Tales Of Eternia Fan Fiction ❯ Tales of Comedy ❯ The chapter that doesn't affect the rest of the story! ( Chapter 4 )

Neko-chan: Time to meet my little friends…

Lloyd: Huh? (Because that’s what he does best…)

K.E.: Kurama left… *sob*

Sheena: he escaped?

K.E.: YOU’RE ALIVE?!

Sheena & K.E.: yeah…

Hungry: how’d he escape?

Neko-chan: dunno…

Raine: JUST GET ON WITH IT!

K.E.: Fine… A new person will be here today to join up with “nails” here and form the ANTI-PERVERT ALLAINCE!!!!

Zelos: meep!

K.E.: This person is… *Drumroll* B.W.P.!!!

B.W.P.: who’s talkin’ bout me?!

K.E.: I am!

B.W.P.: Oh… o.k.…

Neko-chan & B.W.P.: ANTI-PERVS UNITE!!! (NOTICE: No sparkilies in da backround… sorry, but NONE!)

N.C.: (I’m tired of typing her name… -_-) I wanna kill a perv… please? Can I? Huh? Huh?

K.E.: K… what about… WASHOO!!! AND Mr. Kimura! I hate him so much!

Washoo & Kimura: *POOFERS!* Huh?

N.C. & B.W.P.: Killing time! *Insert music here… I personally say the ending theme of FFU*

Washoo & Kimura: *die in any horrible way you choose! ^_^*

K.E.: Now that that’s over… The ToS gang has decided to OPEN A RESTURANT!!!!

Genis: we never said that!

K.E.: Quiet you fool!

Genis: Murrfle Murrfle

Hungry: Ducky! Genis looks like a ducky! So his ducky brethren have come to say… QUAKERZ!

Genis: O_O

Presea: I’LL SAVE YOU GENIS!!! *Trips over… KRATOS’ DEAD BODY!!!*

K.E.: O_o eww… o.k. he’s alive now… AND NO LONGER DRUNK!!!!

Kratos: My head…

Lloyd: you shut up! I have a bigger hangover than you do!

Kratos: O_O Father abuse! FATHER ABUUUUUSE!!!! Call the police!

Neko-chan: The police don’t exist, Mr. Crazy…

Kratos: damn…

K.E.: Yeah… ANYWAY!!! Lloyd makes the burgers…

Lloyd:… burgers… mmm

K.E.: Colette makes the fries…

Colette: I’LL HELP IN ANY WAY POSSIBLE!!!

K.E.: Genis makes other Misc. foodstuff…

Genis: Murrfle…

K.E.: Raine pours the drinks…

Raine: Can’t I just co-

Everyone: NO!

Raine: but-

Everyone: NOOO!!

Raine: Fine…

K.E.: Sheena, Kratos, & Hungry will be waiter/waitresses

Kratos: ooh goody

Hungry: I have to work with Sheena?! She’ll die for sure…

Sheena: What?! Wanna fight?!

Hungry: K! *pokes Sheena*

Sheena: *dies*

Hungry: see?

Sheena: *revived by a life bottle* I see…

Everyone: Wow you suck…

Sheena: Sh… shut up!

K.E.: ANYWAY! Zelos, Presea, & I will be mascots!

Neko-chan: what about me?

K.E.: Security…

Neko-chan: K!

K.E.: I will be wearing Posokichi!

Hungry: Whose that?

K.E.: Let me show you a picture! O.k. so that’s two who cares?

Innocent Bystander: I DO!!!

K.E.: O_o OUT!

I.B.: K… *walks out*

Posokichi: Sayonara *In an extremely cute voice*

All girls in room: (Note: Neko-chan in NOT in the room) How CUTE!!!

Posokichi: Ohayo gozaimasu.

K.E.: Yes… Presea in the Klonoa outfit & Zelos in his Masked Swordsman outfit!

Presea: I will do my best

Zelos: For my hunnies, anything

Neko-chan: *pops in* *FWAM* *pops out*

Zelos: ow…

K.E.: Not drunk anymore?

Zelos: Nope! ^_^

K.E.: Damn -_-

Zelos: Ha ha!

Genis: He’s gonna die huh?

Lloyd: *nod* *nod*

K.E.: Less talkin’ more flippin’

Lloyd: *Grumble*

B.W.P.: Where have I gone?

K.E.: Umm… for now… you’re in VASH’S world

B.W.P.: YAY!!!

K.E.: She’s easy to please…

Zelos: WAIT! I haven’t hit on her yet… ;_;

Neko-chan: *pops in* *FWAMERZ* *pops out*

K.E.: yeah… THAT’S ALL FOR THIS CHAPTER!

Posokichi: Sayonara *wink*

Girls: OMG SO CUTE!!!