Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Adventures with Omochao ❯ Rest Easy Heroes ( Chapter 19 )

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Author's note that's ham-tastic: Alright, alright, alright! I would just like to thank all of moo for reading my inane fic of mooseyness. It taught us that Omochao is an evil little robot and should be killed. ^^; Anymoo, thanks again for reading! Don't forget to review ^-^ Ja ne!Adventures with Omochao~Rest Easy Heroes~Hi, I'm Sonic! Sonic the Hedgehog!!The fastest hedgehog in the world!You won't believe what happened last time.It was a typical day, until Amy sent Shadowout to buy a can of sardines. Don't ask why.Anyways, a few hours later Shadow was ont.v. babbling about world domination with Eggman!I have no idea why Shadow wants to take over the world,but he must be stopped, because I love watching television.**************************************************************** **********On the ARK*Shadow: Its only a matter of time before I control the world. Its what Maria wanted...Omochao: *floating around Shadow's head* I wonder..who made me and what did they make me for?Shadow: ¬¬ Stop acting like Melfina from Outlaw Star.*Meanwhile in Eggman's base*Rouge: I wonder how they got the eclipse cannon to work even though they don't have any chaos emeralds.Tails: *shrugs* Fanfics don't always have to make sense.Sonic: Rouge, could you hurry up and start up the shuttle!?*Everyone else is already inside the shuttle*Sonic: I hate it when they do that. *runs to the shuttle*Knuckles: I'll pilot the shuttle!Everyone else: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Knuckles: uu; Fine, be that way.Amy: *shaking Sonic* If you didn't treat my baby so badly, he wouldn't be trying to take over the world!!Sonic: @@ Let me go!!!!!!!Rouge: Hey Knuckles, what happened to that girl who used to follow you around?Knuckles: You mean Katie? She said something about kidnapping Frodo and Sam and locking them in her room. Rouge: oo; Too much information.Knuckles: Why do you ask?Rouge: Err...no reason. ^^;Tails: *sigh* I have no one to talk with.Omochao: *rubs Tails' leg* I'm here for you.Tails: AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!*Cut to: a room in the ARK uu;*Eggman: *pounding on the door* OPEN THIS DOOR SHADOW!!!!!! ;_; Please?! Are you even there?!?!Sonic: *runs in the room* Ho ha! Team Sonic is here, so no need to fear!Knuckles: -.-; And he said my lines were lame.Amy: *hears Eggman screaming and opens the closet door*Eggman: *falls out* Thank God!!!!! T_T I thought I'd be stuck in there forever.Omochao: Kinda like when Rupaul gave us a bath.Everyone else: .................Sonic: *grabs Eggman by the neck* What the hell did you do to Shadow?!Eggman: What makes you think I had something to do with him turning evil?Tails: Probably because you said he was your lackey on t.v.!!Eggman: Oh yeah, I forgot about that.Amy: *gets bored and turns on the t.v* Oooo its a girl!Rouge: Very good Amy. *pats her on the head*Maria: *yaaawn* What's the dealio!?Eggman: *shakes his head in shame*Knuckles: Who the hell is that?Maria: ^^ Hi, I'm Maria and I'm here to help you! Maria Crystal Power Make up!!!!Rouge: o-o You mean you're the same Maria was died on the ARK 50 years ago?!Maria: Roger Rabbit!Tails: Something is a little off here.Amy: Besides the fact that I have no lines?Sonic: Yeah, yeah. Something smells and its probably Knuckles.Knuckles: *shakes fist at Sonic*Sonic: *sees a room with a light on* Hmmm...