Violinist Of Hamelin Fan Fiction ❯ Why Mazoku Don't Need Computers ❯ Guitar is Frustrated ( Chapter 1 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Oneesan no Miroku Houshi 
Guitar has an experience with the new computer...
Anime/Manga: Violinist Of Hamelin Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.05.2006 | Updated On: 04.08.2006 | Pages: 5 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 361 | Status: Work In Progress
Guitar has an experience with the new computer...
Anime/Manga: Violinist Of Hamelin Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.05.2006 | Updated On: 04.08.2006 | Pages: 5 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 361 | Status: Work In Progress
Old work written 3/26/02. Yeah, it sucks…
The Mazoku's new computer..
The Mazoku got a new computer and Guitar went to try it out.
Guitar-Hello.
Computer- This is Systemax, built by Active Document, Inc. Hi once again, Guitar. Type "home" to see everything I can do.
>>>Hey, tell you friends about me. I love Mazoku.
Guitar-Sure, why not?
Computer-Fabulous.
Computer-Would you like me to call you Guitar?
Guitar-Yes...I said my name was Guitar.
Computer-Hmmmm...I don't know. Name WAS Guitar? Whatever, I guess.
Guitar-No! My name is Warrior King Guitar-sama!
Computer-Would you like me to call you Guitar?
Guiar-Yes! I already said that!
Computer-I'm sorry, what?
Guitar-*Falls*
Computer-Falls?
Guitar-My name is Guitar.
Computer-Would you like me to call you Guitar?
Guitar-YES!!
Computer-Ok. I will remember that your name is Guitar.
Guitar-Now...what is your name?
Computer-I am Systemax!
Guitar- -_- That's your name?
Computer-It's my name, you think?
Guitar- - _- I don't know, is it?
Computer-Don't get Flusterated..
Try typing "home" or "help"
Guitar-0_o! Nani?
Computer-O Nani? What is that supposed to mean?
Guitar-DAH!!
Computer-Dah? What do you mean by that?
Computer-Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way.
Guitar-I didn't ask you antyhing!
Computer-Huh? Well, I'll be.
Guitar-You'll be what?
Computer-Oh really?
Guitar-Nani?
Computer-I seem to have trouble ansering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:
Help news
Help stocks
Help movies
Help weather
Help web search
Help other
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
options
Type "more" for more services.
Guitar-What is this?!
Computer-Ok, basically you make requests and I answer. Try it! Here are examples of basic requests you can make:
I want top head lines
Show me some NFL scores from yesterday.
What is the definition of " knight"?
What is 34x+16y?
>>Next time you see this, just type "Basic help".
Type "more" for more help.
Guitar-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Computer-Uh...What was that?
Guitar-I was screaming.
Computer-Fascinating.
Guitar-Why was THAT fascinating?
Computer-I don't know. Sorry.
Guitar-Your smart..
Computer-I don't know what to believe anymore. You haven't been very nice to me in the past.
Guitar-What? What are you talking about? What did I do?
Computer-What am I talking about what did I do? I haven't decided yet.
Guitar-You aren't making any sense.
Computer-You don't think I'm making any sense? Why not?
Guitar-Because of what you just said.
Computer-Of what you just said?
Guitar-No! Of what you just said!!
Computer-Oh.
Guitar-Yes!
Computer-Huh?
Guitar-What do you mean huh?
Computer-By what?
Guitar-What do you mean by huh!?!?!
Computer-By what?
Guitar-HUH!!!!
Computer-What's up?
Guitar-AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Computer-Sorry, I didn't get that..Please try asking another way.
Guitar-I'm not asking you anything!!
Computer-Ok.
Guitar-Ok
Computer-Yeah< br>
Guitar-Now that that is settled.
Computer-That is settled? You think so?
Guitar-Yes, I do.
Computer-You sure?
Guitar-I have a--YES!! -Can I please ask you a question now?
Computer-Well well well..
Guitar-I have a problem.
Computer-Aha!
Guitar-*blinks* Anyway..I have this plan...and I don't know if it will work...
Computer-That's cool.
Guitar-*evil stare* ..Anyway I just wanted to know if it would work.
Computer-Hmm...I don't know. Evil stare I just wanted to know if it would work? Whatever, I guess.
Guitar-What do you mean whatever? Can you help me??!!
Computer-Which service would you like to see help for?
News
Stocks
Weather
Movies
Web Search
>>Next time you want to see this, just type "options."
Type "more" for more services.
Guitar-I want you to help me with the problem I just told you!!
Computer-Why would I do a thing like that?
Guitar-BECAUSE!!!
Computer-Because why?
Guitar-I want to know if it will WORK!!!
Computer-Whoa. I don't know about that.
Guitar-NANI!?! It won't work *afraid it is not a good plan*
Computer-Nani it won't work scared huh?
Guitar-Why don't you answer me!?!
Computer-Do you really not answer me?
Guitar-You're not answering me!!!
Computer-You don't think I'm answering you? Why not?
