Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Adventures with Omochao ❯ Sonic Adventure 2 Anniversary Special ( Chapter 17 )

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Author's Note: Hey hey moo!! ^^; Its only been a year since I posted a new chapter. Anymoo, I hope moo enjoy it! Its the "special" chapter you've all been waiting for..sorta. I'm taking a break from the Omochao insanity to bring ye this "special" chapter. ^-^; There's not going to be a random adventure in this chapter and uuuhhh *falls asleep*Adventures with Omochao~*Sonic Adventure 2 Anniversary Special*~*Live from Hollywood, California...well, its not really live since this is a fanfic. Not like you didn't know this was a fanfic. Ya know what?! Screw you all!!!*Bunnie Rabbot: Does y'all have the box that steals your soul on?Rotor: If you mean video camera, then yes it's on.Bunnie: Alright! Howdy y'all back in Knothole!!! Right now I'm standing infront of the Sheraton hotel and this is the place where them thar Sonic Adventure 2 Anniversary is takin place. Hyuck! And just look at this crowd!*Two fans wave at the camera. Whoo, what a crowd. -.- *Bunnie: Oh mah stars! Look who just pulled up in a beat-up, old white car! Its Knuckles and a mouse with bat wings. Let's go chat with them. *walks up to Knuckles and Rouge* Rouge: AAARG!!! YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT!!! *whacks Knuckles with..a moose! o0*Knuckles: OW!! >< I didn't do it on purpose!!!Bunnie: Howdy y'all!! How are y'all doin tonight?Rouge: *slaps Knuckles* This idiot wrecked my car!!!!!Knuckles: Hey!!! Its not my fault my arms got tired and I let Omochao take the wheel and he crashed into a parked truck!!Rouge: >< Yesh it is!!!!!!!!!!!!Knuckles: |:' Hmph! That's the last time I drive your car!Rouge: Ya damn right it is!!!!Bunnie: *blink blink* So Knuckles, are y'all still in love with Julie-su or what?Knuckles: Julie-wha?!!Rouge: *glares at Knuckles* Who the hell is Julie-su?!?!!?Knuckles: o-o I do---Omochao: Silly Rouge, boxes are for shoes! Everyone who's Bob knows Knuckles made many babies with Julie-su, then he ran away and became a playa.Knuckles: o-0 That's no---Rouge: YOU WHAT?!?!!??Knuckles: >< Can I please finish one sentence?!?! o-0 Rouge, put that gun down!!!!! AAAAIIEEE!! *glides away*Rouge: SHI NE!!!!! *chases after him*Bunnie: Shucks y'all, that thar was suuuuure confusing. Lookie over yonder, its Tails!!! TAILS OVER HERE!!!Tails: Oh no...I thought she was dead! Omochao: If you close your eyes you'll disappear. *closes eyes* Hey, it still works!!Tails: -.-;; *throws Omochao in a nearby blender..because blenders are around every corner*Bunnie: Hiya Tails!! Give your Aunt Bunnie a hug!!Tails: ^^;;; Heh heh, let's not and say we didn't, ok?Bunnie: ^o^ That's mah funny Tails!! *hugs Tails*Tails: *siiiigh* Rotor: Hey bro, remember all the fun we had making gadgets and gizmos in my hut.Tails: ^^; I try not too.Bunnie: So Tails, did y'all bring a date to this fancy schmancy award show thing?Tails: Well, umm heh heh who me? Girls are icky! *pause* >O< NOBODY WOULD GO WITH ME!! WAAA *runs off crying*Bunnie: Poor little boy. Oh well! Now who's pulling up in this black limo?Shadow: *steps out of the limo and is surrounded by fangirls* Thanks for paying for the limo, girls.President of the Shadow Fanclub: *-* We'd do anything for you Shadow-sama! ALL HAIL SHADOW-SAMA!!!Shaundra: MARRY ME SHADOW!!!!Killiana: Leave him alone, you whore!!!Shaundra: Why you little...*And Killiana and Shaundra begin to kill eachother*Shadow: XD Pathetic humans!!!Bunnie: I take it y'all must be Shadow the Hedgehog! We all back thar in Knothole heard some much about y'all.Shadow: *blink blink* What the hell did you just say?! Rotor: Hehe! And he's funny too! *snort*Bunnie: Oh mah stars! I can't believe I gets to talk with the famous black hedgehog y'all! I thank them thar lucky stars of mine that I'm here today at this award show.Shadow: Okay, now you're annoying me.President of the Shadow Fanclub: Nobody annoys Shadow-sama and gets away with it!!! Shadow fanclub..ATTACK!!!Bunnie: o.o Oh mah stars!!!! Turn off that camera and run!!!!!! I SAID TURN IT OFF!!!!*And the screen goes fuzzy, but screams of agony can be heard. And the camera is on again*Bunnie: *bruised and bloody* x-o Never mess with fangirls...huh? Oh mah stars!! Its Sonic! And some pink hedgehog! SONIC!!!Sonic: Who the hell..oh no. I thought they were dead.Amy: Who's the rabbit? Is she related to Cream?Rotor: Hey bro! Its been a long time!Sonic: -.- Obviously not long enough.Bunnie: Hey sugahhog! Whatcha been up to these past years?Amy: >.> Sonikku, who are these people?Sonic: *sigh* Back in the early 90s, we video game characters needed money..badly! I starred in a number of bad cartoon shows and as for Mario...*cringes at the thought of the Super Mario Bros. movie*Bunnie: Is this here pink hedgehog your date?Sonic: Yea! Only losers come to award shows without a date.Tails: ;o; Sooonic!!! *runs away crying..again!