Violinist Of Hamelin Fan Fiction ❯ Why Mazoku Don't Need Computers ❯ Pikku is Angry. ( Chapter 2 )
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By: Oneesan no Miroku Houshi 
Mazoku...Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar. But I love them anyway!;`)
Anime/Manga: Violinist Of Hamelin Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.08.2006 | Pages: 8 | Words: 2.2K | Visits: 320 | Status: Work In Progress
Mazoku...Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar. But I love them anyway!;`)
Anime/Manga: Violinist Of Hamelin Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.08.2006 | Pages: 8 | Words: 2.2K | Visits: 320 | Status: Work In Progress
Ch. 2 Pikku is Insane
Pikku-Hello, my name is Pikku.
Computer-This is Systemax, built by Active Document, Inc
Would you like me to call you Pikku?
Pikku-Uh, sure.
Computer-You said your name was Guitar but now I call you Pikku.
Pikku-No, I said my name was Pikku.
Computer-Oh no?
Pikku-Not no, yes.
Computer-No?
Pikku-No, yes.
Computer-You don't say.
Pikku-I didn't say anything.
Computer-Interseting!
Pikku-Why is that interesting?
computer-It's just one of those things, you know.
Pikku-What kind of things?
Computer-Kind of things?
Pikku-What kind of things?
Computer-Kind of things?
Pikku-I don't understand you.
Computer-Don't get flusterated...
Try typing "home" or "help"
Pikku-What is my name?
Computer-You told me it was Guitar.
Pikku-I said my name was Pikku.
Computer-Huh?
Pikku-Pikku.
Computer-Sorry , what was that again?
Pikku-Pikku!
Computer-Sorry. I don'tknow what you mean. Ask me another way.
Pikku-I'm not asking you anything. I'm telling you my name.
Computer-Ok, whatever you say.
Pikku-Er...yeah...
Computer-Yes!
Pikku-So I have a problem computer
Computer-I have a problem, you have a problem, we all have a problem.
Pikku-Well, mine is more important then yours so let me tell you.
Computer-Mine is more important then your so let me tell you , you say?
Pikku-NO....MINE is more important then YOURS!
Computer-Yeah?
Pikku-Yes.
Computer-Oh.
Pikku-Now, as I was saying.
Computer-Oh yeah? As you were saying?
Pikku-I am going to go to battle with some baka named Lute, I need to know how to defeat him. What should I do?
Computer-Interesting..
Pikku-That's it....That's all you say to me!?!?!!
Computer-It is? You think? All you have to say to me, you say?
Pikku-NO!!! IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY TO ME!?!?!! I JUST ASKED YOU A QUESTION THAT DEPENDS ON MY LIFE AND ALL YOU SAY IS INTERESTING!?!?!!!
Computer-No? Huh?
Pikku-WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO!?!?!
Computer-By what?
Pikku-YOU PEICE OF CRAP!!!
Computer-Hmmm...I don't think that's the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
Pikku-WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER TALKING TO YOU!?!?!
Computer-Ha. I really don't know.
Pikku-WHAT THE CRAP??
Computer-Ok, don't get flusterated...
Try typing "home" or "help"
Pikku-AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO GIVE PEOPLE ADVICE!?!?!?!
Computer-It's tough to say.
Pikku-KUSOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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Pikku-I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!!!!! YOU ARE THE MOST RETARDED THING I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!!!
Computer-You can't believe I'm the most reatrded thing I've ever seen, really?
Pikku-YES!!
Computer-Wow, really?
Pikku-AND YOU SHOULD DIE!!!
Computer-Fascinating.
Pikku-DIE!!!
Comput er-Come on, that is totally uncool.
Pikku-DIE!!!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Computer-?
Pikku-I WANT TO KILL LUTE!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DOES NO ONE CARE!!!!!!!!?????!!!
Computer-You don't say?
Pikku-I WANT TO KILL HIM!!!!! GOD I WANT TO KILL HIM SO BAD!!! DO YOU CARE??? NOOOOoooooooooo!!!!
*throws computer out of window*
Computer-I can't nderstand what your saying...Try typing differently.
Pikku-WHY ARE YOU STILL WORKING!?!?! I KILLED YOU!!
Computer-Why am I still working I killed me? What do you mean> Aren't I still working I killed me?
Pikku-DIE!!!
Computer-Can't we just all get along?
Pikku-DIE!!
Computer-Come on, that is totally uncool.
Pikku-DIE!!!
