Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ The adventures of the chibi trigun cast! ❯ Chapter two is what we do! ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimer: Still don't own Trigun… or the Easter bunny, do you even need a disclaimer for that?? *shakes head*

Chapter 2

*Meryl is sitting in the pot formulating another plan*

Meryl: Now… *moves little scraps around* Saki must die! And then Vash will be mine! *evil laugh*

Meryl's conscience: Hey isn't Knives supposed to be evil - not you?

Meryl: Shut up! *smacks her head* oww…

*Saki walks by with the Kuroneko army*

Saki: There is the pot! Attack Kitties!! *Kuroneko's bang on the pot with the crowbars*

Meryl: AHH!!! *throws a hotdog at Saki which Legato pops up and eats*

Saki: O.O Anyhoo DIE MERYL FREAK!! *throws the dreaded Hamtaro plushies*

Meryl: oOo they're soft! *pot tips over and she falls out*

Saki: YES! *Kuroneko's prepare to attack*

Meryl: no fair I don't have an army! *telepathically calls the easter bunny and his band of little fluff bunnies*

*Bunnies and Easter bunny poof here*

Meryl: Mwhhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!

Head Kuroneko: Nyao… ^-_-^

Easter bunny: How dare you mock me!!

H.K: NYAO!!

E.B: That's it! Attack! *bunnies and kuroneko's engage in an egg and crowbar fight*

Meryl+Saki: O.O *both run for cover in the same pot*

Saki: MY POT!!

Meryl: It's my sacred gummy bear pot!

Saki: O.O riiiight… *gets hit in the head with a crowbar* Kuroneko's! Why have you betrayed me!?

*Meryl takes this dramatic moment to tie up Saki*

Saki: Nooo! *is bound and gagged*

Meryl: *laughs insanely*

*Back at the V and K house*

Vash: my author senses alert me!

Knives: huh? *eating a donut*

Vash: NOO! The DONUT!! *tries to tackle Knives*

*Domi-chan walks in*

Domi: uh Knives…master?…

Knives: *avoiding Vash* yes?

Domi: OH THERE'S LEGGIE!!!

Legato: Don't call me that!

Vash: oh yea! My author senses! Saki's in trouble…again…

Knives: how many times have you rescued her?

Vash: Let's see… 1,2,3,4,5 ~20 minutes later~ 90, 91… *knives is snoring* Huh? O_o oh well onto save Saki! …Again! *leaves*

Knives: huh O_O *Domi is chasing Legato* Where's Wolfie and Milly?

Domi: we don't want to know!

*Vash is walking and comes upon the Kuroneko's and bunnies*

Vash: O.O

H.K: NYAO! *throws the crowbar*

E.B: EIII!!! *dodges the crowbar matrix-style*

Vash: *spots the pot* Saki must be in there! *Sighs* and Meryl…

*Meryl pops her head out*

Meryl: Vashie-kun!

Vash: what did I do to deserve this? All right! Give me Saki!

Meryl: No! Saki must die! *goes insane again*

Vash: But then there'll be no author!

Meryl: Then I'll write it!

Vash: HELL NOO!! *jumps into the pot* Hey Saki!

Saki: mmnph! Mmmph!

Vash: I know I know Meryl is crazy but I'm getting you out! *mission impossible starts playing*

*All the bunnies are dead and the Kuroneko's win*

H.K: NYAO!! *marches around*

Vash: kuroneko's! I could use some help over here getting your GENERAL out!!

H.K: nyao nyao! *100 kuroneko's come over*

Vash: Good now attack Meryl while I slip away with Saki ok? *holds out hand as mission impossible gets louder*

H.K: nyao! *shakes Vash's hand*

~End

Hmm…I think two chapters is enough to start off! Review for the installment of the next two chapters!!