Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction ❯ Merc Star Coast to Coast ❯ Chapter 1

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Saykua and all Tenchi Charachters are owned by Pionnere
MercStar and Sabian owned by me
Ashura owned by Ashura the Hedgehog
Jim, Jerrod, King Matt, and Antartica owned by Jerrod the Lown Outlaw
Coast to Coast owned by Cartoon Network
Mountain Dew and Dr. Pepper owned by Pepsi





MercStar Coast to Coast( Anime Style)
Episode #1: Problems

Stars:
MercStar: "Call me Mercury and I'll kill you myself", Host
Ashura:" Ummmm... How did we get off of S.O.E", cohost
Sabian:" Sweet buttons and levers now what to pull.", Cammera operator
Vegeta:" Where the hell am I.", Music directior

Guest for today:
Jerrod the lone Outlaw and Jim the talking penguin:" Hey What are we doing in a box."

(Merc is standing around a spaciouse set. He is wearing a grey Tank-top, a pair of Future
Trunks pants, and a pair of brown boots. On his back is his infamouse katana.)

Merc: (Looking around) Where the hell is that table I am supposed to sit at morons!
Flunky #1: (O.S) Ummmm we thought you were brining it.
Merc: (Shakes his head) I work with morons.
Flunky Surfer Dude: (O.S) Woah were on the air. Cool.
Merc: (Looks at cammera and freaks) O_O Sabian your supposed to tell me when we were going
on.

(Cammera flips to Sabian who is sitting in a chair in his "booth" sipping back on a Red Mountain
Dew)

Sabian: ( Stops drinking.) Oh sorry. Were on the air.

(Cammera flips back to Merc)

Merc: (gritting teeth.) Thanks for nothing
Sabian: ( O.S.) Your welcome.
Merc: (smiling) Well welcome to Merc Star Coast to Coast Anime Style. The main goal of his show
is to interveiw Anime people and Fic Writers. Tonights guests are Jerrod the Lone
Outlaw and Jim the Talking Penguin.

(Cammera flips over to the main stage. Sitting in a seat behind a desk is a red hedgehog with a
bottle of Dr. Pepper in his hands.)

Ashura: (looks at cammera) O_O Shit. Merc gonna see me in his seat.

( Ashura jumps up and stands next do the desk just as Merc gets on the stage.)

Merc: Were you in my seat?
Ashura: (nervously) No.
Merc: Then why is there an imprint of your quills in my chair?
Ashura: EEP (Hauls off screen)
Merc: (Sits down in his chair) Well first off I would like to introduce our music director
Voice: (O.S) First that stupid S.O.E now a freakin surround keyboard. Bulma's gonna use the
Frying pan on me.
Merc: Vegeta shut up and stop complaining. Which would you rather be: with me and Ashura or your
brothers Alex and Vegeta Jr.
Vegeta: (O.S.) Good point.
Merc:Ashy get your ass back over here and sit.
Ashura: (O.S.) Ummm your not going to hurt me are you
Merc: (p.o'ed) If you don't wanna go back to the Satalite you'll get over here now.
Ashura: (Runs back O.S. and takes a seat on a couch beside the desk) Good point.
Merc: Now Veggie play something good for our intro.

(Vegeta plays the Barny theme and is instanty blown up by a flame from a flame thrower and
is wholoped by a "whooping" shovel)

Merc: Bwahahahahaha serves you right Vegeta now play something good

(Cammera flips over to Vegeta. He is chared and has a giant red mark on the side of his face.
Plays Crawling by Linkin Park. Cammera then flips back over to Merc and Ashura)

Merc: Now for our first guest Jerrod and Jim
Sabian: (O.S) Ummm dude we have a problem.
Merc: Don't tell me that King Matt dude is holding them for a fic MST.
Sabain: (O.S.) No ummmm I kinda forgot to book them.
Merc: O_O
Ashura:O_O
Vegeta: (O.S) Bwahahahahaha
Merc: ( Poweres up a ki blast and fires it off screen. Sounds of a large exsplosion is heard and
dibre flies on screen.) What was that Veggie?
Vegeta: (O.S.) *puff* Damn what a shame.
Ashura: Thats what we thought.
Merc: Well Sab who can you get to replace them?