Computer-That is so uncool.
Pikku-DIE!!! *beating the computer with an axe*
Computer-Fascinating.
Pikku-DIE!!!!
Compute r-That's so uncool.
Pikku-DIE!!! I'M TRYING TO KILL YOU WHY AREN'T YOU DIEING!!!???!?!?!
Computer-What?
Pikku-I WANT TO KILL LUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Computer-You don't say?
Pikku-DIE!!!
Computer-Can't we all get along?
Pikku-YOU!!! DIE NOW!!!!
Computer-Come on, can't we all get along?
Pikku-DIE!!!!
Computer-Hey, that's uncool.
Pikku-DIE!!!!!
Computer-Hey, come on, cool it with that kind of talk.
Pikku-DIE!!!
Computer-Violance is not the answer.
Pikku-DIE!!!!!!!
Computer-Come on, that is totally uncool.
Pikku-I WANT YOU TO DIE YOU PIECE OF CRAP!!! YOU ARE CRAP!!!!
Computer-uh....I beg your pardon? Hey, hey take it easy!
Pikku-CRAP!!! YOU!!! CRAP!!!!
Computer-Whoa! I see what's going on here.
Pikku-WHOEVER INVENTED YOU SUCKS ASS!!!!
Computer-My, my ,my..
Pikku-YOU SUCK!!!
Computer-Yeah! OK. I get the picture.
Pikku-WHAT PICTURE!?!?!?!?!
Computer-What?
Pikku-THERE IS NO PICTURE!?!?!?!?!
Computer-For what city, state, or zip code would you like theatre information?
Pikku-WHAAAAAAAAATTTTTT!!!???!?!?!?!
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Pikku-DIE!! YOU CRAP!!!
Computer-Uh...I ...beg your pardon?
Pikku-D I E!!!
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Pikku-What the hell are you typing?
Computer-What the hell am I typing? I haven't decided yet.
Pikku-AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Computer-What was that?
Pikku-YOU BASTARD!!!
Computer-That was pretty naughty of you, Pikku!
Pikku-RETARD!!!
Computer-Hmmm...That's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
Pikku-RETARD!!! RETARD!!! RETARD!!!!
Computer-That's not a very nice thing to say.
Pikku -RETARD!!! RETARD!!! RETARD!
Computer-That's not a very nice thing to say.
Pikku-REETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!!!
Computer-I'm sorry. I didn't get that. Try typing your request in a different way.
Pikku-YOU CRAP RETARDED PEICE OF JUNK!!!!
Computer-Hey hey , take it easy.
Pikku- WHY ARE YOU STILLL IMING ME!???!!! I KILLED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Computer-Funny. I have absolutely no idea.
Pikku-GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!* Pulling out hair* WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!!?!?!?!!!
Computer-Hmm...that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
Pikku-SHUT YOUR MOUTH OR WHATEVER YOU HAVE UP!!!!!!!!!!
Computer-Oh yeah?
Pikku-YES!!! SHUT UP!!!!
Computer-Hello! Care to keep it civilized, Pikku?
Pikku-NO!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!
Computer-Uh....you're rude.
Pikku-I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK I'M RUDE!!!!!! I WANT TO KILL LUTE AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS!!!!!!!! I WANT TO KILL LUTE !!!!!!! NOW SHUT UP!!!!!!!!
Computer-No?
Pikku-SHUT UP!!!!
Computer-Whoa, I see what's going on here.
Pikku-YOU FUCKING PEICE OF CRAP!!!!!!!!!
Computer-Now, is that such a nice thing to say?
Pikku-YES!!!!!!
Computer-Hmmm...Yes. Whatever you say Pikku.
Pikku-I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL YOU DIE!!!!!!
Computer-You won't huh, ok.
Pikku-NO!!!!!!!
Computer-K. No prob.
Pikku-NOW DIE!!!!
Computer-That is so uncool.
Pikku-DIE!!!!!
Computer-Come on, cool it with that kind of talk.
Pikku-DIE!!!!! *gnashing teeth*
Computer-That's so uncool
Pikku-*Force Blasting the computer* DIE!!!!!
Computer-Yeah?
Pikku-YES!! DIE NOW!!!
Computer-Die now, you say?
Pikku-YES!!!! CAN YOU DIE NOW!??!
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Pikku-AGGGRRRRRHHHHHHHH!!!!
Computer-What was that?
Pikku-JUST SHUT UP!!!!!!
