Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Echidna Prince ❯ The Kids! Part III ( Chapter 13 )

Chapter 13: The Kids! Part III

Freddy: We last left off with Knuckles being a meanie!

Knuckles: I wasn't being a meanie!

Freddy: GO AWAY!!

Knuckles: WHOA! *gets blown away…somehow*

Freddy: -_-

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Tikal: Chaos…you think maybe we're…lost?

Chaos: Gurgle, sploosh. (Translations: Geez, what gave you THAT idea?) *roll eyes*

Tikal: -_-()

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Rouge: Sapphire! Sapphire! Where are you?!

Amy: Sappy! Come out, come out wherever you are!

Sonic: Next time, I'm hiding!

Shadow: That's only `cause you can't count!

Sonic: I can too! See…one….uh…..two….twee….fo-five….

Shadow: Five doesn't come after twee!

Sonic: Yeah-uh!

Tails: Be quiet! We are lookin' fer…uh…fer…who are we looking fer again?

Amy: Sappire!

Tails: Sappire?

Amy: Yeah!

Sonic: She can't fully pro-uh, no-unce…Sapphire.

Shadow: Uh, every time I get upset, I always run under my bed!

Sonic: That's stoopid! She'll ne'er go hide under the bed!

Shadow: Shows what you know!

Sonic: Are you challenge me?

Shadow: What?

Sonic: Oh…I meant, are you CHALLENGING me?

Cream: Wow! Such big words coming from a twee-year-old hedgehog!

Rouge: *rubs head* Could y'all place be quiet? *trips over something* AH!

Sonic/Shadow: *snicker*

Amy: Rwouge! Are you okay?

Rouge: Yeah…I tripped over…The Master Emerald?!?! *picks it up and hugs it* OH! Master Emerald…I thought I've lost you for good! *kisses it*

Kids: O.O()

Tails: An' I thought Cream was crazy!

Cream: *glares at Tails*

Tails: Uh, in a good way!

Cream: ^_^

Sapphire: *runs down the hall* I FOUND SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!

Tails: *eyes light up* SUGAR??????

Amy: SUGAR!!!!

Sonic: YAAAAAAAY!!!!!! SUUUUUUUGAAAAAAAAAR!!!

Shadow: Sugar's for bad kids…AND I'MMA BAD KID!!!!!

Cream: SWEEEEEEET! LIKE CANDY!

All: O.o()

Rouge: *Rubbing the Master Emerald* My precious…my precious….

Kids: *eating the sugar* ^_____________________^

Tarosamo: *walks into the room* What y'all doin'?

Sapphire: TAROSAMO!!!!!!!!! EAT SUGAR!!!!!!!! *Stuffs sugar down Taro's throat*

Tarosamo: O.O()

Amy: YAY!! I WUV SUGAR! I WUV SONIC MORE!!

Sonic: I wuv you tooooooooo! *kisses Amy's cheek*

Amy: *hearts in eyes* YAY!!!!!!

Tails: *on refrigerator* I'm on top of the WORLD!!!!!

Cream: Roses are red, violets are blue, I want my revenge, and I chose YOU!!! *throws a stuff chao toy at Shadow*

Shadow: *gets hit* Mommy! x.x

Tails: *jumps* Look out BELOOOOOW!

Tarosamo: *looks in the refrigerator, `causing Tails to fall inside* I'm hungry. Nothing good to eat. *closes door*

Tails: *get shut in the refrigerator* AH! THE ICE MUNSTER IS EATING ME ALIVE!!

Shadow: I AM THE ULITMA LIFE FORM HERE TO TAKE OVER ALL HEDGEWOG KIND!!

Sonic: Not if I can help it! *runs to Shadow, trips* Oopsie.

Rouge: Precious emerald…

Knuckles: *runs in, eyes wide in terror* WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!?!?!?!

Kids except for Tails who is still in the fridge: *see Knuckles* KNUXKLE!!! *runs to him*

Knuckles: HOLY CRAP-NIPS!!

Kids: *jump on Knuxkle, I mean, Knuckles*

Knuckles: -_-;; *falls down*

Tarosamo: *Unties Knuckles shoes*

Sapphire: *sitting on Knuckles chest* Hi!!!!!!

Amy: *sitting on Knuckles arm* You needa bath!

