Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Echidna Prince ❯ The kids! Part I ( Chapter 11 )

Chapter 11: The kids! Part I

Freddy: ….

Sapphire: ….?

Freddy: -_- …..

Sapphire: ….?

Freddy: ….CHECK MATE!

Sapphire: Aw man!

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Sapphire: *reading a fic* Oh no! Knuckles! *cries*

Tails: Hiya, Sapphire!

Sapphire: Not now, fox boy!

Tails: What'cha reading?

Sapphire: I'm reading…*sniffle*…Dredmond Manor II: Billionaire's Revenge. One of my favorite stories! ^_^

Tails: Coooool…

Sapphire: So, what you wanted Tailsie?

Tails: Oh! I wanted to show you my newest invention!

Sapphire: -_- Do I really want to see it?

Tails: Yep! It's my best yet!

Sapphire: Fine.

Tails: Yay! Where's Rouge and Knuckles?

Sapphire: Me no know! *leaves*

Tails: Oh well!

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After a couple of minutes, Tails, Sapphire, Sonic, Amy, Tarosamo, Shadow and Cream were in some weird basement place.

Tails: *weird grin* BEHOLD! My greatest invention ever! *pulls a sheet off of something*

All: O.o

Amy: An ice cream maker?

Tails: -_-() No! It's the Change-2-Kids machine!

Sapphire: What?

Tails: It can change whoever in to kiddies! Let me demonstrate.

All: NO!

Tails: *pull down a level* Watch and learn!

The machine light up and surrounds everyone in the room. After a few minutes it cleared up and the machine explodes. O.O Everyone is now…about three years old!

All: *glares at Tails*

Tails: Ehehehe…sowwy?

Sapphire: I'mma baby a'gain! I hadda rauth childhood!

Tarosamo: What's a rauth?

Shadow: WAAAAH! I want my mummy!!

Amy: I'm sill cwute!

Sonic: I don't wanna be a baaaaaaby!!! *cries*

Tails: Ther'z onwly one thang ta do!

Sapphire: Whut's dat?

Tails: Get Rwouge and Knuxkles! They ain't babies!

Sapphire: But where are they?!

Tails: I dunno!! *cries*

Shadow: I want my mummy! Waaah!

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Rouge: Knuckles, that is the last time I listen to you!

Knuckles: What I do?

Rouge: Ugh!

Knuckles: What!?

Rouge: ….I forgot.

Knuckles: *falls down*

Rouge: We should be heading to your "kingdom" and see what damage the others done.

Knuckles: Yeah, when Tikal-I mean, "mother", comes home, I'll be in deep dodo if the place is a mess…like last time…

Rouge: Let's go! High-ho Silver!!

Knuckles: O.o;;

After a few seconds (which is hours in their times. ^_^), they finally reached the castle.

Rouge: Is it me, or does the castle looks like it's been turned upside down?

Knuckles: NO! MY ROOM!! MY BED!! *runs into the house*

They ran into the house to see little chibis running around.

Rouge/Knuckles: O.O;;

Knuckles: Who kids?

Rouge: No clue.

Sapphire: Mommy! Daddy!!! *runs to Rouge and Knuckles*

Rouge/Knuckles: O.O?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

All except Sapphire/Rouge/Knuckles: MOMMY!! DADDY!! *runs to Rouge and Knuckles*

Knuckles: This is a nightmare! Please let me wake up soon! Please let me wake up sooner then soon!!!

Rouge: Chill out, Knuckles. *look at the kids* Who are you?

Sonic: You can't recon-reco-uh, recanize a handsum blue hedgewog wike me?

Rouge/Knuckles: SONIC?!?!

Sonic: Yeah!

Amy: I'm prettiful!

Rouge/Knuckles: AMY?!?!?!

Amy: Yeah!

Shadow: ….

Rouge/Knuckles: SHADOW?!?!?!

Shadow: -_- …..

Sapphire: I wuv you all!!

Knuckles: Who's the white tiger?

Sapphire: Sapphire you dopes! *smack Knuckles*

Knuckles: Ow! A kid abused me!

Rouge: *roll eyes*

Cream: I like cheese!

Rouge/Knuckles: Cream?!?!?!

Cream: *burp*

Rouge/Knuckles: O.O

Tails: I'm in big trowble!

Rouge/Knuckles: TAILS?!?!?!

Tails: That's getting boring….

Rouge: How did this happen?

Tarosamo: I'mma fish! ^_^

Rouge: Aw! He's so cute! *cuddles Tarosamo*

Tarosamo: ^________^

Sapphire/Knuckles: -_-;;

Tails: Okay…it all started when I wanna show my avention! I showed it! We got turned to kiddies! It go BOOM!

Knuckles: You mean the invention you created exploded?

Tails: Yep! We kids for a long time now!

