Tales Of Eternia Fan Fiction ❯ Tales of Comedy ❯ Damn you Peitro... ( Chapter 13 )

Weird Narrator… guy: Well… Artos came back… after some pleading… apparently she/he was reeking havoc with Noishe… poor dog…

Noishe: *pathetic sniffle*

Artos: SHUT UP! The dog MADE me do it! Stupid arshish…

Weird Narrator… guy: No way this cute (couldn’t say little…) dog could of done it!!!

Artos: Man! I didn’t WANT to go & destroy Luin after I had FINALLY fixed it!!!

Weird Narrator… guy: Peidro was the one who fixed it!

Artos: Nuh-uh! I PAYED! The TOWNSPEOPLE worked! Peidro just STOOD there, STEALING MY MONEY!!!

Weird Narrator… guy: Whatever…

Noishe: *Laughs*

Artos: LOOK! IT’S MOCKING ME!!!

Noishe: *Halo appears over his head… NOT THE GAME!!! An angel halo*

Weird Narrator… guy: HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT!!! He’s an ANGEL!

Noishe: *Devil horns appear on his head*

Artos: LOOK! Look at it now!

Noishe: *Halo*

Weird Narrator… guy: What?

Artos: *sigh*

Nenis: Hey! Aren’t you gonna start the story?

Zeriel: Yeah! We’re just STANDING here while only THREE people get to talk!

Heena: I… want to squish the squishy, but--

Nenis: *SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWW turn* (*.*)

Heena: I’M SCARED!!! ;.;

Prelos: -_-;;

Colko-chan: Someone! I need help… I can’t scratch my nose! ;.;

Llosea: I WOULD! But I can’t reach!

Shoyd: Colko! You got some ‘splainin’ to do!

Colko-chan: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (Hee hee! I’m an idiot :P)

Gena: Just… MAKE IT STOP!!!

Lunette: How can I trip when I FLY?! IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!!!

Zeriel: Don’t ask me! I’m just a girl! *Giggle*

Artos: >.< *POW!!*

Zeriel: *Pain! Ouch!* I just wanted to say it… *sigh* I didn’t mean anything by it…

Raine: SHHHUUUUUUTT UUUUPP all of you!!!

Gena: *sigh*

Artos: Why do I have to be… Kratos!

Heena: But Kratos is cute!

Llosea: Don’t say things like that in front of ME!

Artos: That means… *turns to Shoyd* I’M YOUR DADDY!!!

Shoyd: … *sob*

Zeriel: *sigh* Why couldn’t I have been Sheena… THEN I’D BE VOLUPTOUS!!!

Prelos: Man… now I’m Zelos… and… I… CAN’T STOP LOOKING AT HEENA!!! *Sobs* make it stop…

Artos: HA! Kratos doesn’t HAVE a love interest!

Kungry: That’s not true!

Artos: Who?!

Kungry: … I forgot…

Artos: I’ll bet it’s… MARTEL!!!

Yuan: *pops in* MINE!!!

Everyone: *stares* o.O

Yuan: Umm… um… GOTTA GO! *runs away*

Artos: NOO!!!! My fav bad guy…

Zeriel: So… am I your fav good guy?

Artos: Yes… yes you are…

Zeriel: YAY!

Artos: But… my fav HERO is CHIYOSUKE!!!

Prelos: …

Artos: And now she’s Prelos… AWESOME!!!

Shoyd: You can’t do anything NOW though… >.>

Artos: … ARGH! That’s right… I’m Kratos…

Kungry: Hey! Being me is not so bad!

Artos: gimme ONE reason…

Kungry: …Um… I’m cute?

Artos: … NOT SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!!!

Kungry: Hmm… I have a kid?

Artos: BUUUUU!!!! Wrong! Batsu game u (Penalty Game) for YOU!!! You have to…

Kungry: *sigh*

Artos: CHANGE US BACK!!!

Kungry: … who is the polar opposite of Colette

Everyone: ?

Kungry: someone who is NOT happy all the time & CAN walk & is NOT innocent like…

Artos: Um… Neko-chan

Kungry: Then get HER to cook…

Zeriel: Well… I don’t want to clean the dishes… them’s ladies work!

Nenis: In case you haven’t noticed… You’re a girl now!

Zeriel: Damn…

Nenis: *starts cookin’!*

Nenis: I made… RAMEN!!!

Heena: YES!

Everyone: *Eats*

Kungry: Now we must SLEEP!

Everyone: *SLEEPS!*

Everyone: *WAKES UP*

U.K.: *still sleeping* Kurama…

Genis: *kicks* Wake up!

U.K.: OW! *pulls Genis’ hair* never do something like that AGAIN brat!

Genis: MY HAIR!!! *runs away*

Zelos: *Still sleeping -_-;;; you’d think all that commotion woulda woke him up!* Sheena… and other assorted hunnies…

U.K.: WAKE UP!

Zelos: Why? I’m happier here…

U.K.: I’ll kick you…

Zelos: Would that make you happy…?

U.K.: No…

Neko-chan: I’d be happy!

Sheena: Me too!

Zelos: Then why bother? It won’t make you happy & it won’t make me happy so why do it?

U.K.: *walks over to Sheena & whispers in her ear*

Sheena & U.K.: *walk over to Zelos*

Sheena: I’ll give you a kiss!

U.K.: Ditto!

Zelos: *jumps up* REALLY?! ^o^

Sheena & U.K.: No! ^_^

Zelos: ;.;

Lloyd: KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAH!!!

Kratos: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!!

Lloyd: I was only laughing…

Presea: You guys!

You guys!: Yeah?

Raine: You’re back in your own bodies!

Everyone: … oh yeah!

Raine & Presea: >.<;;;;

U.K.: I’M SO ‘APPY! *dances a GIR dance*

Weird Narrator… guy: THAT’S MY DANCE!!!

U.K.: *blink*

Weird Narrator… guy: Uh! I mean… NOTHING!!!

Neko-chan: Whelp! That’s it for this chapter!

U.K.: I’m going to bed… *Sleeps on… DA FLOOR! With a pillow, mind you!*

Neko-chan: *sweat drop* o.k. then!

Hungry: Buh-b--

U.K.: *sighs* Fai-san… Hyuuuuuu…

Neko-chan: Creepy…

Hungry: yeah…

U.K.: And Yuan too! *sigh*

Neko-chan & Hungry: …

U.K.: Hee hee… Keel… Ack! He fainted…

Hungry: Who’s Keel?

U.K.: Haru… Moooo…

Neko-chan: So… what do we do?

U.K.: Zelos… *Starts drooling*

Hungry: How about we run screaming?

Neko-chan: O.k. let’s do that!

N.C. & Hungry (HAH! I rhymed): *Run away screaming*

U.K.: *left ALL alone…* Watanuki… (A/N: When I typed that in Spell check said Satanic!)