Weiss Kreuz Fan Fiction ❯ bloopers ❯ Ready For more? ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimer: I don't own Weiss, and all that stuff

Note: The first outtake was given to me by Angel-chan, if you want, you can give me your Ideas on a review or E-mail me at WhiteorchidSMP@aol.com and I will post them and give you credit, if you want, I'm not trying to steal any Ideas… (People: (Snicker in the background))

Outtakes part II

Scene: When Aya jumps on top of the car after flashback of Aya-chan

Aya: (Jumps out of his Hiding place) TAKATORI, REIJI!!!! (About to stab the roof of the car, but suddenly the car swerves, throwing Aya off balance, then falls on the road)

Aya: Itai….

Crawford: (Snickering in the drivers seat)

Director: CUT!

Scene: Aya's Flashback

Aya-chan: (About to get hit by the car)

Aya: (Jumps on the hood of the car)

Car: (Swerves, Hits tree)

Aya: (Flies 10 feet in the air, falls, is unconscious)

Aya-chan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I WILL GET YOU REIJI, OH I WILL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! From now on my name will be Ran! (Cuts her hair like ran)

Director: CUT! It must run in the family

Scene: When Farfarello is in his padded room, hanging upside down with a straight jacket on

Schu-schu: (Enters room) All right. Punishment is over (helps him down)

"Farfie": Than…(Falls through 5 different floors)

Schu-schu: Are you all right Farfarello? (Looks at the passed "Farfie")

Farfie:(Walks in to see what's going on) yeah, I'm fine

Schu-schu: Goo… wait if you're here then who's down there? (Points to the body)

Farfie: Oh That Nagi, He took my place when I had to go to the bathroom, Man What burrito does to the stomach, WHOOOO! (Pats stomach)

Nagi: (Wakes up) Uhhhhhh… (Is on the "When Vicious Animals Attack" Set) (Animals Surround Him) Farfarello! I'll KILL YOU! YOU PIECE OF … (Fending himself)

Director: CUT!

Scene: When Sakura gets captured the second time

Aya: (Comes and wraps Sakura in blanket)…

Sakura: (Unaware it's Aya, Wakes up) LET GO YOU SACK OF DOG MEAT! (Kicks Aya in the nuts)

Aya: (In a very High voice) I… hate… this…world…(Passes out)

Sakura: NOOOOOOOOOO! LIVE DAMNIT! LIVE!

Director: He's Alive! CUT!

Scene: Where Kase shoots ken the first time (Ep.4)

Kase: (Fires at ken, in the chest, but one bullet almost hits Ken in the…)

Ken: DUDE! YOU ALMOST KILLED LITTLE KEN-KEN!

Kase: Mwhahahahahahahahaha!

Ken: That's low, (Tackles Kase)

Kase: x_x

Director: CUT! But that was low Kase…

Kase: I know, but I despise him, he always "Got more" Than I did…

Director: Still, That was low…

Scene: Where Schwarz is at the lounge, just before Reiji dies

Guards: (Comes in and checks on Schwarz)

Farfie: (Opens Mouth, mouth looks like it's foaming)

Guards: AHHHHHHHHHH! HE HAS RABIES! GET HIM AWAY FROM ME!

Farfie: I don't have rabies

Guards: Yeah whatever sadistic bastard!

Farfie: That's It! (Starts crying) You know I have feelings too you know, I'm friendly like you, I like people… (Stops crying looks very evil) Especially as they scream in horror as I pour acid on them! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Everyone: (Backs Away)

Nagi: (Pees in his pants)

Director: (Also pees in his pant, extremely scared, wide eyed) … cut…

Scene: When Sakura tells Aya she loves him

Aya: Besides, I don't deserve to be loved…

Sakura: HOW COULD YOU! AFTER I BOUGHT YOU ICE CREAM! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT COSTS! A DOLLAR! A DOLLAR! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE YOU ARE A (censored)

:: 10 minutes later::

Sakura: (censored) (Panting)

Director: Dude! Calm down, you're acting, follow the script, got that?

Sakura: Yes ma'am, (Mutters) loser…

Director: WHAT!?

Sakura: Nothing…

Scene: Same scene… *NSYNC Style

Aya: Besides, I don't deserve to be loved… so, bye, bye, bye♫ (Does hand motion, dancing like *NSYNC)

Sakura: ♪Tell me, tell me, baby! How come you don't want to love me ♫

Director: (Laughing her ass off) HAHAHAHA! CUT! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Scene: When Brad slaps Nagi

Brad: (slaps Nagi)

Nagi: OWW! YOU TURD! (Telekinetically throws the director at brad)

Brad and Director: Itai…

Director: Cut….

Brad and Director: (Passes out)

Scene: When Weiss are checking the "X" Album

Ken and Youji: (Screams) AHHHHHHHHHH! (Laughs psychotically)

We're the green Lettuces! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Director: WRONG CD! BRING THE "X" CD! CUT! OMI KNOCK THEM OUT!

Omi: (Uses sleeping pills and stuffs it in Ken's and Youji's mouth)

Youji and Ken: I'll get you and your little steak too! (Passes out)

-Owari-

Author Notes: Please Review! Thank you for reading, I'll make more! I promise! (In superman suit, on top of the world) IT'S MY DUTY!