*Amy: Heeeey, how did you people find out about this award show? Rotor: A little blue robot told us to come.Bunnie: Aaaaanyhooo, I hope you're not cheating on Sally girl or else!Sonic: *mumbles* Note to self: burn down Knothole.Amy: Sonikku belongs to me, so tell that Salad person to back off!!!!!!Bunnie: Her name is Sally not Salad!! And as her best friend I must fend Sonic off from hags like yourself!Rotor: Oooo someone got dissed!Amy: Now you've gone to far. *strikes a Sailor Moon pose* In the name of Sonikku, I'll punish you..you...RABBIT!! *pulls out her infamous Piko Piko Hammer and whacks Bunnie and Rotor sky high*Bunnie/Rotor: Looks like Team Rocket is blasting off agaaaaaaaaaaain! *ping*Sonic: Whoa Amy, that was..impressive.Amy: ^_^ Does that mean you really do care about me?!Sonic: Noooooo.Shadow: *walks over to Sonic and Amy* Well, if it isn't dork, dorkk and dorky.Sonic: There's only two of us.Shadow: ...shut up!*Just then, Eggman wobbles over to them*Amy: Eeeeew! Who invited Eggman?!Eggman: I don't even know why you guys bothered to show up. I will be the one winning all the awards tonight! *evil cackle of doom*Shadow: That's suppose to be my line.Sonic: Whaatever. So Eggman, I see you came here without a date. Why am I not surprised?Eggman: On the contrary, you annoying little blue freak of nature. This is my date..Sera: *walks over to Eggman* Hiiiii! I didn't know where to park your flying car, so I parked it in the middle of the road.*The sound of a car getting hit and exploding is heard in the background*Eggman: ;_; My car!Sonic: *as Nelson Muntz* Ha ha!Omochao: *singsong* If I were a moose I'd ride my boat! RIDE MY BOAT!!!!Shadow: And that's are cue to leave.*Everyone goes inside the hotel leaving Omochao singing to himself*Amy: ^.~ Hey Sonikku, after this award thingy is over let's get a room and get our freak on!Sonic: ...I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.Amy: Want me to repeat it?Sonic: NO!!!Tails: Hey everyone..and Eggman. The conference room (I think that's what its called. xx Who cares?) is this way. Follow me.Omochao: No! He's a liar liar cows on fire. The conference room is over here. *points to a microwave. What's a microwave doing out in a hall, we'll never know*Knuckles: Who's telling the truth?! So confusing..Rouge: *bashes Knuckles' head with a shovel* Follow Tails, you idiot.*The conference room is decorated with plastic fish and the tables are covered with goldfish crackers and center stage has a cardboard cut-out of Spongebob that says, "Just say no to Jellyspotters!" Weird..*Omochao: ^^ I decorated the room.Shadow: Now it all makes sense...minus the making sense part.Tails: Well, our table is in the center. Let's take our seats.*Now to bore you with the seating arrangements. Sonic is at the head of the table and to the left of him is Amy, Tails, and Shadow. Eggman is at the other head of the table and to the left of him is Sera, Knuckles and Rouge.*Sera: *ahem* Eggy-chan! *nudges him*Eggman: ...oh yea. *Eggman and Sera walk to a back room*Rouge: I wonder where those two went.Shadow: -.- Who gives a damn?Amy: o-o What if they went to go make-out?!Everyone else: Eeeeeeewwww!!!!Sonic: Dirty images..get them outta my head!!!!!!Knuckles: Shut up, Sonic. The show is about to start.Tikal: *walks on the stage* Hello everyone! I'm your host, Tikal and welcome to the Sonic Adventure 2 Anniversary Special!! Before we give out the awards, we have a very special musical guest. ^^ Are you ready to rock?!*silence*Tikal: *sigh la moose* You're a great audience. Please welcome the Singing Omochaos von Moose to the stage. Strange name.*Four Omochaos dressed like the Swedish come on the stage*Shadow: Is it me or did the intelligence in this room drop dramatically?Tails: u.u This should be lame.*In the tune of "Do-Re-Mi" from The Sound of Music*Omochao #1: Do - the money that buys the beer.Omochao #2: Re - the guy who serves me beer.Omochao #3: Mi - the person who drinks the beer.Omochao: #4: Fa - a long long way to the joooooohn!!All: Sol let's have another beer! La let's have another beer!Omochao #2: Ti?Everyone else: No thanks, I'll have some beer!Omochao #1: Which will bring us back to Do!All: Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti Do Sol Do!!!! *strike a pose*Audience: *stare blankly at the Omochaos*Singing Omochaos von Moose: Thanks! We'll be here all Tuesday!! *walk off stage*Tikal: ^^; That was..unexpected. Let's get back to the reason why you're all here. The awards!!!Sonic: YEA!!!!! All your awards are belong to me!!!!Knuckles: Can we kill him now?Rouge: I wish..Tikal: Presenting the award for the worst voice in SA2 is Cream the bunny and Cheese!*Cream walks on stage with Cheese on her head*Cream: ^-^ Hiya!!Tails: Aaaaww she's cute.Sonic: _ Looks like Sega finally made a girlfriend for Tails.Tails: o-0 Nuh uh!!!!Knuckles: -.