge: Anyways, did you find any emeralds?
Sonic: Of course we did!!
Amy: Don't forget about me!!
Tails: I wish we could...
Eggman: So we all found one?
Amy: *starts counting with her fingers* That means we've found six!
Knuckles: Good girl! You want a cookie?
Amy: ^^ Yea!!
Knuckles: -.-;;
*Shadow comes crawling to where everyone is...yup*
Eggman: What the hell happened to you?!
Shadow: Omochao...cars....Big!!! *passes out*
Everyone else: ......
Shadow: *wakes up* I'm..okay!
Sonic: Did you find a chaos emerald?!
Shadow: No...
Rouge: I wonder where the last chaos emerald could be?
*Everyone puts their thinking caps on*
Everyone: *puts on caps with a brain on top*
*That's not what I meant -.-;*
Sonic: Shadow..it's kinda hard to think with you breathing down my neck!
Shadow: oo Dude...that's not me!
Sonic: *turns around slowly and sees Big smiling at him* o0 AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Big: *drools* Duuuuhhhh..
Amy: Like, what are you doing here?
Big: Duuuhh...something! I like Froggy!! We are bestest fwiends!!
Shadow: Wait a sec!! Big ate my chaos emerald when we went camping!!
Big: Cookies!!
Sonic: Give us back the chaos emerald, and I'll give you a cookie!
Big: Ok..lahoma!! Duuhhh..*throws up on Sonic and he also threw up the chaos
emerald..gross*
Sonic: I feel so..contaminated...o_o
Everyone else: Eeeeeewwwwww.
Sonic: Sonic Wind!!!!!
Big: WHEE!!! *gets blown very very very....very far away*
Sonic: Must..take..a..shower!
*10 minutes filled with cleanliness later*
Sonic: I feel better! ^_^
Amy: ^_~ I coulda made you feel better.
Sonic: ...no.
Rouge: Time to find Omochao's base!
Eggman: Leave that to me! *magically pulls out his laptop and searches for
Omochao's base* Ah ha!! Wait...that's my base.
Knuckles: -.-;; This will take a while..
*A while later*
Eggman: Found it! The base is located in the sewers!
Amy: Totally gross!!
Sonic: Let's juice and jam!!! Its up over and--
Knuckles: Thunder Arrow!!!!!!!
Sonic: o0!!!! AAAAAHHH!!!!
Knuckles: -.- I told you not to say that again..
*Cut to: Omochao's Secret Base*
Rouge: I never thought that the Omochaos had such a...high tech base.
Eggman: This must be the machine they use to send subliminal messages with..
Sonic: Don't even think about taking it, Eggman!
Omochao Guard #1: *on the phone* Umm sir, Sonic is in the base!!
Big Boss Omochao: Kill them!! Kill them now!!
Omochao Guard #2: Prepare to die!! Butter smells good, don't eat cheese!
Rouge: Black Wave!!!
Omochao Guard #2: ;-; I didn't even get to do anything! *explodes*
Omochao Guards: *attack Sonic and co.*
Amy: Piko Piko Hammer Attacku!!!
Omochao Guard: WAAA!! I'm never helping you again! *explodes*
Tails: *does his tail dance...thing and kills Omochao*
Eggman: I won't let you get away with this!! *shoots Omochao..to death!*
Knuckles: *punches Omochao* I break 'em down whether they solid or frial!
Sonic: Well, I don't show off, don't criticize!!
Shadow: That's a lie and you know it!
Sonic: ...shut up!
*All the guards have been defeated!!*
Omochao Guard #1: oo Sir, all the guards have been defeated!!
Big Boss Omochao: No!! This can't be happening!
Omochao Guard #1: Sir, what should....stay away from me!! AAAAHHHH!! *explodes*
Sonic: *picks up the phone* Hey, Big Boss Omochao! I just got one thing to tell
you!
Big Boss Omochao: ...what?
Sonic: All your base are belong to us!!
Big Boss Omochao: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
*Sonic uses the seven chaos emeralds to destroy the machine controlling all the
Omochaos,then he destroys the base..yay!*
*In Station Square*
Omochao: Wanna know why the chicken crossed the road?
Some guy: Yesh!! Its been my life long quest to know why that blasted chicken
crossed the road!!
Omochao: He corssed the road because...*explodes*
Some guy: NOOOOOOO!!! NOW I'LL NEVER KNOW!!! *jumps off a building..oo*
*All the Omochaos explode..hurray!*
Big Boss Omochao: No..all my hard work...
Sonic: Just give up, because you already lost!
Big Boss Omochao: That's what you think!! I'll destroy you all with the Master
Emerald!! *flies away*
Rouge/Knuckles: My Master Emerald!!?! Your emerald?! What are you--
Everyone else: SHUT UP!!!!!!!
Sonic: We gotta stop him!!!
*Cut to: Angel Island*
Big Boss Omochao: MWAHAHAHA! Victory is mine!!
