Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Bowtie of doom ❯ Party of inevitable drunkenness ( Chapter 3 )
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By: TheVulpineHero1 
Chapter 3
Non Anime: Sonic Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 11.27.2006 | Updated On: 03.26.2008 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 282 | Status: Completed
Chapter 3
Non Anime: Sonic Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 11.27.2006 | Updated On: 03.26.2008 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 282 | Status: Completed
“Hey! I hate this self insertion crap!”
BernardTheJeanpole
“Tough, you’ve been self inserted. By me.”
TheVulpineHero1
Tails: PAAAAAARRRRRTY1
Shadow: Remind me, Tails. Why are we partying?
Tails: Because we burnt the evil bowtie!
Shadow: So, where are we?
TheVulpineHero1: My house. You’ve been here an hour and you’ve already eaten everything in the fridge.
Tails: Why is no-one else here?
ScootTH: We arrived 3 hours early, and we’ve been passing the time by shouting “Paaaaarrrrty!”
Sonic: Hey, everyone just arrived!
Cream: OMG! TAILS, YOU ARE SO FLUFFY!
Tails: Hey, Cream.-_-
TheVulpineHero1: So, let’s get down to business. Who brought the booze?
ScootTH: None of us are old enough to drink.
TheVulpineHero1: My party, my rules. Let’s crack open the Guinness and sample my creation, Uncle Harry!
Tails: Just some cola for me.
Cream: I’ll get you some, Tails! (Fills glass full of Guinnmss)
Tails: That doesn’t look like cola.
Cream: Just drink it.
Tails: This doesn’t taste like cola.
Cream: Qre you saying my cola tastes bad?*sob*
Tails: It’s alright, look, I’m drinking it!
Cream: Good. Here’s a refill.
Shadow: Is that rabbit getting that fox drunk?
Amy: That’s the way to do it, Cream!
Knuckles: ROUGE, GET OFF MY HEAD!
Sonic: Boy, Rouge, that was fast.
TheVulpineHero1: Who wants pizza?
Tail: Me!!!
ScootTH: Amy’s paying. (Dials Dominos)
TheVulpineHero1: Let’s all do the whoop whoop dance!
Rouge: Just0how much Guinness has Tails drunk already?
Shadow: Being the ultimate life form, I can’t get drunk, which really takes the fun out of drinking.
TheVulpineHero1: You could always go to McDonalds.
Shadow: I will, thanks.
ScootTH: What’s this?
TheVulpineHero1: That’s Uncle Harry, my new cocktail! One sip and you’re drunk of your head!
Rouge: Tails is already drunk off his head.
Knuckles: Hey, Tails. Y’alright?
Tails: Hey, Knux! How’s Mr. Snuggles?
Knuckles: Hey, you promised you wouldn’t tell!
Rouge: Who’s Mr. Snuggles?
Tails: Knuckles’ teddy bear.
Rouge: Ha Ha!
Tails: Look who’s laughing! You have posters of Knuckles all over your room!
Rouge: You said you’d keep it secret!
Tails: Sonic took ballet classes when he was 12!(Shadow once had constipation for 2 weeks straight!
Sonic: I TRUSTED YOU! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Shadow: Damn you, Prower!
Tails: Amy0has a web cam in Sonic’s room!
Sonic: I feel so violated…
Cream: I’m starting to regret getting him drunk…
Tails: Cream once wore her mom’s knickers!
Cream: Tails, you once got sucked into the engine of the Tornado!
Tails: Howyou know?
Cream: I spent a month nursing you back to health!
Amy: Thats enough! (Knocks Tails out with hammer)
Cream: Aw, I can’t stay mad at him…( Walks away dragging Tails by his tails)TheVulpineHero1: Was that the door?
BernardThebeanpole: Hey!
ScootTH: Since when were you a pizza boy?
BernardTheBeanpole: Pizza boy? Yeah, right, I’m a pizza boy! I definitely didn’t just rob the wine shop and mug that kid for his pizza!
TheVulpineHero1: Welcome to the party!
Cream: Hey, is that a CCTV camera?
TheVulpineHero1: Yes. There’s no CCTV in my room, though.
Cream: Thanks!
BernardTheBeanpole: Why is there a horde of drunken animals in your house?
Knuckles: GET OFF MY HEAD YOU BAT!
Rouge: Sure you don’t like me up here?
Sonic: Amy, you are pretty damn hot! Geez, I must be completely sloshed…
Amy: Come here, you spiny little thing!
