Street Fighter Fan Fiction ❯ [MSTing] '12 Months and a year' ❯ Chapter 2b ( Chapter 4 )

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>Guile barely had time to leap into safety as the bullet whizzed past
>him, imbedding itself onto the wall behind him.

Tom: <Guile> You could've TOLD us you didn't have insurance!

Joel: <Cammy> Oopsie.


>Spinning around in alarm, Chun Li the nurse holding a smoking
>semi-automatic pistol in her hands, her eyes staring blankly at the
>recovering Guile.

Tom: Wait, the nurse is also named Chun-Li?

Crow: Apparently the nurse assassinated the verb.


>Chun Li had no time to react before the 'nurse' fired a few more shots
>at Guile. He managed to dodge the first few before one struck his ankle.

Joel: <Nurse> I like to start at the bottom and work my way up.


>"GAHH!" The airman yelled in pain as he landed on the ground heavily,
>his face displaying the pain he was feeling.

Crow: <Guile> MEDIC!

Tom: <Nurse> At your service!  *bang*

Crow: <Guile> GAHH!


>Blood began to ooze out of his wound as he desperately crutch
>his ankle to stop the bleeding.

Joel: At least he's in the right place to get medical supplies.

Tom: <Nurse> Who needs a fresh box of band-aids?  *bang*


>"Secondary target: William Guile. Expendable, termination in progress."
>The nurse droned as she aimed her pistol at the fallen airman.

Crow: <Chun-Li> Your name is Billy?  Aww!


>The Interpol agent tackled the 'nurse' , sending both women sprawling
>onto the ground. She managed to smack the pistol off before a powerful
>hand gripped her throat. Shock, she furiously clawed at the hand to
>release her, to no avail.

Joel: <Chun-Li> First do no harm!!

Tom: Shock, I didn't know there were Wallmasters in this story.


>Slowly, the 'nurse' stood up, pulling the thrashing Chun Li up with her.
>Staring squarely at the desperate eyes of the Chinese woman, she said,

Crow: <Nurse> A SPOONFUL OF SUGAR HELPS THE MEDICINE GO DOWN.


>"Main target apprehended. Returning to base immediately."
>
>Suddenly, she gave a quick lightning jab to the Chinese woman's face
>with such force that she was unconscious when the blow struck her.

Tom: Oh, what is this?  Tekken now?

Crow: <Nurse> K.O!

Tom: Dammit, I was kidding!


>The 'nurse' slung a limp Chun Li over her shoulder just as Guile
>swung his fist weakly at her while his other hand covering his ankle.

Crow: That makes for an awkward yet hilarious visual.


>Guile stared disbelief when his fist connected nothing. /It's
>almost…uncanny! Almost as if she just teleported!/

Joel: Almost as if the writer was playing 'Marvel Vs. Capcom'
before writing this fanfic!

Tom: Guile, you create balls of energy with your FISTS.  Is
teleportation REALLY that much more of a stretch?


>Just then, he felt pressure being applied at the back of his neck and
>the world when black.

Tom: So the entire world goes dark when Guile gets a massage?

Crow: Richard help us if he gets a happy ending.


>Cammy could only be the helpless spectator as she watched the Doll
>took down her friends with ease.

Crow: <Cammy> Hmph!  Last time I bet on my friends.  You
just cost me ten grand, LOSERS!

Joel: <Cammy> I'd help you but the happy juice is kickin'....in.....
ahhhhhh.


>/Unbelievable! What had Bison been doing to them these past months? /

Tom: I'm gonna guess a steady diet of energy drinks, PCP and Mentos.


>She then realized that the Doll was standing beside her bed.
>
>The Doll ripped off the surgeon mask, allowing Cammy to
>recognize the face behind.  "Fevrier!" Cammy cried out in disbelief.

Joel: Which one was Fevrier again?

Crow: Uh... the one that killed that one person in prologue... one?

Joel: Oh yeah.  Thanks.


>The last time she saw this Doll in action, she wasn't able to move
>this fast.

Tom: <Cammy> I remember when she could barely turn her
head, what idiot gave her 70 points of articulation!?

Crow: These dolls didn't come from no cabbage patch.


