Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction ❯ Merc Star Coast to Coast ❯ Chapter 2
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By: MercStar 
Anime/Manga: Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 08.29.2001 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 198 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 08.29.2001 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 198 | Status: Completed
Merc and Sabian owned by me
Ashura owned by Ashura Hedgehog
Michie Owned by my friend Michie
Ryoko owned by Pioneer
Vegeta and all related DBZ charachters owned by Funimation
Gundam and all related charachters owned by sunrise
Springger Set owned by USA studiosCoast to Coast owned by Cartoon network
Everything in this is not to offen anyone its just for comical purpouses. Thank you.
MercStar Coast to Coast
Episode #2: Gun dam Gundams
Stars:
Merc: " Damn right I'm the star", Host
Ashura: (As Nelson for the Simpsons)" Ha Ha", Co-host
Sabian: " Hey Herro owes me money", Cammera director
Vegeta: " Ha. Finally someone that I like.", Music Director
Guests:
Herro: " Mission acepted."
Duo: " Ummm why is it dark in here"
Quatra: " Oh the dark. I like the dark"
Trowa: "..."
Wufei: " Damn people without honor. Hitting a person upside the head is no the way to get them on
a show."
???: " Where am I. Your not gonna kill me are you?"
(cammera cuts on. Merc is standing up in the audience. The stage is set up like the Jerry
springer show.Merc is wearing a black suit with a grey shirt under the jacket. His Katana is
strapped up in its usual place.)
Merc: Hey where is the normal set?
Flunky #1: Jerry wanted to borrow it so we borrowed his.
Merc: Basicly your saying someone came and trashed it and we sorta stole his set.
Surfer Flunky: Yeah. It was cool.
Merc: (looking around) Who is the security head?
Sabian: (O.S) We don't have one.
Merc: THEN HIRE ONE
Sabian: (O.S.) OK I WILL
(Cammera flips to Sabian. He is wearing a Black Tanktop and black pants. He picks up a phone and
start to talk in it.)
Sabian: Hello
Voice: Hi Sab
Sabian: I need you over here. We need a secruity head and you are the best that I know of.
Voice: Ok
(Sabian hangs up the phone and grins. Cammera flips back over to Merc.)
Merc: Why do I not like that grin.
Ashura: (O.S.) Yo were on the air Merc.
Merc: (looks dead at cammera) O_O Thats the second time and this is only the second show.
Vegeta: (O.S.) HAHAHAHAHA *POP* Ow
(Cammera flips over to Vegeta. He is wearing a pink shirt with the words badman on the back and
green pants. Ashura is standing next to him with a hammer in his hand and is grinning.)
Ashura: Hehehehehehehehe
Merc: (O.S.) Yo nice clothes Vegeta
Vegeta: (flips Merc the Bird) Bite me
Ashura: (Bops Vegeta with the hammer again.) *POW* Do it again and I'll crush something more
valuable to you next time.
Merc: (O.S.) Yo Ashy where'd you get the hammer.
Ashura: ^_^ Borrowed it from Amy Rose
Merc: (O.S.) Oh
(Cammera flips back over to Merc. The audience starts chanting Ashura.)
Merc: O_O Ok this is diffrent. Vegeta play something good
(Vegeta starts to play " Rock the dragon". A loud bang is heard an then a girl scream. Vegeta
then plays "Kryptinite" by 3 Doors Down.)
Merc: O_O I am glad none of you veiwers just saw what Ashy just did.
Vegeta: (O.S. in a high pitched voice and in pain.) Ashura your going to die.
Ashura: (O.S) No I won't.
Merc: Ok well on with show. (Merc walks down the stage and sits in a chair. The Cammera follows.)
Our first guest tonight it the Gundam operators... SABIAN
Sabian: (O.S.) What?
Merc: YOU MORON REMEMBER THEY DON'T LIKE US.
Sabian: (O.S.) I know but Herro owes me money for fixing his gundam.
Merc:-.- I'm goona kill you one day.
Sabian: (O.S.) And that day will be a cold day in hell.
(The ground starts to shake then it suddenly stops.)
Merc: Well sounds like our new Secruity head is here.
Voice: (O.S.) Hey Merc
Merc: O_O You hired Ryoko
Sabian and Ryoko: (O.S.) Yeah so.
Merc: ( Hits his head against a nearby pole.) Why me?
Ashura: (Walks on stage and sits in a chair near Merc.) You wanted the show, Your the one who
hired all of us.
Merc: -.- I was asking a rehtorical question.
Ashura: Oh
Merc: Well What else could go wrong.
???: Merkies
Merc: O_O No you didn't Sab
Sabian: (O.S.) Hehehehehehe
(A girl runs out from behind the set and charges Merc. He gets up and is instantly tackled
football style.)
