Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction ❯ Anomaly (An Absurd Challenge) ❯ The Challenge ( Prologue )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

On June 12, 2001, at 10:40 a.m., PST, the Challenge of a Lifetime was issued.

Bunnyman: I double-dare someone to make a fic with the following aspects!

1. Funaho and Lady Misaki are lesbos!

2. Ryo-ohki falls in love with a bush!

3. Tenchi and Washuu get married, but...Washuu is stuck in her little kid form!!!...What well people think?...

4. Ryoko decides to ...::gasp:: stop drinking?!...

5. (See number four) she also decides to ::double gasp:: stop spending money?!

6. Sasami turns evil?...(You can guess where this goes...)

7. Tenchi decides he wants to have an affair against his 'wife' but...with who?...

8. Ayeka turns into the split image of Ryoko!

And finnaly!!

9. IT MUST HAVE A PLOT!

Hahahaha!! I bet NO ONE can do it!

Space Pirate Minagi: I would be sincerely frightened by anybody who COULD do that.

Really.

And so, being one always up for a challenge, and always loving to frighten people, I accept the challenge.

This story is set in the OVA continuity, a few years after Manatsu no Eve. It will hopefully be short, but knowing myself (and I do), it will be a twelve-chapter epic. Anything I don't know, I will make up. "Noodles" is property of UnholyDragoon, which he says is property of Literary Eagle. But I don't know Literary Eagle, so it's property of Unholy Dragoon. Allegro con brio, Kerschel listing 16.

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