>It appeared that her theory that the Psycho Power was getting
>stronger is true.

Tom: Her theory about Puppy Power was still pending though.


>The Doll looked at Cammy with a faint smile, something Cammy felt
>strange and…unsettling.

Joel: <Doll> BURP ME.


>"You served no purpose to Lord Bison, yet he didn't order your
>execution.  Be thankful for being able to live another day."

Crow: How about Chief Buffalo?  What's his opinion of Cammy?


>Cammy had no time to ponder over the abnormal behaviour of the Doll
>nor the weird message before Fevrier's fist enveloped her vision.

Tom: <Cammy> *sniff sniff* Is that Chanel No. 5?  Wo-a-a-h...
guesssss nottt... *thump*...


>Chapter 5: Revelations

Joel: Revelation... exaltation... transubstantiation!!

Crow: Inebriation.

Tom: <<imitates choirs of angels>>


>/It's too bright. /

Crow: I walked towards the light and now I'm BLIND!
Screw you, Carol Ann!


>That was the first thing Chun Li thought as she felt her consciousness
>creeped back steadily into her mind.
>
>Slowly and cautiously, the Chinese Interpol agent opened her beady eyes.

Joel: She woke up as Yi Fu, Chinese laundress.

Crow: <Chun> You no bring laundry ticket, WE NO HAVE
SERVICE!  BYE-BYE!!


>At first everything seemed to be covered by a dense fog, rendering her
>nearly blind to her surroundings. However, the fog began to lift in a
>few seconds and Chun Li took the time to take in her current situation.

Joel: She was deep in a thicket of Guile's hair.  The smell of
gunpowder and Axe made her want to retch.


>She found herself laying on her stomach on a hard concrete floor, no
>doubts giving her aches and cramps later.

Crow: Street fighting, no sweat.  Lying on the floor, cramp city.

Tom: Just like a giiiiirl.  Cramps and wimpiness.


>The room she was in was pretty bare, save for a wooden chair which
>had seen better days and a rusting vent on the ceiling.

Tom: <Billy the Puppet> Let's play a game... See, there's laser
sharks and ballistic water buffalo coming through the vent in three
seconds.  You must first buy apack of mints, using a circular saw
blade as a unicycle.  Then...


>Chun Li wasn't claustrophobic, but being ringed by 4 peculiarly
>well-scrubbed walls (considering the condition of the sparse amount of
>objects in this room) gave her this sense of oppression and slight
>giddiness.

Joel: Chun-Li, wanting a shower, resigns herself to rubbing against
the walls.

Crow: <Chun-Li> Wow, this is the cleanest sex dungeon I've ever
seen! *sniff sniff*  And lemony fresh too!


>With arms feeling as unstable as jelly, Chun Li pushed herself off
>the dusty floor.

Tom: So the walls are well-scrubbed yet the floor is dusty?
Someone needs to fire their maid.


>"Oh look, she got up."
>
>"About time, I'm getting bored just staring at Sleeping Beauty."

Crow: <Waldorf> Still better than just staring at Snow White.

Tom: <Statler> Why's that?

Crow: <Waldorf> Cause then we'd be Sleepy, Grumpy, Dopey...


>Startled, Chun Li quickly glanced behind her, trying to locate the
>source of the voices.

Joel: Oh, shoot!  We've been made!  Quick, duck down, everyone!

(Joel and the bots disappear behind their seats for a few seconds.)

Tom: Joel, is the coast clear?

(Joel's head slowly peers over his seat)


>She didn't sense any other presences in the room other than herself,

Joel: Yeah, I think we're okay.  She didn't see us.

Crow: Whew, that was close!

(Joel and the bots resume sitting in their seats)


>so when someone suddenly spoke up, her heart nearly
>jumped to her throat.

Crow: <Heart> GAHHH!!!  Open your mouth, I want out!
I WANT OUT!!!


>Behind her were 2 Dolls (she could tell because of their iconic
>uniforms,

Tom: And if you tickle them, they'll fuck you up.


>but she couldn't remember who they were specifically),

Joel: Yeah, join the club, lady.

Tom: Best bet?  Go by the hair color.

Crow: Their uniforms are so short, you have two colors
to choose from.