Tails: ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz….(still being dragged around by Cream)
BernardTheBeanpole: Should we help him?
ScootTH: Nah!
TheVulpineHero1: Let’s play poker!
Shadow: Whoopee! (Is holding mountains of happy meals)
( 5 minutes later)
TheVulpineHero1: Put that fire out!
Knuckles: WHOOP WHOOP!
Cream: Gimme some of that Uncle Harry!
Tails: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…..
ScootTH: (In his underwear) I can’t believe I lost all my clothes to Shadow!
TheVulpineHero1: I’m glad I folded every round.
BernardTheBeanpole: You got any wine?
Sonic: It’s Chico time!
All: EVERYONE HATES THAT SONG AND CHICO IS A BIGHEADED MORON! GET A HEADUCATION!
ScootTH: Shadow, maybe you should stop eating those happy meals.
Shadow: MUST….FIND….SHADOW…TOY! MUST….HAVE….BURGER!
TheVulpineHero1: Alright! (pulls out air guitar) I WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT!
Shadow: If that’s an air guitar, why can I hear it?
ScootTH: This might be it. (Unplugs radio)
TheVulpineHero1: *Sob*
(In Station Square)
Vanilla: I sure hope Cream isn’t doing what I think she’s doing…
(TVH’s house)
Cream: Yes Mom, I’m mixing ice-cream with soda! MUHAHAHAHA!
Shadow: Arteries…clogging….mcnuggets…filling…lungs… Tails: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz….
BernardTheBeanpole: I am a simple cow, living a simple life…
TheVulpineHero1:How long is Tails going to stay asleep?
Tails: Huh, what was that?
Rouge: Time for… KARAOKE!
Knux: Woo-hoo!
TheVulpineHero1: O-k. Everyone sing a different song!
Sonic: Everybodys Super Sonic Racin’ …
Tails: Ba-ba black sheep, have you any zzzzzzzzzzzzz…
Knuckles: (Rapping) My name is Knuckles, Rouge is sexy, etc.
Amy: Dancing queen, dum di dum, I can’t remember the words la la…
Shadow: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends…(Everyone stares at him) What, so I’m not allowed to be a Spice Girls fan?
Cream: Jiggaly-puff, jiggalyyyy-ee puff…( Sees everyone staring at her) Ooooo! ( Inflates head to enormous size and brandishes a permanent marker)
Everyone: Quick, someone sing!
ScootTH: 118, 118, 118 118, 118 1118 na na na na…
BernardTheBeanpole: At first I was afraid, I was petrified, didn’t think that I could live without you by my side…
TheVulpineHero1: I WANT CANDY!
Sonic: I WANT CANDY!
Tails: I WANT CANDY!
Shadow: I WANT BIG MACS!
( Everyone face-vaults)
TheVulpineHero1: Boy, I feel…so…sleeepyyy….
Sorry, I can’t tell you what happens next! After all, I am asleep! Plus, I need to take a break from writing this story. I will update fairly soon though. Oh, and I do not own any character that is owned by SEGA. So there….
….Did I fool you? Come on, you should know never to trust a word I say by now! Here we go again…
ScootTH: Leave him be. If you wake him up he’ll only cause more general mayhem.
TheVulpineHero1: Someone say mayhem?
BernardTheBeanpole: Dammit! Go back to sleep! Back to sleep, damn you! I COMMAND THEE!
Tails: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ….Wrenches….
Cream: Aww, he’s dreaming!
Knuckles: Come back and fight, pink elephant person!
Amy: HEY! HOW DARE YOU! (Slaps Knux)
Sonic: Go on, Amy! Slap him into oblivion!
TVH: BITCH FIGHT!
Rouge: Hey! Who gave Amy permission to slap my Knuxie-wuxie?
TheVulpineHero1: Scoot, I keep telling you, you can’t beat Shadow at poker.
ScootTH: Why not?
TheVulpineHero1: He’s using Chaos Control to take the cards he needs from the pack! He’s a CARD CHEATING LARDASS!
Shadow: ARRRRGHHH! I’m fat! I shouldn’t have eaten all those happy meals!
Amy: No duh! You’re not hot anymore, Shadow!
Sonic: Amy, you think Shadow is hot?
Amy: Well, yeah, I suppose so.
Sonic: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Tails: Was that longer than my NOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
Cream: No, it was shorter…. I think.
TheVulineHero1: Shut up and go to sleep!
Tails: Okay then. It’s not like I did anything else this chapter. MY AGENT IS RUBBISH!
