Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Adventures with Omochao ❯ When Omochaos Attack Part 690 ( Chapter 14 )

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*Meanwhile in Amy's pad* Amy: Eeeeewwww, that sounds wrong! *oo; Meanwhile in Amy's apartment* Amy: ^_^ Much butter..better! Sonic: *watchin tv* o__o Girl who is on tv: Thanks to "inject-a-breast" like now I'm not ashamed to like wear a bikini anymore! Fer sure!! *close up on her chest* Sonic: Oh yeeeeeeeeaaaaaah! Tails: Hey Sonic! What are you watching? Sonic: o0 Tails?! *quickly changes the channel* Hehehehe. Tails: *sits next to Sonic* I didn't know you watched "Muppet Babies". Sonic: Err...pfft duh! I owned "Muppet Babies"! Its my show, dude! Tails: ....you were watching info-mercials again, weren't you? Sonic: ^^; Yeah. News Reporter Dude: We interrupt this show to bring you a very important announcement. Sonic: Must not be important. *changes the channel* Tails: Sonic! -.-; *changes it back to the news reporter dude..yesh* News Reporter Dude: Cows have gone mad!!!! Cows can talk and they're giving useless information!! Oh the inhumanity!!! *shows a pic of an Omocow....its an Omochao but with cow fur and..utters and..blah?* Knuckles: Woah, Omochao's in the hizz-ouse! Rouge: I'm gonna kick you in your bizz-alls if you don't shut up! Sonic: ...how long have you guys been in here? Knuckles/Rouge: We don't know. oo; News Reporter Dude: Also be on the look out for the new "Mad Omocow Disease"! It will make YOU give pointless information...like an Omocow! Luckily, I only eat hamburgers. Cameraman: What do you think hamburgers are made of??? News Reporter Dude: Ham, duh!! Everyone knows that. Cameraman: Umm...hamburgers are made out of cow. News Reporter Dude: o0 I'M GONNA DIE!!! I'm----I'm Omocow and I'm here to help you! Sonic: *turns off the tv* Now that's scary!! Shadow: *walks in the room* Hey, what's going on? Tails: Omochaos and cows have merged into one evil...Omocow!! *dun dun dun dramatic reverb* Shadow: How the hell did that happen?! Rouge: I don't know! I say we should investigate! Sonic: And I think I know whose behind this Omocow..thing! Follow me! Amy: *falls through the ceiling* ^o^ Yay!! Let's go!! Shadow: *singing* Amy's on craaaaaaaaaack...the musical! Everyone else: *stares blankly at Shadow* Shadow: What?? Sonic: Anyways...let's get 'em!! *Cut to: Angel Island* Sonic: I know this is all your fault! If you give up now, I'll go easy on you. Master Emerald: ........ Sonic: Oh, so that's how its gonna be! You had your chance!! *starts punching the Master Emerald* Knuckles: o0 Sonic, what are you doing?!?! *throws Sonic off of the Master Emerald* Sonic: *-* I'm okay! Shadow: I'm surrounded by freaks. -.- Amy: Maybe Eggman is turning cows into Omocows. Everyone else: *adlib* Riiight! That's the lamest idea, yet! Get real!! Puh-lease! Ice cream!! Tails: Hmm...maybe Eggman is turning cows into Omocows. Everyone else except Amy: That's a great idea! You're so smart, Tails! Way to go lil bro! Pure genius! Amy: ;-; I hate you guys!!! *Cut to: Eggman's pathetic "hidden" base* Amy: I'm tired! My feet hurt! Are we there yet? I'm hungry!!! Knuckles: Amy, shut up!!!! Amy: Stop picking on me!! ;-; WAAAAAAA!!! Knuckles: *smacks forehead* Can we kill her? Rouge: Naaah, too many witnesses. Shadow: Where the hell is he?! We've been walking around for...minutes!!!! Tails: Wait..I think I hear something. Its coming out of this room. Sonic: Leave this to me! *opens the door* I've got you now Egg---o0 Eggman: *in his bathtub, with a rubber ducky, and he's singing..well trying to* Splish splash I was taking a bath--*notices Sonic and screams like a little girl* Sonic: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Eggman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! Sonic: *quickly shuts the door* o0! Shadow: Are you alright, Sonic?! Sonic: Dirty images!! Get them out of my head!! *slams head on the wall* Eggman: *comes out wearing a towel around his waist...gross* Can't I get a little privacy?! How dare you barge in on me, while I was bathing!! *hugs rubber ducky* Bath time is our special time, right Mr.Ducky? Tails: That's really disturbing, Eggman! o.o Eggman: You're just jealous!!!! Rouge: Time to change the subject!! Eggman, we know what you've done to those poor cows, so you had better change them back to normal..or else! Eggman: Listen red, I have no idea what you're talking about! I've done nothing evil....today! Sonic: Who else, besides you, would turn animals into..Omochaos!! Amy: Maybe it was Big Boss Omochao! Knuckles: What is it with you and your terrible ideas?! Rouge: I know! Maybe it was Big Boss Omochao! Everyone else except Amy: *adlib* Of course!!! You're a genius Rouge! Way to go dude! Blah!! Amy: ;-; That's what I said!! Shadow: ¬¬ Riiight, I'm sure you did. Eggman: Well, I'm coming with you! This world isn't big enough for two villians!! One is the number of villians in--- Tails: Be quiet, that was used last chapter! *Cut to: Moo Moo Ranch* Omocow #12: Shoes melt on your feet, not in your tongue! Omocow #11: Won't you be my neighbor? o__o Well, won't you?! Omocow #45: If I were you..I'd scream!!! Big Boss Omochao: |: That's right, my little Omocows! Go and give people information that they don't need!!! Sonic: Not so fast, Big Boss homo cow!!!! Big Boss Omochao: *talking slowly* Thaaaaaaaat's riiiiiiiiight, myyy-- Sonic: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!! |:| Tails: We're on to your little doom game! Shadow: ...doom game?? Tails: ^^; I dunno. Big Boss Omochao: Good evening gentlemen...and gentlewomen! Watch and be amazed as I show you how to create your very own Omocow!! Eggman: ..sounds like something that should be on the "Do It Yourself" channel. Big Boss Omochao: *pushes button* Behold!!! *echo echo echo.....echo* *Ooo now we get to see how this thing works! With the push of that button, a cow is picked up and placed inside the capsule of doom! Inside the capsule the cow is mutated into an Omochao, thus creating a Omocow!! Remember, it looks like an Omochao, but with cow fur and utters..wow.* Rouge: *gasp* That's horrible!!!! Eggman: God, he's good!!! Big Boss Omochao: With these Omocows, I will be able to control the world!!!! Sonic: What you say! Amy: He said with these-- Sonic: -.-; I heard him, Amy. Tails: We won't let you get away with this!! Eggman: That's MY line, fox-boy!! Tails: Get over it, human-man!! Big Boss Omochao: None of you can stop meeee! *evil cackle* Sonic: We'll see about that! TERIAAAAAA!!!! *Sonic runs up to the capsule and jump kicks it! Then he does his homing attack, and guess what?! Its not working!! oh dear* Big Boss Omochao: Your attacks can't break my "Omocow Maker 2000"(TM)! Not even the chaos emeralds can destroy it!! In your face, losers!!! Loser loser double loser! As if, whatever, get the picture DUH! Everyone else: ...... oo Big Boss Omochao: Now, I'm gonna fly away, while you guys make up some plan to stop me! *flies away* Amy: Sonikku, what are we going to do?! Sonic: I have no freakin clue! Rouge: Wait, I got it! *turns to Knuckles* You were the one that told me the Master Emerald can neutralize the power of the chaos emeralds! Knuckles: *pulls out Master Emerald* Only you can do this!! *Knuckles uses the Master Emerald on the "Omocow Maker 2000(TM)!" And..nothing happens* Shadow: -.-;; Wrong script, you idiots!! Amy: I wish that machine was never created!! Eggman: Amy, that's it!! Amy: What's it? ?_? Eggman: Maybe we can stop this from ever happening!! There are seven time controls located on "Little Planet"-- Tails: ....don't you mean time stones? Eggman: That's what I said!! Stop interrupting me!! *ahem* We can use the seven time stones to go back in time and destroy Big Boss Omochao before he can even begin to create this....cow mutating machine! Sonic: Sounds like a plan!! Amy: ^_^ It will be like our second honeymoon, Sonikku! Sonic: WE'RE NOT MARRIED!!!! Eggman: This partnership is only temporary! Knuckles: It just doesn't work for you! -.- Eggman: *ahem* We'll use my shuttle to get to Little Planet! Walk this way!! *walks like a chicken* Everyone except Sonic: *walks like a chicken* Audience: *laughs* Sonic: Does this look like a sitcom?!? Nevermind...-.-;;; *Cut to: Eggman's shuttle* 10 10 Here we go again 9 9 Don't fall behind 8 8 Say don't be late 7 7 Destination Heaven 6 5 So, stay alive 4 3 Now its you and me 2 1 We're gonna have fun - Say blast off, hey!! Everyone: Blast off, hey!!!!! *And with that the Egg-shuttle takes off! Whee!!* Tails: Now what? Amy: We listen to the rest of the opening theme song, duh! Excalibar - Its not that far What do ya make - Give and take Goin home - time zone Check out Egg, he's never alone Knuckles: *snickers* Not Eggman, but just egg. Eggman: ....no. Leather and lace - get in point What do ya get - Say, fast jet Doom room, cosmic zoom Heads up Jake - its sonic boom!!! Tails: Whose Jake? Sonic: Who isn't Jake? *pause* Okay, I don't know. Toot toot Sonic Warrior - Toot toot Sonic Warrior Your hour is near at hand You've got the power to save the land Shadow: Toot toot Sonic Warrior?? Toot toot???? What are you, a train?! Sonic: Shut up!! You're just jealous, because...yea! Shadow: Yesh, I wish I could sound like a train. Sonic: Grrrr!! |:| Take a little chance - slip on through You gotta survive no matter what you do You gotta do for you! Amy: I like this song so much I could...*starts dancing like a fool* Rouge: *doing the "monkey" dance* ^_^ Whee! Knuckles: Now this is mad space! Toot toot Sonic Warrior - Toot toot Sonic Warrior The power is in your hands To save the planet, to conquer time, yeah!! Sonic: Don't say anything, Shadow!! Shadow: I wasn't going to say anything about you sounding like a train if that's what you're thinking! Sonic: |:| Toot toot Sonic Warrior - Deep in space and time Toot toot Sonic Warrior - Forever in your mind Nothing can survive the will to stay alive 'Cause if you try, you can do anything Tails: Sounds like something Omochao would say! Knuckles: Not that I really care, but where is Omochao? Tails: Well..let me put it this way, he'll be chilling for a while! *bad pun bad pun!