Star Wars - Series Fan Fiction ❯ Ahsoka's Hairy Question ❯ 1/1 ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Title: Ahsoka's Hairy Question
Author:  pronker
Rating: T
Era:  The Clone Wars
Characters:  Obi-Wan, Anakin, Ahsoka
Summary:  A mystery is solved.
Warning:  An All-Conversation Drabble

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"Master Obi-Wan, what's it like, having hair?"

"Anakin, field this one, will you?  I'm busy at the controls."

"Afraid?  Is the Negotiator at a loss for words?"

"What a ridiculous question!"

"All right, all right.  Snips, it's inconvenient.  Hair needs constant trimming, it obscures your vision, it gets mange --- "

"Beasts contract mange, Anakin."

"Well then, you take over.  I'll handle the controls."

"The Duchess has pretty hair.  Is Satine a natural blonde, do you think?"

"Of course she is!"

"You're sure?"

"Certainly I'm sure!"

"How do you know, Master Obi-Wan?"

"She --- We --- I just know, is all."

"Pay up now, Master?"

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The End.






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