Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Adventures with Omochao ❯ The Master Plan ( Chapter 18 )

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Author's Note: Howdy y'all!!! I'm sorry to say this, but....I'm ending this fic of doom. The next chapter will be the last, because I'm going off to college. *dun dun dun* ^-^; Hey, maybe I'll write a sequel one day including all the chapters I didn't write..heh heh. Anymoo, on with the fic!Adventures with Omochao~The Master Plan~I'm Shadow the Hedgehog.The one and only ultimate life form.Ugh, last time I was searching for Sonic's diary. I wish I didn't find it!It was so disturbing and horrible.After reading his diary, I found out something.Sonic has more issues than Omochao.***************************************************************Insi de Eggman's "hidden" base*Eggman: *rocking back and forth in his chair* I must think of a decent plan to take over the world!! *shakes his head at his plan to melt the polar ice caps* What was I thinking?Omochao: You were thinking that if you ignore me, I'll kiss you!Eggman: *falls out of his chair* Don't sneak up on me!!!!!!!Omochao: Ya know what Eggman? I feel your pain. Sonic won't let you make your dreams come true! Honestly, what's wrong with wanting to enslave the Earth??Eggman: That's what I've been saying!Omochao: Sonic is the true villain here! He's the one stopping you from fulfilling your dream and I'm here to help you!!Eggman: Oh boy!! Tell me your plan!!Omochao: My plan is...Eggman: Yesh?Omochao: to...Eggman: *anxious* What?!?!!?Omochao: *takes a deep breath*Eggman: *picks Omochao up and shakes him* TELL ME!!!!Omochao: ....my plaaaan is to give Sonic a voodoo doll and we stick needles in their eyes!Eggman: *drops Omochao to the ground* I should've known better.Omochao: Or you could just make Rouge and Shadow help you collect chaos emeralds and blow up the Earth.Eggman: o-o Of course!!! That idea is so original!!!! Omochao: I helped things!Eggman: *strokes his imaginary beard* The only time I ever came close to ruling the world was when Rouge and Shadow were on my side. *picks up the phone and calls Rouge*Rouge's answering machine: Hello! I'm not home right now...and no I'm not stalking Knuckles. I'm serious. WHY WON'T YOU BELIEVE ME?!!?!?Knuckles: Rouge, what are you doing?!Rouge: ..leave a message after the beep! *beeeeep*Eggman: *hangs up* Bah, forget that. I'm far too lazy to track her down.Omochao: And I'm far too lazy to be a hickory smoked sausage by sundown.Eggman: *shakes his head* Baka...Omochao: ^.~ I love you too, smoochers!Eggman: Change scenes now!!!!!*Okay okay. Let's see what's happening in Amy's apartment*Shadow: *looking at pictures on the "Sonic Mega Collection" of doom and stuph* See, I told you I was the main character in Sonic Adventure 2!Sonic: Damnit! *gives Shadow $30* That's the last time I make a wager with you...Shadow: ¬¬ Wanna bet?Sonic: Hell yeah!!!Shadow: *snickers..not the candy* Its all too easy.Amy: Shadow, what did I tell you about gambling with your father?Shadow: To do it as often as possible?Amy: And don't you forget it! *goes back in the kitchen*Tails: T_T I don't wanna taste your beet-tuna-moose surprise!Amy: ^^ Of course ya do! Omochao gave meh the recipe.Omochao: *waves idiotically*Amy: *gasp* Oh no! I'm all out of sardines! ;-; Without that, my dinner will be ruined!Tails: I'll get it for you. Omochao: o-o; Why don't you make Shadow get the fishy thing for you. Not like I'm helping Eggman take over the world...Tails: Amy, I think he's up to something. Call it a hunch, but I think he's helping Eggman take over the world.Amy: Must obey Omochao. *walks into the family room*Tails: *sigh* No one ever listens to me..Amy: *yelling* Tails, what did I tell you about talking to yourself?!Tails: ^^;;;Omochao: Don't worry, I have an enchanted forest in my head too...Tails: o.o;Amy: Shadow, would you be a reptar bar and go buy me a can of sardines?Shadow: No.Amy: *smacks Shadow* I SAID GET ME SARDINES!!!!!!Shadow: *mumbles* One day I'll kill her...one day. Amy: Don't forget to look both ways before you cross the street!Shadow: u-u; Yeah yeah.Omochao: And don't forget to get in cars with strangers!! ^.^ Men in white coats are your friends.Sonic: *rolls eyes* Of course they are.*Cut to: the streets of Station Square*Eggman: *hiding behind a building* I can't believe I was desperate enough to go through with your plan.Omochao: Don't worry. Amy sent Shadow out to get a bowl of rice, so I left a trail of cookies for Shadow that would lead him straight into your stupidly hidden base.Eggman: uu+ My base is hidden very well. *delayed* Wait, you left a trail of cookies for Shadow?!?!Omochao: *nods and his head falls off*Eggman: Shadow's not that stupid!! He won't eat off the ground, but if we were talking about Knuckles..Shadow: Damn shopping for Amy. Damn---ooo cookies!!! *starts eatting the cookies Omochao left on the ground*Eggman: Oh my bob! Omochao's plan is working. *heart attack* x-x;Omochao: Clear! *explodes**Cut to: Eggman's stupidly hidden base*Shadow: *eats the last cookie that's on a chair...in a dark room...great description!