Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Echidna Prince ❯ The Kids! Part II ( Chapter 12 )

Chapter 12: The Kids! Part II

Freddy: ….?

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Freddy: No Sapphire…?

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Freddy: …YES!!!! *parties like it's 1999*

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Knuckles: GO TO FREAKIN' SLEEP ALREADY!!!!!

Sapphire: Read us a bedtime story!

Knuckles: What?

Sonic: Bedtime story!

All: Bedtime story! Bedtime story!

Rouge: Here. *gives Knuckles a book*

Knuckles: *looks at book* Little Red Riding Echidna?

All: YAY! *goes under blankets* READ!

Knuckles: -_- Why do I have to read?

Rouge: Because I said so!

Knuckles: Fine…*opens book* Once upon a time, there was a little echidna who lived in a village near the lake on Angel Island. Whenever he went out, the little echidna wore a….red riding cloak? Whatever, so everyone in the village called him Little Red Riding Echidna...

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Story mood

One morning, Little Red Riding Echidna went to the kitchen.

Little Red Riding Echidna: *grumble* Morning woman.

Woman: It's MOM!

LRRE: Whatever…anyway, could I go visit the old lady?

Mom: Grandmother!

LRRE: Yeah, her too. Anyway, it's been 48 hours since I last seen the hag.

Mom: -_- Shut up and go! Take this basket too! Now leave!

LRRE: Yay. *leaves*

Mom: And remember, travel far away and run into the big bad wolf! I hear he's hungry!

LRRE: Okay, MOM! *leaves out the house*

As Little Red Riding Echidna was making his way to grandmother's house, he noticed some lovely flowers near the words.

LRRE: Yuck! Nasty, foul things! *he stomps them* There! Much better! *skips along*

Suddenly, as Little Red Riding Echidna was making his way, a wolf appeared in front of him.

Wolf: What are you doing out here, little echidna?

LRRE: None of your business; now shoo! *stomps on Wolfs foot*

Wolf: OW!! *hops around* I'll get you by the hairs on my little chinny, chin, chin!

LRRE: Wrong story, doofus!

Little Red Riding Echidna left the Wolf in its pain and went to grandmother's house. The Wolf thought for a moment and took a shortcut.

The wolf was a little out of breath from running and arrived at Grandma's and knocked lightly on the door. No one answer. Then he saw the note which read: Grandma's at a wrestling match kicking butt! Be back NEVER! HAHAHAHAHA!! Signed, Grandmother.

The wolf shrugged and opened the door and went straight to grandma's closest to get a sleeping gown. The wolf snorted.

Wolf: I'm supposed to wear THIS? *he disgustedly put it on and jumped in grandma's bed.* Ah, now all I have to do is wait!

A few minutes later, Little Red Riding Echidna knocked on the door.

Wolf: Who…uh…*clears throat* Who is it?

LRRE: Yo! It's me! Little Red Riding Echidna dude!

Wolf: -_- *sarcastically* Oh, how lovely. *ahem* Do come in, my dear!

LRRE: *walks in* Yo, grandma, you sound odd. Are you a wolf?

Wolf: Uh, no! I just, uh, have a cold! Yeah, that's it. A cold.

LRRE: Yo, alright.

Wolf: Come see your grandmother, dear.

LRRE: I'm allergic.

Wolf: GET OVER HERE! (MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! Hehehe)

LRRE: O.o Okay…*boringly* Grandma what big ears you have.

Wolf: The better to hear you with, my dear.

LRRE: *boringly* Grandma, what big eyes you have.

Wolf: The better to see you with, my dear!

LRRE: Grandma, what big underwear you have!

Wolf: O.O!!!!! WHAT?!

LRRE: Stupid wolf! *kicks wolf*

Wolf: OOOOWW!!

LRRE: *kicks Wolf again and bash him on the head* DIE!!

Wolf: UGH! *die*

LRRE: Yay.

End Story

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Knuckles: The End. *close book*

Kids: *sleeping*

Knuckles: Thank god, they're finally asleep! This was the lamest book I ever read!

Rouge: I got that book from your parents' room. They musta read that to you when you were a kid!

Knuckles: -_-;; Whatever. The kids are asleep. Let see how Tim Allan's doing on that machine.

Rouge: Okay!

So the two went down to the basement to see…Tim Allan sleeping.