- What's next, a wife for Eggman!?Amy: Eeeewww.Cream: When making a game that has 42 minute cut scenes, its essential that the characters have a decent voice. This however doesn't apply for SA2 ^^ Hehe! All the voices were horrible, but one voice stood out the most.Sonic: ^^ Even when she's insulting us she's still cute!Amy: Heeeeey, she's the dirty biotch that replaced me in Sonic Advance 2!!!! ;-; Because of her, I was a hidden character!Cream: *death glare* That's right, Amy. First I'll take your place in all the games, then I'm gonna kill ya.Cheese: ^o^ Kill kill!!Amy: O_O Sonikku, did ya hear what she said?!?!!?Sonic: Yup.Tails: ^-^ She's so adorable.Rouge: *singsong* Tails and Cream sitting in a tree. F-U-C--*gets slapped by Knuckles* Ow..Knuckles: He's a minor.Rouge: ^^; Whoops.Cream: ^^ The winner of this award needs to spend some time at voice acting camp.Cheese: ^o^ Loser!!Cream: The award for worst voice in SA2 goes to....Miles "Tails" Prower!!!!Everyone sans Tails: *points and laughs*Tails: ;-; My voice wasn't that bad. *sniffle*Shadow: XD Bah!! Go up and get your award already!*An embarressed Tails walks up on the stage and receives a hug from Cream, then she gives him a trophy with Sonic on it. -.- That's how all the award look and it has the category at the bottom..are people still reading this?*Cheese: ^o^ Dork!Tails: *stares at Cream and blushes*Sonic: TAILS, KISS HER!!!!!!!!Tails: >< Sonic!!!!!!!!!!Cream: *giggles*Tails: Um...I'm not really thr--Amy: Say cheese for mommy!!!! *takes a picture of Tails*Rouge: Mommy?Shadow: You don't want to know.Tails: As I was saying..I'm not really thrilled about receiving this award. Rouge's voice was worse than mine! Rouge: HOW DARE YOU!!!! BLACK WAVE!!!Tails: o-o I was just kidding!!!!! *gets hit and collapses*Cheese: *drags Tails back to his seat then walks away*Tikal: Thank you, Cream and Cheese. The next category is favorite character theme song in SA2. ^^ All the songs were wonderful, except Tails' theme song. Tails: T_T Why must every five minutes of my life be filled with insults?Tikal: The next presenter is a crazy senile owl who is a little more intelligent than an Omochao. Please welcome Old Man Owl (from the Sonic Anime) to the stage.Audience: *does nothing*Tikal: Could you people be a little more enthusiastic?!Audience: No!Old Man Owl: *wobbles on to the stage* Hello ladies and watermelons. *trying to read his cuecard* Uh..we are gathered here tonight to join favorite character theme song in SA2 in holy matrimony. Winner Shadow the Hedgehog, you may now kiss your bride!!!!Audience: *goes wild*Knuckles: |:| I should've won this award.*Shadow walks on stage and Old Man Owl tries to kiss him. Shadow takes his award and throws Old Man Owl in a nearby blender*Shadow: I...ummm I didn't really prepare a speech.Omochao: Psst..read this! *hands Shadow a piece of paper*Shadow: *reads the paper* Welp, I like big butts and I cannot lie. I like to spank them everywhere! Spank you very much.Audience: o_OShadow: *to Omochao* Why do I keep thinking you'll do something inteligent?Omochao: ...chocolate moose?Killiana: YOUR SPEECH WAS GREAT!! EVEN IF IT WAS A BIT DISTURBING!!!! WOOO!!Shaundra: I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT!!!! SHE STOLE MY LINE!!! I LOVE YOU THE MOST SHADOOOOW!!!*And once again Killiana and Shaundra try to kill eachother*Shadow: *blinks then walks to his seat*Amy: ^^ Congradulations sweetie! *pinches Shadow's cheek...and yesh I mean on his face*Shadow: -_-;Tikal: The next award is probably the most important award we're giving out tonight. The presenter of the favorite character in SA2 award is hated by oh..thousands of people. Hell, we don't know if she's a squirell, rat or a mouse. But we can all agree that she's annoying. Heeeeeeere's Sally Acorn!Audience: BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Katie: SEGASONIC FOREVER!!!!! ARCHIESONIC NEVER!!!!!!!!Sally: *walks up on stage and goldfish crackers are thrown at her* Gee, thanks. I love you too.Amy: PUT SOME DAMN PANTS ON, YA SLUT!!!!!!Sonic: u.u And do us all a favor and button up that vest.Sally: I'm gonna ignore those comments and read my cuecard. *ahem* The award I'm giving out I can't relate to since I don't know what being a favorite character feels like. *stops reading* Hey, who wrote this?!Amy: *cackles evilly*Sally: *growls and continues reading* All the characters in SA2 were slighty annoying, like myself, but one character was loved. One character is worshipped all over the land. The winner of the favorite character in SA2 award goes to...Sonic: *gets up* Thank you, thank you! I did deserve this--Sally: Shadow the Hedgehog!!!!!!!!!!!!Sonic: o-o What?!?!?!Knuckles: _ Gee Sonic, you must feel so embarressed right now.Shadow: *sigh* Not another award..*goes on the stage**Sally tries to give him a hug, but Shadow uses his Chaos Spear attack on her, then takes his award*Audience: GO SHADOW!!!!!!!Shadow: Thanks. Sonic: *whispering* He won two awards, and I didn't win any! I'm the star of the game!!!Rouge: Let's jump him after the show is over.Knuckles: Right on!Shadow: I'm honored that you voted for me as your favorite character..or something.Amy: THAT'S MY BABY!!!!!!!!!!! *sob* MY BABY!!!!!Shadow: -.