* Mmmm that was delicious.Eggman: I'm glad you think so! *pushes Shadow down in the chair and straps restrain him from moving* XD HA HA HO HO HO TWEE!Shadow: What kind of stupid laugh was that?!Eggman: Silence!!! You belong to me now! You will help me conquer the world!Shadow: I don't see that happening anytime soon.Eggman: Fine, I tried to do this the nice way, but nooo. You have to stubborn. Omochao, put in the tape.Omochao: Aye aye, captain Jack! *puts in a tape of "Ultimate Muscle"*Shadow: DEAR GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Eggman: *tapes Shadow's eyelids up* Shadow: EGGMAN YOU BASTARD!!! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!Eggman: u-u I don't see that happening anytime soon. I'll leave you too watch this horrible excuse for a cartoon show.Shadow: *trying to break free* Where the hell is Sonic when you need him!?*Cut to: Amy's apartment*Sonic: Where the hell is Shadow when you need him!?Amy: -.-; Did you lose the remote control again?Sonic: ...maybe.Amy: You're probably sitting on it.Sonic: *gets up and sees he was sitting on it* ^^; Heh heh.*Aaah randomness. Can't live without it. Back in Eggman's base*Eggman: Want some more, Shadow?!Shadow: I'll do whatever you say!! Just please stop the tape!!!!Eggman: Omochao, turn off the tape.Omochao: Aye aye, ma'am! *bashes his head on the t.v screen until it explodes. Yay random explosions!!*Eggman: oo; That wasn't necessary. *ahem* Now for phase two. *brings out another t.v and turns it on*Maria: *in the t.v...yesh, she's in it!!!!!* Shadow!!!!!Shadow: *gasp* Maria?!Maria: *sniffle* Oh Shadow, its been so long.Shadow: I...I thought you were dead.Maria: No, you silly goose. GUN captured me, used their magic powers and put me inside this television. I've been stuck inside for 50 years!Eggman: *slaps his forehead*Shadow: That doesn't make much sense, but who cares! I'm just happy you're alive.Maria: Shadow, I thought we were friends. *holding back her tears* You didn't even keep your promise.Shadow: Yes I did! I gave everyone a chance to be happy, just like you wanted.Maria: *sob* That's not what I said!!!!Shadow: Huh?!?!Maria: I said conquer the world, not save it! Vote yesh for world domination!Shadow: @_@ Must conquer the world...Maria: Yes, take over the world.Shadow: Must take over the world.Maria: And obey Omochao.Shadow: Must obey Omochao...Maria: ...crotchrocket!Shadow: Crotchrocket....Maria: ^^ Hehehehe.Eggman: uu; On to phase errr number.*Cut to: Amy's apartment*Amy: Sonikku, I'm worried about Shadow. I sent him to get the sardines three hours ago!!Sonic: Well this is Shadow we're talking about, so...Tails: *gasp* Eggman's on the t.v!!!!!!!Sonic: What's that bastard up to this time?Eggman: Citizens of Earth!! Lend me your ears and listen carefully.Amy: @@; But how can we hear anything if we give him our ears?Sonic: ¬¬ Amy, remember that talk we had about making idiotic comments?Eggman: I, Dr.Eggman, the world's greatest scientific genius and soon to be the world's greatest ruler will---Shadow: *points camera in his direction* Pathetic humans!! I will be your new ruler! I'll make each day a living hell for all of you! I--Eggman: Hey, I'm the future ruler, you're just a lackey.Shadow: Lackey? You dare call me a lackey?! *punches Eggman, then locks him in a closet* Pathetic human...Amy: Oh my gosh! Shadow's turned evil again!Tails: Thanks for pointing out the obvious.Omochao: ;_; That's suppose to be my job.Audience: Aaaaawwwww!Sonic: *sets audience on fire* ^^Shadow: You have exactly one hour to bring me the head of your president and all of his successors or I will blow up the world. Don't believe me? Then I'll give you a demonstration. *activates the eclipse cannon and blows up the moon*Amy: NOT THE MOON!!!!Sonic: Has he gone mad?!?!Shadow: >XD Mwahahaha! Remember, in an hour if you don't bring me what I want, I will destroy the world. *pause* Oh yeah, I'm on the ARK. *end transmission*Tails: What could have caused Shadow to do this?!Omochao: *glares* Non-blueberry muffins.Sonic: Would you shut up?! Omochao: *slams head on Amy's kneecap* I am a blueberry muffin! I am a blueberry muffin!Amy: OW!!! *throws Omochao in the garbage*Sonic: We've gotta go to the ARK and stop Shadow from blowing up Earth, because if he blows it up I can't watch t.v. anymore.Tails: Hmm..that's the hundredth time we've used the word "t.v" in this chapter.*Knuckles and Rouge fall through the roof*Rouge: We'll help you!Knuckles: We have to save the world from all evil! *strikes a heroic pose*Sonic: Okay, that wins the vote for the lamest line ever!!!!!!Tails: Looks like we have to go to the ARK...again!!plain Omochao: Your smile is a bomb!!!Sonic: uu; Oh, the stupidity.Right you are Sonic! Umm..what was up with Maria?! Will Shadow kill Eggman? Can Sonic and his friends stop Shadow from destroying the planet? Will Omochao get a brain? Prolly not. Stayed tuned for the final chapter!