Knuckles: Hey! Wake up! *smacks him*

Tim: What? Oh, it's you two…Anyhow, I couldn't get this blasted thing fix tonight, so I'll try again tomorrow!

Rouge/Knuckles: WHAT?!?!

Tim: I said I'll fix it-

Knuckles: We heard what you said! You can't do this to us!

Tim: Yes I can…

Rouge: Whatever, leave! And don't forget to come back tomorrow!

Tim: Righteo! Bye! *leaves*

Rouge: NOW what are we suppose to do?

Knuckles: I don't know! But I can't stand those kids!

Rouge: Hey! Look at it this way; it's good practice!

Knuckles: O.O!!!

Rouge: *laughs* You're so cute!

Knuckles: O.O!!!!!!!!! *blushes*

Rouge: *looks at watch…uh, yeah…she doesn't have a watch…* It's 9 o'clock.

Knuckles: Yayness. -_-

Rouge: ^_^ Time for bed!

Knuckles: Where are you going to sleep?

Rouge: With you, silly!!

Knuckles: WHAT?!?!?!

Rouge: Come along! *drags Knuckles off to bed*

Knuckles: O.O *claws the floor* Help…

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In the kids room…

Sapphire: *snores, rolls over and hits Amy*

Amy: *wakes up* Owie…*looks around in the dark room* Sonic?

Sonic: Snnooooreeee….

Amy: *Climbs out of bed and to the boys bed* Sonic?

Sonic: *wakes up* AH! MONSTER!! *falls out of bed*

Tails: *wakes with a start* MONSTER?!?!?!?! MOMMY!!

Tarosamo: *still sleeping* Zzzzzzzzzz….

Sapphire: *wakes* MONSTER?!?!??!?!! I'm scared!

Shadow: *wakes* Monster?! I DUN WANNA DIE!!!

Cream: Monster? What's a…monster?

All: *pause to think*

Sonic: I don't know!

Amy: -_- I'm nada munster!

Sonic: AH! MONSTER TALKED!

Amy: It's me! Amy!

Sonic: AH! MONSTER ATE AMY!!

Amy: SONIC!! *hits Sonic with teddy bear*

Sonic: Owie! What wa' that fer?

Amy: Calling me a munster, meanie! I'm telling Rwouge and Knuxkle!

Sonic: Sowwy!

Shadow: Sonic's in trouble! Ha ha!

Sonic: Shuddup! *kicks Shadow*

Shadow: OW! *kicks Sonic*

Sonic: Stop! *hits Shadow on head*

Shadow: *hits Sonic on head*

Amy: Stop it!

Cream: I'm hungry…

Tails: I gotta go potty!

Tarosamo: zzzzzzzzz….

Sapphire: Sonic mean!

Amy: Sonic!

Sonic/Shadow: *fighting*

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Rouge: *sleeping in Knuckles bed*

Knuckles: *glaring at Rouge for sleeping in his bed* This chair is not comfortable…

Rouge: *sleeping* ^_^

Knuckles: *sigh* I guess she is kinda…cute…

Rouge: *sleeping* ^________^

Knuckles: Maybe even…gorgeous?

Rouge: *still sleeping* ^_________________^

Knuckles: Is she even asleep? That's an awfully large smile….

Rouge: *sleeping* O.O

Knuckles: Oh well…*suddenly hears a commotion in the other room* What the? *gets up and go to other room*

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Amy: Sonic! Shadic! Stop it!

Sonic: No! *bites Shadow*

Shadow: Ow! *bites Sonic*

Knuckles: *walks in, sees them* WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

Sonic: *stops* O.O

Shadow: *stops* O.O

Amy: O.O

Sapphire: O.O

Cream: O.o

Tails: O.O

Tarosamo: zzzzzzzzzz….

Knuckles: Well?

Kids: They started it! *points to Sonic and Shadow*

Sonic/Shadow: *glares at each other* HE started it! *points to the other*

Knuckles: *sighed* I'm never having kids.

Amy: I'm thirsty.

Sapphire: Me too!

Sonic: Me twee!

Shadow: I'm thirsty too!

Cream: I want milk!

Tails: I gotta go potty!

Tarosamo: zzzzzzz…

Knuckles: *sighed* Fine, y'all stay here while I take Tails to the bathroom and then I'll take y'all to get something to drink…

Kids: *nod*

Knuckles: Come on, Tails. *leaves*

Tails: Otay! *follows behind*

Two minutes later…

Knuckles: *return* Okay, lets get you all something to drink…

Kids: Yay!

