Tales Of Eternia Fan Fiction ❯ Tales of Comedy ❯ Here they are... the cloud people ( Chapter 14 )

DISCLAIMER!!!!:

U.K.: I don’t own ANYTHING! Not even this computer…

Lloyd: HA HA! Loser!

U.K.: I’ll kill you… >.>

Lloyd: O.O DADDY HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

U.K.: Baka…>.<

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Wei rd Narrator… guy: And so… U.K. WOKE UP! But… the sky is--

U.K.: Lookin’ AWFUL weird!

Fai, Kurogane, & Mokona: *Pop in*

Fai: Hee hee! She called you weird Kuro-rin!

Mokona: Kurogane hen! (Kurogane’s weird!)

Kurogane: IF I’M WEIRD YOU’RE WEIRD TOO!

Fai, Kurogane, & Mokona: *pop out*

Everyone: O.o

U.K.: I couldn’t resist…

Neko-chan: Back to the POINT!

U.K.: Ah yes, the sky…

Everyone: *looks up at the sky*

Lloyd: … LOOK! CLOUDS!

Raine & Kratos: *Shake heads* After all I’ve done…

Colette: HEY! THOSE ARE CLOUDS!

Zelos: Well, they seem to be getting closer!

Lloyd & Colette: CLOUD-SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!!!!!!!!!

Sheena: Hey! One of the clouds is LIGHT PURPLE! (Hee hee… Neko-chan do you see what’s happening?)

Genis: One of them looks like a fat carrot!

“Fat carrot” cloud: HEY!

Hungry: There are four of them! (GUESS! IT’S SO OBVIOUS!)

Neko-chan: You mean--?!

U.K.: Yep… They’re coming…

Everyone else: (?)

The purple “cloud”: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH NA! *Lands… ON THE HARD GROUND!*

U.K.: Hmm… I’LL HAVE THEM LAND IN WATER!!!

Raine: You know that might do more damage--

Cloud that doesn’t have a color… Let’s call it… “Blueberry”: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! NOT WWAATTEERR!!!!!! *SPLOOOOOOSH!*

Neko-chan: Aww! Poor Blueberry!

Blueberry: I’M DROWNING!!!

Everyone: -_-;;;

Hungry: It’s only… three feet deep…

Blueberry: HELP ME!!!

Cloud… Regal (Not THAT Regal… but close!): WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *Lands on… I dunno… GENIS!*

Genis: ooowaaaaahh….

“Fat carrot”: *Lands on, you guessed it, C.R.! (Cloud Regal)* Yay! I used Rid as a cushion!

Rid: *muffle muffle*

Genis: X_x

Coreena: Oh no, Rid-sama desu! I just popped up randomly desu!

U.K. & Neko-chan: Blueberry!

Blueberry: Wha? No, my name’s Keel!

Neko-chan: We care?

Keel: No… I suppose not…

U.K.: YAY! *GLOMPERZ!* You iz my fav!

Keel: *NEON COLORS* (This color,!)

Purple “cloud”: Ah! ARE WE IN CELESTIA NA?!

Rid: *muffle*

Fat Carrot: No…

Keel: It must be… Earth?

“Clouds”: Huh?

Keel: The mystical place that’s totally ordinary!

“Clouds”: Oh!

Keel: Ah! I’m Keel , this is Meredy, *points to * this is Rid, *Points to * & this is Farah! *Points to *

Symphonia peoplez: HELLO!

Coreena: I’M COREENA DESU! *Starts singing… a barney song*

Neko-chan: *twitch* DIE!

Coreena: *DEAD!*

Monty Python person: And there was much rejoicing,

People: *Half-hearted* Yay…

U.K.: *still attached to Keel* Yay! The Eternia peoplez!

Keel: *Still neon* @_@;;;

Neko-chan: Poor Blueberry! *Hugs*

Keel: @_@;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Not helping!

Zelos: Ah, not fair!

Kratos: I guess the guys that DON’T want girls get them… That must be why I have so many fan girls…

Zelos: Hey, Rid… person!

Rid: Huh?

Zelos: YOU LOOK LIKE ME!!!

Presea: But he is wearing… Regal clothes…

Everyone: *shudder*

Sheena: yeah… that looks like a sports bra!

Rid: I… uh… I’M POOR!

Regal: *Back from the dead*

U.K.: AHH! ZOMBIE!

Lloyd & Colette: Spooky…

Keel & Raine: -_-;;;;;;

Regal: Yes… I’m NOT poor… but… I hate to spend money on clothes… *dies*

Everyone: …

Presea: …… (Ooh! She outdid us!)

U.K.: AND HE ACTS LIKE LLOYD!

Colette: Who does?

U.K.: -_-;;;; Rid…

Colette: O.k.

Keel: *pulls out that STUPID coin he’s always lookin’ at* Hmm… coin… Melonix…

Raine: (Guess what mode she’s in…) A RUIN COIN?!

Keel: O.O Umm… I… guess…

Raine: *Steals it* MINE! *Runs away* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Everyone: O.o

Keel: Oh well… *Pulls out a book*

Everyone: Hmm…

Meredy: He has more than one NA!

Everyone: Oh…

Meredy: ^_^ hai NA!

Farah: Hey Meredy?

Meredy: NA!?

Farah: Where’s Quickie?

Meredy: … NA! OMIGOSH NA!!! I LEFT HIM BEHIND NA!!! Wai tu in! UNDINE! *Summons Undine*

EARLY Undine: Yes, Meredy?

Meredy: HELP ME FIND QUICKIE NA!

Undine: THAT’S what you called me for?! MY SKILLS ARE GOING TO WASTE!!!

Meredy: Um… sorry… na…

Undine: Sorry… SORRY?! THAT’S WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY?! IT’S ALWAYS, “UNDINE HEAL US!” OR “UNDINE MAKE THEM STOP FIGHTING!” OR… OTHER THINGS!

U.K.: Whatever… Sheena! YOU summon Undine!

Farah: You mean… Undine has been making pacts behind our back? ;.; UNDINE YOU BACKSTABBER!

Sheena: I call upon the maiden of the mist. Come, Undine!

Undines: (?)

Meredy’s Undine: Woah… I’m wearing something!

Sheena’s Undine: Woah… I’m not even wearing a skirt!

Farah: O.k. I thought you were cheating on us! But there’s TWO of you! I see… phew… I was ready to kill you!

Weird Narrator… guy: And so… THAT’S THE END OF THIS CHAPTER!!!

U.K.: *Still attached to Keel* HEY! THAT’S MY LINE!

Keel: Help me!

All girls: Aww! *hug him*

Keel: ;.; I’m not going to be able to live through this… #@_@#

Neko-chan: Bye-bye peoples!