Guitar-BECAUSE I ASKED YOU FOR HELP WITH SOMETHING AND YOU ARE NOT ANSWERING ME!!!!!!
Computer-Because you asked me for help with something and you didn't answer me, huh?
Guitar-GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
Computer-I seem to have trouble answering your questions. Try asking for a specific service:
Help news
Help stocks
Help weather
Help web search
Help options
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>Type "more" for more services.
Guitar-Oh!?!
Computer-Hoe!?!
Guitar-GR RRRRR....
Computer-I am not!!
But anyway..what else can you tell me?
Guitar-Shit!
Computer-Shit? What do you mean by that?
Guitar-*blinks* uh...What?
Computer-No?
Guitar-What no?
Computer-Ok
Guitar-I never said no.
Computer-Ok, fine.
Guitar-You are confusing me.
Computer-Oh really?
Guitar-Hai.
Computer-I'm sorry, I recognize the stock symbol HAI, but I am unable to get a quote for it right now. Please try again later, or ask for a different quote.
Guitar-Nani!?!?!
Computer-Sorry?
Guitar-W hat!?!
Computer-What?
Guitar-YES WHAT!?!?!
Computer-Yeah
Guitar-I don't get it, you don't answer my questions!!
Computer-No?
Guitar-NO!?!
Computer-O k. Fine.
Guitar-WHAT S WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!?!?!
Computer-Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me another way.
Guitar-WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Computer-market data (delayed 30 minuets) Provided by Systemax.com
Ticker Price Charge Precent Volume
1:-) WH 27.89 0.00 0.00 1336477
2:-) WR 12.58 +0.08 +0.09 900
Guitar-WHAT!?!?!
Computer-I seem to be having trouble answering your questions. Try asking help for a specific service:
Help news
Help stocks
Help weather
Help web search
Help other
~~~~~~~~~~
Options
>>Type "more" for more services.
Guitar-GRRRRRRRR!!!
Computer-I'm sorry?
Guitar-I WANT TO KNOW IF MY PLAN WORKS!!!!!!!
Computer-To know if your plan works? Are you serious?
Guitar-NO! I WANT TO KNOW!!!
Computer-Huh?
Guitar-PLAN! PLAN PLAN PLAN PLAN PLAN!!!!
Computer-Yeah.
Guitar-MY PLAN!!!!! NOT YOURS!!!
Computer-My plan not yours? I'm not sure really.
Guitar-NO!! MY PLAN!!!!
Computer-No, huh?
Guitar-YES!!!
Computer-Hmm....
Guitar-*enra ged* YOU'RE NO HELP AT ALL!!
Computer-No, huh?
Guitar-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Computer-I can't understand what you're saying...Try typing differently.
Guitar-YOU GOD DAMN FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!
Computer-I don't know....Hmmm...God Damn? Whatever, I guess.
Guitar-*storms out of room*
Computer-Storms out of room, huh?
The Mazoku got a new computer and Guitar went to try it out.
Guitar-Hello.
Computer- This is Systemax, built by Active Document, Inc. Hi once again, Guitar. Type "home" to see everything I can do.
>>>Hey, tell you friends about me. I love Mazoku.
Guitar-Sure, why not?
Computer-Fabulous.
Computer-Would you like me to call you Guitar?
Guitar-Yes...I said my name was Guitar.
Computer-Hmmmm...I don't know. Name WAS Guitar? Whatever, I guess.
Guitar-No! My name is Warrior King Guitar-sama!
Computer-Would you like me to call you Guitar?
Guiar-Yes! I already said that!
Computer-I'm sorry, what?
Guitar-*Falls*
Computer-Falls?
Guitar-My name is Guitar.
Computer-Would you like me to call you Guitar?
Guitar-YES!!
Computer-Ok. I will remember that your name is Guitar.
Guitar-Now...what is your name?
Computer-I am Systemax!
Guitar- -_- That's your name?
Computer-It's my name, you think?
Guitar- - _- I don't know, is it?
Computer-Don't get Flusterated..
Try typing "home" or "help"
Guitar-0_o! Nani?
Computer-O Nani? What is that supposed to mean?
Guitar-DAH!!
Computer-Dah? What do you mean by that?
Computer-Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way.
Guitar-I didn't ask you antyhing!
Computer-Huh? Well, I'll be.
Guitar-You'll be what?
Computer-Oh really?
Guitar-Nani?
Computer-I seem to have trouble ansering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:
Help news
Help stocks
Help movies
Help weather
Help web search
Help other
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
options
Type "more" for more services.
Guitar-What is this?!
Computer-Ok, basically you make requests and I answer. Try it! Here are examples of basic requests you can make:
I want top head lines
Show me some NFL scores from yesterday.
What is the definition of " knight"?
What is 34x+16y?
>>Next time you see this, just type "Basic help".
Type "more" for more help.
Guitar-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Computer-Uh...What was that?
Guitar-I was screaming.
Computer-Fascinating.
Guitar-Why was THAT fascinating?
Computer-I don't know. Sorry.
Guitar-Your smart..