Okay, I’m really ending it now. At the time I’m writing this, I’d like to give my thanks to all those people who reviewed the first two chapters. Yep, all 2 of them. Still, thanks to you two. If you want to make a request for the subject of a chapter, feel free. I'm here to please the public!
BernardTheJeanpole
“Tough, you’ve been self inserted. By me.”
TheVulpineHero1
Tails: PAAAAAARRRRRTY1
Shadow: Remind me, Tails. Why are we partying?
Tails: Because we burnt the evil bowtie!
Shadow: So, where are we?
TheVulpineHero1: My house. You’ve been here an hour and you’ve already eaten everything in the fridge.
Tails: Why is no-one else here?
ScootTH: We arrived 3 hours early, and we’ve been passing the time by shouting “Paaaaarrrrty!”
Sonic: Hey, everyone just arrived!
Cream: OMG! TAILS, YOU ARE SO FLUFFY!
Tails: Hey, Cream.-_-
TheVulpineHero1: So, let’s get down to business. Who brought the booze?
ScootTH: None of us are old enough to drink.
TheVulpineHero1: My party, my rules. Let’s crack open the Guinness and sample my creation, Uncle Harry!
Tails: Just some cola for me.
Cream: I’ll get you some, Tails! (Fills glass full of Guinnmss)
Tails: That doesn’t look like cola.
Cream: Just drink it.
Tails: This doesn’t taste like cola.
Cream: Qre you saying my cola tastes bad?*sob*
Tails: It’s alright, look, I’m drinking it!
Cream: Good. Here’s a refill.
Shadow: Is that rabbit getting that fox drunk?
Amy: That’s the way to do it, Cream!
Knuckles: ROUGE, GET OFF MY HEAD!
Sonic: Boy, Rouge, that was fast.
TheVulpineHero1: Who wants pizza?
Tail: Me!!!
ScootTH: Amy’s paying. (Dials Dominos)
TheVulpineHero1: Let’s all do the whoop whoop dance!
Rouge: Just0how much Guinness has Tails drunk already?
Shadow: Being the ultimate life form, I can’t get drunk, which really takes the fun out of drinking.
TheVulpineHero1: You could always go to McDonalds.
Shadow: I will, thanks.
ScootTH: What’s this?
TheVulpineHero1: That’s Uncle Harry, my new cocktail! One sip and you’re drunk of your head!
Rouge: Tails is already drunk off his head.
Knuckles: Hey, Tails. Y’alright?
Tails: Hey, Knux! How’s Mr. Snuggles?
Knuckles: Hey, you promised you wouldn’t tell!
Rouge: Who’s Mr. Snuggles?
Tails: Knuckles’ teddy bear.
Rouge: Ha Ha!
Tails: Look who’s laughing! You have posters of Knuckles all over your room!
Rouge: You said you’d keep it secret!
Tails: Sonic took ballet classes when he was 12!(Shadow once had constipation for 2 weeks straight!
Sonic: I TRUSTED YOU! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Shadow: Damn you, Prower!
Tails: Amy0has a web cam in Sonic’s room!
Sonic: I feel so violated…
Cream: I’m starting to regret getting him drunk…
Tails: Cream once wore her mom’s knickers!
Cream: Tails, you once got sucked into the engine of the Tornado!
Tails: Howyou know?
Cream: I spent a month nursing you back to health!
Amy: Thats enough! (Knocks Tails out with hammer)
Cream: Aw, I can’t stay mad at him…( Walks away dragging Tails by his tails)TheVulpineHero1: Was that the door?
BernardThebeanpole: Hey!
ScootTH: Since when were you a pizza boy?
BernardTheBeanpole: Pizza boy? Yeah, right, I’m a pizza boy! I definitely didn’t just rob the wine shop and mug that kid for his pizza!
TheVulpineHero1: Welcome to the party!
Cream: Hey, is that a CCTV camera?
TheVulpineHero1: Yes. There’s no CCTV in my room, though.
Cream: Thanks!
BernardTheBeanpole: Why is there a horde of drunken animals in your house?
Knuckles: GET OFF MY HEAD YOU BAT!
Rouge: Sure you don’t like me up here?
Sonic: Amy, you are pretty damn hot! Geez, I must be completely sloshed…
Amy: Come here, you spiny little thing!
Tails: ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz….(still being dragged around by Cream)
BernardTheBeanpole: Should we help him?
ScootTH: Nah!
TheVulpineHero1: Let’s play poker!
Shadow: Whoopee! (Is holding mountains of happy meals)
( 5 minutes later)
TheVulpineHero1: Put that fire out!
