Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Adventures with Omochao ❯ Omochao Forever ( Chapter 13 )

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Author's Mindless Babbling: Hey hey moo!! If ya liked the last chapter for the ending, wait till you read the reeeaaaallll ending..like thiiiiiiis. I've got it all up here *points to foot* ^^; But I won't be writing it any time soon, cuz ya kno..I'd haveta end it and stuph. I wanna thank Niles Chiku for making up a new insult for Omochao! Its "Homo cow!!!" ^_^ Good times! Coll, you will find out what's in Sonic's diary..err I mean journal in 2 more chapters..or 3..no its 2..3..2 1 blast off!! Huh?! Remember patience makes perfect..or something ^^;;; I wanna thank Specter for giving me the idea for this chapter!! *looks at chapter title* -.-; I tried.. Anymoo, on with the fic!! Adventures with Omochao ~Omochao Forever~ Hi, I'm Sonic! Sonic the Hedgehog! The fastest hedgehog in the world! Last time, an army of Omochaos tried to take over the world! I wasn't going to let them get away with that! This planet is as kewl and blue as me! So, of course I stopped them..yup it was all about me..Tails and everyone else helped but I did most of the work! Oh yea, Big Boss Omochao ate Amy and they merged into one evil pink Omochao of doom! I destroyed it, and now Omochao and Amy are gone for good! I'm so happy!! Wheee!! *************************************************** *It has been a week since the horrible event that took place in Station Square. No, I'm not talking about a N*Sync concert! An army of Omochaos had destroyed Station Square, but it has been rebuilt..again. Yeah, you heard me! In one week an entire city was rebuilt. -.-; Only in fanfics..anyways, we lost two important people: Amy and Omochao. I'm sure our heroes are mourning over their deaths..* Sonic: YAY!!! THEY'RE FINALLY GONE!!!! Tails: ;-; Happy days are here again! Rouge: PARTAY AT MY HOUSE!!! Everyone else: XD WOOO!!! *Cut to: Rouge's pad* Eggman: A red house..who saw that one coming? Knuckles: *looks around* Where'd you get all these pictures of me? Rouge: Err..umm...I don't know what you're talking about! Sonic: ¬¬ Dude, your house is covered with pictures of Knuckles! Rouge: ..no its not. Shadow: We all know you love Knuckles! Rouge: *turns bright red* No I don't!! Tails: That's not what your diary says! *holding her diary* Rouge: Grrr!! *takes back her diary, then smacks Tails* Knuckles: *in Rouge's bedroom* o.o Your bed is in the shape of....me.. Sonic: *snickers* She's on top of you all night. Rouge: *throws Knuckles and Sonic into the family room, and breathes fire* Everyone else: o0!! Rouge: You have access to this room and nothing else!!!!!! Shadow: oo Okay..just calm down! Rouge: Note to self: erase their memories of what they saw here. Knuckles: H to the izz-mo, B to the LA! Tails: ..."hmobla" What the hell?! Knuckles: -.- Can't a guy rap without being questioned! Eggman: A guy can rap, but you can't.. Knuckles: You're just jealous of my skillz yo! Tails: Riiiight.. Rouge: Sooo...what do you guys want to do? Knuckles: ^o^ Let's play "Twister"!! Shadow: Everyone knows that's just a game where desperate guys want to go into nasty positions with girls... Knuckles: *turns bright red* Errr...I knew that..I was just kidding..hehe yo! ???: *in closet* I'm scared of the dark!!! ????: *also in the closet* Where's a gun when you need one... Eggman: Umm...your closet is talking. Rouge: o.o Knuckles, go see whose in there! Knuckles: What?! Why do I have to go check?! Rouge: ¬¬ What, are you too scared? Knuckles: ...of course I'm not! Hmph!! *slowly opens the closet door and...