>both of them leaning causally against the wall.  One of them
>had short orange hair while her slightly taller counterpart was
>a brunette with her hair tied to a bun.

Joel: Okay, you've got their hair colors, who are they?

Tom: Uhhhh, Fanta and Coke?  Sunkist and RC?  No wait,
Crush and Pepsi!  

Joel: Just forget it.


>They were staring at her with an amused and inquisitive look on
>their pale face.

Tom: <Juni> We both have a bet... does Guile use gel, or shellac?

Crow: <Chun-Li> F-Finger in the nearest electric socket... every
ten minutes or so...


>Staring back at the 2 Dolls, Chun Li felt a wave of unease swept over
>her, felt fear twisting her stomach into an unpleasant knot.  Part of
>this was because she knew that whenever there are Dolls, Bison is
>involved or /very /close by.

Joel: Well, to be fair, it could just as easily be Dark Helmet.

Crow and Tom: <Dolls> Oooh, his helmet is SO BIG...


>Seeing the predicament she was in, it was probably the latter. Which
>means she was most likely in the base of Shadoloo.

Crow: It's actually *Shadaloo*, but I'll take Shadoloo over
Shadolaw any day.


>Chun Li couldn't decide whether to be overjoyed or anguished.

Tom: If it's Michael Bay, just make sure the boobs are front-and-center
on the shot, face be damned.


>The other part of was the strange behaviour of those Dolls. Not to say
>that the Dolls' behaviour were normal; they would speak and act like
>mindless robots, only listening and doing what their master command
>them to do.

Joel: She'd be more freaked out if they renacted that interpretive
dance scene with Bison from 'Romy and Michele's High School Reunion'.

Crow: But not by much.


>Yet, these Dolls…Their behaviour was akin to how normal people's
>behaviour. From her past experience, she had never seen a Doll act
>like this before.  

Joel: <Doll> Hell is empty and all the devils are here...

Crow: <Doll> If I be waspish, best beware my sting...

Tom: <Doll> THERE... ARE... FOUR... LIGHTS!!!

[Crow and Joel stare at Tom]

Tom: What?


>It was indeed unsettling.

Crow: Yeah, give those dolls a freaking Tony Award, already.


>The 2 Dolls approached her silently, with malicious smiles pasted on
>their face, their eyes however remained that identical to a dead fish.

Joel: But it wasn't until they started wiggling about while
singing 'Take Me To The River' that Chun-Li knew REAL fear.


>Chun Li stood on her wobbly legs, her body swaying unconsciously.

Tom: Aww crap, they turned on Daft Punk, she can't stop
ironically dancing!


>She raised her arms half-heartedly in a defence stance, knowing she
>wouldn't stand a chance against Bison's elite assassins, yet that
>doesn't mean she wasn't going down without a fight.

Joel: <Chun-Li> Just make it quick and bury me not on the
lone prairie.


>The shorter one reached her first, stretching out her hand to Chun Li's
>face, as though attempting to stroke her cheek. Chun Li reeled back her
>face with disgust, before viciously swinging her fist towards to the Doll.

Crow: <Chun-Li> At least buy me flowers first!


>Her fist struck nothing but thin air.

Tom: And because of her wild swing, Hong Kong was soon wiped
out by a typhoon... that's how chaos theory works, right?


>Chun Li felt the familiar sense of /déjà vu /she stared in awe and shock
>at her fist, which she stubbornly held in place.

Crow: <Chun-Li> My fist... is AWESOME!  It's too good for
your lousy chin!


>Tilting her head to the right, she saw the taller Doll giggling like a
>schoolgirl, her hand placed tentatively on her mouth.

Joel: Wait, is that... Karin Kanzuki!?  When the hell did Bison
brainwash her!?

Tom: Do you REALLY want a Prologue 3?

Joel: Point taken.


>Chun Li could only stared dumbly at the laughing Doll, her mind
>unable to process the wealth of questions entering her feverish
>head:

Crow: <Chun-Li> Where does my cat go all day when I'm at work?  
Does all purple taste like grape, or is there some plum around?
Where did that whale and bowl of petunias come from?