(Cammera flips to Sabian. He is holding a big book and is flipping through the pages. Cammera
flips back to Ashura and Merc.)

Ashura: ( looks at Merc) So what do we do till we get a replacement?
Merc: (looks dead at cammera) And now for a word from our sponsers.

(Cammera cuts off and then cuts back onto a commercial.)

(Numerous female anime charachters are surronding something. The veiw is haze because of the
girls.)

Announcer: Ever have one of those days where everything was going all to hell.

(A clip of a guy getting thrown off a building shows up.)

Announcer: Then get Sabian Style Beer.

(Cammera shows same guy who was thrown off the building holding a bottle of beer in one hand
and all the girls are rubbing and feeling on him. The Man looks at the cammera then smiles)

Announcer: Only the best for the best.

(Cammear cuts off then turns back onto the set. Merc and Ashura's eyes are wide and their mouths
are wide open.)

Merc: Thats was ummmm diffrent.
Ashura: Ummm yeah.
Sabian: (O.S) I found someone.
Ashura: Good put him on.
Sabian: (O.S.) Well its more like a girl.
Merc: Well numbnuts put her on.
Sabian: (O.S.) Ok but you asked for it.
Ashura: Why do I not like the sound of that.

( A box falls down from the roof. It lands right next to Ashura. It turns on. On the screen in a
girl with raven black hair and big blue eyes.)

Merc: O_O Sab you got Saykua from Tenchi in Toyko
Ashura: O_O Sab you dumbnut
Sabian: (O.S) Bite me
Saykua: Where's Tenchi I was told he was goning to be here.
Merc: He is ummm taking a leak.
Ashura: (gets up and moves on the otherside of Merc.) Yeah thats it he is taking a leak.
Saykua: Oh Poo. Do you know Tenchi is my Boyfriend.
Merc: ( a little scared) Sure.
Ashura: (Whispers in Merc's ear) Please lets just kill her and get it over with.
Merc: (whispers back) Call up Jerrod and Jim. Tell them to bring Mr. Carter with them and the
Whoopin Shovel.

(Ashura girns evilly and take off going off stage.)

Saykua: Where did the cute red hedgehog go?
Merc: Ummm he went to take a leak.
Saykua: Oh ^_^
Merc: (looks at cammera) Sabian help :(

(Cammera flips over to Sabian. He is at a beach in a Hawaiiain shirt, white tanktop, and kakie
shorts. Cammera filps back to Merc.)

Merc: Oh boy.
Saykua: Boy my Tenchi is soooo cute.
Merc: Well better make the best of this. So Saykua how are things?
Saykua: Oh things are good but I can't wait for Tenchi to get back.
Merc: Do you like anything besides Tenchi?
Saykua: No.
Merc: Why me? -.-

(On the screen Saykua is suddenly hit with a shovel and fried to ash with a flame thrower. A 3
foot penguin walks on and a guy wearing a Y2J shirt and black pants pants.)
Merc: About god damn time.
Jerrod: Sorry we had to park the Antartic.
Jim: Would have tooken less time if he would have crushes some cars to park.

(Jerrod gives Jim an eil look)

Jim: What?
Merc: Ummm so how did you guys park?
Jerrod: Well we crushed a hover car with CC#1 on the plates
Vegeta: (O.S.) HOLY SHIT BULMA'S GONNA USE THE ROLLING PIN NOW
Jim: Let me guess that was Vegeta's car
Merc: Yep ^_^
Jerrod: Do you torture him for any known reason
Merc: Nope
Flunky #1: Hey ummm boss?
Merc: What?
Flunky#1: We're out of air time.
Merc: What do you m.....(is cut off by the cammera switching to Tenchi in Toyko reruns.)

A/N: Well here is my return to FanFic's. I plan on making more of these and a MAT plus working on
multipule other fics that I haven't put up. as always read and review

Special Thanks go to Jerrod the Lone Outstar for letting me use his dudes in theis fic and
hopefully more.