*opens the door and sees "Maria" in front of a camera*Omochao: *takes off disguise* o_o Hi, I'm Maria and I'm here to help moo take over the world.Sonic: Must take over the world....Amy: Meep! *bashes Sonic with her Piko Piko Hammer, then hits Omochao*Sonic: Ow!! What'd ya do that for?!Amy: *huggles Sonic* That Omochao had you all hypnotizedness!!! WAAAAAA!!!Sonic: uu;Tails: *to Eggman* You hypnotized Shadow so he could help you take over the world?!Eggman: ...yeah, pretty much.Knuckles: That's so damn pathetic.Eggman: *sob* I know!!!!*Cut to: That room where the eclipse cannon is*Shadow: *singing* Can you paint with all the colors of the mountain...Sonic: *holding Eggman by the foot* Shadow!!!Shadow: I wasn't singing! You can't prove anything!Omochao: I can prove that Eggman where's dainty panties.Everyone else: o_O;;;;Sonic: Anyways...Amy: Shadow, that Maria person you saw wasn't Maria. It was Omochao dressed up like Maria, and he had you all hypnotized and you thought he was Maria but he's not and---Rouge: *slaps Amy* Shut up! You're just maknig yourself sound dumber. *pause* Did that make sense?Shadow: Uh huh. Did you bring me what I wanted?Omochao: Hai! *pulls out a pumpkin* Merry Birthmonth!!!!Shadow: ....Sonic: Shadow, you have to snap out of it! Shadow: Anyone who tries to get in my way of fulfilling my promise to Maria will die!Omochao: ^o^ Alright!!! Dying ish so kewl! Not as kewl as rabies.Sonic: *kicks Eggman* How do we bring him back to normal?!Eggman: Stop abusing me!!!!Knuckles: Oh my gawd. I have an idea.Omochao: Does it include dancing with jellyfish?Knuckles: ...*throws Omochao into a bottomless pit* As I was saying, when Sonic was hypnotized for three seconds, Amy bashed him on the head and he was imhypnotized. Rouge: Is that even a word?Knuckles: The only way to bring him back is by brute force!Everyone else: *stares at Shadow*Shadow: *blink blink*Amy: I'm sorry honey, but this is for your own good! *hits Shadow with her hammer of justice*Sonic: This is going to hurt me a lot more than its going to hurt you. *pause* Yeah, I'm lying. *jumps on Shadow's spine*Shadow: OO!!!!*Three hours later*Rouge: Okay, who's turn is it to hurt Shadow?Eggman: Me!!Knuckles: *punches Eggman* I thought I told you to keep quiet.Shadow: x.x For the last time, I'm back to normal!!!!Sonic: ^^; We were just making sure.Amy: Now let's go home! *runs out the doorway and sees a red button* *-* Button...Omochao: Puuuush it. It will bring you flowers and lollipops.Amy: ^o^ Alright! *pushes the button and the door closes, trapping Sonic and the others inside*Knuckles: What the hell was that?!Sonic: *runs to the door* Amy, what did you do?!?!Amy: ;o; Its not my fault! I'm easily influenced!Eggman: u_u The only way to open this door would be to go into the control room, but you'll have to go through that "Crazy Gadget" level.Sonic: Did you hear that, Amy??Amy: ^^ Yup! You can count on me!! *runs off*Shadow: You're entrusting Amy with our lives?Sonic: Yup.Shadow: We're doomed.Sonic: uu Yup.*Cut to: Crazy Gadget level*Amy: Eeeeww what's this green stuff?Omochao: ^o^ Jello!!!Amy: Mmmm. *jumps in the green liquidy substance and gets electrocuted* xox Damn you Omochao!! *walks past a switch then falls to her death* AAAHHHHOmochao: Don't forget to hit the switch so that gravity goes bye-bye!*-.-; Now she's magically at the end of the level..the annoying colored block section*Amy: @_@ How the hell did Sonikku get through this?!Omochao: I helped him! See? *flips a switch and Amy falls to her death..again*Amy: CURSE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!*Cut to: the control room of happiness*Amy: @_@ So many buttons! Which one opens the door that I need to be opened. *confuses herself*Omochao: Amy is confused.Amy: ??Omochao: Amy hurts herself in confusion.Amy: *smacks herself* xx;;Omochao: Push this green button!Amy: Yeah right. It'll probably make this place explode.Omochao: ;_; I've lived here my whole life and you don't believe me.Amy: No! Now let's see...ah ha! *pushes a red button*Intercom: Self-destruction now activated. The ARK will self-destruct in 15 minutes.Amy: OO OH SHIT!!!!!!