* *Cut to: Inside Amy's freezer* Omochao: Please, let me out! Its cold....freezing...toast! *Back to the Egg-shuttle and the opening theme song..still* Toot toot Sonic Warrior - Always takes a chance Toot toot Sonic Warrior - Never says he can't Nothing can survive the will to stay alive 'Cause if you try, you can do anything! *End of opening theme song* Tails: Well..that was groovy! Eggman: Right, right. Anyways, we're here! Everyone else: *looks out the window* Ooooooooo. Eggman: *as the tour guide* As you can see this planet is little. Everyone else: Aaaaahhhh. *takes pictures* *The Egg-shuttle lands on Little Planet. All is well..for now..huh* Amy: *grabs Sonic* Take a picture of us!!! Tails: Say ice cream! Amy/Sonic: Ice cream!/Help me! *Tails takes a picture of Amy strangling Sonic* Amy: ^_^ I want to remember every moment of our second honeymoon! Sonic: |:| We're not married!!! Eggman: Let's get to work! We need to enter the "Special Stages" in order to get the time stones. How do we enter the "Special Stage" you ask? Simple! Collect 50 rings and at the end of the level a huge ring will appear! Jump into the ring and you'll be in the "Special Stage"! Everyone else: *fell asleep during Eggman's egg-splanation...bad pun #10!!* Eggman: Grrrrr!! WAKE UP!!!! Sonic: Huh wha?! *pause* Let's go put Big Boss Omochao out of commission! Leave the first level to me! Palmtree Panic Act 1 Big Boss Omochao: Welcome, Sonic the hedgefool!! Sonic: That was the lamest insult I've ever heard! Big Boss Omochao: ;p Pbbbbt!! Anyways, trying to use the time stones, eh? Sonic: How did you know?! Big Boss Omochao: I'm always one step ahead of you, Sonic! See, now I'm two steps ahead of you! *takes two steps* Sonic: You can't stop me! *kicks Big Boss Omochao* Big Boss Omochao: *goes flying* Wheeeeeeeee!! *ping* *So, we start the first part of the level. Sonic runs up the little hill thingy and goes flying hiiigh in the sky!* Omocow: Hi, didja miss me? Sonic: o0 Omocow?! Omocow: Omocow, where?!?! Get it off me!! *runs around screaming* Sonic: ...*does homing attack on Omocow* Stupid cow. Now, I need to find a way "past" kewl sign! *bad pun #55* Omocow: My mommy is my best shoe, shhhhhhhhh! Sonic: DIE!! *does homing attack on Omocow yet again* I need to find a freakin sign!! *turns around* Oh...there it is! *hits the sign* Background Singers: Past! Sonic: Riiight. *Sonic runs around really fast and warps to the past* Sonic: Ach!! There Omocows in the past too!! Not safe! *twitch* Omocow: To go to the past, collect the future! Sonic: I have no time for you!! *kills Omocow* *Well to make a long story even longer, Sonic finds the "Omocow Maker 2000(TM)" of the past and destroys it, so the Omocows exist no more!! Hurray* Sonic: Tight! Now to go to the future which is the present...huh?! Whatever. *hits a future sign* Background Singers: Future! *Sonic runs around and warps to the future..which is the present. And he runs to the end of the level..yay* Sonic: Ooops, I forgot to collect rings! Omocow: Don't forget to collect rings! Sonic: -.-; Now you tell me....wait shouldn't you be dead?! Omocow: I see dumb people. *-* Sonic: ....*runs off the screen* Sonic made a good future in Act 1 Palmtree Panic Act 2 Sonic: Act 2, eh? What is this a play?! Ah well... Omocow: *flies around Sonic's head* A play is a bug that can't get no flies from me! Sonic: Talking...nonsense! Must kill!! *kills Omocow* Background Singers: Killed Omocow! Sonic: o.o; *runs around killing Omocows and collecting rings* Where's a past sign when ya need one?! Omocow: Here's one!!! I found the sign! It opened up my eye, I found the sign! Sonic: -.-;; *hits the sign* Backgorund Singers: Future! Sonic: o0 I don't wanna go to the future!! You tricked me!! Omocow: ^_^ I like butter milk too! Sonic: ...*kills Omocow* Background Singers: Kills Omocow! Sonic: STOP THAT!!! Background Singers: No! *Sonic runs around and forgets to stop abruptly to lose the "future" sign. Now he warps to the--* Background Singers: Future! Sonic: Its all dark and....o0 AAAHHHH!!! *Hundreds of Omocows fly around Sonic screaming useless information at him* Sonic: MADNESS!!!!! *Sonic quickly finds a "past" sign and quickly warps to the past..which is our present..quickly...I certainly didn't use the word "quickly" enough -.-;* Sonic: *cringe* I mustn't let the future end up like that!! *Blah, he collects over 50 rings, warps to the past and destroys the "Omocow Maker 2000(TM)" and runs to the end of the level and jumps in the ring...yesh* Sonic made a good future in Act 2 *Special Stage* Sonic: This place sure has changed..and not for the butter....better. *Indeed....the UFOs have been replaced with flying Omocows!