Tales Of Eternia Fan Fiction ❯ Tales of Comedy ❯ The U.K.?! ( Chapter 7 )

Weird Narrator… guy: After Raine had been told to shut up… Our “Heroes” I suppose… were still stuck in Zelos’… place… which was bad because… umm… people were glomping other people… yeah…

Neko-chan: I MUST SAVE EVERYONE!!!!

Zelos: Nuh-uh!

Neko-chan: Yeah-huh!

Zelos: Nuh-uh!

Neko-chan: Yeah-huh!

Zelos: Nuh-uh!

Neko-chan: Yeah-huh!

Zelos: Nuh-uh!

Neko-chan: Yeah-huh!

Zelos: Nuh-uh!

Neko-chan: Yeah-huh!

Zelos: Nuh-uh!

Kratos: SHUT UP! *_*

Zelos & Neko-chan: Yessir…

K.E.: Hey, Gir…

Weird Narrator… guy: I TOLD YOU I AIN’T GIR! What?

K.E.: My new name!

Weird Narrator… guy: Ah! Yes… K.E.’s NEW name is… UMI KITSUNE or Ocean Fox for you idiots out thur…

U.K.: HA! NEW NICKNAME YA’LL!!!!

YA’LL: Whatever…

Neko-chan: What is Zelos’ weakness… Hmm… what could it be… other than women I mean… because…

Zelos: HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! ^_^

Neko-chan: *shudder* Hmm… *looks around* *sees Stimpy poster* Hmm…

Zelos: *Turns on the… HAPPY! HAPPY! JOY! JOY! SONG!!!*

Neko-chan: Hmm…

Zelos: *puts up framed Stimpy autograph*

Neko-chan: hmm…

Zelos: *puts on Stimpy outfit…… JUST KIDDING!*

Neko-chan: (!) I GOT IT! *grabs Stimpy autograph off of the wall* Yoink! *runs out*

Zelos: O.O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *Runs outside* Give it back!

Neko-chan: k! *gives it back*

Zelos: my precious!

Sheena: Hey… what happened…?

Neko-chan: *tells her*

Sheena: …TIME TO DIE, ZELOS!!!!!

Zelos: I don’t think so…

Sheena: Prepare for battle!

Zelos: *runs away*

Sheena: YOU WON’T GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!

Zelos: I can and will! *spots U.K.* SAVE ME BUD!!! *Guess what he does… c’mon… guess… YOU’RE RIGHT* *Does the ZELOS HUG©*

U.K.: …>.<

Zelos: save me!

U.K.: on one condition…

Zelos: anything bud!

U.K.: You can NEVER wear your swimsuit again!!!

Zelos: Aww… o.k.

U.K.: Good!

Zelos: Hey! I’ll even do ya one better!

U.K.: Oh?

Zelos: I’ll wear my Narcissist outfit for the rest of the fanfic! ^_^

U.K.: … ALL IS FORGIVEN!!! X3

Zelos: Yay! ^_^

U.K.: I’m so happy! *stares*

Everyone else: *sweat drop*

Neko-chan: now we just need to get Genis & Lloyd out…

U.K.: OH YEAH!!! I was playing my Harvest Moon game (for da PS2) And I named mahself Lloyd, my dog Zelos (everyone said “that’s such a great name for a dog”), my chicken Regal, my horse Noishe, & my cow Cowest!

Kratos: So?

U.K.: I dunno… just felt like mentioning it… *resumes staring at Zelos*

Genis & Presea: *walk out dragging a sleeping Hungry behind them*

Neko-chan: What happened to her?

Genis: she fell asleep…

Zelos: Hey, brat?

Genis: What?! I mean… I’M NOT A BRAT!

Zelos: How come you and my little rosebud are wearing each others clothes?

Genis & Presea:

Everyone: Creepy…

Zelos: Seriously… how’d that happen?!

Hungry: do we really want to know?

U.K.: When’d you wake up?

Hungry: I was never asleep!

Everyone: ?

Neko-chan: Whatever…

U.K.: back… to the point!

Raine: I must provide a LECTURE on the point!

Lloyd: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Everyone: *stare*

Lloyd: … Hi!

Colette: Hi!

Hungry: Hi!

Kratos: SHUT UP!

Lloyd: yes daddy…

Sheena: They’re back!

U.K.: yeah…? Who cares?! And who likes short-shorts anyway?

Zelos: I like short-shorts! ^_^

That… kid with… those glasses… in that show: That’s right Mr. Peabody!

U.K. & Mr. Peabody: Quiet you!

Everyone: O.o

U.K.: yes well… I think that’s it…

Neko-chan: hmm… yeah that’s it…

U.K.: K! BYE PEOPLE!!!!

People: BYE!!!