Tales Of Eternia Fan Fiction ❯ Tales of Comedy ❯ Zelos' secret base! ( Chapter 6 )

Weird Narrator… guy: And so, after the Vikings, Lloyd, & Colette left. K.E. was still running around screaming when Zelos said… SOMETHING!

Zelos: I have a secret base!

Genis: whoop dee-doo…

Zelos: Can we go?!

K.E.: You promise to get off?

Zelos: O.k.! No problem! Consider it done!

K.E.: *grumble* come on… we’re going to the secret base… -_- *walks out the door*

Zelos: YAY! X3

K.E.: come on everyone…

Kratos & Neko-chan: I have a bad feeling about this…

Weird Narrator… guy: And so everyone went to the base!

Sheena: Zelos?

Zelos: *Letting go of his “bud”* Yes? ^_^

Sheena: Why is it pink?

Everyone: *Looks up at the pink base*

Weird Narrator… guy: Why indeed? They will soon find out… FOR I KNOW ALL!!!

Raine: I must RESEARCH it! *Heart dealies pop out of her head*

Weird Narrator… guy: Everyone, except Zelos & Raine, was distressed…

Zelos: I am not distressed! ^_^

Presea: We heard!

Zelos: Did ya now? Oh well, lets go inside! High ho Silver! AWAY! *runs into the building*

Everyone: -_-; *goes in*

Neko-chan: have you noticed that Zelos is extra happy?

Sheena: yeah… I’m scared too…

Zelos: Open you’re eyes Ladies! Oh yeah… and Old Man + Brat

Old Man + Brat: Gee thanks…

Presea: *First to open eyes* What is this feeling… I… I… *Sees Genis* I MUST GLOMP! *Glomps Genis* <3

Genis: O.o This is odd… not that I’m complaining… ^_^

Presea: I WOVE YOU! <3

Hungry: *watches the spectacle* *twitch* ME TOO!!! *Glomps Genis* Squishy!

Genis: now I have a complaint… -_-

Raine: DON’T LOOK AT GENIS!!!

Sheena: o.k.! *looks at-

Weird Narrator… guy: give ya three guesses… OMG! YOU’RE RIGHT!!!

Sheena: -Zelos* *Twitch* must… resist… urge… to… GLOMP!!!! *Glomps Zelos*

Zelos: WHEE!!!

K.E.: that was my tactic, damn you! ZELLY-CHAN!! *Glomps Zelos*

Weird Narrator… guy: yeah… nice tactic…

K.E.: SHUT UP GIR!

Zelos: I am happy! ^-^ I told you I’d let go, K.E.

K.E.: … -_-;

Raine: (!) Don’t look at Zelos… Don’t look at Zelos… Don’t look at Zelos… Don’t look at Zelos… *Looks at… KRATOS*

Kratos: Oh shi-

Raine: KRATTY-CHAN!!! *Glompsville*

Neko-chan: *Claws her eyes out* that’s better…

Weird Narrator… guy: Neko-chan was the only girl left in her right mind… WHAT WILL SHE DO?!

Neko-chan: Dammit Zelos! What’d you do?!

Zelos: You’re talking to a post…

Neko-chan: *Whirls around* DON’T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!!! *talking to a bathtub… that’s in the living room -_-*

Zelos: Well… it’s my secret base what’d you think?

Neko-chan: I knew this was a bad idea…

Kratos: you’re telling me…

Raine: must RESEARCH!

Kratos: O.O I’m scared…

Genis: *blush* P- Presea!

Presea: Yes?

Genis: why are you grabbing me?

Presea: It’s something in the air…

Genis: It is?

Zelos: My own creation…

Neko-chan: Seriously?

Zelos: Naw! I found it randomly one day!

Kratos: Where would you find a place like this?!

Zelos: Right here, duh!

Kratos: …-_-; baka

Zelos: right back at ya!

Lloyd: We’re back! And we looked everywhere for ya’s!

Kratos: DON’T COME IN HERE LLOYD! DON’T LET COLETTE COME IN EITHER!!!

Lloyd: But… but I… *cries* I WANNA PLAY WITH DADDY!!!

Kratos: *sighs* fine…

Lloyd: Yay!

Lloyd + Colette: *enter*

Colette: … LLOYD!!! *Guess what… GLOMPY!!!*

Lloyd: Hi, Colette!

Colette: Hi, Lloyd! ^_^

Kratos: Lloyd doesn’t seem phased in the least bit…

Zelos: That’s because he’s an idiot who doesn’t realize the awesomeness of this situation…

Kratos: awesomeness of this situation? There’s awesomeness in this situation? I CAN’T MOVE!

Raine: RESEARCH!

Zelos: Yes… well… once we leave the effect will wear off…

Neko-chan: (!) *thinking* I gotta get them outta here!

Zelos: AND WE’RE NEVER LEAVING!!!

Neko-chan: damn!

Kratos: says you! *moves to the exit*

Zelos: Whatever… I’M not leaving at least…

Kratos: *leaves*

Raine: ACK! *pause* I MUST RESEARCH THIS PHENOMENON!!!

Everyone: SHUT UP RAINE!

Raine: o.k.

Weird Narrator… guy: TO BE CONTINUED!