*Cut to: eclipse cannon room..yup,that's what it's called now*Sonic: WHAT?!?!?!?!Shadow: I knew she'd end up killing us!!!Rouge: *chokes Eggman* This never would've happened if you hadn't trick Shadow!Knuckles: Thunder Arrow!!!!Eggman: x-X I swear....if we make it out of here alive I'll never do anything evil again.Tails: T_T I can't believe we're going to die.*Back to Amy*Amy: Crap!!! *pushes the green button that Omochao pointed to*Intercom: The ARK will now self-destruct in three minutes. Have a nice day.Amy: OH NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!Omochao: u.u I told you so!*Back to Sonic*Tails: *falls to the ground* I never tought it would end like this.Sonic: I know...Tails: *sniffle* Sonic, thank you for letting me be your sidekick.Sonic: Nah, you're not a sidekick. You're my best friend. I love ya, not that way.Tails: I love you too! *huggles Sonic*Audience: Aaaaaaaawwww!!!!Sonic: *throws a bom-omb at the audience*Rouge: Knuckles, since we're going to die I have something to tell you.Knuckles: Same here.Rouge: Well I get to go first!Knuckles: u.u; Fine.Rouge: *takes a deep breath* I love you, Knuckles! When I first saw you, I knew you were the one for me.Knuckles: Really?!Rouge: *blush* Yeah..Knuckles: I feel the same way about you.Rouge: Oh Knuckles...*pounces on him and well..its kinda obvious what they're doing*Omochao: Playing checkers?*-.-;;;;;*Eggman: *sigh* I've really done it this time.Shadow: *looking at Rouge and Knuckles* Sick....Eggman: This could've been avoided if I wasn't so obsessed with taking over the world.Shadow: No shit, sherlock!Eggman: If by some miracle we get out of here alive, I swear to never do anything evil again! Tails: u.u;; Whatever you say, Eggman.Shadow: *walks over to Sonic* ...Sonic: *pats Shadow on the back* Its not your fault, Shadow. And you didn't break your promise to Maria. No one blames you for this. *glares at Eggman*Eggman: >;pShadow: You know me a lot better than I thought.Sonic: ^^ That's because I'm the kewlest.Shadow: ....no.Intercom: Self-destructing in 5...Eggman: *jumps into Tails' arms* WAAAAA!!!!!Tails: oo;Intercom: 4...Knuckles: *holding Rouge tightly*Rouge: *sniffle* Knuckles...Intercom: 3...Sonic: *holding Shadow: I'm too kewl to die!!!!Shadow: *holding Sonic* That's my line!!!!Sonic/Shadow: *screams in fear*Intercom: 2....Amy: *sob* I'm sorry I couldn't do it, Sonikku!Omochao: *dances* Do the happy-dance of cheese! Cause girls like cars and money.Amy: *pounds her fist on the keyboard* DAMNIT!!!!Intercom: Self-destruction deactivated.Amy: *blink blink* I did it?!!?Omochao: Thank gawd my inflatible pants were here..or we'd be stuck in the 80s.*Okaaaay. Back to Sonic*Sonic: ..we're not dead?!?!Eggman: ;o; Thank God!!!!Tails: uu; *drops Eggman to the ground*Rouge: Alright!! Amy actually did something right! Shadow/Sonic: *realize their holding eachother* Get off of me!!!!Tails: How about we get the hell out of here!Knuckles: I'm down with that. *picks up Rouge and runs off to the escape pod*Tails: Wait for me!Eggman: Does this mean I have to keep my promise?Tails: u-u Let's go human-man.Eggman: Silence fox-boy.Shadow: *grabs Sonic's hand* Let's go home, faker.Sonic: ^^ To the planet that's as blue and kewl as me!Shadow: uu+ Don't say that line again.Amy: *wandering around* Sonikku?! Tails?! Shadow?! Where are you? *hears the escape pod take off* AAAHH NOOO!! WAIT FOR ME!!!Omochao: ^_^ Yay! That means we'll be together for a moose. Kissy kissy!Amy: NOOOO!! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE WITH THIS IDIOT!!!! SONIKKU!!!!!!!!!A new day brings a new adventure with OmochaoBut for now...Rest easy heroes.~The end~