Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Echidna Prince ❯ Birthdays and Kidnappers…er, well, hedgehog-nappers ( Chapter 6 )

Chapter 6: Birthdays and Kidnappers…er, well, hedgehog-nappers

Goku: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……

Sapphire: Yo! Gokuness! Waky waky!

Goku: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……..

Sapphire: *whine* Goku! Wake up! You're the dang Narrator!

Goku: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz….

Sapphire: Ugh! Fine! On with the story!

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Rouge: Today's the Prince's birthday! I gotta get him something nice! Wondered what I did with the Master Emerald? I lost it two times already…O.O

Tails: *pops out of nowhere* WUZZUP!!!

Rouge: ….O.o

Cream: **pops out of nowhere* WUZZUP!!!

Rouge: ….?

Tails: WUUUUUZZZZUUUUUUP!!!!

Cream: WUUUUUUUZZZZUUUUUP!!!!

Sonic: *appears from nowhere* WUUUUZZZZUP!!!!

Tikal: WUUUUUZZZZUUUUUP!!!!

Rouge: x.X

Chaos: GURGLEEE!!!! (Translation: WUUUUZZZUUUUP!!!)

Tarosamo: *appears* When I act like a complete idiot is if the Titanic and Atlantis arise from the ocean.

…A rumble shook the place as the Titanic and Atlantis arise from the ocean.

Tarosamo: -_- …WUUUUZZZZUUUUP!!!!!

Rouge: This is weird…I'm leaving…*flies away somewhere*

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Mario: Do ya'a understand the'a plan?

Luigi: Sure'a do'a!

Mario: Excellent'a! *puts fingers together with an evil grin*

Luigi: What are we'a doing again'a?

Mario: You imbecile'a! Must I'a explain everything'a again'a?!

Luigi: Yes'a.

Mario: We are'a gonna take over'a SEGA!

Luigi: Okay'a!

Link: And why are we here?

Climber dude and dudette: HEY! WE ARE THE ICE CLIMBERS! POPO AND NANA!

*Ahem* someone has an attitude today…

Poopoo: It's POPO!

Okay…POPOP: Much better.

Nani: NANA! GET OUR NAMES RIGHT!

…-_-

NANA: Better…

Zelda: I do not wish to disturb the peace of another game counsel.

Mario: YOU'A DARE TO'A DEFY ME'A?

Zelda: *cowards* N-no great Mario…

Mario: That'sa GREAT LORD MARIO to you'a!

Zelda: My apologize Great Lord Mario….

Mario: ON'A WITH THE'A PLAN!

DK: Why am I here?

Mario: Because, you are'a with Nintendo!

DK: Could I quit…?

Mario: No'a!

DK: -_-

Luigi: It'sa me! Luigi!

…That was…interesting….

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Sapphire: *glaze at a picture dreamily* Oh, Tarosamo…how I love you! Oh, I love you so much…you are the light that brightens my day…the wind that blows astray…the most hunkiest guy I've ever known! ^_^

Tarosamo: *scared* O.O

Sonic: She has problems…

Shadow: Wow. I'm hardly in these stories anymore!

Sapphire: *grins evilly* IDEA!

Shadow: …I just had to open my big mouth…

Sonic: Yep.

Amy: SOOOOONICCC!!! *runs to Shadow and hugs him*

Sonic: O.o

Shadow: AH! A PINK MOLE IS ATTACKING ME!!!!

Amy: Oh, Sonic, you're so silly!

Shadow: I'm not Sonic! How come you people keep confusing me with that faker? For one thing, we look NOTHING a like! I'm black! He's blue! I have red highlights, he has none! I'm much better looking, he isn't!! STOP CONFUSING US!!

Amy: …OH SONIC!! *Continues to hug Shadow*

Shadow: >.<

Sonic: *snickers*

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Knuckles: *sighs in depression* I hate my life…

Rouge: *flies into his window* Hello, mighty red one! I come in peace!

Knuckles: *rolls eyes* What do you want, Rouge?

Rouge: Happy 29th birthday, Knuxie!

Knuckles: I'm not 29…

Rouge: Oh? 23?

Knuckles: No…

Rouge: Uh, 13?

Knuckles: Do I look that young?

Rouge: Okay, I give up!

Knuckles: I'm 18 now!