Knuckles: Over my dead body!! *trips and falls on his face*
Rouge: *falls over Knuckles* Knuckles, you idiot!! Why are you lying on the
ground?!
Everyone else except Amy: *falls over Knuckles and Rouge*
Amy: *pant pant* You guys run too fast!!
Big Boss Omochao: This emerald belongs to me now!!
Amy: Have no fear, Amy Rose is here!!! *jumps on top of the Master Emerald*
Big Boss Omochao: :) *eats Amy and the Master Emerald in one bite*
Everyone else: *gasp*
Tails: *lowers his head* Amy Rose was a..........pink hedgehog.
Sonic: I couldn't have said it better myself.
*long pause*
Shadow: What the hell?!
Eggman: o0 That's not good!
Sonic: What?
Shadow: *points to Big Boss Omochao*
Sonic: o0 Whoa!!!
*When Big Boss Omochao ate Amy and the Master Emerald, somehow he and Amy merged
into one huge, evil...Amychao!!!! Its pink, with Amy's dress, Omochao's face and
body and Amy's hair..quills..Dun dun dun dramatic reverb*
Rouge: Its so huge...and pink. *backs away slowly*
Knuckles: The Master Emerald is responsible for that. Its power was too great
for Big Boss Omochao to handle and..
Shadow: Run away!!!!!
Big Boss Amychao: Oh Sonikku!! You look so cute when you're all small like that!
Prepare to die!! Group hug!!
Sonic: o0!! *runs for his bloody life!!!*
Big Boss Amychao: Must kill them all!! No, give them a hug! Buttered toast!!!
*pause* Let's go to Station Square*
*Cut to: Station Square*
Sonic: How the hell are we suppose to beat that?!
Tails: If we all work together then maybe...
Eggman: Tell us the plan already, fox-boy!!
Tails: Alright, human-man!
Eggman: Human-man??
Tails: -.- If you're going to call me fox-boy, then I'm going to call you
human-man.
Shadow: Tails...while we're young!
Tails: ^^; Oh yea! Sonic and Shadow will use the chaos emeralds to turn super!!
The rest of us will weaken Big Boss Amychao and then Shadow and Sonic will go in
for the kill and get the Master Emerald out of its body! That should destroy it.
Sonic: Let's do it to it!
Shadow: Whaaatever!
*Sonic and Shadow use the seven chaos emeralds and turn super!! yay!*
*Insert "Open Your Heart" here*
B.I.G. B.O.S.S. A.M.Y.C.H.A.O.
The Perfect Chaos...really!
Knuckles: Big Boss Amychao is Amy and Omochao merged as one!
Rouge: Thank you, Captain Obvious!!
Big Boss Amychao: Time to send Sonikku my love!! Super duper love love kiss!!
*throws a kiss at Sonic*
Sonic: o0 AAAHHH!!! *gets hit*
Shadow: I'll go get rings, you keep fighting!
Knuckles: Take this, you creep!! Thunder Arrow!!!
Big Boss Amychao: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
*only..alot more hits to go!*
Big Boss Amychao: I can't believe you did that to me!! Useless information ray!!
Eggman: *gets hit* Whoa..I never knew China was the capitol was Florida. oo;
Tails: What have you done to Sonic?! I'll never forgive you!! *gets in his mech
and fires that special laser thing*
Big Boss Amychao: AAAAAAHHHH!! THE PAIN!!! ;-;
Shadow: I'll show you the true power of..Chaos Spear!!!
Big Boss Amychao: How could you do that to me?! What kind of son are you?! Super
Sonic Cry!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Everyone else: *gets blown away*
Eggman: Now that we're all deaf..
Big Boss Amychao: Group hug!!! *hugs everyone except Shadow and Sonic*
Everyone else: *can't breathe*
Sonic: Sonic Wind!!!!
Big Boss Amychao: OUCH!!! *drops everyone*
Sonic: Shadow, let's finish this!!
Shadow: Yeah!
*Super Sonic and Super Shadow ram into Big Boss Amychao's stomach and pull out
the Master Emerald*
Big Boss Amychao: I can't believe I've been defeated by a bunch of furries!!!
;-; Sonikku, how could you!! *huge explosion*
Tikal: Finally, peace has been restored! Thank you Sonic for bringing Chaos back
to normal.
Sonic: ....Chaos wasn't in this story.
Tikal: ....I was just kidding. *disappears*
Shadow: Well..that was random!
Rouge: I'm glad this is over!
Knuckles: And I got the Master Emerald back! ^_^
Tails: Alls well that ends well! Right, Sonic?
Sonic: What are you talking about?! Station Square is destroyed!!!! You're all
crazy!!! *runs away and jumps off a building*
Tails: *looks around* Sonic?
So ends the craziest adventure they ever had..in this fic ^^; But...is Omochao
really gone? Is Amy really gone? Are we all really gone? What the moo?! oo; Find
out next time...maybe. Ja mata ne!! ^_^