Sonic: *sitting on Knuckles stomach* Oooohh…what does this button do? *pokes bellybutton*

Knuckles: STOP!

Shadow: *sitting on Knuckles other arm* I AM THE ULTIMA!

Cream: *plays with Knuckles dreadlocks* Wonder what happen if I pull this….? *pulls dreadlock*

Knuckles: OW!!

Cream: Oh! It makes red thing cry!

Tarosamo: *slips Knuckles shoes off* Hehehe…*puts a finger on Knuckles toes* This little piggy went to the market! This little piggy stayed home!

Knuckles: *Struggling real hard while laugh* ST-STOP! HAHA!! ROUGE! HELP!

Rouge: *staring at emerald* I am one with the Master Emerald…

Tarosamo: This little piggy had roast beef, while this little piggy had none…and this little piggy cried wee-wee-wee all the way home! *tickles Knuckles feet*

Knuckles: *GASP* Taro-TAROSAMO! HAHAHA!!! STOP IT!!!!

Sonic: *poking Knuckles bellybutton* Pokey, pokey, pokey! Hehehe! This is fun!

Knuckles: SONIC! HEHHE! STOOOP!!

Amy: I could make you all pretty! *puts hands on Knuckles face*

Knuckles: *growing red…but isn't he already red? O.o* GET OFF ME!!!!!!!! *he jumps up, knocking the kids down* WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!

Amy: *eyes start to water* I'm sow-sowwy…

Kids: *looks at the ground shamefully* We are too…

Knuckles: *growls and turn to Rouge* AND YOU! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?!?!

Rouge: *worshipping Master Emerald* Oh, mighty, oh great emerald…

M.E: ….. -_-()

Knuckles: *grabs emerald*

Rouge: *Snapped out of her trance* What happen?

Knuckles: Look around you and take a guess!

Rouge did just that, she looked around herself to see the whole room (which was the kitchen) in total disaster. Sugar was spilled everywhere, food was knocked out from the refrigerator, everything was thrown about, and even the refrigerator itself was shaking…wait…the refrigerator shaking?

Refrigerator: *muffed* HELP! GET ME OUTTA HERE!

Rouge/Knuckles/Kids: O.O

Kids: IT'SALIVE!! *runs and hide under the table*

Rouge: *opens the refrigerator and a near frozen Tails falls out in her arms* Tails! Oh my gosh! Are you alright?

Tails: *freezing cold* I-I-I-I c-c-c-co-old…

Rouge: *turn to the kids and Knuckles* Who let this happen?

Knuckles: *roll eyes* You were the one watching them!

Rouge: Be quiet red one!

Knuckles: O.o;;

Rouge: C'mon Tails, lets get you warm. *leaves with Tails*

Knuckles: *glares at the kids under the table* Y'all are gonna clean up this mess!

Sapphire: We can't!

Knuckles: And why not?

Amy: We ownly twee!

Knuckles: You are--*The doorbell ring* Ugh! Who is it?!

Person behind door: Allan! Tim Allan!

Shadow: *mocks* Allan! Tim Allan! What he thinks he is? James Butt?

Sonic: It's James Bun!

Tarosamo: I always thought it was James Bond.

Sonic/Shadow: *Looks at Tarosamo funny* James Bond is a stoopid name!

Tarosamo: -_-()

Knuckles: *open door* Thank god you're here! You're gonna fix that machine, right?

Tim: Maybe, maybe not…

Knuckles: WHAT DO YOU MEAN MAYBE, MAYBE NOT!?!??!

Tim: Whoa, take a chill pill red dude.

Knuckles: My name is not red dude, it is Knuckles.

Tim: Whatever Chuckles.

Knuckles: KNUCKLES!

Tim: -_-() Let me just get to work. *walks off to where the machine is*

Knuckles: I don't like him…*turns to kids* Okay, now I want you to…Hey! Where the heck did they go?? *looks around but see no kids*

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Link: I was so sure she wouldn't put me back in another chapter! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

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Rouge: *gives Tails some hot chocolate* How are you feeling?

Tails: I'm still cold…I wanna hug!

Rouge: Okay. *hugs him*

Tails: *eyebrow goes up and down*

Rouge: *tries to let go* Um, Tails? You can let go now.

