Vampire Hunter D Fan Fiction ❯ Mary Sue, Go Away ❯ Chapter 1

Mary Sue,

We don't want you.

All we have to say

Is, `please, go away.'

No more hunters, no more sisters,

Truly, it hard to make us readers pissed-er.

You good all the evil and right all the wrong,

You're beautiful and smart, and unparalleled in song.

You're annoying and you know it,

If you're original don't blow it.

We're looking for something new,

So please, no Mary Sue.

Grove is gone and Meier's fled.

I can't blame him, I wish you were dead.

We try to be fair,

But frankly, we don't care.

You save the world and you're the best,

You shag the hero, you put our tolerance to the test.

When if comes to fics we don't care what, we don't care who,

As long as there's no you.

Writers, don't be tiresome, don't be cloying.

Even the parasite finds Mary Sue annoying.

Leave us readers be,

And stop trying to change D.

There are things D doesn't, and stuff D would never.

So write something else, whatever.

And don't make us start the chorus,

"What do you have against Doris?"