* Sissy Omochao: Hi! I'm Sissy Omochao and I'm here to help you!! EVIL Omochao: And I'm EVIL Omochao and I'm here to kill all of you!! Everyone else: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! Sonic: ;-; I knew it was too good to be true!! Rouge: The homo cows are back!! Shadow: Why are you still alive?! You should be dead!! Sissy Omochao: Well..we were apart of the Omochao army, but we ran away because we were scared!! Fighting is scary! *starts crying for no reason* EVIL Omochao: ...that and because I take nobody from orders!! Eggman: Whoa, how about saying that in English!! EVIL Omochao: Shut up you sorry excuse for a villian!! Knuckles: Oooo! Somebody got dissed! Eggman: AARRGGG!!! Sissy Omochao: *to Eggman* Don't fight EVIL Omochao!! He'll yell at you and call you mean names! Eggman: ...*smacks Sissy Omochao* Sissy Omochao: *falls to the ground crying* Tails: Wow..he really is a sissy. EVIL Omochao: *to Eggman* What kind of villian hangs out with his enemies!?!! You're a disgrace to all evil-doers everywhere!!! Eggman: *sniffle* I..I just want someone to talk to besides myself!! EVIL Omochao: Boo hoo, cry me a river!! I need to teach you want it truly means to be evil!! *grabs Eggman by his mustache and they fly through the roof...uh huh* Sonic: Well..that was....well it just was! Rouge: -.-;; Why didn't they use the door? Knuckles: *to Sissy Omochao* Why were you in Rouge's closet, yo? Sissy Omochao: ^_^ We like to appear in places randomly! Please don't hurt me!! Knuckles: ...*pokes Sissy Omochao* Sissy Omochao: AAAAAAAHHHH!! *falls down* ;-; It hurts!! Knuckles: Word yo! Rouge: Stop saying "yo" after everything!!!! Knuckles: I don't say "yo" after everything, yo! Rouge: AAAAAARRRRGGGG!! *Meanwhile in Eggman's poorly "hidden" base* Eggman: I got the master plan! EVIL Omochao: Well, what is it?!?! Eggman: I will create a female robotic hedgehog named "Sleezie" and she will distract Sonic, while I flood a little cardboard town. EVIL Omochao: Wow, you know what? Eggman: What? EVIL Omochao: That is the dumbest idea I've ever heard!!!!! What have you been smoking?! Eggman: It seemed like a good idea at the time... EVIL Omochao: Since you're a dumbass, its up to me to come up with a plan! Eggman: Hey, I have another idea! I could create two robots named "Scratch" and "Grounder" to catch Sonic! EVIL Omochao: Do me a favor and just shut up. Your plans suck through a straw!! Eggman: I don't see you coming up with a plan! EVIL Omochao: Well, if you'd shut up I'll tell you my plan. Eggman: .... EVIL Omochao: *points to Eggman's newly rebuilt Egg Carrier* There is no way Sonic or his little friends will be able to destroy that! And we can use it to destroy Station Square! Eggman: ..I was going to suggest that next. EVIL Omochao: *turns demonic* Sonic and co. will burn in hell!!!! Eggman: o.o *Back to Sonic and co. who are walking around Station Square aimlessly* Sonic: ..then I said "Don't tell me he tricked you again, Knucklehead". Everyone except Knuckles: XD HAHAHAHAHA!!! Knuckles: *grumble mumble..yo* Sissy Omochao: Look in the sky, but be careful because the sun burns! Shadow: No duh!! Stupid homo cow... *Anyways, what is in the sky? Clouds...and the Egg Carrier, nothing important.* Tails: Looks like Eggman is up to no good...again!! Sonic: How are we suppose to get up there...not all of us can fly. Sissy Omochao: Use "Chaos Control", but what if you end up in the wrong place!! WAA DON'T DO IT!! Rouge: Shut up!!! Knuckles: This is sooo like chapter 1 yo... Shadow: Yeah, whatever! *magically pulls out a chaos emerald* Chaos Control!!!!!!!! *Cut to: Inside the Egg Carrier* EVIL Omochao: Well, if it isn't Sonic and his lil buddies! Sissy Omochao: Have mercy on us!!! Eggman: As you already know, my Egg Carrier is indestructable and--- Sonic: Nobody wants to hear your life story!! Eggman: What is this, "Bash on Eggman Day"?! Tails: No, that's on the 16th! Eggman: .... EVIL Omochao: You spend too much time babbling!!! E-100 robots, attack!!! Eggman: That's MY line!! EVIL Omochao: *glares at Eggman* Eggman: Just kidding...hehehe.. Sissy Omochao: To defeat these robots, simply jump on their heads! But watch out for their guns. Getting hit with a gun hurts like hurt! Please don't shoot me!! ;-; Sonic: You're such a wuss.... *So the fur-raising, action pack battle between furries and robots begins!!! Sonic and co. win!! Whee, go descriptions!