Rouge: Do three-year-olds really talk like this?!

Tails: I dunno, I've onwly been twee…*counts fingers* One time!

Sonic: I'm fastest!

Shadow: No me!

Sonic: Me!

Shadow: ME, ME, MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Sonic: I'm fastest!!!!

Shadow: Nuh-uh! Me fastest!

Sonic: Shuddup fakers!

Shadow: You're the fake one `round here!

Sonic: STOP CALLING ME NAMES!! *cries*

Rouge: O.O *still cuddling Tarosamo*

Tarosamo: ^_________^

Knuckles: So, what do we do with the brats?

Sapphire: Me no brat! *kicks Knuckles shin*

Knuckles: OW! Stupid kid!

Sapphire: You stoopid! *kicks him again*

Knuckles: Stop it with the kicking!

Sonic: I still say I fastest.

Shadow: LIES! IT ALL LIES!!!!!!! *cover ears*

Rouge: ….

Tarosamo: Me hungry! I want…MILK!

Rouge: O.O!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT?!?!?!

Tarosamo: Uh, skin milk?

Rouge: -_-

Shadow: I want my mommy!

Rouge: *sigh, places Taro down, picks up Shadow* Don't cry, Shadie.

Shadow: Yay! *hugs Rouge* ^___________^

Knuckles: Wow, Rouge. I never thought of you as a mother figure.

Rouge: And what's that suppose to me? >.>

Knuckles: Ehehe…Nothing?

Rouge: Whatever…anyway, how are we going to turn them back?

Cream: I hate Barbie dollies! *ripped head of Barbie doll, throws it at Tails*

Tails: Owie! WAAAAAAAH!!!!!

Cream: WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Sonic: WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Amy: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Sapphire: WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Tarosamo: WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Shadow: WAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Knuckles: *covering ears* SHUT THEM UP!! PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF MY EARS!! SHUT THEM UP!!!!!

Rouge: *holding a crying Shadow* Please! Be quiet!

All the kiddies: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!

Rouge: SHUT UP OR NO DESSERT!!!

All the kiddies: *shut up immediately*

Knuckles: O.O

Rouge: Much better. Now, go play while me and daddy Knuckles try and fix that machine. *puts Shadow down*

The kids ran off somewhere.

Knuckles: Daddy Knuckles?

Rouge: Shuddup. >.>

Knuckles: *salutes her* Yes ma'am!

Rouge: Now, come on. We need to fix that dang machine so we can turn them back to normal.

Knuckles: But how?! We know nothing about machines and junk!

Rouge: I'm just gonna have to call in someone! *pulls out cell, dials a number, after a few rings, someone picks it up* Hello? Yes, I like your smartest please…uh-huh…won't you need the address? *pause* Oh, you already have it? *pause* Weird, but okay! Hurry up! We don't have all day you know! *hangs up, looks at Knuckles* They'll be here shortly. Now where do we start?

Knuckles: Maybe with that thingy? *points to a sandwich*

Rouge: -_-;; He better get here soon…

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The kids are sitting in the living room (for once it isn't Knuckles bedroom!)

Sonic: I'm bored!

Shadow: Me twee!

Sonic: Twee doesn't come aftwer one!

Shadow: Yeah-uh!

Sonic: Nuh-uh!

Amy: Sonic is cooool!

Tails: Why do I have two things growing out of my butt?

Cream: One of these days I'll wule the big gween and bwue ball! Mahahahhahaha!!

Sapphire: C'mon Taro! Play wit me, pwease?

Tarosamo: No!

Sapphire: Pwease?

Tarosamo: No no!

Sapphire: Pwetty, pwetty pwease? With strawberries on top?

Tarosamo: Uh, okay!

Sapphire: Yay! Kay…Lets play…uh…Yeah! *claps hands with Tarosamo* Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black! With silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back!

Tarosamo: ;_;

Sapphire: She asked her mother, mother, mother, for 50 cents, cents, cents, to see the eliphants, eliphants, eliphants, jump over the fence, fence, fence!

Tarosamo: *sniffle* ;_;

Sapphire: They jumped so high, high, high. They reached the sky, sky, sky. And they didn't come back, back, back. `Til the 4th of July, ly, ly!

Tarosamo: I want my mommy!

Sapphire: That was fun! Lets do it a'gain!

Tarosamo: Nooooooooooooo!!

Amy: Sonic!

Sonic: Whut?

Amy: Ain't I prettiful?

Sonic: Is tha a trick quession?

Amy: Whut a trick?

Sonic: I dunno!

Shadow: I'm purple!!

Sonic: No! You're blue!

Shadow: Nuh-uh! Purple!

Sonic: Blue!

Shadow: Purple!

Amy: Shado is…PINK!

Shadow: Eww! Pink's a girlie color!

