Tales Of Eternia Fan Fiction ❯ Tales of Comedy ❯ Kratos has a big head! ( Chapter 3 )

K.E.: Hiya people! We’re back!

Zelos: AND THERE’S STILL NO POWER!!! *Sob* (He’s still not a pervy perv just so ya know… k?)

K.E. & Zelos: *hold each other and cry*

Kratos: how can they find each other in the dark?

Raine: That’s an awesome question dude…

Kratos: I know it is! :D

Lloyd: someone has a big head… -_-

Kratos: *girlish scream* is my head big?! That means my ears are too small! ARE THEY TOO SMALL?! *Runs around then falls on a knife*

Knife: *POOF* It’s me the wonder Chef! And I- *looks at Kratos* Eww…

K.E.: Wonder Chef! I want cheesecake!

Wonder Chef: Wha-?

K.E.: give me cheesecake! *Lets go of Zelos and walks to the Wonder Chef*

Zelos: Now I have no shoulder to cry on… *looks around… not that he can see anything…* Bud!

Lloyd: Don’t even think about it…

Zelos: Raine?

Raine: No way, dude…

Zelos: Presea?

Presea: I have absolutely no desire for you weeping on my shoulder…

Zelos: Brat?

Genis: NO!

Zelos: *Looks in Hungry & Neko-chan’s general direction then turns away* WAHHH!!! NO ONE LOVES ME!!!

Genis: That’s right! Get used to it!

Zelos: I need a hug… ;_; *Cries*

K.E.: In a minute! Now Mr. Amazing Cook-

W.C.: It’s Wonder Chef

K.E.: Whatever… Give… me… CHEESECAKE!!!

W.C.: Sorry, fresh out!

K.E.: What? NO! *Starts to cry*

Everyone: *Sweatdrop at Zelos’ & K.E.’s crying*

K.E.: *Wanders over to Zelos, sits down, then continues crying*

Presea: Genis…?

Genis: ^_^ yes Presea?

Presea: You can use Indignation, right?

Genis: Yeah…?

Presea: Then cast it to give us power!

Everyone: *dead quiet, even Zelos & K.E. stop crying* Oh yeah!

Presea: Idiots… -_-

K.E.: Cast it! Cast it!

Genis: I call upon thee in the land of the dead to unleash thy fury of thunder. Indignation!

Lights: *go on*

Music: *On*

People: *rejoice*

K.E. & Zelos: SONGY!!! *Start dancing*

K.E.: I’m Stimpy this time!

Zelos: Curses!

Yuan: *pops in*

Lloyd: Yuan? Why are you here?

Yuan: I heard there was a party and I was not invited…

Hungry: Uh-huh

Yuan: …so I came anyway…

Neko-chan: yeah

Yuan: …so I can make you feel bad…

K.E.: k

Yuan: …about leaving me out.

Tabatha: WE GOT IT.

Everyone: …! TABATHA!?!

Tabatha: I AM TABATHA. WHAT OF IT?

Presea: she’s scary now…

Tabatha: YOU AIN’T SEEN NOTHIN’ YET.

Everyone: *waiting*

Neko-chan: What exactly are we gonna see?

Tabatha: I NEVER SAID I WAS GOING TO DO ANYTHING, I WAS JUST POINTING OUT THE FACT THAT WHATEVER I MIGHT DO YOU’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE.

Everyone: O.o

K.E.: o.k.

Zelos: Why are you here anyway?

Yuan: Yeah I wanna know!

Genis: Everyone wants to know you blue-haired ninny!

Yuan: “Blue-haired ninny”? Tha- that’s MEAN!

Raine: No shit Sherlock…

Hungry: I think she’s become sober…

Neko-chan: yeah…

K.E.: People are sobering up? *slowly turns to look at Zelos* … *forces a drink down Zelos’ throat* NO PERVS!!!

Zelos: *Choke* *cough* *sputter* hey!

K.E.: No pervs…

Zelos: but I like being a perv!

K.E.: You can do it on you’re own time!

Zelos: k…

Raine: ANYWAY! Why are you here, Tabatha?

Tabatha: I DECIDED TO DROP BY BECAUSE THE MASTER WAS HAVING A DWARF PARTY AND I AM NOT A DWARF SO I FELT LEFT OUT…

Lloyd: and we should care?

Neko-chan: yeah, I mean really…

Fonz: Eeyy!

Everyone: *stare*

Fonz: Eeyy!

Everyone: *still staring*

Fonz: why do I even try… *leaves*

K.E.: NOOO!!! The Fonz… now I have to find someone else…… :3 I’ve got a great idea! O.k. this guy’s from an anime… and… he’s awesome! Please welcome, KURAMA!!!

Kurama: *walks in* where am I…? *Sees K.E.* NOOOOOOOO!!!!

K.E.: KURAMA!!! *grabs him*

Kurama: kuso…

K.E.: X3

Kurama: ;_;

Zelos: … that guy looks like me… COULD HE BE A TWIN?!

Kurama & K.E.: no

Zelos: But-

Kurama & K.E.: no

Zelos: Damn…

Kurama: I hate this place…

Zelos: Look at that! You get all of the attention!

K.E. -_- of course he does! HE’S KURAMA!!!

Kurama: I wish I wasn’t…

Colette: *Has woken up* @_@ My head hurts… I don’t remember a thing…

Lloyd: it’s probably better that way…

Colette: Why?

Hungry: You’re a mean drunk ^_^

Colette: O.O Oh no! I’M SORRY EVERYONE!!!!

K.E.: yeah… OH WELL! SEE YA’LL NEXT CHAPTER!!! X3

Kurama: let me go!

K.E.: NEVAH!!!

Mini theater!

Raine VS. Presea

Raine: This is going to be an arduous battle.

Presea: 50% output should be sufficient.

Raine: This is ridiculous!

Presea: …Stupid! (OMG THAT”S SO CUTE)

Raine: Light! Photon!

Presea: Danger

Raine: Don’t get in my way!

Presea: No!

Raine: You’re not going to get away with this…

Presea: Danger has passed. PRESEA WINS!!!