-; Anyways, um...thanks again. *sigh* I'm no good with speeches. *walks back to his seat*Shadow Fanclub: Shadow! Shadow! He's our hedgehog! If he can't do it nobody can! GOOO SHADOW!!!Sonic: *glares at Shadow* You took my award!Shadow: >;p Pbbbbt!!!Tikal: Before we give out the last award, we have yet another performer for you! Spongeboob Squirepants.Spongebob: Darnit, I wanted to sing.Tikal: ^^; Oops, I meant to say Spongebob Squarepants.Audience: *monotone* Yay.Tikal: -_- Its better than them doing nothing.Spongebob: *walks on the stage* Hey, how are ya guys doing tonight? Pretty good? Alriiight.Rouge: *rolls eyes* Couldn't they hire someone good?!?!Knuckles: We're lucky Sega had enough money to put this together.Rouge: I suppose they did a half-way decent job.Spongebob: This song is dedicated to people who wear sweaters. *starts singing off key* The best time to wear a sweater is everytiiiime. Green, turtleneck--Shadow: Chaos Spear!!!!!!!!Spongebob: x.x You're too kind...*passes out*Cheese: *carries Spongebob off the stage*Shadow: Sorry, I can't take another song!!!Tikal: That was short and umm...short. Anyways, the last category is for the most kewlest/annoying level in SA2. Let's give a big hand for Sera!Steve: *throws a plastic hand at Sera*Sera: Ok, that's just gross.Steve: I do what I can. ^^Sera: Accursed audience members!Amy: Oh, so that's why she left. She gets to present--Tails: We already figured it out, ya don't need to tell us!Sera: Game builder..people try their bests to like come up with really kewl levels for games! It doesn't work all the time though. In SA2, mostly everyone agreed that City Escape was the kewlest level!Sonic: ^o^ Hell yea!! My level!!!!!! In your face Shadow!!!!!Shadow: But do you get an award for it?Sonic: ....curse you and your logic.Sera: ^^ City Escape was fun, fast and had awesome music. Apparently there were alot of annoying levels in SA2. Most people hated Cannon's Core, Final Chase, Meteor Herd, and Security Hall, but the most annoying level was Eternal Engine. Those little chaos-wannabe thingys were annoying as hell!!Tails: Why did I get stuck with the most annoying level?! Why did I get stuck with the worst voise?!Sonic: *singsong* Someone at Sega doesn't like you...Sera: After stating the most kewlest/annoying level in SA2 I hope people at the Sonic Team will realize what the people like. They like me!!! ^.^ Peace out! *walks off the stage and takes her seat* ^^ How did I do?Everyone else: Uhh..great?Sera: ^^ I thought so too.Tikal: I'm sorry, I thought that was the last category, but I was wrong. The next category is just plain peculiar. Presenting the next award is Mighty the Armadillo.Audience: *cough*Knuckles: *whispering* I wonder where he's been all these years.Sonic: >.> Don't you remember what happened to the Chaotix? They've been in "The Closet of Forgotten Characters" after their first and only game. And soon Amy will join them.Amy: ;o; NOOOOOO!!!Mighty: *walks on stage with anger!!* Ya know, it's bad enough that the Sonic Team has forgotten about me, but then they have the nerve to make me announce the winner of this stupid award!!! AAARG!!Knuckles: Calm down, Vector!Mighty: MY NAME IS MIGHTY!!!!!! *points to Knuckles..with anger!!* I blame you for this!Knuckles: *rolls eyes* Just give out the award.Mighty: *growls* The award for the best nose goes to Miles "Tails" Prower and Omochao. Yes, it was a tie.Omochao: ;-; Oh my God!!!!!!! I've never won an award in my life! *cries uncontrollably* I'm so happy, I could explode!Tails: Finally, a non-embaressing award!!!Sonic: *slams head on the table* It just isn't FAIR!!!Amy: Sonikku, stop it. You're dropping the goldfish crackers.*Tails and Omochao walk up to the stage and Mighty gives them their awards*Mighty: |:| Everyone has the same damn nose anyways, except for the Eggman. And that robot doesn't even have a nose!!! Tails: ^^ I just want to thank all my fans and---*gets thrown off the stage by Omochao*Omochao: *sniffle* I wanna thank all my adoring fans! It's not easy having a great nose like mine. It takes years of practice and determination and of course, pizza and other greasy foods. Thank you God for blessing me with such an awesome nose and thank you Micheal Jackson for hanging a baby from a balcony! *walks back to his seat*Sera: Well that's the creepiest speech I've ever heard.Tikal: If you think that was the last award than think again! One of you won't leave home empty handed. Please welcome Eggman to the stage.Audience: *yawns*Amy: *whispers* I wonder what award he's giving out.Sonic: Prolly something egg-cellent. Get it!?!? XD!!!Everyone else: *falls back anime style*Eggman: When the Sonic Team asked me to present this award I had to turn them down. Why did they want me to give it out?!?! But when they promised to let me win in the next game, I couldn't refuse. Of course, I just realized they were lying. *sigh* Damn bastards!! Here goes nothing. *reads the cuecard* Through the past 11 years the Sonic Team has brought people an action-packed, speedy, stylish, fun-filled game. *stops* I just want to say I didn't write this. *continues reading* Sonic the Hedgehog went in store June 23, 1991 and soon found a place in our hearts. *gag* There was something special about this blue hedgehog. After his first hit game, the Sonic Team decided to make a sequeal, Sonic the Hedgehog 2. It took them years to come up with that title. This game introduced a new character named Miles "Tails" Prower...and the kids loved it. Soon Sonic become a household name. Sonic was even in the Macy*s Thanksgiving Day parade!! There were Sonic cartoons, an anime, and he even appeared on the