Rouge: Oh, that's right! You're a year older then me! (I know that she's actually a COUPLE years older than Knuxie (depends what Universe you're looking at, Sonic X, Sonic Adventure, etc), but she's younger than Knuxie in my fic! ^_^)

Knuckles: What's that explanation necessary?

Rouge: Who're you talking to Knuxie?

Knuckles: …No one…

Rouge: Okay! Anyway, happy 18th birthday! I got you something! *holds out a small bag*

Knuckles: Oooh! Gimme, gimme! *Reaches for bag*

Rouge: *gives him bag*

Knuckles: *opens bag, WIDE GRIN!* WOW! GRAPES! MY FAVORITE!!!!!! This is the best gift I ever gotten in…well, FOREVER! Thanks Rouge! You're awesome!

Rouge: *happy grin*

Tikal: *bursts in Knuckles room* Knuckles! Since today is your birthday, and you are now a man, it is time for you to be married to Princess Amy!

Knuckles: *chewing grapes, chock* WHA-WHAT?!?!?!

Tikal: I said; Knuckles! Since today is your birthday, and you are now a man, it is time for you to be married to Princess Amy!

Knuckles: I heard you evil person! Why must I marry Prince, eh, Princess Amy?

Tikal: Because she's a princess?

Knuckles: ….

Rouge: I'm a princess too!

Tikal: Of what kingdom?

Rouge: The tenth kingdom!

Tikal: …

Rouge: ^_^ I have a cat.

Cat: Meow.

Knuckles: Life for me is doomed…

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Shadow: *lost somehow* How did I get here? Where is here? What do I do here? Who is here? Why am I here?

Sapphire: The five `w's! But `H' isn't a w…*disappear*

Shadow: Spare me the insanity…

??: Hello, Shadow…

Shadow: *looks around* Who…said that?

??: It'sa me! Mario!

Shadow: *eyes grow wide in terror* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! You can't torture me anymore!

Mario: Is that'a what you'a think'a?

Shadow: That's what I know! Leave me be, demon!

Mario: Me a demon'a?

Shadow: Yes! Go! Shoo! Bug someone else!

Mario: I can not'a do that'a, Shadow. I made'a plans to'a destroy SEGA once and'a for all'a!

Shadow: How can you speak like that?

Mario: No'a clue'a.

Shadow: O.o

Mario: Get him'a, Link!

Link: HE-YA! *Jumps down on Shadow, ties and bond him*

Shadow: Not again!

Mario: MUAHAHAHA!! I shall'a send a ransom'a note to'a Sonic! MUAHAHAHAHA!!

Shadow: MMMM!! MMMM!!! (Translation: You will not get away with this!)

Mario: What?

Shadow: MMMM!! MMMM!!! (Translation: You will not get away with this!)

Mario: What?

Shadow: MMMM!! MMMM!!! (Translation: You will not get away with this!)

Mario: What?

Shadow: MMMM!! MMMM!!! (Translation: You will not get away with this!)

Mario: Huh?

Shadow: ….. (Translation: …..)

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Ah, in the ballroom of the magnificent kingdom, people were having fun!

Knuckles: It's my party and I cry if I want to, cry if I want to!

Tikal: My son has lost his mind!

Rouge: *picks up something* No, wait! I've found it! *gives Knuckles back his mind*

Knuckles: Yay!

Rouge: Time for the real party!

Sonic: *break dances* This is awesome! *breaks his arm* OW! I broke my arm!

Rouge: It isn't called break dance for nothing! ^_^

Amy: Never fear, my Sonikku! Amy Rose is here!

Sonic: Amy, you should come up with a new motto.

Amy: Why?

Sonic: Nevermind…

Amy: Otay! ^_^

Knuckles: I'm this many years old today! *holds up three fingers*

Tails: Where's the Tornado? I wanna paint it purple…

Sapphire: I wonder where my Tarosamo is?

Tarosamo: *hiding under some tables* Please don't let her find me, please don't let her find me…

Sapphire: *looks around, looks under a table* Oh! There you are, Taro! Silly echidna! *pulls him out*

Tarosamo: IS THIS HOW THE FAITHS PUNISHES ME?!?!

Sapphire: Silly echidna! Trix are for kids!

Rouge: I wonder if Mario is planning anything to take over Sega and hedgehog-napped Shadow? *looks as a note flies in through the window* What's this? *picks note up, reads note* Dear'a Sonic, I'a have your hedgehog'a friend. If you'a ever wanna see'a him again'a, hand over'a SEGA. Sighed, Mario. *Stops reading* Wow, he writes as he speak. Better tell Sonic. *runs to Sonic*

Sonic: Boom baby, boom baby, boom! *breaks dance again with broken arm, breaks leg* Ow! My leg!