Merc: Michie what are you doing here?
Michie: Sabian invited me ^_^
Merc: Sab your gonna die.
Sabian: (O.S) Bite me.
Merc: Michie can you please get off of me.
Michie: No you might kill me
Merc: Ashy get the Gundam People now please.
Ashura: (Shaking his head) No. I like my life.
Merc: Fine. Ryoko go get them.
Ryoko: (walking on stage) Ok. (walks to the back stage area)
Merc: Go to commercial
(Cammera cuts off. The cammera cuts back onto a desert and there is a man in torn clothing
walking over a sand dune.)
Announcer: Ever been lost on a entire desert planet with only one town with water. Well then get
Satrwalker's industries GPS (Galaxy Positioning System) and your garrentied never to
Be lost again.
(Cammera shows man finding the town with a small watch like device and smiling. Cammera cuts off
and then back onto the set. Merc is sitting in a chair, Ashura is sitting in a chair close by,
Michie is tied up and gagged behind Merc, and the gundam operators are all sitting in chairs.
Herro has his gun on his side.)
Merc: Hey welcome back from the torture of Sabian's commercials.
Sabian: (O.S.) HERRO I WANT MY MONEY BI**H!!!
Merc: (puts a hand up to his face) Oh great.
Herro: I don't owe you anything.
(Cammera flips over to Sabian who gets out of his booth and is now armoured up in his white SKA
armour. THe cammera follows as he charges the stage. Ashura get up and whaps him with the hammer
big time. Sabian goes flying and ends up outside the studio.)
Merc: O_O
Herro: O_O
Duo: O_O
Quatra: O_O
Wufie: O_O
Ryoko: (O.S.) Damn
Trowa: O_O
Michie: ^_^
Ashura: ^_^
Merc: (in shock) Woah Ashy didn't know you had it in you.
Ashura: Hehehehehehe Bwahahahahahaha
Merc: Anyways what are you all up to.
Duo: I run a burger stand in New York
Wufie: I am a preventor
Herro: I am an Assasin for hire
Trowa: (saddly) I'm a circus clown.
Merc: Bwahahahahahaha
Ashura: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Both Merc and Ashura fall off their chairs in a fit of laughter shortly followed by all the
gundam operators except for Trowa and Quatra.)
Trowa: (looking at Quatra) Whats so funny
Quatra: I don't know.
Trowa: Well do you want to go over to my house.
Quatra: ^_^ Yes.
(Trowa and Quatra get up and leave. Merc stops laughing long enough to see them gone.)
Merc: (calming down) Ok well lets get back to what we were doing.
Flunky#1: (O.S. in a whiny tone.) Boss your not gonna belive whats going on.
Merc: Why do you say that?
Surfur Flunky: (O.S.) Woah talk about sick.
Merc: O_O Let me see.
Flunky#1: (O.S) Ok but your not going to like it.
Merc: ( looks up at the screen and a hidden cammera image comes up in a bedroom.) Oh god.
(Cammera cuts away from the screen. Sounds of "heavy action" are hear but its sounds like two
guys. Cammera cuts back to Merc and the stage. Everyone on stage is a green color in the face.)
Duo: Thats just not right.
Wufei: They don't deserve the title of gundam Piolets.
Michie: @_@
Merc: Dude this isn't springger just his set. I don't need that on my show.
Ashura: I'm gonna hurl.
Merc: (handing Ashura a barf bag) Here ya go.
Ashura: (opens the bag and promptly lossed his lunch in it.) Thanks.
Ryoko: That was just.. just weird.
( The cammera cuts to Sabian who is floating in the air above Trowa's house. His two sholder
cannons aim down and fire and cmpletely blow up Trowa and Quatra.)
Sabian: That will show you to do sick things on cammera.
(Cammera cuts back to the set. Merc and everyone's faces are in shock.)
Merc: (ungagging Michie) Ummm... well that was new.
Michie: Wufei ^_^
Wufei: Gah kill it.
Herro: I'll do it ^_^ (pulls out his gun and shoots at Michie.)
Merc: (pulls out katana and reflects the shot and moves faster than anyone can see and cuts
Herro's gun in half.) No one kills Michie but me.
Michie: O_O
Vegeta: (O.S.) Bwahahahahaha he has some balls after all.
Ashura: (O.S.) *POW*
(The sound of a super high pitched girl scream is heard.)
Flunky#1: (O.S.) Boss were out of air time
Merc: Well next time on the show will be the star of Dragonball Z
Vegeta: (O.S.) ME!!!!!!
*POW*
Merc: No it will be Goku and maybe a special guest.
Ashura: Who?
Merc: You'll see. ^_^
Ashura: Why do I not like the sound of that.
