Tales Of Eternia Fan Fiction ❯ Tales of Comedy ❯ PSA Chapter! ( Chapter 15 )

DISCLAIMER:

U.K.: Say it…

Keel: But!

U.K.: SAY IT!!!

Keel: *whimper* U.K. Doesn’t own ToS or ToE… But she owns… I can’t say it!

U.K.: ZELOS!!!!

Zelos: Yes, my swee--

U.K.: TELL THEM!!!

Zelos: K! But she owns Keel, Chiyosuke, Yuan, Kurama, & me! ^_^

Chiyosuke: … -_-

Yuan: Huh…

Kurama: *not here*

Keel: I’m scared… ;.;

Zelos: This is gonna be FUN!

Neko-chan: if only Yoko was here… *sigh*

Everyone (except U.K. who was still clinging to Keel): *stare*

Neko-chan: Umm… yeah…

Hungry: Ed… Kenshin… & Kratos…

Kratos: O.O crap…

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Weird Narrator… guy: Hello, one and all! Today we will be talking about PSAs (Public Service Announcements)! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Everyone: O.o

#1

U.K.: *sitting in a big chair next to a fireplace smoking a pipe* Oh, hello! *Bubbles come out of pipe* I’m here to talk to you today about something VERY important. Everyone has to come to terms with the fact that… Kurama does not exist--

Kurama: *enters the room* Yes I do!

U.K.: O.O QUIET YOU FOOL! *hits him!*

Kurama: *out cold*

Hungry: *Comes out behind U.K.’s chair* That’s right! We all have to accept the fact that Kurama does not exist…

Kurama: *Up and ATOM!* I’m right here!

U.K.: SHUUUUUUUT UPPPP!!!!!!

Neko-chan: *comes in* We don’t need any more fan girls trying to get inside our… House? Cave? Never mind… We just don’t need any more fan girls…

Kurama: … Yeah I agree…

U.K.: *_*

Kurama: O.O;;;; *whispers* sorry…

U.K.: So please, learn to accept it…

END

Everyone: O.o

Zelos: So, wait… we… don’t want fan girls coming here?

Sheena: No Zelos… no we don’t…

Zelos: oh…

Keel: Who is this Kurama person…?

U.K.: Huh… I just noticed this, but I seem to like all of the… well… not stupid guys!

Everyone: What about Zelos?

Zelos: HEY! I graduated from the Sybak U-NI-VER-SI-TY! Top of my class thank you very much!

Keel: UNIVERSITY?! WHERE?!

Zelos: O.o

Meredy: Does anyone know where Quickie is na?

U.K. & Neko-chan: *Evil grin*

U.K. FALSHBACK:

U.K.: O.k. add some salt… some vinegar… set the oven too… 400 degrees… And wait 30 minutes or until golden brown… YOSH! I’m gonna watch Kino’s Journey for a half-hour! *walks off*

Screen: *closes in on the oven*

Timer: DING! *pause* DAMMIT IT’S READY!

U.K.: Good! I’m having Yuan over for dinner tonight and everything need to be jyuuuuuuuust right… *pulls out “dinner”*

Yuan: *walks in* Hmm… what’s that?

U.K.: It’s dinner! Have some! Wait a minute how’d you get in here?

Yuan: You should lock your doors… *Eats* Mm! This is good! ^_^

U.K.: IT IS?! I… I mean it is isn’t it…

Yuan: Yeah! It is! ^_^ What is it?

U.K.: Quickie surprise! (Dun dun DUUUNNN!!!)

Yuan: … O.k.!

U.K.: I’m so happy you like my food!

Romancy scene type thing: *plays for an agonizingly long time*

Back in reality:

U.K.: >;)

Neko-chan FLASHBACK:

Quickie: Kuweekee! *running from something*

“something”: *Gaining*

Quickie: Kuweh… KUWEEKEEEEEEEE!!! *gets caught by NEKO-CHAN*

Neko-chan: TIME TO DIE!!! *Kills it in, you guessed it, any gory way YOU CHOOSE!*

Back in reality:

Neko-chan: ^_^

Meredy: So… have you na?

U.K. & Neko-chan: *shake heads*

Weird Narrator… guy: And now…ANOTHER PSA!!!!

#2

U.K.: *Outside, playing with Noishe* Oh, hello! My name is Umi Kitsune and I’m here to talk to you today about Quickie… a toothy menace that has been terrorizing game people for years! Here are some people who have met Quickie and have lived to tell the tale…

Keel: Quickie is a menace… First he attached himself onto my head, and then he chewed… and chewed… and chewed… and wouldn’t stop *starts to sob* he wouldn’t stop!

Yuan: *twitch* Qui--quickie? He… um… He’s great… Um… NO! HELP! HE’S BEHIND MEEEEEEE!!!! HE’LL STRIKE!!!!! SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *screen goes blank*

U.K.: O.o Yeah… So, help us defeat this monster by… SENDING 8,400,000,000,000 GALD TO-- *Pause* OMG HE’S HERE!!! *Starts running* HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

END < p>U.K.: Ha! I got him back!

Farah (because she hasn’t talked this chapter): By feeding him to Yuan?

U.K.: Yep! And it was Scrump-diddly-umpcious!

Meredy: *Teary eyes* You…. YOU ATE QUICKIE NA?!

U.K.: Yep! And it was--

Meredy: How COULD you na?!

U.K.: Easy! Want me to show you?

ALMOST FLASHBACK!

Meredy: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH NA!!!!!!!!!! *Runs away, crying*

Rid: Huh…

#3

Keel & Raine: *standing next to a chalkboard*

Keel: Hello there! My name’s Keel!

Raine: And my name’s Raine!

Keel: And we’re here to talk to you about--

Raine & Keel: Reid!

Rid: *walks in* You called?

Keel: No, you fool! I was talking about reading!

Rid: Oh… *walks away with sad violin music playing*

Raine: Please, dubbers of anime & games--

Keel: learn how to pronounce names--

Raine: or don’t dub them--

Keel: just sub them!

U.K.: *Walks in* That’s right, only YOU can prevent forest fires… I mean bad dubbing… *glomps Keel*

Keel: -_-

END

U.K.: *Wipes away tears* wasn’t that inspiring?

Everyone: Inspiring?

Zelos: Yes… it was inspiring!

U.K.: Yes, well… that’s it for now!

Ren & Stimpy Narrator: Tune in next week as-- *ZAP!*

Everyone: (?)