Spirited Away Fan Fiction ❯ Ways to Annoy the People of the Bathhouse ❯ And some other people who I forgot....whoops. ( Chapter 2 )

This is for Star555555528. Thank You!!

Ways to Annoy, Tick Off, and Basically Drive Ablosutely Bonkers:

The Foreman Guy

Ask for a bath token that doesn't exist, because Yubaba sent you.

Put Yu-bird bait in his hat.

Get a pet frog.

Insist they are cousins.

“This is a bathhouse, and yet” pause to sniff “You don't use your employee discount? Why?”

Try to hold a conversation with him.

Release flies into his area.

“Nah, you're not the foreman. The foreman is taller. And less stinky.”

“You froggy. But CUTE froggy. Make humans go, `whaaaaaa.'.”

“You are so weird...”

 

 

Ways to Annoy, Tick Off, and Basically Drive Ablosutely Bonkers:

The Three Heads

“You guys're lookin' a little green. You sick?”

“And you help Yubaba...how?”

Feed them to the baby.

Push them down the chasm. They deserve it! Pbbbbbbbth!*sticks tongue out at heads*

Sell them to that little kid down the block. The one who dresses her cat up in rubber gloves.

Put them on the train tracks. Note! It is recommended that those with heart trouble not watch.

Ship them express to Swamp Bottom. I'm so sorry, Zeniba!

Tie them together.

Chop them up and feed them to the soot-balls.

Imitate them.

 

 

Ways to Annoy, Tick Off, And Basically Drive Ablosutely Bonkers:

Kumaji

Help out the soot-balls.

Ask if he knows Peter Parker.

Switch his drawers out while he's gone.

Unleash upon him the unbridled cuteness of...*Bum Bum BUM!!* a Yorkshire Terrier!!

Roast weenies on the boiler.

Marshmallows work well, too.

Sing “It's a Hard-Knock Life”. LOUD.

Play the drums.

Throw water balloons at him.

Spray him with Raid. (But jut a little. He really is a nice old guy and I don't recommend any of this.)

 

 

 

Ways to Annoy, Tick Off, and Basically Drive Ablosutely Bonkers:

Lin

Y'know what? I'm not even gonna do this. Lin is too nice to be purposely annoyed, so I'll just list things that already annoy her. Lin?

“Kumaji not leaving his dishes out,

Yubaba, in any way, shape or form,

Haku, but not as much as Yubaba,

The Big Tub,

Stink Spirits,

A cluttered room,

The foreman,

The frog guy, you know the one, No-face's first victim? Yeah, him.

No-face, though not so much now as when we first met,

Those 3 green heads,

The Yu-bird,

And your Yorkshire *lick* Terriers, Kagome!” *Lick* *lick* *lick* “Oh, come on! They like you!”