Knuckles: WHOOP WHOOP!
Cream: Gimme some of that Uncle Harry!
Tails: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…..
ScootTH: (In his underwear) I can’t believe I lost all my clothes to Shadow!
TheVulpineHero1: I’m glad I folded every round.
BernardTheBeanpole: You got any wine?
Sonic: It’s Chico time!
All: EVERYONE HATES THAT SONG AND CHICO IS A BIGHEADED MORON! GET A HEADUCATION!
ScootTH: Shadow, maybe you should stop eating those happy meals.
Shadow: MUST….FIND….SHADOW…TOY! MUST….HAVE….BURGER!
TheVulpineHero1: Alright! (pulls out air guitar) I WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT!
Shadow: If that’s an air guitar, why can I hear it?
ScootTH: This might be it. (Unplugs radio)
TheVulpineHero1: *Sob*
(In Station Square)
Vanilla: I sure hope Cream isn’t doing what I think she’s doing…
(TVH’s house)
Cream: Yes Mom, I’m mixing ice-cream with soda! MUHAHAHAHA!
Shadow: Arteries…clogging….mcnuggets…filling…lungs… Tails: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz….
BernardTheBeanpole: I am a simple cow, living a simple life…
TheVulpineHero1:How long is Tails going to stay asleep?
Tails: Huh, what was that?
Rouge: Time for… KARAOKE!
Knux: Woo-hoo!
TheVulpineHero1: O-k. Everyone sing a different song!
Sonic: Everybodys Super Sonic Racin’ …
Tails: Ba-ba black sheep, have you any zzzzzzzzzzzzz…
Knuckles: (Rapping) My name is Knuckles, Rouge is sexy, etc.
Amy: Dancing queen, dum di dum, I can’t remember the words la la…
Shadow: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends…(Everyone stares at him) What, so I’m not allowed to be a Spice Girls fan?
Cream: Jiggaly-puff, jiggalyyyy-ee puff…( Sees everyone staring at her) Ooooo! ( Inflates head to enormous size and brandishes a permanent marker)
Everyone: Quick, someone sing!
ScootTH: 118, 118, 118 118, 118 1118 na na na na…
BernardTheBeanpole: At first I was afraid, I was petrified, didn’t think that I could live without you by my side…
TheVulpineHero1: I WANT CANDY!
Sonic: I WANT CANDY!
Tails: I WANT CANDY!
Shadow: I WANT BIG MACS!
( Everyone face-vaults)
TheVulpineHero1: Boy, I feel…so…sleeepyyy….
Sorry, I can’t tell you what happens next! After all, I am asleep! Plus, I need to take a break from writing this story. I will update fairly soon though. Oh, and I do not own any character that is owned by SEGA. So there….
….Did I fool you? Come on, you should know never to trust a word I say by now! Here we go again…
ScootTH: Leave him be. If you wake him up he’ll only cause more general mayhem.
TheVulpineHero1: Someone say mayhem?
BernardTheBeanpole: Dammit! Go back to sleep! Back to sleep, damn you! I COMMAND THEE!
Tails: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ….Wrenches….
Cream: Aww, he’s dreaming!
Knuckles: Come back and fight, pink elephant person!
Amy: HEY! HOW DARE YOU! (Slaps Knux)
Sonic: Go on, Amy! Slap him into oblivion!
TVH: BITCH FIGHT!
Rouge: Hey! Who gave Amy permission to slap my Knuxie-wuxie?
TheVulpineHero1: Scoot, I keep telling you, you can’t beat Shadow at poker.
ScootTH: Why not?
TheVulpineHero1: He’s using Chaos Control to take the cards he needs from the pack! He’s a CARD CHEATING LARDASS!
Shadow: ARRRRGHHH! I’m fat! I shouldn’t have eaten all those happy meals!
Amy: No duh! You’re not hot anymore, Shadow!
Sonic: Amy, you think Shadow is hot?
Amy: Well, yeah, I suppose so.
Sonic: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Tails: Was that longer than my NOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
Cream: No, it was shorter…. I think.
TheVulineHero1: Shut up and go to sleep!
Tails: Okay then. It’s not like I did anything else this chapter. MY AGENT IS RUBBISH!
Okay, I’m really ending it now. At the time I’m writing this, I’d like to give my thanks to all those people who reviewed the first two chapters. Yep, all 2 of them. Still, thanks to you two. If you want to make a request for the subject of a chapter, feel free. I'm here to please the public!