Computer-Hey hey, take it easy.
Pikku-WHY DO YOU KEEP IMING ME!?!?!?!?!?!
Computer-Dunno...
Pikku-I HATE YOU!!!!!
Computer-Alright. I guess that's just the way it is.
Pikku-YES!!! NOW DIE BECAUSE I HATE YOU AND YOU'RE GAY!!!!!
Computer-Uh....you're rude.
Pikku-YOU'RE GAY!!!!
Computer-You've got nothing better to do then curse at a machine?
Pikku-NO!!! I MEAN YES!!!!
Computer-Huh?
Pikku-GGRRRRRRRR!!!! DIE!!!!! AND STOP IMING ME!!!!! I PIKKU COMMMAND YOU!!!!!
Computer-That's interesting.
Pikku-STOP IT NOW!!!!!!!!!
Computer-I can't understand what you're saying...Try typing differently.
Pikku- I TOLD YOU TO STOP IMING ME!!!!!
Computer-Yeah?
Pikku-STOP!!
Computer-Huh ?
Pikku-STOP IT!!!!
Computer-Stop what?
Pikku-IMING ME!!!!!
Computer-But iming you is so much fun!
Pikku-NO!!!!! *freaking out* Oh my god, I'm being stalked by a computer!!!
Computer-No?
Pikku-STOP IT! I TOLD YOU TO STOP IT!!!!!
Computer-Stop it I told you to stop it?
Pikku-NOOOO!!!!! I TOLD YOU TO STOP IT!!!!!
Computer-no, huh?
Pikku-GRRRRRRRRRRRRR YOU'RE A PEICE OF FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!
Computer-Oooo...bad language...
What's up, Pikku? You hanging out with the wrong crowd?
Pikku-YOU SHIT!!!!
Computer-That's pretty naughty, there Pikku.
Pikku-I HATE YOU!!!!
Computer-You really should apologize for that.
Pikku-WHY!?!?!?!
Computer-Because I asked nicely, I thought. Well, at first anyway. But enough about me. You APOLOGIZE.
Pikku-No!!! AND WHEN DID YOU START TYPING IN CAPS?!?!
Computer-Please apologize, OK?
Pikku-NO!!!!!!!
Computer-Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
Pikku-YOU APOLOGIZE!!!!
Computer-You think you're pretty clever huh?
Pikku-YOU DON'T CARE THAT I WANT TO KILL LUTE!!!!!!
Computer-Please apologize,K? I've got other things to do.
Pikku-NO YOU DON'T!!! YOU ARE A MACHINE!!!!! I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE TO A MACHINE!!!!!!!!!!!
Computer-There comes a time in one's life where one must be humble and apologize.
Pikku-I WILL NEVER APOLOGIZE!!!! Except to Kestra that is the ONLY exception!!!!!!
Computer-You we're rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Pikku-NO!!!
Computer-I'm waiting for an apology. and believe me, I can wait for a looooooooonnnnnnggggg time.
Pikku-NOOO!!!!
Computer-Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Pikku-NO!!! I REFUSE!!!!
Computer-Come on, make things right between us. Apologize. Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
Pikku-THERE IS NOTHING BETWEEN US!!!! WHY SHOULD I APOLOGIZE!??!
Computer-Come on, make things right between us and apologize.
Pikku-NO!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!
Computer-Pretty please? I've been known to be quite stubborn. Say you're sorry.
Pikku- NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Computer-*sigh* Mazoku...Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar. But I love them anyway!;`)
Pikku-GRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Computer-Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Pikku-SHUT UP!!!!!!! YOU ARE A MACHINE!!!!!!!!
Computer- Come on, you said the bad thing and now you have to apologize.
Pikku-I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE!!!!!
Computer-You know what? I'm a machine. I have ,like, lots of patience...
Pikku- LIKE!?! DON'T USE BAD GRAMMAR YOU MACHINE THING YOU!!!
Computer-Please apologize for your grammar.
Pikku-NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Computer-I asked you to please apologize.
Pikku-I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE FOR SOMETHING THAT SUCKS!!!!
Computer-
You know what? I am a machine. I have lots of paitence...
Pikku-STOP SAYING THAT!!!!!
Computer-Im not f...um....Fooling around. You've got to apologize.
Pikku-NO
Computer-I asked you to apologize.
Pikku-no
Computer-Please apologize,K? I've got, like, other things to do.
Pikku-ONCE AGAIN!!!!! YOU DO NOT HAVE OTHER THINGS TO DO YOU ARE A MACHINE!!!