* Sissy Omochao: *screams like a...sissy* Rouge: What's your probelm?! Sissy Omochao: *points to Eggman and hides* Eggman: *running and about to jump on Sonic* Sonic: o0!!! *moves out of the way* Tails: Nice try, human-man. -.-; Knuckles: We gotta find a way to stop this..Egg Carrier thing, yo! Sissy Omochao: All you have to do is hit the "Self-destruct" button in the control room! *runs away screaming* Rouge: Major issues... Sonic: Let's get 'em!!! *runs to the Control Room* Shadow: Freak!! EVIL Omochao: *to Eggman* Why the hell did you put a self-destruct button in here?!?!?! Eggman: I don't know..o.o EVIL Omochao: AARRGG!! *picks up Eggman and throws him out of the Egg Carrier* Eggman: AAAAAAHHHH!! I HATE THAT OMOCHAO!! *ping* Sonic: Gee, I wonder which one is the self destruct button? *Sonic reads a sign that says "SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON! RIGHT HERE!!"* Sonic: Eggman is such an ass... Sissy Omochao: Pushing the button will make the Egg Carrier explode! *pause* AAAAAHHH!! THAT MEANS WE'LL DIE!!! *flies away* Sonic: ....*pushes self-destruct button* Shadow: Time to disappear! Chaos Control!!!! *So, they get transported to safety, the Egg Carrier explodes and all is well..kinda* Sissy Omochao: *jumps on Tails* I was so worried!!! Tails: -.-;; How about getting off my face. Sissy Omochao: ;-; Stop yelling at me!! EVIL Omochao: Don't think you've won yet! Sissy Omochao: I didn't think we won! Don't hurt me! *falls on the ground and starts crying* Rouge: I'm really starting to miss our "normal" Omochao... Knuckles: I say we get rid of these two homo cows yo!!! Rouge: Knuckles, if you don't stop saying "yo" I swear-- Sissy Omochao: o0 Watch out, Rouge!!!!!! Rouge: Huh?! *EVIL Omochao grabs Rouge and throws her into a nearby building* Sissy Omochao: Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust. We send Rouge the Bat to the Earth's crust. *sniffle* I'll never forget her.. Shadow: ¬¬ She's not dead...yet. Knuckles: *runs to Rouge* Rouge, are you okay?!?! Rouge: @_@ Humoofoo...*shakes her head* I'm okee smokee...AAAHHHH!!!! Oh my gawd, I broke a nail!!!! Tails: How can you tell? You're wearing gloves. Rouge: ;-; Tails, how can you be so insensitive! Sissy Omochao: We need to get her to a hospital, and quickly!! Before its too late!! Shadow: *slams head on a nearby pole* Sonic: That's it! You're going down!! Knuckles: No Sonic, let me handle this. EVIL Omochao: Ooo what's the little red bunny going to do? Knuckles: *ignores that comment* Nobody but NOBODY hurts Rouge and gets away with it!!! EVIL Omochao: Bring it on! Knuckles: Its already been brung-ed. Tails: This is gonna be good! Sonic: *eatting popcorn* Hell yea! Shadow: Are you gonna share those? Sonic: There's not enough for you!!! *stuffs the whole bag of popcorn in his mouth* Shadow: |:| *smacks Sonic* Rouge: ^o^ Give him trouble, Knuckles!!!! Knuckles: *waves to Rouge* You can count on---*gets body slammed to the ground by EVIL Omochao* Everyone else: Ouchies!!! EVIL Omochao: *slamming Knuckles' head into the ground* Shadow: Pay up Sonic! I told ya EVIL Omochao would win! Sonic: *grumble mumble* *gives Shadow twenty dollars* Rouge: How can you guys place a bet on your friend's life?!?! Shadow: Easy! First we say who we think is gonna win, then-- Rouge: I give up on all of you!!! Sissy Omochao: Why don't you use your thunder attack? We robots are vulnerable to thunder attacks! I'm afraid of lightning!!! Don't use it, please!!!! WAAAAAA!!! Knuckles: Shut up already!!! *throws EVIL Omochao off of him* Tails: Finish him, Knuckles!! Rouge: You can do it!! Knuckles: |: THUNDER ARROW!!!!!!! EVIL Omochao: I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL YOU STUPID DOG!!!! *explodes and a little spirit comes out of its robotic body and disappears...freaky* Knuckles: I'm an echidna!! Not a bunny, not a dog...