* Omocow: Don't hit me 'cause I'm beautiful! Hit me 'cause you love me. Sonic: Umm...no. *destroys the Omocow* Only 7 more to go! Yipee. Omocow: To get the time stone, stand still and wait for the time to run out. Sonic: Like I'm gonna listen to you! *does homing attack on Omocow* 2 down 6 more to go! *destroys the other 6 with ease* *Time stone falls to the ground* Sonic: Sweet! *grabs the time stone* Palmtree Panic Act 3 Sonic: Time for some serious ass-kickin!!! Background Singers: Sonic goes through this short level and collects all the bonus items and now he is face to face with Big Boss Omochao! x_x *pass out* Sonic: You're going down! Big Boss Omochao: We'll have our little battle...but first, try to defeat this!! *throws a pebble at Sonic* Sonic: ._. What?? Big Boss Omochao: Go Pebblechao, go!!! Destroy him!! Sonic: *siigh* *picks up the pebble and throws it off the screen* Big Boss Omochao: You win this round Sonic, but next time you'll win!! I mean..I'll win!! BWAHAHA!! *flies away* Sonic: That was pointless. *goes on the loop thing and detroys the capsule and all the cows run free!!* Sonic made a good future in Act 3 Collision Chaos Act 1 Tails: This level is so pink. Its such an Amy level! *takes a few steps and sees Amy* Speak of the devil.. Amy: *wearing her old green shirt and orange skirt which is way too small for her now* Hiya Tails! I thought Sonikku was doing this level. Tails: Nah, he did the first level. Amy: *frowns* Aw, not kewl! I wanted to do a reenactment of when I first met him here! See, I was trying to give him a huggle, then--- Background Singers: Just then Metal Omocow grabs Amy! Tails: o0! Amy: Eeep!! *gets all starry eyed* This is just liked old times..oh Sonikku! Metal Omocow: |: *flies away with Amy* Tails: I guess we're suppose to save her or something..I dunno. Omocow: To save the past, go into the future! Tails: Wait..that's not right! Omocow: Come here. Tails: o.o Omocow: *whispering* Don't step on the white ones..hooot laaavaaa....PINEAPPLES!!! *skips away* Tails: ;-; I'm scared! I must stay focused! I need to get some rings. *pause* Past sign? I don't get it! Omocow: Its simple! Ya see you go into the past and *explodes* Tails: -.-;; Thanks alot. *hits the sign* Background Singers: Past! Tails: That's really annoying! *pause* Now what do I do? Omocow: Do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around...but is that really what its about? Tails: *runs away from Omocow and warps to the past* Neato! Omocow: Hurry and find the chaos emerald! Tails: *spin dashes Omocow* Ha!! Now to..umm..I dunno why I'm here. ;-; This is the first time I've been in this game!! Omocow: Ya see, when I was a little boy, my mother use to say, cd players are pretty on the inside but its what in the outside that counts! I hope you understand. Tails: Noooo....how about telling me what to do!! Omocow: Remember all the letters of the alphabet!! Tails: Grrrrr!!! *flies away in disgust* Background Singers: While flying away he finds the "Omocow Maker 2000(TM)" of the past! Tails: Hmm...I guess I should destroy it. Omocow: To destroy it, all you have to do is say "shoooo bay!" Tails: Or not!! *spin dashes the "Omocow Maker 2000(TM)"* Background Singers: All the Omocows are destroyed! Tails reaches the end of the level and jumps in the ring because he collected 50 rings, no drr!! *takes deep breath* Tails made a good future in Act 1 *Special Stage* Omocow: I once had a right eye. Tails: You still do... Omocow: You do voodoo! Tails: Away with you!! *jumps on all 8 Omocows and a time stone falls on him* Ouch! Collision Chaos Act 2 Tails: Wheeee!!!!! Tails made a good future in Act 2 *I'm so lazy ^^;* Collision Chaos Act 3 Tails: Ooo its all pretty! I did a good job! ^_^ Background Singers: Tails goes through the first part with ease and now he's ready to face the big boss* Big Boss Omochao: Prepare to die!!! Tails: I'm not scared and I won't run away!! Big Boss Omochao: *in the middle of...I'm not gonna bother to explain because I suck at descriptions..but he's in the spot Eggman would be in ^.^;* Feel the wrath...of me!!! *throws cotton balls at Tails* Tails: Umm...ouch? Big Boss Omochao: BWAHAHAHA!! Tails: Oh brother, you really are a dumbass! -.-;; *jumps on the spring and hits Big Boss Omochao 5 times* Big Boss Omochao: o0 Okay!!! You can stop now!! I'll play with you some other time...not that way!! *flies away* Tails: Weirdo...oh well! *goes to the end of the level and sets all the cows free* Tails made a good future in Act 3 Tails: ^_^ Yesh I did!! Tidal Tempest Act 1 and 2 Background Singers: Since this level in mostly underwater all the Omocows explodes because water does that to a robot! And don't we sound pretty in this song?(US version) La la loo la la loo yeah yeah yeah yeaaah! The japanese version is pretty too, but we don't sing in it. ;-; So, Knuckles got through this level easily, he destroyed the "Omocow Maker 2000(TM) and got a time stone. *pass out* Knuckles made a good future in Act 1 and 2 Knuckles: It was easy...really!! Tidal Tempest Act 3 Knuckles: Its about time!! I'm ready for some action!! Background Singers: Ya know where Eggman is in this level...well Big Boss Omochao has sent something to take its spot because water and Omochao equals explosion! *phew* Knuckles: What's this? Hey, how can I talk underwater? Background Singers: Time to fight the boss...which is a sock!! Knuckles: A sock?!!?! I wanted to fight Big Boss Omochao not a...sock. This is so lame! *rips up sock* -.