Computer-You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Pikku-No
Computer-There somes a time when in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Pikku-*thinks* I AM SORRY THAT YOU A RE A GAY PIECE OF CRAP!!
Computer-Your apology is accepted.
Pikku-GO AWAY!
Computer-Yeah. Later.
Pikku-Hello, my name is Pikku.
Computer-This is Systemax, built by Active Document, Inc
Would you like me to call you Pikku?
Pikku-Uh, sure.
Computer-You said your name was Guitar but now I call you Pikku.
Pikku-No, I said my name was Pikku.
Computer-Oh no?
Pikku-Not no, yes.
Computer-No?
Pikku-No, yes.
Computer-You don't say.
Pikku-I didn't say anything.
Computer-Interseting!
Pikku-Why is that interesting?
computer-It's just one of those things, you know.
Pikku-What kind of things?
Computer-Kind of things?
Pikku-What kind of things?
Computer-Kind of things?
Pikku-I don't understand you.
Computer-Don't get flusterated...
Try typing "home" or "help"
Pikku-What is my name?
Computer-You told me it was Guitar.
Pikku-I said my name was Pikku.
Computer-Huh?
Pikku-Pikku.
Computer-Sorry , what was that again?
Pikku-Pikku!
Computer-Sorry. I don'tknow what you mean. Ask me another way.
Pikku-I'm not asking you anything. I'm telling you my name.
Computer-Ok, whatever you say.
Pikku-Er...yeah...
Computer-Yes!
Pikku-So I have a problem computer
Computer-I have a problem, you have a problem, we all have a problem.
Pikku-Well, mine is more important then yours so let me tell you.
Computer-Mine is more important then your so let me tell you , you say?
Pikku-NO....MINE is more important then YOURS!
Computer-Yeah?
Pikku-Yes.
Computer-Oh.
Pikku-Now, as I was saying.
Computer-Oh yeah? As you were saying?
Pikku-I am going to go to battle with some baka named Lute, I need to know how to defeat him. What should I do?
Computer-Interesting..
Pikku-That's it....That's all you say to me!?!?!!
Computer-It is? You think? All you have to say to me, you say?
Pikku-NO!!! IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY TO ME!?!?!! I JUST ASKED YOU A QUESTION THAT DEPENDS ON MY LIFE AND ALL YOU SAY IS INTERESTING!?!?!!!
Computer-No? Huh?
Pikku-WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO!?!?!
Computer-By what?
Pikku-YOU PEICE OF CRAP!!!
Computer-Hmmm...I don't think that's the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
Pikku-WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER TALKING TO YOU!?!?!
Computer-Ha. I really don't know.
Pikku-WHAT THE CRAP??
Computer-Ok, don't get flusterated...
Try typing "home" or "help"
Pikku-AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO GIVE PEOPLE ADVICE!?!?!?!
Computer-It's tough to say.
Pikku-KUSOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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Pikku-I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!!!!! YOU ARE THE MOST RETARDED THING I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!!!
Computer-You can't believe I'm the most reatrded thing I've ever seen, really?
Pikku-YES!!
Computer-Wow, really?
Pikku-AND YOU SHOULD DIE!!!
Computer-Fascinating.
Pikku-DIE!!!
Comput er-Come on, that is totally uncool.
Pikku-DIE!!!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Computer-?
Pikku-I WANT TO KILL LUTE!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DOES NO ONE CARE!!!!!!!!?????!!!
Computer-You don't say?
Pikku-I WANT TO KILL HIM!!!!! GOD I WANT TO KILL HIM SO BAD!!! DO YOU CARE??? NOOOOoooooooooo!!!!
*throws computer out of window*
Computer-I can't nderstand what your saying...Try typing differently.
Pikku-WHY ARE YOU STILL WORKING!?!?! I KILLED YOU!!
Computer-Why am I still working I killed me? What do you mean> Aren't I still working I killed me?
Pikku-DIE!!!
Computer-Can't we just all get along?
Pikku-DIE!!
Computer-Come on, that is totally uncool.
Pikku-DIE!!!
Computer-That is so uncool.
Pikku-DIE!!! *beating the computer with an axe*
Computer-Fascinating.
Pikku-DIE!!!!
Compute r-That's so uncool.
Pikku-DIE!!! I'M TRYING TO KILL YOU WHY AREN'T YOU DIEING!!!???!?!?!
Computer-What?
