Weiss Kreuz Fan Fiction ❯ Traditions Of Men ❯ Traditions Of Men ( Chapter 1 )
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By: gothria 
Anime/Manga: Weiss Kreuz Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 12.27.2005 | Pages: 6 | Words: 3.1K | Visits: 760 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Weiss Kreuz Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 12.27.2005 | Pages: 6 | Words: 3.1K | Visits: 760 | Status: Completed
I wrote a story just like this a while ago, but my computer went F' You!! And died. XP <- dead, along with a lot of my other fanfiction, which pisses me off coz' I had one story that I really liked on there. *sigh* So here's my special story that came to me at 2am, it should make sense, but if not, leme know I and can change it…Reviews make me happy, ideas for other stories are great too, coz' I run out of them a lot, and any general feedback is great =^_______^=
If I owned Weiss, they'd be too busy screwing each other to go on missions.
YojixAya goodnesh X3
Traditions Of Men
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“Aya…”
“…”
“Hay…Aya…”
“…”
“Ayaaan~”
“I'm trying very hard to ignore you, Yoji.”
“Aaayaaaaannnn~!”
“What…”
“I have a question”
“For the love of God, let me sleep.”
“Then answer my question.”
“Yoji, it's four in the morning. Can't it wait?”
“Nooooooooo…”
“I don't know why I put up with you.”
“Coz' you love me.”
“You wish.”
“Ayan!”
“…”
“Don't laugh…”
“Can I sleep now?”
“No! Question!”
“What?”
“Well…er…”
“What…”
“Well…”
“Yoji, I swear to all that is good, if you don't shut up or ask me your stupid question, I will abstain from sex with you for a month.”
“Haveyouevernaimedyourpenisandifyouhavewhatisit?”
“…huh?”
“I wanna' know if your penis has a name…”
“You woke me up at four in the morning for that?”
“It's important!”
“No it's not. Goodnight.”
“Ayan!”
“Stop it!”
“No…”
“Good god! Stop hitting me with the pillow.”
“Only if you answer my question!”
“Fine.”
“So?”
“No.”
“No?”
“No Yoji, I have never felt it necessary to name any of my body parts, especially my penis.”
“But…why not?”
“I think you should be asking yourself, why would you.”
“It's just what guys do! Women name their cars, guys name their penises.”
“Why would a woman name an inanimate object?”
“I duno but they do. Now more importantly, we must name him.”
“Him? It's a body part Yotan, it doesn't think, therefore doesn't need a name.”
“I beg to differ…”
“Just shut up and go to sleep.”
“Not until we name him. Or would you rather it be a her?”
“Go. To. Sleep!”
“No…”
“Ugh, I give up. Fine, what would you like to name…him…”
“Hee hee. No you have to name him.”
“Why?”
“Coz' it's the rule.”
“There are rules?”
“Yup.”
“Fine…call him Dick.”
“Dick? Dick!? That's the worst name ever! Come up with something better!”
“That's what I pick, now go to sleep you prick.”
“Nuh uh…that's cheating.”
“Christ! What will it take to get you to shut up?”
“Name him!”
“Ugh…”
“…”
“…”
“So…?”
“I'm thinking…”
“…”
“…”
“Think faster…”
“…”
“…”
“Okay…”
“Okay?”
“Yes.”
“Yes what?”
“I have a name.”
“And the name is…?”
“…”
“Aya!”
“Neko-chan.”
“Neko-chan? Kitten? You named your penis Kitten?”
“It's appropriate.”
“Humph…”
“Now can I sleep?”
“Yeah…I guess so. That's just so…anticlimactic.”
“Just shut up and go to bed.”
“…”
“…”
“…”
“Ne…Yoji.”
“Hm?”
“Whad' you name yours?”
“Come here and I'll tell you.”
“Yoji, I'm right next to you.”
“It's gotta be a secret. You can't tell just anyone, ya know.”
“Ugh…”
“Closer…”
“…”
“Closer…I'll whisper it to you.”
“…”
Yoji leaned into Aya's neck, and whispered into his ear. Aya paused, blinked, then burst out laughing. A full, blown out laugh that had tears rolling down his cheeks. Yoji just grinned at him. Once his laughing had subsided, he smiled up at Yoji.
“That's very creative, Yotan.”
“Course it is.”
“Now can I go back to sleep?”
“Yeah. Night Ayan.”
“Goodnight Yoji.”
“…”
“Oh, and Yoji.”
“Yeah?”
“I love you.”
“Love you too Ran.”