-;; *sets the cows free* Knuckles made a good future in Act 3 Knuckles: I demand another level!!! |:| Quartz Quadrant Act 1 Rouge: Quartz, eh? ^_^ I'm gonna like this level! Omocow: Did you notice that all the levels start with the same letter? QQ PP CC WHEE WHEE!! Rouge: Hmm..do I care? No! *kicks Omocow away* Background Singers: We're so good! Anyways, Rouge comes across a FUTURE sign! Rouge: What's with the signs? Omocow: Do it, do it, just do it! Rouge: Do what? Omocow: *-* It. Rouge: oo; *hits the sign* Background Singers: Future!! Omocow: Why say goodbye, say yello!! Rouge: Bye bye! *flies away and warps to the future* *In the bad future..ooo* Rouge: This can't be right! *backs away slowly* Omocow: *-* Don't you want to be our neighbor? Another Omocow: Rouge..I am your sister's cousin's brother's wife's best friend!!! Rouge: NOOOOOO..wait, what? Yet Another Omocow: Gonna find a rainbow! Rouge: Too many Omocows....make it stop!! BLACK WAVE!!! Background Singers: A hundred more Omocows come! Oh dear!!! Rouge: AAAAAAHHHH!! *finds a past sign and hits it and flies around and circles and and and..^.^;* Background Singers: Past!! Rouge: Shut up!! *warps to the present* That's a freaky future! Background Singers: So, Rouge warps to the PAST and destroys the "Omocow Maker 2000(TM)" and she collected 50 rings so now she's in the "Special Stage" Rouge made a good future in Act 1 *Special Stage* Omocow: Shoes are meant to be worn not eatten. Omocow #2: I sit and wonder why....then I eat bacon!! Rouge: BLACK WAVE!!!!!! *All the Omocows explode and a time stone falls on Rouge* Rouge: Sweet! Quartz Quadrant Act 2 Rouge: La la la la *steals all the quartz* Rouge made a good future in Act 2 *laziness strikes again!* Quartz Quadrant Act 3 Rouge: Wow..this really is a good future! No Omocows!! ^_^ Background Singers: Rouge flies to the the big boss. She's on a trend mill and at the left end is a wall..yeah, and at the right end is a big Omocow face...its ready to eat Rouge! x_x Big Boss Omochao: Hello, you flying mouse!! Rouge: -.-; I'm a bat! Big Boss Omochao: Whatever! Feel the this Omocow!! *pushes button and makes the trend mill go super fast* Rouge: o0 Shit!!! *starts running as fast as she can* Wait a sec...I can fly! *flies and uses "Black Wave" on Omocow* Big Boss Omochao: Cheater!! *runs away crying* Rouge: *sets all the cows free* Run away and be free!! Cows: Mooooooo!!! *get killed by a random boulder* Rouge: *gasp* NOOOOOOOO!! Rouge made a good future in Act 3 Rouge: ;-; Those poor cows!! *starts crying* Wacky Workbench Act 1 Eggman: Its about time I was in this! Now let's..AAAAAAHH!! *gets flung..yesh flung into the air. Remember, this level has the bouncy ground* Omocow: We get some things wrong but we keep bouncing aloooong!!! Eggman: *pulls out a gun and shoots Omocow* Omocow: I can't believe you did that!! I'll never help you a--*explodes* Eggman: *evil cackle* I'm loving this!! *gets flung into an electric sheild* o0!!!! AUGHT!! Background Singers: To make a long story even longer, Eggman finally found a PAST sign and bounces to the PAST* Eggman: I'm Super Eggman!! *bounces to the "Omocow Maker 2000(TM)"* Wait..if I destroy this, then I would make a GOOD future! Pfft, forget that! *collects fifty rings and goes to the "Special Stage"* Eggman got through Act 1 *Special Stage* Eggman: Eat this and die!!! Omocows: ^o^ Okay!! Eggman: *shoots all the Omocows and a time stone falls on him* Its all too easy for me! I'm the greatest scientific genius in the world!! I'm so great! I'm-- Wacky Workbench Act 2 Eggman: Hey, I wasn't done praising myself! Oh well. *bounces through the level and accidentally hits a past sign* Background Singers: Past! Eggman: Shut up!!!!! Turn this stupid floor off!! *bounces to the past* Noooo!! Background Singers: Eggman accidentally bounces to the "Omocow Maker 2000(TM)" and accidentally destroys it...accidentally! Eggman: NOOOOO!!! *blah blah reaches the end of the level* Eggman made a good future in Act 2 Eggman: LIES!! ALL LIES!! *shoots the screen* Wacky Workbench Act 3 Eggman: Grr..I can't believe I made a good future!! (In Sonic CD, a bad future and a good future equals a bad future..but not in my story ^.^) Background Singers: Time to fight the boss!! Big Boss Omochao: Prepare to fight...the Brady kids!!!! Background Singers: Big Boss Omochao lowers the Brady kids in a cage. You remember how to fight this boss, hit them once then go up a level..and repeat! Eggman: He really is evil!! Brady kids: *singing..or trying to* We're gonna keep on keep on keep on keep on dancing all through the night! We're gonna keep on keep on keep on doing it riiiiiight! Eggman: Keep this on!!! *shoots the Brady kids* Brady kids: Ouchies! Eggman: *jumps on a block and it goes up a level* Brady kids: *still singing* When its time to change, then its time to change! Don't fight the tide, come along for the ride, don't you see? When its time to change, you've got to rearrange, who you are and what you're gonna be! Eggman: *twitch* Such a happy song...must destroy!! *shoots the Brady kids yet again* Brady kids: Not groovy!! Eggman: *jumps on a block and moves up to the last level* Brady kids: *yup..still singing* And maybe we can make the world a whole lot brighter! We can make the load a little lighter. Everybody has to try together! Don't you know its now or never! Eggman: Oh puh-lease!! Stop it with your optimism! The world belongs to me!! *shoots the Brady kids* Brady kids: ;-; We're going back to our show!! *run away crying* Eggman: -.