-.-;;; Rouge: *hugs Knuckles* ^^ I knew you could do it! Knuckles: *blush* ::^^:: Sonic: ¬¬ Shadow, I believe you owe me some money. Shadow: |:| Fine!! *throws twenty dollars at Sonic* Tails: There's only one more thing we have to take care of. Everyone: *stares at Sissy Omochao* Sissy Omochao: o0 What!?!? No, please don't kill me!! I don't wanna die!! WAAAAAAAAAA!! Knuckles: You may be helpful, but your sissyness is too damn annoying!! Sonic: Don't worry, we'll make this a very painless death. Sissy Omochao: ^_^ Thanks! *Everyone uses there special attacks, causing a extremely slow and painful death for Sissy Omochao* *Omochao magically appears...oh dear* Omochao: That is all well and good. One is the number of Omochaos in the world, and the number of Omochaos in the world is one! Two is too many and three is right out! So, the number of Omochaos in the world will be one! And that is me, Omochao!!!! *cackle* Everyone: o0!!!!!!!!!!! Tails: We missed you....kinda...sorta...not really. Omochao: ^_^ I missed jelly feet too. Sonic: Could this day possibly get any worse?! Amy: *comes crawling out of a sewer* Hiya!!!! Sonic: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Rouge: Why aren't you dead?! Amy: Well, like the Master Emerald was taken out, it made me and Big Boss Omochao un-merge, fer sure!! Then we were blown very far away and I saw this sailor..from venus12!!! Then I went to the moon and the stars and the sewers and ended up here and Rouge asked "Why aren't you dead?!" and then I said--- Everyone else: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!! Knuckles: Wait a sec...Big Boss Omochao is still alive?! Amy: Yup! He wanted me to tell you something. Sonic: What? Amy: He said...something about something and stuff will happen! ^_^ Shadow: -.-; You have such a great memory, Amy. Omochao: You smell like chicken and rice!! Sonic: Well...at least I got to enjoy a few moments of a Omochao and Amy-free life. *siigh* Poor Sonic....oh well!!! I used a quote from the Powerpuff Girls if anybody noticed..yup. Here's a lil preview of the next chapter..brought to you by TigerEyes549! Za!! **Preview of the next episode..eerr chapter** Big Boss Omochao: *evil cackle* I will turn man's best friend, the cow, against all humans!!!!! Then and only then will the world be mine for the taking!! Sonic: What you say!!! Eggman: Maybe we can stop this from ever happening. There are seven time controls located on "Little Planet". We can use them to go back in time and destroy Big Boss Omochao before he can even begin to create this..cow mutating machine! Tails: ....don't you mean time stones? Eggman: That's what I said!! Amy: ^_^ It will be like our second honeymoon, Sonikku!! Sonic: WE'RE NOT MARRIED!!!! 10 10 Here we go again 9 9 Don't fall behind 8 8 Say don't be late 7 7 Destination Heaven 6 5 So, stay alive! 4 3 Now its you and me 2 1 We're gonna have - Say blast off, hey!!! Amy: Come on, we gotta give Sonikku some inspiration!! *Everyone but Sonic is magically wearing bright pink cheerleading outfits* Amy: Ready? Okay!! Everyone: HEY SONIC YOU'RE SO FINE! YOU'RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND! HEY SONIC!!! Sonic: OO!!! Toot toot Sonic Warrior - always takes a chance Toot toot Sonic Warrior - never says he can't Nothing can survive, the will to stay alive Cause if you try, you can do anything! **End of Preview** ^_^ More madness, no? See ya next episode...I mean chapter! Bai bai!