Tom: <Chun-Li, thinking> Where's the Tylenol?


>/Where am I? Am I in Shadoloo Headquarter?  Are Cammy and
>Guile alright? >Why are the Dolls acting this way? How did
>they become more powerful?/

Tom: <Chun> Does Shadaloo validate parking?

Joel: <Chun-Li> And why am I still holding my own
fist?  Let... Let GO!  *smack*  There!


>Unfortunately, her questions were remained renounced

Crow: Moments later, Merriam and Webster could be
heard rolling in their graves.


>as she heard a mocking voice taunted her from behind:
>"Too /slow." /

Joel: No no, it's "Gimmie five", "on the side", "down low",
THEN "too slow".

Tom: Teaching Chun the cool kids handshake was going to take
all night.


>Without warning, Chun Li felt the sharp daggers of pain stabbed her
>back, causing her to collapse on the ground, writhing in pain.

Crow: <Chun-Li> Et tu, Brute?


>The 2 Dolls squatted beside her violently twitching body, eyeing at
>her with morbid curiosity just like a sadistic child scrutinizing a
>dissected frog in his biology class.

Joel: Why am I suddenly envisioning Beavis and Butthead?

Tom: Reveal your secrets, Kermit!  *poke poke*  REVEAL
THEM, DAMN YOU!!!


>The taller Doll poked Chun Li's ribs with her finger, chuckling,
>"Look at you, all high and mighty in bringing down Lord Bison,
>yet being defeated by those who are inferior to him. Ah, how
>the mighty has fallen."

Crow: <Chun-Li> Give me nine prologues to train and you'd be
singing a different tune, sister.


>Suddenly, an unseen speaker crackled to life, and a voice that Chun Li
>loathed with her life and would remember till the day she die, spoke.

Tom: <Kanye West> My greatest pain in life is that I will never
be able to see myself perform live.


>"Juni, Juli. We don't want to ruffle up our guest too much now,
>do we?"

Crow: <Voice> Just Lay's Herr's on the ground and we'll Kettle
the score soon enough.

Tom: <Juni> Very Wise of you, sir.

Crow: <Juli> Ooh, I'm Pringling with anticipation!

Joel: These puns are nacho best.


>"Negative, sir." The 2 Dolls replied in union, immediately straightening
>up and standing stiffly and smartly like a soldier, all hints of emotion
>wiped completely from their faces.

Joel and Tom: <Dolls, Together> Anna Kournikova Mode: Activated.

Crow: <Spock> Fascinating.


>"Very good. Please take our guest to the throne room. I'm sure we need
>to get re-acquaintance again after so long, hmm?"

Crow and Tom: <Dolls, singing> Be our guest!  Be our guest!  Put
our magi....

Joel: <Bison> Now cut that out!


>"Of course, sir." Both Dolls chimed at the same time, bending
>down to hoist the Interpol agent up by grabbing under her armpit.

Joel: They couldn't resist the urge to make a little music.

Crow and Tom: <Dolls, singing> It's the PITS!  It's the PITS!

Joel: <Bison> OK, seriously now, stop it!


>Chun Li was again shocked by the sudden switch in the Dolls' behaviour,
>changing back to their 'normal' mood.

Crow: There's Bison in the corner, fiddling with his iPhone, then
Chun-Li connects the dots.

Joel: <Chun-Li> iDolls?  So THIS is 7!?

Tom: <Randy Marsh> Woo-hoo... all right!  I love the future!


>But those questions were pushed aside by the fear and anger she
>harboured against the infamous dictator.

Joel: Benito Mussolini?

Crow: Joseph Stalin?

Tom: Pee Wee Herman?

Joel: Hey, respect the suit.


>/Oh, we are going to get re-acquaintance and get along real fine
>with each other, once I sink my fist into your putrid face./

Crow: Assuming he's into that.

Tom: Not much of a challenge to beat up on the crippled girl
there, Bison.

Joel: <Bison> I prefer easy mode whenever it's offered.


>Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Tom: All these X's and we still have yet to see Ron Jeremy.

Crow: Good.


>After being dragged by the 2 Dolls unceremoniously through a
>dim-lighted hallway, the trio reached a set of metal doors.