Rosie O'Donnel show. And after 11 years he's still as popular as ever with a bunch of new characters and a new anime show. 11 years and going strong! The lifetime achievement award goes to Sonic the Hedgehog.Audience: *stands up and applaudes*Tikal: *also applauding* ^^ That's the participation I wanted.Sonic: *a little shocked* Did he just say what I thought he did?!Amy: ^^ He sure did! Congradulations Sonikku!!!Tails: ^o^ Way to go, Sonic!!Shadow: Even though you're a fool, you do deserve this award.Sera: You rock the socks!Rouge: ^-^ Looks like you got what you wanted. Congradulations!Knuckles: I'll only say this one time and one time only. I'm proud of you.Sonic: *sniffle* Thanks guys.Omochao: Now go up there and give Eggman a kiss from you to me!!Sonic: ^^; Whatever! *Sonic goes on the stage and he has a glaring contest with Eggman. After a few minutes Eggman extends his arm out and Sonic shakes his hand*Sonic: *sniffle* I totally deserve this award! People think its easy saving the world and looking hot at the same time, but its not. It takes lots of hard work and a college education. I want to thank all my fans for keeping me in business! And here's to many more years of Sonic games! Thank you!! *walks back to his seat with Eggman*Tikal: And that's all for the award, folks! Now its time to answer questions from the fans!!Audience: Booooooooo!!!Tikal: u.u Hey, we have to make the time go by somehow. Okay, are first question is for Tails. A person named J.B asked, "What do you think of all the weird couplings all these authors have put you in... the most common being Tails/Amy? ^.^ and the most weird being Tails/Sonic (although it's also common too.. X_x) Well?Tails: I don't really like any of the pairings. I like Amy as a friend, but I don't think we could date. x.x She loves Sonic, remember?Amy: Eeeeeeew! I can't date my own son!!! That's just sick!!Tails: And as for me and Sonic...let's not go there. I'm not homophobic or anything...Sonic: Besides, Tails has a crush on Cream.Tails: ;o; No I don't!!!Tikal: Next question!! Colin asked, "Eggman, WHY IS YOU'RE VOICE SO HIGH IN JAPENESE!?!?!?!?!?! (MADDDNNNEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!)"Eggman: *glares at Sonic* There's a good reason for that...*Flashback to the making of SA2*Director: Now we're going to do the same thing in japanese, but 100 times better!Sonic: *half awake* Psst..Shadow-kun!Shadow: Nani?Sonic: *starts singing in a sleepy tone* Motto, motto, aishiteru! Tuxedo Shadow!!Shadow: *annoyed as hell* SHI NE!!!!Sonic: o-o Eeep!!! *runs around Eggman*Eggman: Eh??Shadow: *accidentally kicks Eggman in the groin*Eggman: O.O!!!!!!!!!!*End of flashback*Eggman: And that's why my voice was so high pitched.Sonic: If only we cared.Eggman: *pulls out a gun* You die now!!!Sonic: Bring it on, egg belly!Tikal: Calm down!!! The next question Colin asked was, "GUN, WHY ARE YOU SO PATHITIC!?!?! A Fat Chub, A Black Headghog with a identity Crisis, & a penny whore of a bat destroyed your robots, stole the Chaos Emeralds, & BLEW UP THE FUCKING ISLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW PATHITIC IS THAT!?!?!?!?!?"Bob: *person who created the GUN organization stands up* Well Colin, that is pretty pathetic indeed. *sits back down*Tikal: -.- Good answer. Colin's last question is, "Talis & Eggman, WHY DO YOU TALK TO YOURSELVES SO FREQUENTLY!?!?!?!? IT'S FRIGHTING!!!!!!!!!!"Eggman: They say talking to yourself makes you insane...or am I so sane that I blow your mind?!?!?!Tails: Uh...I was suppose to be exactly like Eggman, so that's why I had to talk to myself.Eggman: No, you're insane just like me!!!!!!Tails: Can we please move on to the next question?!Tikal: The next question is for all of you. Soul asked, "Who can you relate to THE MOST in the game seires "Dead or Alive?"Eggman: What kind of stupid question is that?!? When I take over the world I'll make sure to kill---Sera: o-o Calm down, Eggy-chan!!!!Omochao: *waves his arms idiotically* Oooooo!! I'd be that guy that has two arms!!!!!!!!!!!!Sonic: .....or we'd be characters that are like...us. Amy: What's a 'Dead or Alive' series anyways?Sonic: Next question!!!!Tikal: Next question is from Omochia and she asks, "Sonic, why in the hell do you want to marry Shadow?! Leave that to hyper fangirls like myself!"Everyone else: *stares at Sonic*Sonic: Um....^^; no comment.Amy: *chokes Sonic* WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT TO MARRY SHADOW?!?!?! YOU CAN'T MARRY YOUR OWN SON!!!!!!!! AND YOU'RE MARRIED TO ME! I OWN YOU!!!Sonic: X-x Gaah...heeelp...Amy: *releases Sonic* Shadow, you'd better not try to take my Sonikku away from me.Shadow: u-u; Amy, shut up!Knuckles: *whispers to Rouge* I always knew Sonic was gay.Sonic: I HEARD THAT!!!!!Rouge: ....yeah, I knew he was too.Eggman: *points and laughs at Sonic*Tails: oo; Maybe you should ask another question before Sonic explodes from embarressment.Tikal: *giggles* Okay, Bren-chan asks, "Why the heck does GUN confuse Sonic and Shadow from eachother? I mean..C'MON!! Even a rabid monkey stuck in a used vacuum bag can tell them apart!!"Bob: *from GUN* Duuuuh...