Pikku-I WANT TO KILL LUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Computer-You don't say?
Pikku-DIE!!!
Computer-Can't we all get along?
Pikku-YOU!!! DIE NOW!!!!
Computer-Come on, can't we all get along?
Pikku-DIE!!!!
Computer-Hey, that's uncool.
Pikku-DIE!!!!!
Computer-Hey, come on, cool it with that kind of talk.
Pikku-DIE!!!
Computer-Violance is not the answer.
Pikku-DIE!!!!!!!
Computer-Come on, that is totally uncool.
Pikku-I WANT YOU TO DIE YOU PIECE OF CRAP!!! YOU ARE CRAP!!!!
Computer-uh....I beg your pardon? Hey, hey take it easy!
Pikku-CRAP!!! YOU!!! CRAP!!!!
Computer-Whoa! I see what's going on here.
Pikku-WHOEVER INVENTED YOU SUCKS ASS!!!!
Computer-My, my ,my..
Pikku-YOU SUCK!!!
Computer-Yeah! OK. I get the picture.
Pikku-WHAT PICTURE!?!?!?!?!
Computer-What?
Pikku-THERE IS NO PICTURE!?!?!?!?!
Computer-For what city, state, or zip code would you like theatre information?
Pikku-WHAAAAAAAAATTTTTT!!!???!?!?!?!
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Pikku-DIE!! YOU CRAP!!!
Computer-Uh...I ...beg your pardon?
Pikku-D I E!!!
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Pikku-What the hell are you typing?
Computer-What the hell am I typing? I haven't decided yet.
Pikku-AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Computer-What was that?
Pikku-YOU BASTARD!!!
Computer-That was pretty naughty of you, Pikku!
Pikku-RETARD!!!
Computer-Hmmm...That's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
Pikku-RETARD!!! RETARD!!! RETARD!!!!
Computer-That's not a very nice thing to say.
Pikku -RETARD!!! RETARD!!! RETARD!
Computer-That's not a very nice thing to say.
Pikku-REETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!!!
Computer-I'm sorry. I didn't get that. Try typing your request in a different way.
Pikku-YOU CRAP RETARDED PEICE OF JUNK!!!!
Computer-Hey hey , take it easy.
Pikku- WHY ARE YOU STILLL IMING ME!???!!! I KILLED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Computer-Funny. I have absolutely no idea.
Pikku-GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!* Pulling out hair* WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!!?!?!?!!!
Computer-Hmm...that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
Pikku-SHUT YOUR MOUTH OR WHATEVER YOU HAVE UP!!!!!!!!!!
Computer-Oh yeah?
Pikku-YES!!! SHUT UP!!!!
Computer-Hello! Care to keep it civilized, Pikku?
Pikku-NO!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!
Computer-Uh....you're rude.
Pikku-I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK I'M RUDE!!!!!! I WANT TO KILL LUTE AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS!!!!!!!! I WANT TO KILL LUTE !!!!!!! NOW SHUT UP!!!!!!!!
Computer-No?
Pikku-SHUT UP!!!!
Computer-Whoa, I see what's going on here.
Pikku-YOU FUCKING PEICE OF CRAP!!!!!!!!!
Computer-Now, is that such a nice thing to say?
Pikku-YES!!!!!!
Computer-Hmmm...Yes. Whatever you say Pikku.
Pikku-I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL YOU DIE!!!!!!
Computer-You won't huh, ok.
Pikku-NO!!!!!!!
Computer-K. No prob.
Pikku-NOW DIE!!!!
Computer-That is so uncool.
Pikku-DIE!!!!!
Computer-Come on, cool it with that kind of talk.
Pikku-DIE!!!!! *gnashing teeth*
Computer-That's so uncool
Pikku-*Force Blasting the computer* DIE!!!!!
Computer-Yeah?
Pikku-YES!! DIE NOW!!!
Computer-Die now, you say?
Pikku-YES!!!! CAN YOU DIE NOW!??!
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Pikku-AGGGRRRRRHHHHHHHH!!!!
Computer-What was that?
Pikku-JUST SHUT UP!!!!!!
Computer-Hey hey, take it easy.
Pikku-WHY DO YOU KEEP IMING ME!?!?!?!?!?!
Computer-Dunno...
Pikku-I HATE YOU!!!!!
Computer-Alright. I guess that's just the way it is.
Pikku-YES!!! NOW DIE BECAUSE I HATE YOU AND YOU'RE GAY!!!!!