Joel: Wait, did we just switch to a Madonna video?

Tom: Video?  This happens to Madonna at least three
times a week.


>Before they could enter, however, a blood-curling scream
>emitted behind the doors.

Crow: Oh Lord, they must be taping new episodes of
'Fuller House' in there.


>Chun Li's first reaction was to burst through the doors to save the
>unfortunate soul, but she was restrained by the iron grips of Juni
>and Juli.

Crow: <Chun-Li> Never a bloody lifeguard around when
you need one!


>Juli seemingly took her time to open the doors, the increased
>suspense and fear were gnawing Chun Li's stomach.

Joel: And behind the door... Doofie from 'Scary Movie' 1!


>When the doors finally flew open to reveal what's inside,
>Chun Li felt her bilge threatening to escape her throat.

Tom: <Rod Roddy> It's a brand new CAMMY!

All: <start humming the Price is Right music>


>Rolling indolently on the luxurious red carpet covering the entire
>floor of the room, was the head of a man with a petrified look
>etched on his face, blood spurting from the stump where his neck was.

Tom: That's where the product testers from Kellogg's feed their
victims... err, volunteers new flavors of cereal.

Joel: Sugar-frosted Knives.... no.

Crow: Ah, they're giving them the *Special* K.


>Nearby, a decapitated body laid lifelessly. From the clothes on it,
>Chun Li assumed that the man was probably one of the lowly goons
>Bison has who he considered 'expendable'.

Joel: Nah, that was just the pizza guy.  He didn't have proper
change... for the LAST time.


>Standing in the middle of the room, a Japanese Doll stood with her legs
>apart, her hands in the air, gripping a bloody katanna, giving one a
>sense that she was doing so elaborate pose.

Crow: It's new Seppuku Barbie!  You can help her restore Ken's
family honor!

Tom: Nothing will restore Ken's family's honor if he has a GIRL
fighting for him.  

Joel: <Bison> Hey, that's sexist!  I always have girls fighting
for me!


>Blood from the katanna dripped onto her face, yet that didn't
>fazed her satisfied grin on her face one bit.

Joel: <Bison> Don't mind her, she's just prologue #14.  Wait
until Book 2 for that.

Tom: <Chun-Li> NOOOOOOO!!


>But Chun Li's attention was switched to the person behind her.

Crow: <Chun-Li> You're using T-Mobile?  Those data rates will
bankrupt you, man!  Switch to Sprint... now!


>Standing majestically like a great evil god, his sturdy arms
>crossed over his broad chest, his mouth stretched to a death
>grin, his soulless eyes filled with nothing but pure malice.

Crow: Wait, if his eyes are souless then how the hell can
they be filled with malice?

Tom: Artistic license or lethargy?  You make the call!


>"Bison." Chun Li whispered through gritted teeth.
>
>The man in question stride with a sense of arrogance down the
>stairs from the platform he was standing. Kicking aside the
>bodiless head which was in his path with the same amount of
>attention to an annoying fly buzzing around his head, 's gigantic
>frame loomed over the smaller women.

Crow: Why, he was so gigantic, he cast a Shadoloo over the
smaller women!

Joel and Tom: *groans*


>"Agent Chun Li. It has been quite some time we have last met. I
>apologized for this small…incident here. I just can't stand my
>subordinates' incompetence and failures sometimes.

Crow: <Chun-Li> Funny, you seem quite tolerant of your
own.  By the way, CEILING any better since we last met?

Joel: <Bison> Hey, shut up!

Tom: <Chun-Li> Ooh, burn!  And speaking of BURN...


>Satsuki, if you would."
>
>The Japanese Doll gave a quick bow before dragging the
>corpse's by its leg and gripping the head under her arm and
>leaving the Throne room wordlessly.

Crow: <Satsuki, thinking> Buck up, girl, just thirty more
decapatations and you can retire.


>"Look, if you want to continue to gloat at your 'victory' over me
>and for me having failed to kill you, I suggest you just kill me
>immediately." Chun Li retaliated.

Joel: "Kill me", she retaliates... she needs lessons in
negotiation.