*drools*Shadow: I'll answer that one. *ahem* GUN is full of dumbasses that should die a horrible death!! I WILL DESTROY GUN!!!!Amy: u.u Obviously black and blue are almost the same color. Rouge: *twitch* They look nothing alike!!! Sonic isn't black and doesn't have white chest fur!!! Fools, all of you!!Sonic: I can't believe I got thrown in jail, because someone can't tell the difference between black and blue.Tikal: I concur, GUN is doltish.Sonic: Huh?!Tikal: It means they're stupid!Sonic: ...huh?!?!Tikal: Forget it!!!!Sonic: Huh?!Shadow: *throws a brick at Sonic* Shut up!!!Sonic: x.xTikal: This question is for Omochao. Static2007 asks, "Why do you tell people not to fall down in pits?! I mean, how obvious is that?!?"Omochao: Duuuh obvious isn't in my vocabulary. People are blind and can't see pits and other holes. ;o; I was programmed to be a moron!! *sob*Audience: Aaaaaww.Eggman: If I had a soul I'd feel sorry for him..but I don't!Sera: Thaaaaaaaat's Eggy-chan! ^.^Tikal: Next question is from the Saxophonist and she asks, "Jeez Sonic! What the heck is your probelm?! Wishing that you were a girl so that you could marry Shadow!? You've probably traumatized him for life!"Shadow: T_T You have no idea..Amy: YOU WISHED WHAT?!?!?!?!?!Sonic: oo; Oh gawd...Tails, help me!!Tails: Amy, don't be angry at Sonic. It's not his fault that you've annoyed him so much that he no longer has interest in women.Amy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!!!!!!Sonic: Thanks a bunch.Tails: No prob.Amy: *bashes Sonic on the head with a megaton hammer*Sonic: x-XRouge: No wonder his head is so screwed up..Eggman: *taping the whole thing* This is classic entertainment.Tikal: This question is for the cast. Souseiji asks,"Can we own your souls?"Everyone sans Sonic: o_o No!!!Omochao: I already own their souls!!! Get your own!!! *meows*Sera: Pfft, like meowing is threatening.Tikal: Oooo another ranting person named Josh B. Here's his first question, "Eggman, WHAT DOES YOSH MEAN!!!!"Eggman: It's japanese for awesome, idiot!!!Knuckles: Insulting people is a sure-fired way to make fans.Omochao: I thought "yosh" was japanese for "I love to bathe in bacon fat!"Tikal: Okay, let's ignore that comment by Omochao. Josh's next question is, "Eggman, WHY IS YOUR "hidden" base SO POORLY HIDDEN!! I MEAN WHY ARE THERE STATUES WITH YOUR FACE ON THEM ALL AROUND YOUR BASE!! WHAT KIND OF STUPID FAT ASS WOULD DO THAT!! OH RIGHT YOU ARE A FAT ASS!!!"Eggman: *pulls out his gun* I will hunt you down, boy!! AND DESTROY YOU AND YOUR FAMILY!! BWAHAHAHAHA! NEW WORLD ORDER!!Sera: oo; You're scaring me more than usual, Eggy-chan.Eggman: I'm sorry, my pretty little Sera.Sonic: *finally wakes up* @_@ Josh, to answer your question Eggman is a freakin moron, so anything he does won't make any sense.Eggman: You die now!!!Sonic: Bring it!!!Tikal: ENOUGH!!!! No more fighting!Rouge: She's kinda scary when angry.Tikal: *foaming at the mouth* His next question is, "GUN why are your robots so weak!! They all can be destroyed in 1 hit!!"Bob: Duuuuuh....Tails: I'll answer that. *ahem* Due to a very low budget, GUN had to make they're robots out of aluminum foil.Tikal: And his final question is, "After the hotshot battle Eggman why did you say it was a robot there was a person in it."Eggman: Okay boy, that doesn't even make sense! I suggestion you go back to first grade and learn how to write a complete sentence!Sera: ^^;; He doesn't mean that, Josh.Eggman: Of course I meant---*gets punched on the head by Sera* x.xTikal: The next question is from Sonicshadow.Tail: ^^ A fan of Sonadow?Amy: *foams at the mouth* AAAAAAAARG!!!Sonic: o-o Don't remind her!!!! Uh, what's the question!!Tikal: Sonicshadow asks, "Can there be cats and chao in the next chapter?"Everyone: No!!!!Sonic: And if you meant Big the moronic cat and another Omochao then..Everyone: HELL NO!!!!Tikal: That's all for the questions. Now--Steve: *raises his hand* Wait!! I have a question!!!Tikal: Okay, boy in the silly pink hat, what is your question?Steve: Omochao dislikes applesauce.Omochao: ;o; Its so true!!Tikal: Hun, that wasn't a question, it was a statement. Moving--Steve: Wait!!!! I like applesauce.Tikal: u-u+++ No more comments from the audience!! Now, for our finale we're going to show the last story from Sonic Adventure 2.Rouge: You call that a finale??Tikal: We're on a tight budget, red. *ahem* Feel free to talk amongst eachother while I set up the movie. Sonic: Bummer! I wanted to see the hero side story. Tails: *frowns* And I wanted to tease the news reporter with the horrible British accent.Knuckles: Did anyone else notice that Rouge had neck probelms?Shadow: -.- Only you would notice that.Rouge: *smacks Knuckles* Stop insulting me!!!Amy: *sniffle* Although I hate to admit it..I was so pointless in the game!!!Eggman: Just like Knuckles and Rouge.Rouge: Hey, that's not---ok, you have a point. Damnit.Tails: Amy, how the hell did you get on Prison Island anyways?Amy: ^^ I caught a ride with you.Tails: oo; No you didn't.Amy: Geesh, its a video game!! Everything doesn't have to make sense!Sera: Like when I like finally beat the dark and hero side story things, why didn't they use those endings as an opening scene to the game?? Why the moose would I need to know each story is about when I already beat it?!Amy: uu+ Hello?! What did I just finish saying?Sonic: It was the best confusing game we ever made.Tikal: Now for the moment you've all been waiting for..sort of. The Last Story!!! Audience: *falls asleep*>Eggman: Aargh..what the...what's going on? Why doesn't the cannon fire? What? What's happening here?Sonic: Bad acting, that's what!!!Eggman: Silence!!!!