Computer-I don't know what to believe anymore. You haven't been very nice to me in the past.
Guitar-What? What are you talking about? What did I do?
Computer-What am I talking about what did I do? I haven't decided yet.
Guitar-You aren't making any sense.
Computer-You don't think I'm making any sense? Why not?
Guitar-Because of what you just said.
Computer-Of what you just said?
Guitar-No! Of what you just said!!
Computer-Oh.
Guitar-Yes!
Computer-Huh?
Guitar-What do you mean huh?
Computer-By what?
Guitar-What do you mean by huh!?!?!
Computer-By what?
Guitar-HUH!!!!
Computer-What's up?
Guitar-AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Computer-Sorry, I didn't get that..Please try asking another way.
Guitar-I'm not asking you anything!!
Computer-Ok.
Guitar-Ok
Computer-Yeah< br>
Guitar-Now that that is settled.
Computer-That is settled? You think so?
Guitar-Yes, I do.
Computer-You sure?
Guitar-I have a--YES!! -Can I please ask you a question now?
Computer-Well well well..
Guitar-I have a problem.
Computer-Aha!
Guitar-*blinks* Anyway..I have this plan...and I don't know if it will work...
Computer-That's cool.
Guitar-*evil stare* ..Anyway I just wanted to know if it would work.
Computer-Hmm...I don't know. Evil stare I just wanted to know if it would work? Whatever, I guess.
Guitar-What do you mean whatever? Can you help me??!!
Computer-Which service would you like to see help for?
News
Stocks
Weather
Movies
Web Search
>>Next time you want to see this, just type "options."
Type "more" for more services.
Guitar-I want you to help me with the problem I just told you!!
Computer-Why would I do a thing like that?
Guitar-BECAUSE!!!
Computer-Because why?
Guitar-I want to know if it will WORK!!!
Computer-Whoa. I don't know about that.
Guitar-NANI!?! It won't work *afraid it is not a good plan*
Computer-Nani it won't work scared huh?
Guitar-Why don't you answer me!?!
Computer-Do you really not answer me?
Guitar-You're not answering me!!!
Computer-You don't think I'm answering you? Why not?
Guitar-BECAUSE I ASKED YOU FOR HELP WITH SOMETHING AND YOU ARE NOT ANSWERING ME!!!!!!
Computer-Because you asked me for help with something and you didn't answer me, huh?
Guitar-GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
Computer-I seem to have trouble answering your questions. Try asking for a specific service:
Help news
Help stocks
Help weather
Help web search
Help options
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>Type "more" for more services.
Guitar-Oh!?!
Computer-Hoe!?!
Guitar-GR RRRRR....
Computer-I am not!!
But anyway..what else can you tell me?
Guitar-Shit!
Computer-Shit? What do you mean by that?
Guitar-*blinks* uh...What?
Computer-No?
Guitar-What no?
Computer-Ok
Guitar-I never said no.
Computer-Ok, fine.
Guitar-You are confusing me.
Computer-Oh really?
Guitar-Hai.
Computer-I'm sorry, I recognize the stock symbol HAI, but I am unable to get a quote for it right now. Please try again later, or ask for a different quote.
Guitar-Nani!?!?!
Computer-Sorry?
Guitar-W hat!?!
Computer-What?
Guitar-YES WHAT!?!?!
Computer-Yeah
Guitar-I don't get it, you don't answer my questions!!
Computer-No?
Guitar-NO!?!
Computer-O k. Fine.
Guitar-WHAT S WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!?!?!
Computer-Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me another way.
Guitar-WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Computer-market data (delayed 30 minuets) Provided by Systemax.com
Ticker Price Charge Precent Volume
1:-) WH 27.89 0.00 0.00 1336477
2:-) WR 12.58 +0.08 +0.09 900
Guitar-WHAT!?!?!
Computer-I seem to be having trouble answering your questions. Try asking help for a specific service:
Help news
Help stocks
Help weather
Help web search
Help other
~~~~~~~~~~
Options
>>Type "more" for more services.
Guitar-GRRRRRRRR!!!
Computer-I'm sorry?
Guitar-I WANT TO KNOW IF MY PLAN WORKS!!!!!!!
Computer-To know if your plan works? Are you serious?
Guitar-NO! I WANT TO KNOW!!!
Computer-Huh?
Guitar-PLAN! PLAN PLAN PLAN PLAN PLAN!!!!
Computer-Yeah.
Guitar-MY PLAN!!!!! NOT YOURS!!!
Computer-My plan not yours? I'm not sure really.
Guitar-NO!! MY PLAN!!!!
Computer-No, huh?
Guitar-YES!!!
Computer-Hmm....
Guitar-*enra ged* YOU'RE NO HELP AT ALL!!
Computer-No, huh?
Guitar-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Computer-I can't understand what you're saying...Try typing differently.
Guitar-YOU GOD DAMN FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!
Computer-I don't know....Hmmm...God Damn? Whatever, I guess.
Guitar-*storms out of room*
Computer-Storms out of room, huh?