>Even though she put on a defiant front, her heart was relentlessly
>thumping against her chest from the fear she was feeling. Despite
>facing against the dictator countless times, she could never get
>rid of her phobia of him

Tom: Every single December... anyone in a red suit, she
screamed like a Banshee and hid under the nearest tree.

Crow: The poor mall Santa's ears were ringing for days...


>The dictator chuckled heartily. His body shaking with each
>chuckle he made, as if Chun LI had told him a joke.

Joel: Like a bowl full of jelly?

Tom: Bison is a right jolly old dictator.


>"Kill you? Why would I do that?  Death will end your
>nightmare swiftly and too soon, something I wouldn't allow
>for all the troubles you gave me.

Crow: <Bison> We've got to pad out the plot somehow.  I'm
not kissing you and there's only one other option.


>Secondly, why waste such a perfect body? Granted, it is
>pathetically weak compared to mine, but are you not proclaimed
>to be the strongest woman in the world?"

Tom: <Chun-Li> Holy crap, you're right!  I completely
forgot!  Juli and Juni shouldn't be able to restrain me at all!
HYAAHHHH!!!

Joel: <Bison> Ah, crap.

Crow: Not stronger than TWO women though.

Tom: <Chun-Li> Oh drat.


>"What are you getting at?" Chun Li's felt the cold stone of fear
>gradually getting heavier every second.

Joel: She should pass that stone already.


>"Are you that ignorant? I would like you to join the ranks of one
>of the top officials in Shadoloo."

Crow: As a top official, you won't be decapatated if you
fail me.

Tom: <Chun-Li> Whew, that's a relief.

Crow: Instead, you'll be transferred to Detroit.

Tom: <Chun-Li> NOOOOOOO!!!


>There was silence for a few seconds before Chun Li burst out
>laughing, causing Bison's smile to falter.
>
>"Me? Join you? You must be loony to think of such things! I
>wouldn't join force with you! Not even a million years! You
>can't force me!"

Joel: <Bison> We've got dental...

Tom: <Chun-Li> Never!

Joel: <Bison> Company car?  First six months, I'll comp gas.

Tom: <Chun-Li> NEVER!

Joel: <Bison> How about five bucks, a bag of doughnuts,
and a butterscotch enema?

Tom: <Chun-Li> What flavor doughnuts?

Joel: <Bison> Umm... shoot, all we have left is Coconut.

Tom: <Chun-Li> NEVERRRRRR!!!


>"That wasn't a request. It was an order." Bison leaned forward
>until both long-time nemesis's nose almost touched each other.

Crow: How come I'm expecting Neil Diamond to sing "Sweet
Caroline" in the next three milliseconds?


>"You can ask them," he gestured at the 2 Dolls behind her. "They
>didn't ask for this, but thanks to my charming nature, I persuaded
>them successfully." The shark-teeth grin returned on Bison's face.
>"Care to know how?"

Tom: <Chun-Li> Immoral brain washing techniques on
underaged teenage girls because you're incapable of inspiring
loyality from any actual soldiers?

Crow: <Bison> *AHEM*!  Moving right along...


>Chun LI felt the world went cold all of a sudden.

Joel: <Chun-Li> Oh, is it the day after tomorrow already?


>"You wouldn't…" She stammered, a lump in her throat
>
>"It wouldn't hurt." Juni comforted.
>
>"You couldn't…"
>
>"Come on, it wasn't that bad…" Juli cooed

Crow: <Juni> It's high time you had a complete...

Tom and Crow: <Juni and Juli> MAKEOVER!!!

Tom: And... cue the montage.


>"NO! I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU DO IT!" Chun Li
>cried out in anger as she struggled desperately like a beast
>caught in a trap. But the combined hold of the 2 Dolls proved
>that such attempt to escape was fruitless.

Crow: Again, STRONGEST woman in the world.

Joel: <Chun-Li> Damn, they've got me in a contrivance
clutch!  Now I can't escape their grasp no matter how
implausible!

Tom: All I'm saying is that Ronda Rousey would've had
both of them on the floor by now...


>Bison watched the scene unfold before him, savouring the very
>moment of it.

Crow: *flash*

Joel: <Bison> Just upload this to my Facebook page... ooh,
3 likes already!

