Weiss Kreuz Fan Fiction ❯ bloopers ❯ More?? you gotta be kidding me... ( Chapter 3 )

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Oh no! Bloopers!

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Scene: When Schuldich comes and steals Aya-chan

Schuldich: (Jumps on the ledge) U………

Ken: (pushes Schuldich off the ledge)

Youji: (Gives Ken a High five) Yeah!

Schuldich: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'll kill you HIDAKA!!!!!!

Director: CUTTTT!!!!!! Man! Why can't you people just follow the script?? Why? (Starts crying)

Scene: When Sakura is about to shoot Aya.

Aya: Don't sho…

Sakura: (shoots Aya but it doesn't hit his arm but his stomach) Oops! I thought the safety

was on, hehehehehe… (Smiles nervously)

Aya: Omae o Korosu Sakura…

Director: CUUUUTTT! GET A MEDIC QUICKLY AND GET THAT GUN AWAY FROM SAKURA!!!

Scene: When Weiss is about to attack Este

Aya: (comes out of the shadow) (In sailor moon outfit) In the name of Persia! I shall punish you! (Does the hand movements)

Este: (Dies from heart attack)

Aya (Puts on his coat) (Turns back to his cold self) …shi-ne…

Ken: so that's what Aya wears under his coat….

Director: you mean you've actually thought about that?

Ken: yeah, hasn't everyone?

Director: (blushes) I guess so…. anyway CUUTTTTTTTTT!

Scene: When Shreient's house collapses and Youji joins Toto's and Nagi's hand together.

Youji: (joins hands together) Ah, young love…it reminds me of me back in the day…I was…

Ken: Man! Not again! You told me that story a billion times already!

Youji: (Sarcastic) Sorry! Talk to the hand!

Ken: Oh no you didn't!

Youji: Oh yes I did!

Director: Stop fighting, girls!

Youji and ken: WHAT!?

Director: (sighs) forget it, cut…

Scene: When Nagi and Toto is about to kiss

Nagi: (about to kiss) (Bumps his head with Toto's head)

Toto: (blacks out)

Director: I think that was a little hard… CUT!

Nagi: NOOOOOOOO! (Uses his telekinesis to destroy the set)

Director: MAN! This is coming out of your pay Naoe!

Scene: Where Aya meets Brad at the construction site

Aya: (about to fight the enemy Brad brought along) (Pulls out his sword and throws his

sheath)

Brad: (sheath hits him in the forehead) OWWWW! Wait…why couldn't I foresee that?

OH MY GOD!!! I lost my powers!!!!!!! (Freaking out)

Director: CUUUTTTTT!

Brad: (has a vision) Yes! It's back!!!! (Does a retarded happy dance…then he realizes

what the vision was about and is grossed out)

Director: ummmmm… right…

Scene: Where Persia and Reiji are talking in Reiji's building

Reiji: I didn't want to pay the ransom because he's you son!

Persia: What!?

Weiss, Schwarz, and Shreient: JERRY JERRY JERRY!

Jerry Springer: (magically appears) what's going on here?

Reiji: My brother here thinks his son is my son!

Jerry: Why?

Persia: Because… “He” (points to Reiji) stole my wife and I didn't remember her pregnant!

Audience: (magically appears) BOOOOO! YOU SUCK REIJI!

Reiji: Oh whatever! You don't (censored) own me!

Persia: And he…he killed her! (Crying)

Jerry Springer: All right let's bring out the son!

Omi: (comes out) (sees Reiji) DADDY! (Hugs him)

Reiji: Get off me you maggot!

Omi: (getting all watery eyed) Why? (Runs off stage crying)

Persia: Now looks what you did!

Reiji: You did it!

Persia: Why you little…. (Attacks Reiji)

Director: CUUUUUTTTT! (Sighs) Man! Why am I doing this? I could be doing Final

Fantasy VIII right now…

Scene: where Ouka and Omi run away from the hunters

Ouka: (trips) Owwwwwwww!

Omi: (runs, stops after noticing ouka) Hurry!

Ouka: (whines in her annoying voice) I can't walk, carry me on you back!

Omi: oh, forget you! You're gonna slow me down! It's everyone one for them man! (Runs like hell)

Director: Good thinking Omi! Leave Ouka! CUTT!

Ouka: WHAT!? That's not nice! (In a REALLY high voice)

DAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDYYYYYY!!!!! (Voice breaks all the windows)

Director: Itai…

Scene: When Ouka dies

Schuldich: (Shoots Ouka)

Ouka: (dying) OH, the pain! The agony! IT hurts! My god! The pain! I love you Omi! I

always will, even though we're siblings, oh well. OH IT HURTS! It's too much for me!