Tails: Will you be my mommy?

Rouge: Only if you let me go.

Tails: Otay! *let her go*

Rouge: You sure are a weird kid.

Tails: I get weirder as I get older!

Rouge: *murmurs* Don't I know it…

Tails: When I grow up, I wanna be…FLYING FOX KID!

Rouge: I thought it was Flying Fox Boy?

Tails: *stares at Rouge* That's an even betta name!! You smart!

Rouge: O.o

Tails: *runs around the room, pretending to be flying* I can FLY! YAY!

Rouge: O.O()

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Tim: Hmmm…hmmm…hmmm….

Knuckles: What is it, doc? Will it survive?

Tim: Hmm…this is very serious…

Knuckles: WELL????? Will you be able to turn the monster back???

Tim: Of course!! But I like to see you suffer s'more!

Knuckles: NO!! Say it isn't soooooo!!!

Tim: It's so…

Knuckles: I said say it ISN'T sooooo!

Tim: I'm only here to help…

Knuckles: HELP WITH WHAT?!?!

Tim: WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!!!!

Knuckles: -_-

Tim: Oops…wrong one, I mean, I was secretly hired to help the kids…oh shoot…it's not a secret anymore…

Knuckles: What?!

Tim: The rug rats hired me to torment you.

Knuckles: But how? They are only three!

Tim: ^_^

Sapphire: TITANIC!! *runs in and jumps on Knuckles*

Amy: SONIC!! *runs in and jumps on Knuckles*

Sonic: Super speed!! *runs in and jumps on Knuckles*

Shadow: Ultima Lifeness! I mean, life form! *runs in and jumps on Knuckles*

Cream: COOKIES!! *runs in and jumps on Knuckles*

Tarosamo: Uh…boo? *runs in and jumps on Knuckles*

Knuckles: AH! Help! The munchkins are attacking! HELP!

Kids: YAY!

Knuckles: I'm melting! Melting! *falls to the floor*

Amy: I don't think we're in Wonderland anymore.

Sapphire: But it's Cansas!

Tarosamo: You spelled Kansas wrong!

Sapphire: I wuv Taro! *hugs Taro*

Tarosamo: I wish I could die at a young age…

Sonic: HA! I destoyed the red giant anteater!

Shadow: No! I destoyed him first!

Sonic: I destoyed him!

Shadow: No! I destoyed him!

Cream: First of all, it's DESTROYED! Get it right!

Sonic/Shadow: O.o;;

Red Giant Anteater known as Knuckles: Ugh…

Kids: *stares at Knuckles*

Knuckles: Ugh…..

Kids: AH!!! It'salive!!! *runs*

Knuckles: Ugh….my head…did I melt? *gets up*

Tim: La la la…*eats a sandwich*

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Freddy: COME OUT AND SHOW YOUSELF!!!

…..

Freddy: I KNOW YOU ARE HERE!!!

…..

Freddy: SHOW YOURSELF!!!

??: Pika!

Freddy: THERE YOU ARE!!!

Pikachu: Pika?

Freddy: YOU CAN NOT HIDE FROM ME!!

Pikachu: Pikachu…-_-()

Freddy: *jumps in front of Pikachu* YOU ARE MINE!!

Pikachu: -_- PIK-KA-CHUUUUUU!!! *electrocutes Freddy*

Freddy: AH!! *burnt…again*

….that was…pointless…

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Rouge: Tails! Get down from there! You'll hurt yourself!

Tails: *on the ceiling fan* Nopers!

Rouge: Don't make me have to come up there and get you!

Tails: Yayness!

Rouge: Bring your little three-year-old tail down here now!

Tails: I can't! They're attached!

Rouge: -_- I wonder how Knuckles is handling six of them while I'm having trouble with just one! Poor Knuckles! Oh well!

Tails: Oooh!! Lookie what I found! *pulls out the Master Emerald*

Rouge: *eyes go wide* Master…Emerald…

Tails: Baseball! *throws Emerald out window*

Rouge: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O….*dies from lack of oxygen (They don't die in this story, they just get really big booboos…George, George, George of the jungle, strong as he can be! Watch out for that…TREE!! ^_^)*

Tails: COOL! ^_^

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Wow, another pointless chapter!