-; And they wonder why their show was never a hit. Big Boss Omochao: Cheater cheater pants on fire! *flies away* Eggman: ....*sets the cows free* Eggman made a good future in Act 3 Eggman: No I didn't!!!! All lies I tellz you, lies!!! Stardust Speedway Act 1 and 2 Background Singers: Let's skip to the good part! Shadow gets through both acts perfectly and get a time stone and made a good future! Stardust Speedway Act 3 Big Boss Omochao: If you want to save Amy, you'll have to race Metal Omocow! Shadow: Woah...I didn't even know Amy was kidnapped! And isn't dumb to call your Omocow "Metal Omocow" because we all know its made out of metal and-- Big Boss Omochao: Silence!!!!! Let the race begin! Metal Omocow: *glares at Shadow then flies off* Shadow: Oh..so that's how its gonna be! *starts to catch up to Metal Omocow, then he runs into Metal Omocow causing him to fall down* Ow!! What gives?! o_o *notices that the screen is going to squish him if he doesn't keep moving* *tries to go up the little hill, but can't* Shit, NOOOOOO!!! Stardust Speedway Act 3 Shadow: I'm ready for you this time! Metal Omocow: *glare* Moo. *Run you fools, run!!!* Shadow: There's no time for games! Farewell!! *in the lead* Metal Omocow: *flies into Shadow and causes Shadow to fall down* Shadow: Not again!! *tries to run forward, but remembers this game isn't in 3D* WHY!!! *He can't get up the hill and the screen squishes him...again* Stardust Speedway Act 3 Shadow: *runs for his life* I'm not gonna lose this time!! Metal Omocow: *magically warps infront of Shadow* Shadow: o0!! *runs into Metal Omocow and falls down* No, not again!!! *screen squishes him..blah!* *You know the level* Shadow: *running as fast as he can and he gets to the blasted hill and Omocow knocks him down* Must...get...up..hill!! *does his homing attack to get up the hill* Why didn't I do that in the beginning? No time to think, gotta hurry!! Background Singers: So, Shadow is now in the upper part of this level, avoiding Metal Omocow! Now, he finally reaches the end of the level. *phew-ness* Shadow: *starts to slow down* Finally, I made it. o.o *sees Amy tied to a pole* Amy: *kicking and screaming* Shadow: *about to walk up to Amy, when a wall comes down* What the hell?! Big Boss Omochao: You didn't think I'd let you save her that easily! BWAHAHAHA!! Shadow: *notices Metal Omocow is rushing towards him* Wait!! STOP!!!!!!!!! *pounding on the wall* HELP!!!! Amy, do something!!!! Amy: *still screaming* Metal Omocow: *crashes into Shadow, which causes them to die* *Same level..no duh!* Metal Omocow: *takes off..yup* Shadow: Oh, screw this!! CHAOS CONTROL!!!!!!!! Background Singers: Shadow warps to the end of the level! Big Boss Omochao: Take this! *pushes button and makes the wall come down* Shadow: *standing next to Amy* ;p I win!! Big Boss Omochao: DOH!!! Metal Omocow: *crashes into the wall and explodes* Big Boss Omochao: Santa Claus is coming to town!! *flies away* Shadow: o.o;; *sets Amy free* Amy: ^_^ Thank you, Sonikku!! *hugs Shadow* Shadow: Get off! *throws Amy off of him* Amy: Shadow?! Sonikku was suppose to rescue me!! You've ruined everything! *bashes Shadow on the head and walks away* Shadow: Help...me..*passes out* Shadow made a good future in Act 3 Metallic Madness Act 1 Sonic: Alright! The last level!! Omocow: Life is like a box of chocolate..you never know what you're gonna eat! Sonic: Yeah, that makes sense. *runs away* Background Singers: To make a long story even longer, Sonic finally finds a PAST sign! Sonic: Its about time! No pun intended. *about to warp to the past when suddenly a Omocow hits him, causing him to lose his past sign* Omocow: Did you try warping to the past yet? Another Omocow: Amy and Tails are in danger! Hurry and save them!! Yet Another Omocow: You turn around once so we can see your back! Then go into the kitchen and have a little snack! YAY!! Sonic: o0! SONIC WIND!!! Background Singers: All the Omocows explode! Sonic: Need to find another "past" sign! Background Singers: After 20 hours of searching, Sonic finds another PAST sign! Sonic: Gotta juice!! Orange juice! *warps to the past* Background Singers: After some more hours wasted, Sonic finally finds the "Omocow Maker 2000(TM)". Omocow: Wait!! I have a confession to make. Sonic: ....what? Omocow: I'm...*sniffle* I'm bald!!!!!! Sonic: *smacks forehead* You're a robot!! You're not suppose to have hair..at least I don't think you are. o.o Omocow: *sniffle* So, you still love me? Sonic: |: *destroys the "Omocow Maker 2000(TM)" of the past* Omocow: WAAAAA!! *explodes* Sonic: I love being me! ^_^ *runs to the end of the level and jumps in the ring..'cause he collected 50 rings, drr* Sonic made a good future in Act 1 *Special Stage* Omocow: Did you know that Roosevelt was a president? Sonic: Am I suppose to care? *does homing attack on that Omocow* Omocow #2: Metallic pants are the new bell-bottoms!! Sonic: -.