>Knuckles: What's that..vibration?Omochao: *singsong* She's giving the good vibration. She's giving me the exiltation.>Sonic: Hey wait, someone is coming.>Knuckles: You? You haven't given up yet?>Rouge: Its all over for us.Sera: And they didn't even start dating yet.Rouge/Knuckles: uu; Baka.>Knuckles: What do you mean?Sonic: *as Knuckles* I can treat you better! I'll give you anytihng you want! Please take me back!!!Knuckles: You're sick, ya know that?>Rouge: I just received a message from my boss. The ARK is currently approaching the earth at an incredible velocity. It probably will impact earth.>Knuckles: What's that on the screen?Tails: *yawn* Shadow: Well said, Tails.>Gerald Robotnik: This is a death sentence for every human being on earth.Tails: As opposed to every human being on Mercury.Tikal: *fast-forwards through Gerald Robotnik's speech* ^^; >Knuckles: Hey, the vibrations are getting worse.Omochao: *singsong* She's giving me the good vibration. She's giving me the--Sonic: Would you knock it off already?!>Eggman: Professor Gerlad, one od the greatest scientific minds in the world and my grandfather.Sonic: Could we care any less?!>Knuckles: I knew you were behind this! Stop this right now or else!>Eggman: I'd have done this a long time ago if I had the chance.>Sonic: What do you mean?Amy: @@; Yea, that was confuzzling.>Eggman: You're pretty persistent for a hedgehog, aren't you? You're still alive.Tails: uu; Obviously.>Sonic: Just letting Knuckles pilot the shuttle was more dangerous than you could ever be.Knuckles: You'll never let me forget that, will you?Sonic: Of course not!>Rouge: What's this?>Eggman: This is my grandfather's diary.Shadow: *cringes at the thought of Sonic's diary*Tikal: *fast-forwards to the end of the diary part* >Rougw: If you wish to fill the world with destruction...so that's why you released Shadow from the base.Shadow: ...*strangles Eggman* Thank you so much for bringing me so much pain!!!!!Eggman: x.x Help...Sera: *drinking water* Poor Eggy-chan.Sonic: Shadow, that's no way to treat Eggman. *prys Shadow's hands from around Eggman's throat* u.u You should've done this. *whacks Eggman on the head with a baseball bat*Eggman: >.< Damn all of you!!!!!>Eggman: The core is now highly reactive and explosive.This is because the energy of the chaos emerald is overpowered. If the colony collides with earth, it will shatter into pieces like my grandfather predicted. That mad scientist.>Amy: That should be you, right?Sera: Wow, Amy's lines are really bad.Amy: ;-; Meanie.>Tails: We have to stop the ARK now.Rouge: Captain Obvious strikes again!>Eggman: The ARK position may have shifted due to the amount of energy given off by theemeralds. We have to stop the energy.>Tails: But how?>Rouge: Hm, that's it! There is a way to atop the energy. We have to use your emerald. You're the one that told me that the master emerald has the power to stop the chaos emerald.Amy: *as Knuckles* I was lying, ya fool!Sonic: I give that joke a -1.5 out of 5.Amy: |:| Hmph!>Knuckles: That's right. If I use this I just might be able to stop the chaos emerald.>Tails: The reaction of the chaos emerald is moving towards the cannon's core. It may be too late.Shadow: I love how Tails keeps looking back at Knuckles.Rouge: He was probably afraid that Knuckles might try to hold his hand.Knuckles: I'm going to ignore that comment.>Eggman: There still may be sometime left if we pulled together. We might be able to get to a short cut that leads to the core.>Sonic: No worries! Just leave it to me. I'm the world's fastest hedgehog!Shadow: How many times must you repeat that?!?!Sonic: Hey, at least "pathetic" isn't the only word in my vocabulary. >;pShadow: I'm surprised you even have a vocabulary.ARK: Abandoned LabColony impact 19min 50 sec>Amy: I hate it when they leave me behind. Look its Shadow! I really gotta stop whining.Audience: *applaudes*Sonic: Its about time you finally realized that.Amy: ^^;>Amy: Everybody is trying their best to help out and so must I. Shadow, we need you! Please help us.>Shadow:Its all going according to plan. There's no reason for me to help them. Besides, there's no way to save them.Shadow: My voice is so sexy.Sonic: -_-; Get over yourself.>Amy: There has to be. I know that people fight over the most trivial things.Rouge: Oh good lord..I smell a long speech.>Amy: Some people may be selfish, like the prefessor said. But they're basically good. If they try their best and never give up on their dreams, they always have a reason to be happy. That's why you should help them. Helping them is a good thing. Shadow, I beg of you. Give them a chance to be happy.>Maria: Shadow, I beg of you. Please do it for me...for a better future. For all the people that live on that planet, give them a chance to be happy. Let them live for their dreams. Shadow, I know you can do it. That's why you were brought into this world. Sayonara.