Rouge: Sonic! Sonic! Urgent news! Hyenas are invading the Pride Lands!

Sonic: Wha?

Rouge: *looks at the script* Oops, wrong one! I got a note from Mario! He hedgehog-napped Shadow and demanding for you to turn SEGA over to him if you want Shadow back alive!

Sonic: …What! Oh no! We must do something! …Who's Shadow?

Rouge: -_-

Knuckles: Grapes are great. Grapes and great! Great are grapes!

Rouge: O.o;;

Amy: I like the way you do that right thurr! Right thurr!

Rouge: And I thought playing Conker's Bad Fur day was bad…

Tails: I wanna be Robin! Boy wonder!

Tikal: I am Robin Hood! I steal from the rich and give to the poor!

Rouge: Must…leave…losing a large amount of…brain cell…

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Sapphire: *looks at Taro* Me woman! You man! Me like man! Man like me! Me bash man on head! Me take man as mate!

Tarosamo: O.O()

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Mario: Mauahahaha! Last'a time, we didn't'a finish our'a ritual!

Shadow: MMMMMMMM!!!!! (Translation: Noooooooooo!!)

Mario: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA*cough, hack, cough*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

Shadow: O.o

Mario: Now all'a I must'a do is'a wait for'a Sonic!

Shadow: MMMMMMMM!! (Translation: You can't win!)

Mario: Wha?

Shadow: -_-()

Mario: Luigi! Bring the pork!

Luigi: Yes, brother'a! *brings out Porky pig*

Porky: W-w-w-w-w-w-what am I-I-I-I-I-I-I do-do-do-do-doing he-he-he-he-here?

Mario: Yum! I'a love pork!

Porky: O.O N-n-n-n-nooooo!

Shadow: Mmmm! (Translation: I hate pork! I'm a vegetarian.)

Mario: Hush! Place'a pork on'a stick thingy!

Porky: N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-noooo! D-d-d-d-d-d-don't!

Shadow: O.o

Porky: *jumps out Luigi hands and run away* S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-so l-l-l-l-l-l-long, f-f-f-folks!

Shadow: -_-

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Tikal: It is now time for the Prince to be Marry!

Knuckles/Rouge/Amy: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Sonic: YAY!!

Sapphire: Can I marry Taro?

Tarosamo: NO!

Sapphire: *pouts*

Tails: *spinning on head* Room goes `round and `round and `round and `round and `round!

Chaos: Gurgle, sploosh! (Translation: My son has finally grown up! HE'S LEAVING!!! YES!!!!!!)

Knuckles: >.<

Amy: *cries* I don't wanna marry red stinky echidna! I wanna marry my Sonikku!

Rouge: Yeah! And Princy is mine!

Knuckles: O.o

Amy: You can keep him! I want my Sonikku!

Rouge: Knuckles is better!

Amy: Sonic is!

Rouge: No, Knuckles!

Amy: No, Sonic!

Rouge: KNUCKLES!!

Amy: SONIC!!!

Sonic/Knuckles: O.O

Tails: CAT FIGHT!

Cat: MEOW!

Rouge and Amy deck it out on who is better, Knuckles or Sonic.

Rouge: Take this! BLAZING HEART! *shoots a pink heart at Amy*

Amy: *gets hit* PINKNESS OF THE ROSE! *shoots a pink rose at Rouge*

Knuckles/Sonic: O.O

Rouge/Amy: Whew…stop fooling around! My boyfriend is better than yours!

Rouge: What are you blabbing about? You call yourself a girl? Denying my Knuckles! Shame on you!

Amy: What kind of girl goes around claiming a prince, anyway?!

Rouge: At least he IS a prince!

Amy: Sonic will be a prince when he marries me!

Rouge: Freak off!

Amy: FREAK OUT!

All: …?

Amy: ….

Rouge: ….

Amy/Rouge: I'm sorry…if I hurt you.

Amy: Aw, friends?

Rouge: *smiles* Friends. *They shake on it*

Sonic/Knuckles: O.O

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Sapphire: *grabs Tarosamo and link arms with him, pulls him down the aisle*

Tarosamo: NO! NO! HEEEEEEELLPPPPPPP!!!

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That was weird! ^_^