-; *spin dashes that Omocow* Hey..I'm doing this the stupid way! Omocow #3: Well, are job here is done! ^_^ Sonic: SONIC WIND!!! *All the Omocows explode and a time stone falls on Sonic* Sonic: x_x *Somewhere on Little Planet* Sonic: I got the last time stone!! Tails: Good! Now we can go back in time and stop Big Boss Omochao! Big Boss Omochao: Not if I have anything to do with it..and I do have something to do with this! Amy: What are you gonna do?! Lock us in a cage and take us to that "Metallic Madness" level? Big Boss Omochao: Well..I was gonna tickle you guys with feathers, but your idea is much better! *Magically, everyone except Sonic is trapped in a cage. oh dear* Knuckles: You just had to open your big mouth! Amy: ^_^;; Hehehehe..ooops! Big Boss Omochao: If you want to save them, meet me in Act 3 of "Metallic Madness"..if you can! BWAHAHAHAHAHA *cough choke ahem* *flies away with the cage full of furries* Sonic: Don't worry guys, I'll save you!!! Metallic Madness Act 2 Omocow: Roses are red and violets are actually violet! That's why they're called violets and not blue! Sonic: Oh, shut up!! Omocow: *gives Sonic the only "past" sign in the level* Use it well! Remember, its purplelenium!! *flies away* Sonic: ._.; Background Singers: Past! Sonic: -.-;; *warps to the past* Omocow: The "Omocow Maker 2000(TM)" isn't under your feet, if that's what you're thinking. Sonic: *standing on top of the "Omocow Maker 2000(TM)"* Say bye bye, homo cow! Omocow: Quack duck! Sonic: Huh?! Omocow: Quack duck!!! Sonic What are you--*gets squished by a...pillar thing blah!* OW!!! Omocow: I told you to quack duck! Sonic: Grrr!! *destroys the "Omocow Maker 2000(TM)* *runs away* Background Singers: Now Sonic is at the part of the level were he gets shrunk by a shrink ray! o.o Sonic: *tiny and his voice is high pitched* Wow..what the hell?! AAAHH!! My head is bigger than my body!! Omocow: *bigger than Sonic* My eyes are all swirly!! Sonic: Eeeep!!! Giant Omocow!! Not kewl!! Omocow: With a great big and a hug from me to moooo!! *about to hug Sonic* Sonic: o0!!! *runs away* Omocow: *chases Sonic* Let's make biscuits!! Sonic: *hides behind the metal curtains* Omocow: Get along little Cindy!! *runs past Sonic* Sonic: Hehehe sucker. *continues on with the level* Omocow: I'll marry you sometime, Cindy!! Sonic: o0!! *tries to attack Omocow..and fails miserably* Background Singers: To make a long story short ^^ Sonic got chased through the rest of the level by Omocow...but shouldn't all the Omocows be destroyed since he did destroy that machine? ._. Sonic made a good future in Act 2 Metallic Madness Act 3 Sonic: You're going down homo cow!!! *The room goes completely dark. Then the lights come back on and we can see Sonic's friends in a cage and...Big Boss Homocow?!* Big Boss Homocow: *really huge and has merged himself with a cow to become Big Boss Homocow* Prepare to die, Sonic!!! Sonic: o0 Woah!!!! Big Boss Homocow: *falls on the ground and rolls over Sonic* Sonic: Arrrggg!! Its my turn now!! Sonic Wind!!!! Big Boss Homocow: That has no affect on me!! Utter Attacku!!! *squirts milk at Sonic* Sonic: NOOO!! Too much Vitamin D!!! Tails: Come on Sonic!! You can do this!! Sonic: *-* No I can't! Amy: Come on, we gotta give Sonikku some inspiration!!! *Everyone but Sonic is magically wearing bright pink cheerleading outfits* Sonic: OO!! Amy: Ready? Okay! *Everyone starts singing "Hey Mickey" o.o* Everyone: Oh Sonic, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind! Hey Sonic!! Amy: Hey hey!!! Everyone: Hey Sonic!!! Shadow: You've been around all night and that's a little long. Tails: You think you've got it right but I think you got it wrong! Amy: Why can't you say goodnight so you can take me home, Sonikku! Knuckles: 'Cause when you say you will, it always means you won't! Rouge: You're givin me the chills, baby, please baby don't! Eggman: Everynight you still leave me all alone Sonic...gawd did I just sing that?! Everyone: Oh Sonic, what a pity you don't understand! Amy: You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand! Everyone: Oh Sonic, you're so pretty, can't you understand! Amy: Its guys like you, Sonikku! Everyone: Oh, what you do Sonic, do Sonic!! Amy: Don't break my heart, Sonikku!! Sonic: Stop the music!!!!!!!! Was that suppose to inspire me?!?! Amy: ^_^ Yeah! Sonic: Now I'm definately not saving you guys. Big Boss Homocow: ;-; I'm suppose to be the only random thing here! Sonic: I'll never give up the fight! Big Boss Homocow: Like you can destroy me?! The only way to destroy me would be to attack my utters...DAMN IT!!! I didn't mean that!! Sonic: |: Its over for you, homocow!! Background Singers: Sonic boom! Sonic boom! Sonic boom! Trouble keeps you running faster! Save the planet from disaster!! Sonic: NO MORE SONGS!!!! *silence* Sonic: *does homing attack on Big Boss Homocow's utters* Big Boss Homocow: OUCHIES!!! Sonic: And for my final attack..Sonic Wind!!!! Big Boss Homocow: *gets hit in the utters* NOOOOO!!! WHERE I HAVE FAILED SANTA CLAUS WILL FINISH!!! *huge explosion* *Sonic breaks the cage and everyone is free and happy and stuph!