Spirited Away Fan Fiction ❯ Ways to Annoy the People of the Bathhouse ❯ Oh, to Annoy... ( Chapter 1 )

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I don't own Spirited Away. I believe it's a true story, and I love it. But I don't own it.

I have nothing against any of the characters. This is just for fun.

Ways to Annoy, Tick Off, Peeve, and Generally Drive Absolutely Bonkers:

Yubaba

Ask for a job.

Brag on Zeniba.

Booby-trap her office. Frogs work well for this.

One word: Balloons.

Another word: Static.

Send Kumaji on vacation.

Fill the contract drawer with soot balls.

Host “The Great Stink-spirit Ball”.

Go to an otaku convention; find every person dressed like her and bring them to the bathhouse.

Get a pet.

Invite No-face back for a visit.

“Have you EVER heard of a hairstylist?!”

“You have to realize, my dear, that your baby is growing up. He can't stay in that room forever.”

Play rap music.

“You're too stressed. Take a bath. I'll get the Big Tub ready...”...with liquid nitrogen...

Other Workers

Dress Frog-guy up in doll clothes.

“Lin and Kumaji, sittin' in a tree....”

Spike the foreman's dinner. Laxatives work well.

One word: Coffee