Tom: <Chun-Li> Your like doesn't count, Bison!

Joel: <Bison> And... blocked.


>"I see you realised what I'm getting at. With the untimely
>departure of Killer Bee, there is a vacancy for the leader
>position in my Doll unit.

Crow: What about Killer Moth?  Or Killer Croc?

Tom: Hell, I'd settle for Killer Tomato.


>And who other than you can be the perfect replacement."

Tom: <Chun-Li> Well, considering the teenage killer
motif you've got going... Sakura?  Ibuki?  Makoto?  Elena...?

Joel: <Bison> Hey, come on, it's only chapter five!  
Give me some time, willya!?

Tom: Actually... this was the last chapter.  Guess the author
ran out of fanfic.

Crow: WHAT!?  When was the last time it was updated?

Tom: Oh, about 12 months and a... D'OH!

Joel: Boy, good thing we didn't waste our time reading all
those prologues or anything...

Crow: <sobbing> Son of a bitch!  Joel, I need a drink!

Joel: Yeah, I think we've all earned one.  Come on, Tom...

Tom: <growling> Nnnnnnnngh... nnnnnnngh ...!!

(Joel picks up Tom and hurriedly follows Crow out of the theater)


***


SATELLITE OF LOVE

    Joel and the bots relaxed in lawn chairs around the bridge.  They
had originally planned to go back to the party and have a quiet drink
but upon walking in on Gypsy doing Kareoke with Richard Baseheart,
they decided not to spoil her fun and relax elsewhere.  Fortunately,
Crow had procured a small bottle of rum for just such an occasion.

   "So, besides brainwashing Chun-Li into yet another doll for his
private army, what do you think Bison's plan was going to be?"  Crow
inquired.

    "Take over the world via a Street Fighting tournament?  Just
throwing a wild guess out there..."  Tom muttered.

    "Say guys, what do you think Season Six has in store for us?"
Joel suddenly asked.

    "Yikes, are you drunk enough to break the fourth wall already?
Talk about a lightweight."  Crow chuckled

    "Shouldn't Mike Nelson have replaced you as host by now?  Not
that we want you to leave or anything..." Tom quickly added.

    "Nope, different universe.  I'm here to stay from the looks of it.  
Besides, for all our griping, I can't imagine anywhere else I'd want
to be than with the two of you, right here, right now, my two best
friends in the world..."  Joel said with a warm smile.

    "Yep, definately hammered."  Crow nodded.  "Come on, Joel, let's
get you to bed."

    Tom and Crow helped Joel to his feet and let him drap his arms
over their bodies as they helped him walk unsteadily to his room.

    "No, seriously, guys, I love you... And I can't wait till we
all graduate..."  Joel moaned.

    "Whatever you say, Rummy."  Tom replied, amused before
whispering to Crow.  "After we put him to bed, we're gonna
draw all over his face, right?"

    "Hell yeah."  Crow replied with an evil chuckle.  Just then
Magic Voice crackled over the bridge speakers.

    "Joel Robinson passing out drunk in five... four... three...
Joel passing out drunk now."

    "W-WAIT!!  OOOF!!  Dammit, why do humans have to be so lumpy!
Not to mention, HEAVY!  Get him off me, Tom!" Crow groaned.

    "Uh, how?  My arms don't work!"  Tom replied.

    "Oh, poopie."


***


DEEP 13

    The ominous quiet of the currently vacant laboratory was rudely
broken by Frank leaping in from off-camera with a loud battle cry, a
set of gauntlets on his hands resembling swiss army knifes with all
the attachments out.  

     "Prepare to di... huh?  Wait, where did Torgo go?  Where
did... aw, fudge."  Frank pouted as he lowered his hands, his
gauntlets slipping off to hit the floor with a loud clanging
noise.  Then he looked over at the still uneaten bowls of candy
and shrugged.

    "Eh, I'll live and let the dead live for now."  Frank muttered
to himself as he rushed over to his precious leftover candy and began
separating it into various catagories.  He then grabbed a handful of
candy before looking up and tossed it at the viewscreen.

    "Happy Halloween, everybody!"  he exclaimed before tossing
a popcorn ball at the button.

    *FWOOSH!*


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