The blood is gushing out! Ewww… Oh, Omi tell my parents I love them! OOOHHHH!

Director: Will you die already!? Jeeze!

Ouka: Fine! (Dies)

Director: CUT!!

Fluffybunnies: The next two are from Nami-black and she is the director not me…. I was dethroned! NOOOOOO!

Scene: the human chess game

Aya: ugh.... this reminds me of the Harry Pot-...I mean Potter movie...

Hikage: hey...you're actually right...(shudders at thought)

Omi: On to plan C.... (All the little figures from the Harry Potter movie come on the board game)

Ken: AKK! NOOOOOOO! EVILNESS! OMI!? WHAT R U DOING!

Omi: well...(starts to talk all scientific) I cloned the pieces from the movie...(drones on and on)

Ken: (brain damage)

Director: Omi..... sorry to disappoint you but.... THIS IS NOT A MAGICAL SHOW!

THIS BOARD GAME IS PLAYED WITH ACTUAL HUMAN BEINGS WHO ACTUALLY GET KILLED IN THE PROCESS!! NOT STUPID PIECES FROM THAT MOVIE!!! (Pants from all the yelling)

Omi: (eyes gets all watery) but-but...(cries)

Director: Oops.... (Laughs uneasily)

ken: good one! (Thumbs up)

Director: heh.... (Hand goes behind head. laughs uneasily again) well. I'm a director...that's what I do to keep things in right order.... (Blushes a lil' over her nose

cause she likes Ken)

Scene: when Schwarz framed Weiss...and Omi was running and the guards cornered him.

Guard # 1: there's no way out for you!

Omi: yeah...(his messed up freaky face) ok...

Aya: HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE!?

Omi: what? Nothing's wrong with my face! That's why all the fan-girls love me!

Youji: Omi....your face.... could make any fan-girl die...cause its so...(starts to do the

cheerleaders cry) U.G.L.Y YOU AREN'T GO NO ALIBI! YOU'RE UGLY! YEAH YEAH

YOU'RE UGLY!

Omi: I'M NOT UGLY! (Cries like a 3-year-old girl)

Ken: I'm not a part of this....

Director: (slaps forehead) great Youji...you made him cry!

Youji: (does a high flying kick) so?

Director: (slaps forehead) someone gets me some more mocha coffee....

Fluffybunnies: The rest of the outtakes are from Angel-chan, and I'm the Director again! YAY!

Scene: The one where Schuldich is holding Ouka captive

Schuldich: (pulls out a gun and pulls the trigger. However, instead of bullets, a little sign that says "Bang!" pops out of the nozzle)

Schuldich: WTF?!!

Director: Okay, who switched the guns?!

Farfarello: (laughing) Switching guns hurt God.

Schuldich: I'll show you hurting God! (Chases Farfarello)

Director: (About to hang herself) I'm working with idiots…

Scene: When Aya rescues Sakura from that crazy doctor guy, and he's hanging onto the bars with one hand, Sakura in his other arm and his katana in his mouth

Aya: OWW!! (Accidentally drops Sakura) The damn sword just cut my tongue!!! (Realizes that he's dropped Sakura Oops...

Sakura: (Falls in the water, the impact was so great that the water formed a Tsunami)

Director: I always knew she was overweight but that overweight????? (The Tsunami is coming closer) AHHHHHHH! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!

Scene: That human chess episode, where that lady pushes this button and the floor collapses beneath Aya.

Aya: (pulls out the wire, and swings across the room

Aya: (aka Tarzan) AHHHHHHHHHHHH-AH-AH-AHHHHHH-AH-AH-AH-AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Director: (Picturing Aya in a Loin cloth, is drooling). Aya…

Brad: Cut…

Same Scene

Aya:( pulls out the wire. However, one of the bullets hits the wire and breaks it)

Aya: (as he falls) DAMMIT!!!!!!

Director: I think you could be in the world records now.

Aya: for what?

Director: For falling the most times in one scene.

Aya: SHI_NE!!!! (Forgets there's no floor) (Falls).

-Owari-

Author's note: Sorry, I keep on dying on ya… Please review, that way I can update faster! (Trots off somewhere…Particularly Aya's room)

Aya: (hears Fluffybunnies coming and is trying to hide)

Fluffybunnies: (Sees him then glomps him) :D