* Amy: ^^ You did it, Sonikku!! *hugs Sonic* Sonic: o.o Oxygen! Eggman: Now, let's go save Station Square, so I can destroy it!!! *Sonic uses the seven time stones to warp to the past. Well..the point in time before Big Boss Omochao finished creating the "Omocow Maker 2000(TM)"* *Moo Moo Ranch* Big Boss Omochao: ARG!! That's the 60th "Omocow Maker" that won't work!!! Sonic: Not so fast, homo cow!!! Big Boss Omochao: *gasp* How did you find me?! Tails: We all did it together! Shadow: -.-; Be quiet, Tails. Sonic: Time to destroy you once and for all!!! *Everyone uses their special attacks on Big Boss Omochao* Big Boss Omochao: I didn't even get a chance to attack!! ;-; Curses!! *explodes* Knuckles: Finally, he's gone!!! Shadow: I guess we showed Big Boss Omochao who's BOSS! Everyone except Sonic: Oh Shadow! HAHAHAHAHA! Audience: WOOOO!!!! *applaudes* Sonic: oo This is a sitcom...shoot me now!! *Now for some bloopers while the ending theme "Cosmic Eternity" plays...whee!* In the end whose on your side Who can you trust in the middle of the night Shadow: Well..who CAN you trust in the middle of the night? Sonic: Shadow, you're not suppose to be listening to the song! Shadow: Whatever. -.- Where will you be if he can't find you There's no place to go, nothing to do If ya gota do something, gotta do something Believe in yourself, yourself, yourself, HEY! *Scene with Tails and Omocow in Collision Chaos* Omocow: Don't step on the hot ones..whiiite laaavaa..MARSHMELLOWS!!! Tails: Wow..that was stupid! How about learning your lines, you stupid cow! Omocow: Well, I've never!! Hmph! *beep* Omocow: Don't step on the lava...hoooot oooonesss...STEP!! Tails: *smacks forehead* This will take awhile. Extrodinary things can happen if you believe in youself You've got to have some faith in yourself If you want respect form your friends *Scene where Big Boss Omochao was babbling about conquering the world* Big Boss Omochao: With these Omocows, I will be able to control.....everything but what I'm gonna say next! *beep* Sonic: We'll see about that! TERIAAAAAA!! *tries to jump kick the "Omocow Maker 2000(TM)" but misses and ends up hitting Shadow* Shadow: AAAAHH! MY NOSE!!! Sonic: ^_^; Whoopsies! Don't rearrange - no need to change Stay like you are - keep it all the same And as you move along in your life Keep an open mind and don't forget That if ya gotta do something, gotta do something Believe in yourself, yourself, yourself, HEY! *Scene where Amy asks Tails to take a picture of her and Sonic* Amy: *grabs Sonic* Take a PBBBBBBTHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Sonic: What the hell are you laughing about?! Ugh, quit spitting on me! Amy: Hehehehe, sorry, can we try that again? ^^; *beep* Amy: *grabs Sonic* Take a picture of us PBBBTHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *snort* ^-^; Sorry! Sonic: That's it! I'm gonna go wash these Amy germs off of me! Amy: *-* Can I join you? Sonic: No!!! Tails: -.-;; See what I have to work with? Extrodinary things can happen if you believe in youself You've got to have some faith in yourself If you want respect from your friends *In Stardust Speedway Act 3* Shadow: *running towards Amy and the wall falls down on him* AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! GET IT OFF!! Big Boss Omochao: Ut oh..the button is broken, I can't lift it up! o.o; Shadow: x_x Amy: Oh my God, we killed Shadow! *pause* Want some cookies? Big Boss Omochao: ^^ Okay! When you feel tight, look at yourself Inside your heart you will find A special place to unwind When you feel right, look at yourself Inside your mind you will see Cosmic Eternity *Inside the Egg-shuttle* Shadow: Toot toot Sonic Warrior?! Toot toot?? What are you a warrior?! Sonic: Somebody needs to learn their lines! *beep* Shadow: Train toot Sonic Warrior? *pause* What the hell does that mean?! *beep* Shadow: Toot toot Sonic Warrior?! Toot toot?? What are...things! Sonic: BOOO!! You suck!! Shadow: ;p At least I don't sound like a train! Sonic: -.-;; Now you remember your line.. *In Metallic Madness Act 2* Omocow: I'm bald!! Sonic: I am?!?! NOOOOOOO!! Omocow: Sonic, how could you! *Quartz Quadrant Act 1* Rouge: What's with these past...future..yea. Omocows: Also known as signs! Rouge: That's what I was gonna say! *In Amy's apartment* Sonic: ...how long have you guys been here? Knuckles: Don't act like you didn't hear funny noises coming from the closet! Tails: o0 Those aren't your lines! Knuckles: *turns bright red and runs away* Rouge: Hehehe...you heard nothing! Sonic: Riiight. When you feel tight, look at yourself Inside your heart you will find A special place to unwind When you feel right, look at yourself Inside your mind you will see Cosmic Eternity Well, that was yesh. ^_^; Hoped ya liked it!