Amy: I know! ^_^

Tarosamo: Help me…*gets drag away by Sapphire*

Sapphire: I too cool!

Tails: *on the ceiling* Wow, lookie me! I can fwy!

Cream: Me too! *flies with ears*

Shadow: I'm the betta hedgewog!

Sonic: What's a hedgehwog?

Shadow: Me no know!

Sonic: You crazy!

Shadow: You are!

Sonic: No, YOU are!

Shadow: YOU are!

They start to wrestle.

Amy: They fighting!

Tails: I can see awot fwom here!

Cream: I can see the `orld from here!

Sapphire: Let's play dress up!

Tarosamo: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Sapphire: Hehehe!

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Rouge: *looks at watch* Where is he?

Knuckles: Zzzzzzzzz….

Rouge: -_-;;

??: Hey! Sorry I'm late! I walked through the living room! Boy, have you guys been getting it on!!

Knuckles: *wake up* WHAT?

Rouge: -_- Whatever, thank you for coming, Tim.

Knuckles: Who's he?

Rouge: This is Tim Allen! You know, from Home Improvement!

Knuckles: …I thought you asked for the SMARTEST!

Tim: I'm still here, you know…

Knuckles: -_- Whatever, get to work on the machine thingy.

Tim: Okay! *gets to work*

Rouge: While you're doing that, I'm gonna check on the kids. Come Knuckles.

Knuckles: Yes, mistress. *rolls eyes*

Tim: O.o

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When Rouge and Knuckles reached the living room, they were met with disaster. Tails was hanging from the ceiling fan. Cream was climbing the windows, Sonic and Shadow was fighting. Amy was cheering Sonic on, Sapphire was forcing poor Tarosamo to play dress up with her, and Tarosamo looked like he was about to cry.

Rouge: What is going on here?!

All froze in the position that they were in.

All: *blink*

Rouge: Well? Sonic, Shadow, care to explain?

Sonic/Shadow: HE STARTED IT!! *points to the other*

Rouge: *sigh* Sapphire, what are you doing to poor Taro? *picks Tarosamo up*

Tarosamo: ;_;

Sapphire: I onwly wanted to play! *sniffle*

Rouge: *sighed* Time for everyone's nap, I guess. *picks up Sapphire, too* Knuckles, get the rest.

Knuckles: Yes, mistress….*grumble, picks up Shadow, Sonic, Amy, and Cream* Tails! Get down from there!

Tails: Otay! *jumps down and lands on Knuckles head*

Knuckles: -_- *carries all of them upstairs, or try to, at least*

Sonic: Ow! Shadow kicked me!

Shadow: Did not! *kicks Sonic*

Sonic: Ow! He did it `gain!

Shadow: Liar!

Knuckles: I'm never having kids…

Amy: I wuv pink!

Tails: *still on top of Knuckles head* I can see my house from here!

Cream: I gotta go potty!

Knuckles: O.O;; Rouge?

Rouge: *yells from one of the bedrooms* What Knuckles?

Knuckles: Uh, Cream has to go…potty.

Rouge: Get the kids in here.

Knuckles: *sigh*

Sonic: *kicks Shadow*

Shadow: Owie! He kicked me!

Sonic: Did not!

Shadow: Did to!

Sonic: Did not!

Shadow: Did to!

Sonic: Did NOT!

Shadow: Did to!

Knuckles: SHUT UP!!

Sonic/Shadow: O.O ………

Knuckles finally got the kids to the room.

Cream: I gotta go!

Rouge: *sigh* C'mon Cream. *takes Cream's hand*

Cream: *skips to the bathroom holding Rouge's hand*

Rouge: Okay, do you business; make it quick, I'll wait out here.

Cream: Otay! *runs in bathroom, shuts door*

Rouge: ….

Cream: *finally comes out bathroom* I feel betta! ^_^

Rouge: Yay. Lets go. *goes back to the room*

Knuckles was having a hard time to get the kids to sleep.

Knuckles: GO TO SLEEP ALREADY!!

Sonic: I don't wanna!

Shadow: Me either!

Amy: I no tired!

Tails: I want four tails!

Sapphire: Can Tarosamo and me share a bed?

Tarosamo: Can I not?

Rouge: Looks like you're having fun Knuckles.

Knuckles: -_-

Rouge: Anyway, the girls get that bed, and the boys get that bed. *points to the two beds*

Amy/Sapphire: Awww….

Tarosamo/Sonic: YAY!

Knuckles: Go to sleep.

Kids: NO!

Knuckles: Now.

Kids: NO!

Knuckles: Now…

Kids: NO!

Knuckles: ….

Kids: NO!!

Knuckles: This is going to be a loooong night!

Rouge: *nods*

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Oh, gosh…they're kids! Rouge and Knuxie have their hands full now!