Tokyo Mew Mew Fan Fiction ❯ Feelings For A Tree-Hugger ❯ one-shot ( Chapter 1 )
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“Hello there evry1! Im krissy,ur host! Today wer having in the Tokyo mew mew group! And here come our guests now!”
Ichigo,Mint,Lettuce,Puddin,and Zakuro walk in with to the song `before he cheats'
then pai,taruto, and kish walk in to the song `miss murder'
“green is everywhere…” krissy states as she continues to stare at kish, lettuce, then back again. “oooooooooo”
Kish: Ya… right.
Pai: we have important work to do, so why did you bring us here??
“shut up pai! Ur not cool enuf to be here, so leev!”
Kish: Ya pai!
Zakuro: ya, shes right ur not cool. **blushes**
“I saw that!”
Zakuro: saw what? **blushing has stopped**
Ichigo:can we hurry up and do this already? I have a date with masaya!
“I almost forgot! That's why ur all here! Wer gonna talk about everyones feelings fr the tree- I meen masaya… well start with ichigo.”
Ichigo: ILOVE MASAYA!! Although he is a bit of a nature boy. O well!
mint: I think hes a dork. His best suiter would probably be some1 who is also a tree-hugger.
Lettuce: well, I like nature too, but not that much.
“Puddin?” **looks up from clipboard**
Puddin:Huh, what? Is it my turn?
“yes puddin, now tell every one how you feel about the tree-hugger!”**sighs**
Puddin:uuuuuummmmmm, I don't know, hes fine I guess.
Random masaya fangirl: AHHH! MASAYA! I WILL BE YOURS MASAYA!! AAAHHHH!
“wer gonna need security. Take her out.”
fangirl is taken by security guards… minutes later, a scream is emmited from the basement(dungen)
“now where were we? A yes, Zakuro!”
Zakuro: hes a tree-hugging dork and should go to hell.
“now for the aliens…”
Kishfangirl#1: KISH! AAHH! KISH! O MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!! I LUV U KISH AHHH!
Kish: yes, I no.
Taruto: hehehe, the chicks dig me!
“ya,watevr. Anywhoooooooooo… lets start with tart! Hey, that rymed!”
Taruto:who cares about that tree kissing retard! Hes so stupid!
“thank you. And now the harshest im expecting… Kish!”
Kish: hes ok, I guess.
Every one(including ichigo and crowd) stares.
Kish: God im kidding! Cant u ppl take a joke?
Everyone laughs(even ichigo)
“ok kish, enuf jokes… tell us about ur feelings fr the stupid,ugly,tree-hugger/kisser.”
Kish:Where to start??? Well, hes a bastard, a tree hugger/kisser, a retard, a gay guy, and his perfect match would be tart.
“ok, ill be back latr with the results. Feel free to… mingle.” **glances at kish,then at ichigo**
Kish:**stares at ichigo**
Ichigo:what? U no its rude to stare
Kish:u no what**continues to stare** and I don't care if its rude
Ichigo:o crap hes gonna ask me out… ok, ill say yes cuz theyr just gonna kill masaya snyway.
Kish:will you go out with me?
“Aw, isn't that nice!”
“well, the results are… masaya has been sentenced to death! That ok with you ichigo?”
Kish+Ichigofan:kish and ichigo forevr!!! Yaaa!