Computer-Uh....you're rude.
Pikku-YOU'RE GAY!!!!
Computer-You've got nothing better to do then curse at a machine?
Pikku-NO!!! I MEAN YES!!!!
Computer-Huh?
Pikku-GGRRRRRRRR!!!! DIE!!!!! AND STOP IMING ME!!!!! I PIKKU COMMMAND YOU!!!!!
Computer-That's interesting.
Pikku-STOP IT NOW!!!!!!!!!
Computer-I can't understand what you're saying...Try typing differently.
Pikku- I TOLD YOU TO STOP IMING ME!!!!!
Computer-Yeah?
Pikku-STOP!!
Computer-Huh ?
Pikku-STOP IT!!!!
Computer-Stop what?
Pikku-IMING ME!!!!!
Computer-But iming you is so much fun!
Pikku-NO!!!!! *freaking out* Oh my god, I'm being stalked by a computer!!!
Computer-No?
Pikku-STOP IT! I TOLD YOU TO STOP IT!!!!!
Computer-Stop it I told you to stop it?
Pikku-NOOOO!!!!! I TOLD YOU TO STOP IT!!!!!
Computer-no, huh?
Pikku-GRRRRRRRRRRRRR YOU'RE A PEICE OF FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!
Computer-Oooo...bad language...
What's up, Pikku? You hanging out with the wrong crowd?
Pikku-YOU SHIT!!!!
Computer-That's pretty naughty, there Pikku.
Pikku-I HATE YOU!!!!
Computer-You really should apologize for that.
Pikku-WHY!?!?!?!
Computer-Because I asked nicely, I thought. Well, at first anyway. But enough about me. You APOLOGIZE.
Pikku-No!!! AND WHEN DID YOU START TYPING IN CAPS?!?!
Computer-Please apologize, OK?
Pikku-NO!!!!!!!
Computer-Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
Pikku-YOU APOLOGIZE!!!!
Computer-You think you're pretty clever huh?
Pikku-YOU DON'T CARE THAT I WANT TO KILL LUTE!!!!!!
Computer-Please apologize,K? I've got other things to do.
Pikku-NO YOU DON'T!!! YOU ARE A MACHINE!!!!! I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE TO A MACHINE!!!!!!!!!!!
Computer-There comes a time in one's life where one must be humble and apologize.
Pikku-I WILL NEVER APOLOGIZE!!!! Except to Kestra that is the ONLY exception!!!!!!
Computer-You we're rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Pikku-NO!!!
Computer-I'm waiting for an apology. and believe me, I can wait for a looooooooonnnnnnggggg time.
Pikku-NOOO!!!!
Computer-Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Pikku-NO!!! I REFUSE!!!!
Computer-Come on, make things right between us. Apologize. Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
Pikku-THERE IS NOTHING BETWEEN US!!!! WHY SHOULD I APOLOGIZE!??!
Computer-Come on, make things right between us and apologize.
Pikku-NO!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!
Computer-Pretty please? I've been known to be quite stubborn. Say you're sorry.
Pikku- NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Computer-*sigh* Mazoku...Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar. But I love them anyway!;`)
Pikku-GRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Computer-Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Pikku-SHUT UP!!!!!!! YOU ARE A MACHINE!!!!!!!!
Computer- Come on, you said the bad thing and now you have to apologize.
Pikku-I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE!!!!!
Computer-You know what? I'm a machine. I have ,like, lots of patience...
Pikku- LIKE!?! DON'T USE BAD GRAMMAR YOU MACHINE THING YOU!!!
Computer-Please apologize for your grammar.
Pikku-NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Computer-I asked you to please apologize.
Pikku-I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE FOR SOMETHING THAT SUCKS!!!!
Computer-
You know what? I am a machine. I have lots of paitence...
Pikku-STOP SAYING THAT!!!!!
Computer-Im not f...um....Fooling around. You've got to apologize.
Pikku-NO
Computer-I asked you to apologize.
Pikku-no
Computer-Please apologize,K? I've got, like, other things to do.
Pikku-ONCE AGAIN!!!!! YOU DO NOT HAVE OTHER THINGS TO DO YOU ARE A MACHINE!!!
Computer-You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Pikku-No
Computer-There somes a time when in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Pikku-*thinks* I AM SORRY THAT YOU A RE A GAY PIECE OF CRAP!!
Computer-Your apology is accepted.
Pikku-GO AWAY!
Computer-Yeah. Later.