A/N:Well another episode done and more to come. Theis will come much faster than anything else
cause I don't have any of this planned. everything else is on paper and needs typed up. As all
ways read an review. Also I need some ideas on who the guest should be on episode 4. Merc Star
Ashura owned by Ashura Hedgehog
Michie Owned by my friend Michie
Ryoko owned by Pioneer
Vegeta and all related DBZ charachters owned by Funimation
Gundam and all related charachters owned by sunrise
Springger Set owned by USA studiosCoast to Coast owned by Cartoon network
Everything in this is not to offen anyone its just for comical purpouses. Thank you.
MercStar Coast to Coast
Episode #2: Gun dam Gundams
Stars:
Merc: " Damn right I'm the star", Host
Ashura: (As Nelson for the Simpsons)" Ha Ha", Co-host
Sabian: " Hey Herro owes me money", Cammera director
Vegeta: " Ha. Finally someone that I like.", Music Director
Guests:
Herro: " Mission acepted."
Duo: " Ummm why is it dark in here"
Quatra: " Oh the dark. I like the dark"
Trowa: "..."
Wufei: " Damn people without honor. Hitting a person upside the head is no the way to get them on
a show."
???: " Where am I. Your not gonna kill me are you?"
(cammera cuts on. Merc is standing up in the audience. The stage is set up like the Jerry
springer show.Merc is wearing a black suit with a grey shirt under the jacket. His Katana is
strapped up in its usual place.)
Merc: Hey where is the normal set?
Flunky #1: Jerry wanted to borrow it so we borrowed his.
Merc: Basicly your saying someone came and trashed it and we sorta stole his set.
Surfer Flunky: Yeah. It was cool.
Merc: (looking around) Who is the security head?
Sabian: (O.S) We don't have one.
Merc: THEN HIRE ONE
Sabian: (O.S.) OK I WILL
(Cammera flips to Sabian. He is wearing a Black Tanktop and black pants. He picks up a phone and
start to talk in it.)
Sabian: Hello
Voice: Hi Sab
Sabian: I need you over here. We need a secruity head and you are the best that I know of.
Voice: Ok
(Sabian hangs up the phone and grins. Cammera flips back over to Merc.)
Merc: Why do I not like that grin.
Ashura: (O.S.) Yo were on the air Merc.
Merc: (looks dead at cammera) O_O Thats the second time and this is only the second show.
Vegeta: (O.S.) HAHAHAHAHA *POP* Ow
(Cammera flips over to Vegeta. He is wearing a pink shirt with the words badman on the back and
green pants. Ashura is standing next to him with a hammer in his hand and is grinning.)
Ashura: Hehehehehehehehe
Merc: (O.S.) Yo nice clothes Vegeta
Vegeta: (flips Merc the Bird) Bite me
Ashura: (Bops Vegeta with the hammer again.) *POW* Do it again and I'll crush something more
valuable to you next time.
Merc: (O.S.) Yo Ashy where'd you get the hammer.
Ashura: ^_^ Borrowed it from Amy Rose
Merc: (O.S.) Oh
(Cammera flips back over to Merc. The audience starts chanting Ashura.)
Merc: O_O Ok this is diffrent. Vegeta play something good
(Vegeta starts to play " Rock the dragon". A loud bang is heard an then a girl scream. Vegeta
then plays "Kryptinite" by 3 Doors Down.)
Merc: O_O I am glad none of you veiwers just saw what Ashy just did.
Vegeta: (O.S. in a high pitched voice and in pain.) Ashura your going to die.
Ashura: (O.S) No I won't.
Merc: Ok well on with show. (Merc walks down the stage and sits in a chair. The Cammera follows.)
Our first guest tonight it the Gundam operators... SABIAN
Sabian: (O.S.) What?
Merc: YOU MORON REMEMBER THEY DON'T LIKE US.
Sabian: (O.S.) I know but Herro owes me money for fixing his gundam.
Merc:-.- I'm goona kill you one day.
Sabian: (O.S.) And that day will be a cold day in hell.
(The ground starts to shake then it suddenly stops.)
Merc: Well sounds like our new Secruity head is here.
Voice: (O.S.) Hey Merc
Merc: O_O You hired Ryoko
Sabian and Ryoko: (O.S.) Yeah so.
Merc: ( Hits his head against a nearby pole.) Why me?
Ashura: (Walks on stage and sits in a chair near Merc.) You wanted the show, Your the one who
hired all of us.
Merc: -.- I was asking a rehtorical question.
Ashura: Oh
Merc: Well What else could go wrong.
???: Merkies
Merc: O_O No you didn't Sab
Sabian: (O.S.) Hehehehehehe
(A girl runs out from behind the set and charges Merc. He gets up and is instantly tackled
football style.)
Merc: Michie what are you doing here?
Michie: Sabian invited me ^_^
Merc: Sab your gonna die.
Sabian: (O.S) Bite me.