Knuckles: *take the kids downstairs to the kitchen.* What do you all want?

Sapphire: Water!

Amy: Water!

Cream: Chocolate milk!

Tails: Chocolate milk too!

Sonic: Orange juice!

Shadow: I want orange juice!

Sonic: I said it first!

Shadow: So?

Sonic: You can't copy!

Knuckles: *growl* Be quiet. Y'all both can have orange juice. *gets the kids their drinks*

Kids: *drink in silence*

Knuckles: *sighs and lye his head on the table* Y'all done yet?

Kids: Yeah!

Knuckles: *lifts head* Good, lets go to bed now. *goes upstairs to the kids room, tuck them in, only because he had to* Night. *Goes to leave*

Amy: Wait!

Knuckles: Ugh…what is it, Amy?

Amy: I'm...scared…could you stay? Pwease?

Tails: Please?

Sonic/Shadow: Yeah! We want you to stay! (They act like twins!)

Cream: I'm afraid of the dark!

Sapphire: Pwease, Knuxkle?

Tarosamo: Zzzzzzzzz…..

Knuckles: *looks at their pleading faces then gives in* Oh, fine…

Kids: Yay! *they get up and pushes the two beds together and made room for Knuckles* There!

Knuckles: O.o Y'all want me to sleep here?

Amy: Pwease?

Knuckles: *giving in* Fine…

Amy: ^_^

Knuckles: *lies on the bed*

Kids: *cuddles up to Knuckles* Good Night, Knuxkle! *goes to sleep*

Knuckles: -_-;; *Thinking* Someone up there hates me…

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The next morning…

Rouge: *wakes up and yawn* Good morning, Knuckles…Knuckles? *looks around, gets up* Where is he? Knuckles? *leaves the room and goes to the kids room. What she saw shocked her.* O.O AWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Knuckles: *wakes up with a start* What?! *sees Rouge* Rouge?

Rouge: That's so cute Knuckles.

Knuckles: *blush*

Rouge: I didn't know YOU were so good with children.

Sapphire: *wakes up* HI!!!!!! *jumps on bed*

Amy: *wakes up* AH! *falls off bed*

Cream: *wakes up* WEEE! *jumps on bed*

Tails: *wakes up* Oops? *jumps on bed too*

Sonic: *wakes up* Bed jumpin'? YAY! *jumps*

Shadow: *wakes up* I AM THE ULTIMA LIFE FORM!!

Sonic: What'sa Ulta-Ultima life form?

Shadow: I dunno! *jumps on bed*

Tarosamo: Zzzzzzzzz…

Knuckles: O.O Stop jumping on the bed!

Kids: Why?

Knuckles: Because it's giving me a headache!

Rouge: Knuckles! Be nice! They are only children!

Knuckles: Why do kids have to be so darn mean?

Rouge: `Cause, you are!

Knuckles: I am not!

Rouge: Yes you are!

Knuckles: Am not!

Rouge: Are too!

Knuckles: Am not!!

Amy: O.O Wow, they fight like you do, Sonic and Shadow!

Sonic: I know!

Shadow: I fight better!

Sonic: No, I do!

Shadow: I do!

Sonic: Me!

Shadow: Me!

Sonic: ME, ME!!

Shadow: Nuh-uh! ME!

Sonic: STOP!

Shadow: No, you stop!

Sonic: I said so first!

Shadow: So? I said so second!

Rouge/Knuckles: O.o

Tarosamo: *wakes up* YAAAAWN! Morning everyone! That was the bestest sleep I ever had!

Rouge/Knuckles: O.o;;

Kids: *fighting over…something*

Amy: That's my dolly! Give it back, Cream!

Cream: No! Down with dollies!

Sapphire: I want chocola for breakfast!

Cream: NO! NOT CHOCLA!

Knuckles: How in the world can they be so darn hyper in the morning?!?!

Rouge: Must get it from your side of the family…

Knuckles: WHAT?!?! You act as if they are our children!

Rouge: They are for the time being!

Knuckles: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE A FATHER!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Rouge: O.o() Knuckles, you're acting overly dramatic.

Knuckles: Well, wouldn't you!?!?!

Rouge: Nope! ^_^

Shadow: Stop kicking me!