>Shadow: That's what I promised her and I must keep that promise. That's what Maria wished for.Audience: Aaaaaaww!!!Sonic: Were you crying?Shadow: *wipes away tears* Maria...>Amy: Shadow?>Shadow: I got to go now. I have to keep my promise to Maria and you!Rouge: *singsong* Shadow likes Amy!Shadow: No I don't!Sonic: No one likes Amy.ARK: In the core>Knuckles: What's that? It looks just like the shrine of the master emerald.Tails: Way to answer your own question.>Sonic: They probably designed the core like the shrine to harness the power of the chaos emerald.>Gerald Robotnik: All of you ungrateful humans who took everything away from me will feel my loss and despair.>Sonic: Knuckles, here it comes.>Knuckles: Could that be the prototype of the ultimate lifeform that was suppose to be encapsulated.>Shadow: Leave thi one to me.>Sonic: Shadow, what are you doing?>Shadow: I'll take care of this, while you run to the chaos emerald.Sera: *wakes up* Is it over yet?Rouge: *stretches* Almost.>Knuckles: Seven servers are the seven chaos. Chaos is power, power is enriched by the heart. The controller is the one that unifies the chaos. Only you can do this.Stop the chaos emerald. Is it gone?>Shadow: Is that what chaos control really is?Sera: This is so pointless!>Knuckles: Since we've stopped the chaos emerald, why is the ARK still on a crash course to earth?>Eggman: The prototype is still alive and he's controlling as its falling to earth. He has become one with the ARK. Amy: Become one with the ARK.Everyone else: *gives Amy a discombobulated look...that's sucha fun word*Amy: ^^; I got nothing.>Knuckles: Sonic!!!>Sonic: *stares at Shadow*>Shadow: *stares at Sonic*Knuckles: *as Sonic* Shadow, I want you now! Take me!Rouge: *as Shadow* We'll make love like the animals on the discovery channel, baby!!!Shadow: *sweatdrop* You're only embarressing yourselves.Sonic: u-u; So true.>Knuckles: *stares at both of them like an idiot*Rouge: XD That's the dumbest face you've ever made!Knuckles: *growls* Who asked you!>Sonic: Shadow, you're unstoppable! Everyone is waiting for us back on earth!Audience: Aaaaaaawwww!!!!>Sonic: No way that's getting through!>Maria: Shadow, I beg of you. Give them a chance to be happy.>Shadow: Maria!>Sonic: Now! Chaos Control!!>Shadow: Maria...this is what you wanted right? This is my promise I made to you.Amy: ;o; MY BABY!!!!! *choking Sonic* Save him!!!!!!Sonic: @_@; Let me go!!!!>Rouge: Where's Shadow?>Sonic: *shakes his head and gives Rouge his fire bracelet*Shadow: ..I want my fire bracelet back.>Rouge: Do you really think that the professor created him to get revenge on people on earth?>Sonic: He was what he was. A brave and heroic hedgehog. Shadow the hedgehog.>Rouge: I guess you're right.Shadow: Did you really mean that, Sonic?Sonic: No...Shadow: uu; Way to spoil the moment.>Eggman: As a child I looked up to my grandfather for all the great things he accomplished in his life.Tails: Such as trying to create a monster that would destroy the world.>Eggman: He was my hero. I wanted to become a great scientist just like him..but did he really mean to destroy us?>Tails: I don't know, but what I do know is we all did it together!>Eggman: You're right.Sonic: XD Dude, Tails was so not paying attention to Eggman!Eggman: You ungrateful little fox-boy! I was opening up to you, and you didn't even care!! *cracks knuckles*Knuckles: AAAAAHHHH!!!!!Eggman: oo;>Knuckles: WHat's next for you? Are you going to look for those jewels you love so much?>Rouge: Nah. Too much work for too little pay.Sera: *cough* Whore!Rouge: *bitch-slaps Sera* You watch your mouth, little girl.Sera: *glares at Rouge* I'll get you later..>Rouge: Anyways, I've got something better in mind. It'll all work out in the end, you'll see.>Knuckles: If you say so.Amy: I wish you two would just kiss already!Sonic: For real!!Knuckles: uu; Shut up.>Sonic: Created..the ultimate lifeform.>Amy: What's the matter, Sonic?Sonic: Oh nothing...besides the fact that I just watched someone I really cared about fall to his death!!!!! Tails: Geesh Amy, were you even paying attention at all?!Amy: Umm...maybe?>Sonic: Oh, its nothing. Come on, let's go home to the planet as blue and cool as me.Tails: Worst line EVER!!!!!Sonic: Silence, winner of the worst voice ever!Tails: *sinks in his chair* ^^;>Sonic: Sayonara Shadow the hedgehog.Tikal: *sniffle* Poor Shadow. I'm really going to miss him. Well, that's all for tonight! Thanks for coming! I'm going to go say a prayer for Shadow now. *sob*Shadow: Um..I'm right here.Sonic: *gets out of his chair* I should've held on to him tighter. I feel so guilty.Amy: *puts her arms around Sonic* It's not your fault. You tried your best to save him.Eggman: He was like a son to me.Rouge: Shut up, this was all your fault!Tails: Yeah!Knuckles: I say we give Eggman a beat down and then go out for tacos!Everyone else: HAI!!!Eggman: *grabs Sera and runs for his life*Everyone else: *runs after Eggman*Shadow: ...I'm still alive! And I want my fire bracelet. So lonely...And that's all for this chapter. x.x Hope ye enjoyed it! Later days!!!