Merc: Michie can you please get off of me.
Michie: No you might kill me
Merc: Ashy get the Gundam People now please.
Ashura: (Shaking his head) No. I like my life.
Merc: Fine. Ryoko go get them.
Ryoko: (walking on stage) Ok. (walks to the back stage area)
Merc: Go to commercial
(Cammera cuts off. The cammera cuts back onto a desert and there is a man in torn clothing
walking over a sand dune.)
Announcer: Ever been lost on a entire desert planet with only one town with water. Well then get
Satrwalker's industries GPS (Galaxy Positioning System) and your garrentied never to
Be lost again.
(Cammera shows man finding the town with a small watch like device and smiling. Cammera cuts off
and then back onto the set. Merc is sitting in a chair, Ashura is sitting in a chair close by,
Michie is tied up and gagged behind Merc, and the gundam operators are all sitting in chairs.
Herro has his gun on his side.)
Merc: Hey welcome back from the torture of Sabian's commercials.
Sabian: (O.S.) HERRO I WANT MY MONEY BI**H!!!
Merc: (puts a hand up to his face) Oh great.
Herro: I don't owe you anything.
(Cammera flips over to Sabian who gets out of his booth and is now armoured up in his white SKA
armour. THe cammera follows as he charges the stage. Ashura get up and whaps him with the hammer
big time. Sabian goes flying and ends up outside the studio.)
Merc: O_O
Herro: O_O
Duo: O_O
Quatra: O_O
Wufie: O_O
Ryoko: (O.S.) Damn
Trowa: O_O
Michie: ^_^
Ashura: ^_^
Merc: (in shock) Woah Ashy didn't know you had it in you.
Ashura: Hehehehehehe Bwahahahahahaha
Merc: Anyways what are you all up to.
Duo: I run a burger stand in New York
Wufie: I am a preventor
Herro: I am an Assasin for hire
Trowa: (saddly) I'm a circus clown.
Merc: Bwahahahahahaha
Ashura: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Both Merc and Ashura fall off their chairs in a fit of laughter shortly followed by all the
gundam operators except for Trowa and Quatra.)
Trowa: (looking at Quatra) Whats so funny
Quatra: I don't know.
Trowa: Well do you want to go over to my house.
Quatra: ^_^ Yes.
(Trowa and Quatra get up and leave. Merc stops laughing long enough to see them gone.)
Merc: (calming down) Ok well lets get back to what we were doing.
Flunky#1: (O.S. in a whiny tone.) Boss your not gonna belive whats going on.
Merc: Why do you say that?
Surfur Flunky: (O.S.) Woah talk about sick.
Merc: O_O Let me see.
Flunky#1: (O.S) Ok but your not going to like it.
Merc: ( looks up at the screen and a hidden cammera image comes up in a bedroom.) Oh god.
(Cammera cuts away from the screen. Sounds of "heavy action" are hear but its sounds like two
guys. Cammera cuts back to Merc and the stage. Everyone on stage is a green color in the face.)
Duo: Thats just not right.
Wufei: They don't deserve the title of gundam Piolets.
Michie: @_@
Merc: Dude this isn't springger just his set. I don't need that on my show.
Ashura: I'm gonna hurl.
Merc: (handing Ashura a barf bag) Here ya go.
Ashura: (opens the bag and promptly lossed his lunch in it.) Thanks.
Ryoko: That was just.. just weird.
( The cammera cuts to Sabian who is floating in the air above Trowa's house. His two sholder
cannons aim down and fire and cmpletely blow up Trowa and Quatra.)
Sabian: That will show you to do sick things on cammera.
(Cammera cuts back to the set. Merc and everyone's faces are in shock.)
Merc: (ungagging Michie) Ummm... well that was new.
Michie: Wufei ^_^
Wufei: Gah kill it.
Herro: I'll do it ^_^ (pulls out his gun and shoots at Michie.)
Merc: (pulls out katana and reflects the shot and moves faster than anyone can see and cuts
Herro's gun in half.) No one kills Michie but me.
Michie: O_O
Vegeta: (O.S.) Bwahahahahaha he has some balls after all.
Ashura: (O.S.) *POW*
(The sound of a super high pitched girl scream is heard.)
Flunky#1: (O.S.) Boss were out of air time
Merc: Well next time on the show will be the star of Dragonball Z
Vegeta: (O.S.) ME!!!!!!
*POW*
Merc: No it will be Goku and maybe a special guest.
Ashura: Who?
Merc: You'll see. ^_^
Ashura: Why do I not like the sound of that.
A/N:Well another episode done and more to come. Theis will come much faster than anything else
cause I don't have any of this planned. everything else is on paper and needs typed up. As all
ways read an review. Also I need some ideas on who the guest should be on episode 4. Merc Star