Sonic: I'm not kicking you! *hits Shadow* I hitting you!

Shadow: Leave me awone! *hits Sonic*

Sonic: No! *hits Shadow in face*

Shadow: OW! *kicks Sonic in leg*

Sonic: Owie! *jumps on Shadow*

Shadow: *jumps on Sonic*

Sonic/Shadow: *fighting, biting, kicking, hitting, etc*

Knuckles: Do those two EVER stop fighting!?!?!

Rouge: Guess not…Break it up you two!

Sapphire: I'm hungry!

Amy: Me too!

Cream: Me twee!

Tails: Me four!

Amy: You aren't four! You twee!

Tails: Oh! Me twee!

Tarosamo: I'm hungry too!

Sonic/Shadow: *stop fighting* Me too! Me too!

Rouge: What do y'all want for breakfast?

Kids: *thinking, then* McDonalds!!

Knuckles: We can't take them out!

Rouge: Why not? You're a prince! You can afford it!

Knuckles: But they are trouble makers!

Kids: *cries*

Rouge: *glares ay Knuckles* Look what you've done!

Knuckles: *murmur* You're a sucker for smooth bottoms…

Rouge: >.> What was that?

Knuckles: Uh, nothing! Nothing at all! Is it hot in here…? Hehehe…*glances around nervously*

Rouge: -_- Whatever…

Amy: Sonic!

Sonic: AH! Cooties! *runs behind Shadow*

Shadow: Hey! I don't want cooties!

Sapphire: *giggles, pushes Tarosamo* Tag! You're it! *runs*

Tarosamo: No fair! I wasn't ready! *chases her*

Tails: Me wanna play! Me wanna play! *runs after them*

Amy: Oooh! Tag! *runs after them*

Sonic: Tag's for losers!

Shadow: Yeah! And you're a loser! *tags Sonic*

Sonic: Hey! *chases Shadow*

Rouge/Knuckles: -_-

Knuckles: I thought they were hungry?

Rouge: Guess not…Oh well, no food for them!

Kids: *stop at the mention of food* FOOD!! *runs to Rouge and Knuckles and start jumping up and down*

Knuckles: I can't wait for them to return to normal…

Sapphire: Food! *steps on Knuckles foot a little too hard…*

Knuckles: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! *hops around holding foot*

All: O.O?

Knuckles: ^*^@#$*@(^#$*(@^#$&@^&*^#@!!!!!

Rouge: *gasp* Knuckles! Not in front of the kids!

Knuckles: It's not like they haven't heard it all before! And that DEMON CHILD AUTHOR PERSON STEPPED ON MY FOOT!!!! MY POOR, POOR FOOT!!

Sapphire: *cries* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!! HE CALLED ME A DEMON CHILD AUTHER PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs crying*

Rouge: KNUCKLES!!

Amy: Knuxkle mean! *runs away*

Tails: Uh? Wait for me! *runs after her*

Cream: Boo! *runs after Tails*

Sonic: Shadow stink! *runs after Cream*

Shadow: *sniff self* Do not! *runs after Sonic*

Tarosamo: …? *sits down*

Rouge: *glares at Knuckles*

Knuckles: *glares back* What?

Rouge: I can't believe you! Don't you have a heart? *walks off after the kids*

Tarosamo: *looks at Knuckles*

Knuckles: *crosses arms and glares at Tarosamo* What are you looking at?

Tarosamo: *stares at Knuckles*

Knuckles: WHAT IS IT WITH YOU?!?!

Tarosamo: …I hate you…

Knuckles: Oh, great! Now my own brother hates me!

Tarosamo: *stares at Knuckles*

Knuckles: Will you stop staring at me?!?

Tarosamo: *glares and walks off*

Freddy: *appears* Wow, haven't been seen for a while. Looks like you messed up, big time, Knuckles.

Knuckles: THE TIGER STARTED IT!!!

Freddy: *rolls eyes* If you haven't forgotten, the tiger is a three-year-old child now.

Knuckles: *growls* Are you trying to make me look like the bad guy here?

Freddy: Is it working?

Knuckles: *sigh* Yes.

Freddy: My job here is done! Up, up, and away! *flies through roof*

Knuckles: -_- Thanks a lot, Freddy.

Freddy voice over: NO PROBLEM!! *fades out*

Knuckles: …Whatever…

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Wow, Knuxie sure did it this time!